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Show me your ideal female body

Pic is mine
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>>42151452
thats so obviously photoshopped open your eyes moron
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Perfection.
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Something like this?
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>>42151452
bretty good
heres mine
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Meaty and strong
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>>42151452
Jesus. Too much of everything.
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>>42151780
Fag.
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>>42151452
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>>42151644
This guy knows what's up
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>>42151735
>I like my women to look male
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>>42151452
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>>42151452
>black
>waist only "thin" because she regularly wears a corset to redistribute fat
How do people not automatically identify this shit? It's extremely rare for someone to look like that genetically.
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You're doing it wrong.

First you find a girl who is submissive.

Then you tell her what exercises to do at the gym.

You then build her the way you want her to look.

If you get a girl who already has a good body she has already been used by chad.
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Clair is the only correct answer
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This is the ideal female body for a high test male to fuck

No one can argue this
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>>42152074
Who is this BRAPhog?
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>>42152074
>>42152060
Disgusting
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>>42151622
sauce
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Thicc and muscular waifu.
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>>42151452
Why dont i ever see nogs like this irl?
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>>42151452
Tight body and a nice ass. No disgusting whale-tits.
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something like this
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Arms of >>4215173 with this belly and tits of >>42151644
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>>42151808
This is a "your ideal" thread, not a "everyone should like exactly what I like" thread.
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>>42151452
Well, she's not the thickest.
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>>42152506
But definitely my kind of girl.
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>>42152018
This guy knows what's up.
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>>42151622
my sweet fuck
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>>42152506
>>42152516
holy fuck anon who is this sperm worm
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>>42152593
She's anonymous, but does porn.
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>>42152610
she doesn't have a username or something I can search?
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>>42152619
No.
But can give a sauce at least. SF33 or sex friend 33.
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>>42151622
please tell me theres more of her
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I'd fuck mostly any attractive girl but I want to settle down with a big pale titcow.
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>>42151452
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>>42151452
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>>42151452
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>>42152198
>pretending to be straight
pic related

>>42152810
Is that the girl who's getting rid of her huge tits for no reason at all?
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>>42152648
hot damn
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>>42152675
There is.
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>>42152810
Fatties are nice and soft and I like them
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>>42152913
Kaitie Cali? Not that I'm aware of, she does have estrogen sensative gigantomastia and her tits will grow indefinitely until she goes through menopause, forget about if she gets preggers.
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>>42152309
MUH
DICK
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>>42152978
Fatties are only nice depending on their fat distribution.
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>>42153185

This isn't fair.
I gotta shower for work in 9 minutes.
She is amazing.
Why even live territory.
I don't know whether to thank you, or fart in your general direction. Thanks, tho'.

>what can I do in those 9 minutes.....
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>>42152820
what anime is this?
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>>42151452
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>>42152060
She looks like a marshmallow bruv
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>>42152379
Ciao amico, anche tu da solo davanti al PC il sabato sera?
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>>42153367
Symphogear
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>>42153379
Prometheus is a good movie
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>>42152058

I agree. Have a (You).
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>>42152190
>BRAP

What does this mean?
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>>42153543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8
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>>42153300
I can agree with this to a degree, but probably unlike you, I like big [spoiler]bellies[/spoiler] so I'm a bit more lenient when it comes to shape.
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>>42153572
>big belly

Maybe if her tits are huge, but to each his own.
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>>42152956
where?
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>>42153859
Jesus fuck yeah that's pretty much one of the archetypes I'd really enjoy dicking. Big tits and ass are definitely great additions to a big belly.
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>>42151452
ew that's discusting, wanna know how I know you're a dopamineboy?

Pic related is the european ideal.

Kill yourself you negrofied traitor
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>>42153948
>european ideal
Why do you guys always assume everyone gives a shit what you think?
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>>42151644
this is literally perfect
>nice fat tits
>a nice tummy
>fat arms and legs
>probably a fat ass
>just squishy all over
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>>42153891
What the fuck is wrong with you and people like you?
Seriously, I love thicc girls, even the ones that are a little too thicc for some. But what the fuck dude? That's disgusting
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>>42153974
It might have something to do with the fact everyone speaks a European language.
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>>42153984
I dunno, I've just liked fat chicks since I was a kid. Its nothing I can really help nor is it something I'm really worried about because they're easy enough to obtain. Problem is that very few of them are actually really pretty so I'm a little picky about the whales I spear.
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>>42153990
What does that have to do with anything? So some dumb-fuck sailors and Christards sailed overseas and that has something to do with the fact that Europeans act like their opinions are the gold standard?

