>enter gym in 2017 >DE >SPA >CITO >exit gym

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>>42152354
>enter gym in 2011
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>dab

Shit, I was at the pizzeria today (went to laugh at obese people, as usual) and the same song was playing. .

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>>42152374

>>42152354
>enter gym in 1311
>GAUDEAMUS OMNES IN DOMINO DEUM FESTUM

Not entering the gym with that song blasting from your headphones...why even lift?

>>42152446
>enter strength cave in 30000 B.C.
>bone drummer guy got eaten by sabertooth
>lift rocks in silence

>Enter gym
>IT'S EVERY DAY BRO I SAID IT'S EVERY DAY BRO

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>enter gym in 2017
>I GOT
>Loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA

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>Enter Gym
>HIDE IT IN MY SOCKS
>SELLING THAT REROCK

>apply for job at high class gym in 2017
>get shown around the place
>indoor pool for old ladies water yoga
>videogame bikes for cardio
>crossfit night every friday
>"super foods" supplements in the lobby
>DNA analysis machine that helps the personal trainers decide workout plans

have I fucked up?

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>>42152611
>DNA analysis machine

>>42152633
I was gonna ask Vegeta how high the scam level was but the scouter got overloaded