Best way to eat cockroaches?

>>42133525
Never change fit

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My favorite roach recipe is Manti

>>42133525
Just eat them alive and raw, they're most nutritious like that. And yes, the eggs are excellent. Try to get pregnant roaches, it's like calamari except you lose your dignity as a human with every crunch.

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I'm currently breeding a couple roach colonies right now. I intend to try and eat some at least once.

OP, I microwaved a dead, half rotten roach once in order to sterilize it for preservation, and it made a very strong, sort of savory nutty smell, so I would recommend that you eat them with something that goes will with nuts.
As for cooking and preparing the roaches, you should freeze the roaches to euthanize them, then, once they are dead, you should remove their legs (because their legs can have some pretty wicked spikes), and I would also remove the head and wings as well. After this, you should soak them in lemon juice for maybe an hour to dissolve the waxy cuticle on the exoskeleton. Finally, I would recommend frying or boiling the roaches. Don't gut them because supposedly the chitin in their exoskeletons is sort of like fiber.

>pic related, my Eublaberus "ivory" colony. I already have over 40 nymphs.

>>42133525
Please don't anon. I know there are a lot of Turks but eating them is not the answer and is illegal.

>>42133663
what in the fuck

>>42133663
Also, be careful eating wild caught roaches due to pesticides, parasites, etc. I would recommend you breed your own, that way you can give them a high protein diet and gutload them with fruit and shit before tou euthanize them, that way you get a superior taste.

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>>42133663
I fucking hate this website

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>>42133663
>>42133525
>THIS IS NOT FUCKING REAL

>>42133663
Dis nigga crazy

>>42133663
More proof? I'm getting skeptical ur just fucking with me

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>>42133663
No....

Nooooooooo!

>>42133663
>and this is where I keep Turkey

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>>42133663
what the fuck

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>>42133663

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>>42133663

>>42133663
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TROLL THREAD WHAT THE FUARK

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>>42133762
I can post more pics of my cuties if you want. As for citing the cooking and preparation stuff, I haven't tried it yet because I would feel bad eating a baby, and the current adults I have are all old and have too much sentimental value. Most of my information I either got looking up recipes online as well as my own personal theory. Also, most types of large, easy to breed roaches are ovoviviparous, meaning that the females hold the eggs inside of themselves and give live birth later, so eating the eggs is a no no. My eublaberus are super cute and breed well at room temperature.

>pictured: my Lucihormetica verrucosa/warty glowspot roach males. They breed slower and are smaller than the Eublaberus, but they make up for it in cuteness, beauty, and interesting behavior.

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>>42133663
You keep that shit. I'll just have my inferiority.

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>>42133817
wake me up

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>>42133663


include me in the screencap

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>>42133817
I didn't think I'd ever write this, but those cockroaches, they really do look cute.

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>>42133817

>>42133817
Stop

>>42133663
This is actually really neat

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>>42133663
Hi r/4chan

>>42133884
Really really NEET

In on first page

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>>42133884
Thanks, here's a closeup of one of my female eublaberus. She looks kind of pregnant.

>>42133525
I have no desire to eat a turk.

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>>42133663
>No other sizes of this image found.

>>42133931

You can't fucking tell if a cockroach is pregnant until it exposes its ootheca.

>>42133663
>>42133817
This is really interesting.

>eww he's eating bugs eww
Get over yourelves you fucking pussies.

>>42133973
This species is ovovivparous so it draws the ooths back into its body. Obviously I can only guess based off it's appearance, because once the females draw the ooths back in, they appear sort of fat and bloated.

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>>42133663
>>42133817
>you will never be make a roach farm
>you will never browse /fit/ hour after hour, waiting for the day some anon posts a thread about eating bugs
>you will never one day you finally see a thread about it
>you will never shine on and finally reveal to the world your power level as every other Anon freaks the fuck out

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>>42134001
Not just roaches. I also breed qt isopods that I also intend to try. They are crustaceans so I hope they taste like shrimp or lobster. For cooking them, i read that you can boil them for about 45 seconds and then they taste really good. Literally free lean protein, chitin and calcium carbonate. I intend to eat them after the first generation dies off, because they are wild caught I dont want any parasites or diseases they might have.

