MIRIN THREAD-Why we lift Edition

>>42177465
Was almost funny. No one says "Nice, asshole" when they are irritated though.
>Stop smoking weed

>working on campus at my school for a few weeks
>my buddy's parents have a house near campus
>his folks go away for a weekend so he and his sister invite a ton of people over
>sisters friends are big thots
>everyone strips to their underwear and goes in the pool
>biggest slut there is all over me feeling me up asking if I play sports
>go inside and drink more start to make out
>everyone goes to sleep I got the parents bed because he's my best friend and people won't say shit
>door opens slut friend enters
>says he wasn't to cuddle lol
>start hooking up then fuck her her hands over the back the whole time
>pass out and wake up to her blowing me solid weekend

>>42177465

This reminds me of the story of the retard who did acid and ended up bitting his own hand

>>42177569
Some sap will marry her one day. Sad shit

> at mom's for lunch
> she has friend over
> as friend leaves she squeezes my arm and says "you don't need a gun at the house, you have two right here"

>>42177633
Seriously. These girls are fucking pigs dude like obviously of it wasn't me it woulda been some other dude

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>on phone with mom
>she told me she showed her boss a pic of me hiking
>boss told her "wow he's pretty ripped"

TFW

>>42177569
+1 for coherence

>>42177672
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>>42177465
girls always mire or tell people I know how "hot and pretty" I am but never make a move
same shit when I go out they just stare and once I look they quickly try to hide it

>tfw no mires
>tfw I want mires

This is why I'm working to get /fit/

>at bar
>drinking water cause AA
>table of QTs openly mirin
>pretend not to notice, look back and they are all looking
>f it yolo, walk over to table and start chatting
>ask me if I look so good cause I only drink water
>reply "ya haha" not wanting to let them know that if I have a drink I'll probably end up blacked out doing coke on the back of a taxi cab calling craigslist hookers.
>cutest one announces she is going to go outside and smoke
>tell her I'll join
>bust out vape
>she laughs
>We start chatting it gets deeper
>next thing I know we are making out
>she's rubbing my pecs
>tells me she has a BF and isn't going to F me, she just thinks i'm hot and likes the way I feel
>Tell her it's cool, I'm used to being used
She must have daddy issues because this line sent her over the top
>grabs my dick and says let's go to your place
>call uber
>have sex