Alright you cock mongers, NewFag here. Back in Nov 2015 I was

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Alright you cock mongers, NewFag here.

Back in Nov 2015 I was big fat sick of shit. Weighed well over 300 pounds. I was so fat I got disgusted looking at myself in the mirror.

I made 2 changes. I quit drinking soda and took up yoga. I managed to get all the way down to 250 pounds, and then through various injuries my weight would bounce all over the place between 260 to 280.

Then a gym opened up in the same shopping center as my yoga studio. Since getting fired a few months ago I've dedicated most of my time to hitting the gym.

All it took was some fucking effort on my end and I can see the changes already happening around me.

Now that I'm building muscle and losing fat, women are finally starting to look at me like a viable partner. Sure, the yoga makes me a straight faggot since there was no way I was going to get laid by any of the women there, but it helped me build up the confidence to waddle the fuck into that gym.

I'm going to keep lifting weights until I find a woman who makes me a sandwich whenever I say, "Make me a sammich woman!" And by sammich, I mean cheesecake.