>deadlifts >still alive

File: 1499217553865.jpg (17KB, 361x441px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 361x441px

>Clean and Press
>Laundry not done

>>42148335
>clean and jerk
>no mess

File: IMG_2007.jpg (15KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 320x320px

>join the cern gym
>suddenly all of the scientists rush in
>they hog the entire dumbbell rack
>finally they leave
>grab some dumbbells to do curls
>suddenly extremely painful
>they have turned all of the weights into smartbells
fucking nerds

File: 1474935572682.jpg (159KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 1280x720px

>>42148612
stop stealing nigger

File: IMG_5482.jpg (121KB, 620x349px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 620x349px

>>42148321
>Kroc row
>desire to still be male intact

File: 1482181259405.png (69KB, 305x240px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 305x240px

>>42148321
>squat
>still own my house

>>42149658
If you care so much about your precious internet points go back to plebbit.

>Pull day
>Gym door says Push to open

File: 1496835533085.jpg (123KB, 700x714px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 700x714px

>>42148321
>snatch grip
>she actually has a penis

File: IMG_0288.png (22KB, 520x390px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 520x390px

>>42148321
>medicine ball
> you can't eat it
Idk man I tried

>decline bench press
>do it anyway

>chin up
>still pessimistic and sad

>>42150169
this is my favorite

File: jjjjj.jpg (51KB, 419x249px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 419x249px

>>42148321
>lunges
>ids bregfats tiem :--D

File: 1499763338963.png (118KB, 282x291px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 282x291px

>alive
>dont live

>incline bench press
>prefer flat bench press

>Supermans
>you're a Marvel fan

>cable flies
>no fly swatter to get rid of them

>exercise ball
>doesn't exercise

>Push up
>Still on the floor

>band pull-apart
>not Yoko Ono

File: 1492754295430s.jpg (3KB, 125x122px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x122px

>>42151462

>>42148321
>Power clean the plates
>dishes haven't become any cleaner

>>42150886
>exercise ball
>doesn't thank you

File: IMG_2445.png (127KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 601x508px

>incline bench press
>does it anyway