The virgin workout

>>42171353
8/10

>>42171353
>he has sex in the bathroom when resting
With other men?

>>42171353
>trains for himself

As opposed to what, exactly?

>>42171422

pussy

>>42171395
;^)

>>42171353
You missed the point you dumbo.
The chad counterpart has originally been made to point how ridiculous the virgin criterias were.

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>>42171353
Top kek.
Good job anon

And?
What's wrong with that.

My wife's son is sitting next to me playing xbox, while I patiently wait my turn so I can watch the football games later. I love that kid. So what if his skin tone is more tan than I? He is my son now, and it's my duty to raise him.

It's like this: you own a yard and there are two big trees in the back.
But one tree next door is even bigger, and the branches extend into your yard. One of those branches drops an acorn, and it starts to grow in your yard now, alongside your two trees.

Are you just going to cut down the new small tree? No...your going to raise it with your own.

My wife saw a bigger tree and had that seed planted in her. My son is my acorn.

>>42171468
This, there needs to be shit like
>never trains legs, barely able to support his upper body
>-22% bf
>calves bigger than quads
>never sweats, in fact his skin so dry it starts cracking and bleeding
>ass non-existent

>>42171484
kek

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>>42171353
>turn purple doing heavy

>>42171353

virgin should be using a smith machine

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>>42171353
Pretty good, needs more exaggeration on the Chad parts though

Pic related

>>42171914
Even better. Thanks dude

>>42171353
>Cut shins from deadlifting

Were you watching me deadlift?

>>42171353
>wokout
Ya blew it
You're a waste

>>42171353
good shit OP, pretty accurate. Although the Chad's tend to have smaller calves, at least at my gym.

Also maybe it's because I'm also a Vigin Lifting but that body type is more attractive than chads imo.

>>42171353

>always goes at peak hours

lel

6/10

>>42171353
>never unracks the weight
Lel. Did nobody else see this part?

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>Eats pizza and drinks beer

>>42171353
Meh

>>42171914

Is pretty good, but this meme is taking every virgin thing and taking it to absurdity

Like

>Drive at slow speed never rolling the road markers

becomes

>direction and speed is random

>>42171395
like bitches wouldn't wanto to mire chad while he fucks all their friends

>>42171484
Ok guy
Cuck guy

Lil baby

>>42172712
I did and I kekd

>>42172897
Fag

>>42171914
Should be this
>grunts and drops weight so loud it activates lunk alarms in nearby planet fitness branches

>>42171484
I never thought trees could get cucked too... I am woke now

>>42171444
The quads of truth. Fuck lifting for myself! I lift because I wanna get drown in pussy!

>>42171444
nice get

>>42171353
y-you.... just described me.

>>42175226
that measn we're the same guy ;)

>>42171484
>My son is my acorn

8/10, had a good chuckle

>>42171353
You butchered the meme you fucking pleb.

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>>42173887
>quads

>>42171484
new pasta? seems like it could be pretty delicious desu

>>42171484

If I mow my grass weekly, that tree would never grow.

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>>42171914

>Unable to move unless noticed

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I look like the cartoon Lmfao


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