Grow a pair of balls, destroy the EU, throw out the Muslims and then maybe we'll talk.
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>>42153984
>stop liking what I don't like
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>>42154060
Who the fuck said I was black?
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>>42152236
very nice
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This is my ideal as my female body.
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>>42153561
well now that's in my history
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>ITT: everyone displays their objectively inferior aesthetic standards to my own
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>>42154027
If you don't like it, choose to speak in a different language of a culture that resonates with your opinions.
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>>42153948
Why would you assume europe is one unified entity with shared preferences?

I am western european and that is def. NOT my ideal.
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>>42154202
Fuck off traitor
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>>42153358
thats how I felt, she is perfect isn't she, I would say that in your 9 minutes you should dream. Imagine. Believe. we are all gonna make it and we will all find our wheyfu. she is alive, she is waiting, she just doesn't know it. you wanna know how you can get this? be a sick cunt.
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>>42153410
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>>42153543
fucking newfags. can't even work shit out for themselves.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE£EEEEE
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>>42154060
which won't be long if we keep going the way we are going
>>42154071
>oid
close enough
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>>42154325
Calm down.
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>>42154061
but why do you like poor health, bad discipline and lack of self rescept?
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>>42154387
Refer to >>42154019
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>>42154167

God damn... There is something about bitchiness/coldness
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>>42154370
Disgusting arms
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>>42154387
None of your fucking business.
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>>42154568
>female
>body
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>>42154608
Whats your motive?
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>>42151638
>>42151713
>>42151999
>>42152198
Good taste
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Met Art Chloe A. Search for the Interiors album. Literally the best body ever to walk this earth.
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>>42154568

But i like her feminine penis
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>>42154292
Don't tread on me, you SJW islamic piece of shit. Were di.
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>>42151800
What the fuck.

Do you guys still go on a chatroom somewhere?
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>>42154732
These two pics are the only two where she's clothed, and they're from the shittiest set. Look at her nudes, guys, seriously.
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>>42152309
>littering
DROPPED
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Why are there so many whalers on /fit/?
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>>42151638
you have low test my friendo
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>>42155046
Nigger culture
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>>42152198
lowtest
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>>42153948
/pol/tards really are pathetic
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i've been finding myself prioritizing hips/waist over tits and ass lately, they're nice and all but fridge mode really doesn't do it for me, it's like hips=female and i just go crazy especially if she's short
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>>42155223
Good thing they aren't reproducing any time soon.
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>>42155525
>especially if she's short
Why would you want genetically inferior women?
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>>42155579
short women are cute and you can carry them in a suitcase so you save on travel costs
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>>42151622
muh dik, perfect
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prime Birttany Olsen
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>>42155579

If your son is short because your wife is short its not her genes that are defective buddy.
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>>42155648
educate me, are these considered good feet?
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I think i might have just found it from a girl on reddit
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>>42155657
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>42155839

Its your fault if your children end up as manlets.
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>>42152018

This is true.

Plus if she isnt submissive she will become fat and lazy.

Its hard to beat someone into submissiveness to lose weight and get in shape.
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>>42155828
Link it or gib name
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>>42155888
Well yeah, you would be the one who fucked the womanlet.
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>>42154545
nah
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>>42155934
panky mcpancakeface
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>>42155938

No your weak genes just can't express themselves, or they are and you're a fucking manlet.
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I like a range with this being the average. I bit more thigh and hip might be good too.
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>>42155934
https://www.reddit.com/user/flowerflowerflower1
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>thicc
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>>42151452
>tfw no Tessa gf.
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>>42151452
goddess
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>>42154500
>There is something about bitchiness/coldness

IKTF, dismissive looks get me diamonds
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>>42153386
Not italian man, I just found this on /int/
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>>42152297
kek
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>>42155173
this is shopped right?
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>>42151713
this pic gets me everytime
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>>42156079
Holy shit, name?
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You cucks are hilarious

>Omg, what a great picture, marry me please

Meanwhile the bitch doesn't even look like that
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i'm a man of simple taste
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I can get down with a lot of body types but here's my waifu I guess
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>>42156434
>huge bolt-ons
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>>42153877
Cause the anon who replied is a nigger I also wanted the sorce so I did an investigation and found her name is Swathi naidu
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>>42152836
based
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>>42156434
literally nothing gets me harder
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>>42156434
now we're talkin
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>>42156434
Me likey
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>>42156499
>>42156501
>>42156505
Samefag
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>>42151846
This.
I have no problem with THICC girls, but the one on the OP is repulsing.
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>>42156515
Newfag
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>>42156473
>Swathi naidu
MY NIGGA
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>>42156434
>>42156499

/who/
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>>42155969
Game. Set. Match.
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Ban incoming from posting this nsfw, but goddamn she's fine
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>>42156821
>stretch marks
dansgame
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I haven't been to fit in a couple of years.

