One has to go forever: A) No lifting for the rest of your life

>>42176995
vehicle

>C) No driving a vehicle for the rest of your life

Fucking amerifat, how is this even comparable to the first two

vehicle

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My driver will drive my vehicle for me.

>>42176995
Obviously lifting. Theres no caveats that say no exercise of any kind, and I'm not gonna give up my sweet ride and ability to actually go places, or my ability to unload my sweet nut into ho places.

C of course. Just get somebody else to drive or use public transport. OP you're retarded

>>42176995
A
lifting is shit tier activity

Iifting is for cucks
Theres a million other things you can do besides lifting

>>42177003
because it's something people love to do you fucking inbred yuropoor

Goodbye lifting, hello based calisthenics.

AI will do all the driving in approx 10-15 years from now, so easily C.

>>42177073
driving is boring and lazy.
bicycle riding master race makes C the obvious choice.

Already made peace with B, haven't fucked in 1.5 years now...

>>42177213

Fucking normie, try 5.5 years.

>>42177306
Damn, I thought that my four years was a long time.

>>42176995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W0j2On4tKU

>>42176995
A and do calisthenics. Weighted if allowed

>>42176995
B
>Monk mode
fuck a hole to fuck, nigga

>>42177213
>>42177306
>>42177313
what about hookers guys

all three

>>42177306
that's actually the time span between my first time and my second time.

but now i can't stand 1 week without fucking. and it's been almost 2 weeks now. i'm dying

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B).

Nothing about my life changes since I can still imagifuck my waifu and nut in my fleshlight. Get a free guarantee I will never be raped, as a bonus. Guaranteed wizardhood, baby.

Checkmate, OP.

>implying B isn't the obvious choice for /fit/

>>42177689
>Implying fucking my anime waifu pillow isn't considered real sex
W-what are you trying to imply anon

>>42177156
Definition of vehicle
1
: a means of carrying or transporting something

Bad news, anon. A bike is a vehicle. B and C are equally tough, fuck

>>42177016
Hope you don't ever drop a pencil and need to pick it up

Because no lifting

>>42177156
>driving is boring and lazy
>t. never driven a car

>>42176995
Choose B because i'm used to it anyways

Does bicycle count as a vehicle? If not (C)

>>42177306
fucking baby, try 22 years

>keep lifting
>keep sex
>walk everywhere for cardio

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>>42176995
I can pick B, because there wasn't any sex in my life to begin with.

>>42176995
LMAO american corporatism has cucked you fatties into thinking cars are equal to sex

>living in a country where driving your own car is a necessity

>>42178793
>thinking that he means the car is a necessity and not thinking it's about the joy of driving
wew yuros really are stupid

>>42176995
B.

I already get sex regularly from the gf, but I have an overwhelming (and seemingly innocuous) literal fetish for bodily/dermal proportions and manual stimulation (that being tactile stimulation for the hands, in this case, my hands). This means I get slightly more pleasure from seeing and touching a well-proportioned woman's body than I do from simply putting my penis in an orifice. If I was blindfolded and couldn't touch the person on my dick in any way (like without her even touching the rest of my body), I just wouldn't be able to finish.

As long as I could have a gf to see and touch while getting myself off (then getting her off after) I'll be driving all over the god damn place while you fuckers have to use public transit.

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>>42176995
>tfw you literally do none of these things

B

Literally nothing changes.

>>42176995
I'll get rid of lifting and do calisthenics

>>42176995
I guess I could give up banging your mom

>>42177021

I swear have you people ever been outside of a fucking city?

>>42176995
c
bicycle it is

>>42180193
Probably not.
Most of the posters here are cityfolk who have no idea about how it is to live outside of those horrifying cancerous soul devouring human zoos.

>>42177015
While I fuck in the back...or lift...or both.....but mostly just masturbate.

>>42179007
>tfw 25 and still no driver's license
>took 3 lessons a month ago, guy said i was doing a good job
>parents wont practice with me
>no friends to practice with

sigh

A. I might not be able to lift but I can still work out on machines

C because I'm already doing it essentially. Easy.

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>>42176995
>implying it's a choice
>implying I haven't been living this challenge all my life

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>>42176995
>can't drive a car anyway
>never have sex

>>42180193
I live outside a city and id simply move into one if I had that restriction

>>42177039
This. Conservative men work for families and build houses and shit. Lifting weights while being autistic is counterintuitive

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>>42176995
I can't drive anyway since I'm a sperg with ADHD.