>lmao2buolder

ra ra ra roooooooo

> See fat-reared ungabunga on run wheel
> Drop boulder on toe
> Berry picker as fuck

>be me 5'6 neanderthal master race
>been picking up rocks for 5+ years
>giant sloth mode
>see QT at rock quarry the past 3 years
>want to take her back to my cave so bad
>saw her yesterday leaving with some 5'8 homo sapiens
>why even pick up rocks

Any other neander-bros feel this feel?

>>42153887
>he fell for starting stones meme

>>42155381
>He does starting stones instead of gray wolf skull lp

>>42153887
how do ugs drink GOMMAD (gallon of mammoth milk a day)? each time i approach mammoth to milk, am run off by furious mammoth bull with large tusk. what am do wrong?

Redpebble me on being a NHuGT

(Not in Hunting, Gathering, or Training)

Include me in the cave drawing

>>42155467
Stop being such a Berry-picker about it

Never gonna make it

>>42155467
>Not stoning mammoth
never going to evolve pal

Who else /cave stones/ here?
>No walking to quarry
>No getting eaten by predators
>No sharing stones with neanderthalets

>>42153887
nudge

>1000AD
>UNGA BUNGA ME SQUAT 5 ROCK

>3000 B.C
>Flinstones, MEET THE FLINSTONES

>>42153887
>tfw no homo sapien bf

>>42153887
How much stones do I have to lift to kill the sabertooth tiger that killed my family?

is herd chasing just a cave drawing? will it weaken my boulder lift? also redberry me on longnose tribe

>>42153887
>excuse me say what??

neanderthal Thak's keep taking my cavewomen, what do

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>not putting your meat in the fire
>adding the stick to your rock weight
>Not using stone tips on your Spears
>Letting your mom-tar weave your baskets

Never gonna make it

>>42155467

me show mammoth me tusk, he run away. hahahaha

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>>42153887

>tfw no THICC qt ungabunga

Guess me keep lifting stone, legend on cavewall call Zyzz say we all make it someday

>>42153887
>only 2boulder
>berrypicker as fuck

>>42157239
>>42155467

Me drink mammoth bull milk. Does that make me berrypicker?

>>42153887
guys i friction rubbed a stick to start a fire but then i friction rubbed my dick and it fell off

what do?

>>42154875
i realize i'm being autistic, but the neanderthal dna in modern humans is basically all from a male provenance, which suggests the opposite of this happened

>>42157539

??? how you get bull milk

>be berry picker
>trade weeks berries gathering for a clay slab of Starting Stones
>put boulder on back and squat it up and down 3 times a week
>fine
>pick up one really heavy boulder and snab my shit up
>can't pick berries anymore and starve

>rock dispenser broken
>have to walk 400 miles to next quarry
>forgot beef tip for watcher