You guys took the thicc meme way too far
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>>42156262
>cute face
>hips and ass of a fertility goddess

Jesus christ. Loading the shotgun.
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>>42151452
Looks like somebody broke into the krabby patty vault.
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>>42152074
>literally having an ass so fat its hard to walk without looking like you shit yourself
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>>42152283
THE ORIGINAL HIGH TEST
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>>42155828
Lol is that tuna girl?
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>>42155648
>prime Birttany Olsen
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>>42156262
this can't objectively be topped
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>>42151638
low T
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>>42158806
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soft girls = best girls
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>>42152836
/thread
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>>42152648
>>42152516
>>42152506

I can't find anything by those names. where did you find them.
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this girl too fine
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>>42157284
Ilikeyourtaste.jpg
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>>42159237
Too bad she's 14
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>>42158833
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dat ass is 21 doe
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>>42159374
and a nigger
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>>42156286
no
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>>42153185
track girls are the best
like Emma Coburn
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>>42154732
>>42154791
cute, will look later
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>>42153367

It's indicative of the quality of the medium when a simple 4 second gif is enough to pique curiosity into watching a show.
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>>42159621

It's a cartoon girl throwing punches and someone equally autistic as you thinks its cute, don't get all huffed up on your own pseud-fumes weeb
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>>42159374
Nothing 14 about this.
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>>42159635

More or less what I just posted.
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>>42159645
That ass is so fake and its great
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>>42159474
Go get laid, nerd
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>>42151735
sauce?
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>>42159685
that's some minaj tier booty, might even be bigger?
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>>42157778

she honestly looks kinda fucked now, might be good at the end of her cut
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we can go to gymtogether
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>>42159885
It's like, why even wear pants?
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>>42156908
>typing out twitch emotes and not liking stretch marks

confirmed for underage twink
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>all these hogs
>not wanting a qt tradwife
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>>42160334
Women aren't traditional, women just mimic the men they like
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>>42160334
>not wanting a traditional brrrappphog
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>>42151622
she looks like she smells of shit and cumin
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>>42160361

Truth right here. My gf mimics a lot of the stuff I do, like the gym, biking, reading, etc.
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>>42154387
Do you think some guys enjoy eating girl's poop or licking their armpits because it's healthy? It's a fetish, you stupid nigger.
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>>42156286
no
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Why do I do this?
Why do I came here and see these women, when I'm going to die alone.
Hope at least some of you guys make it.
greetins from the bottom.
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>>42152498
>your ideal "woman"
>not your ideal roid clit hermaphrodite
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>>42156079
We need a name
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>>42152198
SAUCE PLEASE
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>>42152198
sauce me brethren
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>>42151452
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skinny asian girls make me diamonds
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I like em big to an extent but i ride my motorcycle and i cant take a bitch over 180 in the back and fuck up my balance.

i want one light enough to toss around and pick up nawmsayin. but i cant control what my dick likes. i just go crazy over curves, a fat ass booty and perky titties
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>>42160779
you're saying that because you don't put yourself out there. just relax my nigga
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>>42160871
Yeah i bet, cause they look like children, you fucking pedo
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>>42160900
No man, I'm not some 12 years old complaining about not gettin laid. I'm on my 30's already, shit gets complicated at this age.
I don't want to talk too much, people who come to this thread does it to see the pics and argue a little, but the best summary I can make is this. I am defeated. I just give up. I'll try to find a way to make a little money and live.
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>>42160911
How can they look like children when they're the average adult asian woman? Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that children look like them?
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>>42160334
Guess who'll be laughing after the fourth birth - your girl who'll snap after the second birth because she's so skinny, or my brrrraaapphog who'll be alive and well, ready for a fifth? Your loss, anon.
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>>42160938
In the end, you're still saying you like the body of children
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>>42160924
theres lots of thirsty bitches that age that want to get wifed up. older women love to cut to the chase and they're more straightforward. well to me it's easy imo
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>>42160970
>middle right
fucking yuck
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>>42160979
So adult asian women aren't allowed to have sex? Or women with small tits?
That's pretty fucked up dude.
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>>42160924
>giving up when he just started to hit his sexual peak
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>>42160985
Maybe where you live, I live in spain.
option a.-I'm tired of the cock carousel, I want to settle down.
option b.-single mom
option c.-actual good woman wich looks and/or career are out of your league.
People tell you that you'll drown in pussy at your 30's because you are at your best as male. but they always forget to tell you that you must also have money, work, good looks, etc.
In this shithole you can't even find a job.
I guess this is what I get for live in a third world country.

