GAIN GOBLIN THREAD
training partner is good mate
has phantom injuries that have kept him from training for months.
still cant resist the urge to take his shirt off and ogle himself (twink mode at best) while trying to perform the lift he supposedly hurt himself with.
m running out of motivation for him to get his ass into gear and tempted to just find another person to lift with..
help /fit/ my pal is gonna get left in the dust, why is he such a lazy fuck?
>>42167618
Biggest gain goblin is my wife...
>I want pizza
>I'm going to make some cookies but you have to have at least one
>We have to go out today
Etc.
I seriously think she sometimes tries to sabotage me, especially since I started cutting.
>>42167649
Yeah your life is so hard. You better do something nice for her before she leaves your ass.
>>42167649
>gains goblin
>wife who orders/makes food all the time
>gains goblin
>woman who is encouraging you to dirty bulk
>GAINS GOBLIN
Also
>cutting
You are the only gains goblin in your life.
P.S. Your wife is trying to tell you you aren't big enough. Go lift more brah
>>42167736
lol iifmm cookie monster detected