>>42161023
See? theres always someone with this stuff.
good luck being at your "sexual peak" without job, car, money, hair, abs...
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>>42160970
>fourth birth
>implying I will fuck up birth controll four times
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>>42161036
>job
learn a trade, get a job.
plumber and electrician are the easiest jobs there.

>car
get a job.

>money
get a job.

>hair
shave your head

>abs
I though you were fit, are u fat?
u can become othermode in one year.


Do u even try?
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>>42161044
>having sperm this weak
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>>42161055
>job
I'm on it again because I failed for college meme.
>car
I don't even want that money waste as long as I don't need it.
>Money.
I really do think you are looking at this in a simplistic way
>Hair
It was an example, I do have hair.
>abs
Doing martial arts, I don't want to lift anymore. I wouldn't say I'm fit but most people at my age seem to be bald fat-fucks

>do u even try?
Tired of it.
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>>42161036
>good luck being at your "sexual peak" without job, car, money, hair, abs...


it's a Man's world bro, it's never meant to be easy you got to have that shit. it's there and it will always be there that's how shitty life is and you cant avoid that. ground yourself with reality

fuck it, whatever. i can't you help man , you're making shit worse on yourself with your poor self esteem.
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>>42160998
I think you meant to say fucking yeah
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>>42161044
>wants trad wife
>doesn't want children

Ooookey then.
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>>42161094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o

because you've been told follow your dreams maymay by retarded millenials, faggot.

>college meme
because that's good for the goverment and education industries.

good you realized you've been memed.

Here's one true:
There are jobs that are needed so your society doesn't collapse.
Someone needs to keep the streets clean, someone has to keep the sewers from flooding the city with dark waters, someone has to keep your buildings from collapsing.

Even in your shitty arab nation, somebody has to keep your infraestructure and houses and shit from collapsing, retard.

Look up some easy trade job you can learn in a couple weeks, that pays a lot because nobody wants to do it.
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>>42156286
no
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>>42160795
Who is this bukkake balrog?
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>>42151452
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>>42161107
>sorry man, don't get upset, I already gived up, I'm too burnout to believe in anything. My struggle now is just to assume that I'm fucked up, and that's it.
>poor self esteem.
I always saw self esteem as some kind of trap, or cheat. I mean, I saw worthless people with high self esteem. society tells you to work on it but why? why should I esteem myself? I might worth nothing. you know, reality is a bitch, and maybe I'm just a failure that must be corrected.

>>42161148
I'll try learning something new, but it will take time. not because I'm a dumbass but because we can't make anything right in this hell.
how do you call the people who works for the goverment? you know, like police or politicians and so. people who earn their money from goverment.
Keep the streets clean -> this kind of people
Clean sweres -> thin kind of people-
Buildings -> housing bubble mate.
>Look up some easy trade job you can learn in a couple weeks, that pays a lot because nobody wants to do it.
It does not exist and if it does it's filled with immigrants.
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>>42161224
>yfw she's still getting fatter

as a chubby chaser I'm so fucking ready
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Picked this semen demon up from a high test thread can /fit/ tell me her name?
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>>42161255
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>>42152836
>>42156498
>>42159130
now it's perfect
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>>42161243
>tfw you will never qt blond gf to feed and make bigger and bigger
why live
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>>42161255
get some tastes man she's all plastic
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>>42161231
mira manolo, no es mi problema si te queres matar.

solo te digo que inclusive en tu pais de mierda alguien tiene que mantener los edificios y mantener el pais limpio para que no colapse.

mira manolo, maricon, te voy a dejar estos trabajos:

>carpintero
>panadero
>cocinero
>trabajar en una fabrica
>limpiar pisos
>ser policia
>montar un negocio
>ser peluquero
>chupar pene
>montar una ferreteria
>trabajar en un supermercado
>aprender a hacer moldes para impresion de plasticos
>aprender a trabajar con maquinas de construccion

en mi hijueputa pais cocalero lleno de guerrilla tenemos una escuela del gobierno para aprender todos esos trabajos que las empresas requieren.

busca en tu pais de mierda si hay "trade schools"

como te digo, aprenda electricista o plomeria.
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>>42161268
Why not? Bitches love to eat so just look decent enough and have a lot of money in the bank for food. I believe in you anon, go make a whale out of a stacey.
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>>42161243
how do you know
she doesnt seem to have any sopcial media accounts or am i missing something
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>>42161281
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burbuja_inmobiliaria_en_Espa%C3%B1a
I'll try to sum it up 4u
>be Spain
>retarded people choose retarded rulers
>let's build a gorillion houses because real state never loses price
>everybody goes to work on construction
>retarded people now can has BMW and flat TVs
>we iz kangz
>Ask for money to speculate with real state
>got a bubble and make it double
>everything blows up with the financial crisis.
>People loses their jobs
>people are too stupid and too deep in debt

And that's why nothing about construction works anymore in spain, my mexican? friend
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>>42161347
If she's grown this much since her "golden days", she's gonna keep going because she obviously thinks she'll look good no matter her BMI.
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>>42161360
mira manolo hijueputa, te lo estoy poniendo en plastilina.

alguien tiene que trabajar en tu hijueputa pais de mierda.

Si, yo se que tienen 40% de desempleo.

pero incluso en tu pais socialista lleno de maricas que se ponen faldas para protestar contra el matriarcado.

alguien, y muy bien dijiste que eran inmigrantes, alguien tiene que poner la comida en los supermercados, alguien tiene que limpiar los baños, alguien tiene que conducir los carros, alguien tiene que limpiar los carros y arreglar las llantas de los carros.

Todos ustedes blanquitos de mierda, son unos hijueputas maricas, que nunca han aguantado hambre.

Mira a los maricas de venezuela y deciles que tu vida es dificil.
O a los negros maricas del africa que se estan moviendo a tu pais, porque incluso en tu pais de mierda las condiciones de vida y las oportunidades son mejores que en nuestros paises de mierda.

Haga algo, marica hijueputa, no se acompleje.

minimo lo mantienen tus papas.
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>>42151452
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>>42161394
>se ponen faldas para protestar contra el matriarcado
??.
>alguien, y muy bien dijiste que eran inmigrantes
Te lo digo en español, que veo que no entiendes. No son los inmigrantes los que cogen esos trabajos porque los españoles no lo hagan. Cogen a inmigrantes en esos trabajos porque trabajan por menos y normalmente hay ayudas del gobierno.
>no has pasado hambre
>venezuela
>africa
A Pablo Iglesias le gustan estos "argumentos"
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>>42152309
>dropping the bottle instead of throwing it into recycling like a good citizen

That's a no from me
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>>42161428
oferta y demanda, bobo hijueputa.

economia 101.

si hay gente que quiere trabajar por menos, pues porque deberian contratar maricas blanquitos por mas?

usted tiene un negocio, porque deberia contratar europeos maricones blanquitos de mierda si le puede pagar a un marron menos?

no tiene sentido, asi que pongase a trabajar por menos.

>pero no alcanza para vivir
pues consiga dos de esos trabajos, aguante hambre, ahorre dinero, ponga su propio negocio.

>pero es dificil
la vida no es justa, manolo marica, vaya trabaje y ganese el respeto de su padres.

o sea un nini como todos los maricas milenials de su raza, europeos recesivos.

>pero entonces no puedo estar en fit y quejarme de lo dificil que es mi vida en un pais del primer mundo
entonces muevase a latinoamerica, donde si hay trabajo y las minas son putas por europeos.

haga algo por su vida.
me das asco.
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>>42156286
no
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>>42160775

whodis
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>>42161465
>minas, queres
No eres mejicano, pero el "hijueputa" ese me confunde.

>me das asco.
Pasa a menudo.

>ganate el respeto de tus padres.
>pasa hambre.

si realmente esta manera de pensar abunda en sudamerica, me has ayudado a entender muchas cosas.
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>>42161510
porque todos los hijueputas manolos en 4chan son ninis de mierda deprimidos que piensan que su vida es dificil?

>problemas del primer mundo
kek, monton de ninis deprimidos maricas, que viven en un pais del primer mundo.

>pero la crisis, mi pais esta destruido
tus abuelos vivieron la segunda guerrra mundial, ustedes tuvieron a franco, salieron adelante.

pero toda tu puta generacion de mierda, se pone a llorar como maricas porque no hay empleo.

maricas.

>pic related
the average male spaniard.

fuck you.
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>>42161272
Taste deez nuts
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>>42156262
Fuck dude why is she perfect

How the fuck do i get a girl like this?
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>>42161539
>suponiendo que soy un nini
>suponiendo que soy feminista o de izquierdas.
>tus abuelos vivieron la segunda guerrra mundial, ustedes tuvieron a franco, salieron adelante.
pero toda tu puta generacion de mierda, se pone a llorar como maricas porque no hay empleo.

Mira Braian, veo que te enfadas mucho con la gente en la internet y que tu conocimiento acerca de españa es bastante pobre. Te explico una diferencia importante que la gente no esta sabiendo ver.
En los ejemplos que has puesto, la economia aun era productiva, se basaba en producir, comprar, vender. a dia de hoy todo esto esta arrasado por el sector financiero. Aparte de eso, el meme del emprendedor en este pais esta sirviendo para que el estado recaude mas, no es posible sacar la cabeza a flote.

>jajaja no entiendo un argumento heuropeopincheculiao

etc.

>the average male spaniard

bueh, mas o menos. depende por donde andes. pero si, toda la basura de izquierda de ahora esta pegando fuerte. y la derecha de este pais es pura caspa.
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>>42154764

cytube muhgainzzz
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>>42151638
hard to be rough with asian girls, they r so small in every way
>>
>>42161616
move to germany or london to clean toilets.

fuck, you have the best quality of life, you're not in africa, you're in the fucking UE, you could literally clean toilets for a few years then move to live like a king in a thirld world country.

fuck you faggot.

kill yourself.

last (you)
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>>42156908

>not wanting something natural like an ass with some stretch marks
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>>42161640
>move to germany or London
and yet another meme.
one of the biggest fails of the EU is that, unlike USA, we have a lot of countries with their own language
>talk english
this works for a while, but in the end, you have to learn the native language.
also
>Germany: I'm not a refugee, they are full and their own people have to struggle with minijobs
>London: they are full. aso brexit.

*the more you know*
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>>42161681
just kill yourself my dude if you want to give up.
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>>42161419
>bitches who aren't even trying to gain weight getting fatter

My fucking fetish. Here's hoping she ends up a huge whale.
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>>42161719
how do you know that she isnt even trying
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>>42161640
>london
>EU
not for long, feelsgoodman
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>>42161897
I think I read somewhere that she's not an active gainer because I'm definitely sure someone's asked
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>>42161911
>>
post more chunkers
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>>42154732
are you fucking retarded?
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>>42156262
winner winner
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>>42162356
Damn, you just know a girl like this is STRICTLY bbc only. There's no way us whitebois would be able to satisfy her, imagine us trying to stick our tiny 5 incher inside her
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New Wimbledon Champ
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>>42162374
>us whitebois
Nice try jamal.
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>>42162356
I want that butt on my face
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>>42156286
Are you an autist? no
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>>42155969
womens genes affect their childs height way more than the males genes you retard
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>>42159885
Bitches like this literally look like a cartoon. How does she even walk around? When I'm at 17%bf+, I can feel my ass cheeks brushing the top of my legs. She must feel like she's wearing two giant fanny packs weighing down her steps. Shits retarded. Ass fetish is destroying the world.
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>>42162714
what ballistic jiggle jelly is that ass made of? Seriously that is the peak perfection between firm and squishy!
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>>42163418
yup it's a good size and firmness
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>>42163365
>not walking around with two fanny packs for some gains and extra carrying capacity
come on now
>>
>>42160828
lol how can you be THIS insecure with your own sexuality
>>
>>42161217
some jewish festival slut idk
>>
>>42155083
>le nigger meme
:^)
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>>42163105
SOURCES, NIGGA
>>
>>42161649
King Kekdrick
>>
About five foot tall small womanlet
Basically Megumin
Jealous of all the guys that caught one
>>
>>42162421
don't be salty beacuse he's telling the truth kek
>>
>>42164305
He's not wrong
>>
>>42163830
sauce?
>>
>>42151713
This.

The vertical lines in the abs but not horizontal looks best on girls
>>
>>42156262

I know it's coming, and yet I'm never ready for the turnaround.
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>>42156262
H-Holy shit.....
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>>42156262
Any girl you get that isn't like this is just practice.
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Goddess
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>>42164358
nice same fag lol
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>>42156311
>>42160835
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