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>>42133663

>>>/ck/

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>>42133663

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>>42133663

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>>42134047

>o_O

>>42134047
I heard that they pop like popcorn when you fry them and they should taste good.

>>42134047
>>42133931
>>42133817
I hope one day you have a roach infestation from a species you weren't even breeding.

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>>42133663
jesus christ

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>>42133663
What the actual fuck man this was supposed to all be a joke

>>42133663
Today was a good day on the chon.

SIR, you see this shit?

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>>42133663

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>>42133663
Pls have me in the screencap

>>42133663
What country?

>>42133663
Jesus Christ on his throne

>>42134315
USA. Although my roaches are exotic, they cannot survive outside of their terrariums except in warm humid areas such as Florida. America actually has a lot of amazing cockroaches, such as horsheshoe crab roaches, wood roaches, lots of adorable sand roaches, and hooded wood roaches, which some theorize are the direct evolutionary link between cockroaches and termites.

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>>42133817
>but they make up for it in cuteness

Fuck this guy is going to be our Judas and make Starship Troopers a documentary

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>>42133663
Is it fucking worth it, bro?

someone contact SIR
This is prime comic material

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>>42133663
What the hell man

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>>42133663
>this is the kind of person giving fitness advice on this board

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>>42133663

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>>42133663
Never change /fit/

Put me in the screencap faggots

>>42134347
Neat, I have a lot of naturally occurring roaches in my house, any idea on the macros?

>>42134349
Nobu

>>42133998

Some cockroach species are fascinating desu. Some are really fucking annoying though.

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>>42133663
>>42134047
Why am i still here for christ sake

>>42133663
>I happen to be an expert on this topic

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>>42134388
https://dubiaroaches.com/pages/dubia-roach-nutrition-facts
These are not the same species as mine, but these numbers could probably used as a ballpark for all roaches.

>>42133525
put me in the screencap 117

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>>42133663
i've never been in a screencap before can i be in this one?

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>>42133663
Jesus have mercy on our souls, why the fuck do i visit this board

>this is the guy telling you brosplits don't work and squating is the single most important exercise

>>42134434
brosplits are shit though

>>42133663
You sick beautiful bastard

Never change

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I am a extermiator. I highly suggest not eating roaches. Just eat some eggs goddamnit. Unless you are homeless. In that case isnt the library closed? If you really want to find roaches go to any predominantly Hispanic apartment complex

>>42133525
cannibalism is usually frowned on

ah, /fit/. come for the critiques and techniques, stay for the roasties and the roaches.

>>42134380
Best use of this image

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>>42133817
i'm sleeping with my desodorant and lighter today thanks to this

i swear to god if i burn down the house i will kill you

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>>42134464
Fucking roasted 'em

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>>42133663

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>>42133663
what do if my roaches declare war on me?

>>42133564
Too many carbs.

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Why cant you raise pic related like a good christian you lunatic?
you must be a meme lord if you think that 20 steps process required to make roaches edible is reasonable

>>42134349
I recognize that dog

>>42134512
To my knowledge, mealworms have a higher fat to protein ratio than roaches. Also, roaches are quite easy to breed and euthanize. I bet if you followed my steps and did it in batches you could easily make a lot of food pretty quickly.

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>>42133663
LMAOing at all these faggots going "ewww"

Enjoy your weak ass gains

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>>42133663
>>42133817
It's just
Fuck man i wasn't ready for this today

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>>42133663
zyzz didnt fucking die for this

has anyone archived this shit yet?
Jesus fuck

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>>42133663
eat one lad, let us know how it goes

>>42134579
why cant things just be? why do 6 faggots have to say include me in the screencap

>>42134615
Because we can never be allowed to forget what has happened here today
We must live in sin

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>>42133663
Jesus did not die for this

>>42134460

Also an exterminator.

The worst roach infestation I've ever seen was in a white trash apartment.

The second worst was Indians.

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>>42133663
>>42133817
WTF?

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>>42134557
Even in batches getting rid of each leg looks a hassle, plus the lemon to wash it
arent mealworms edible on the get go?

Cant you just raise them as "pets" and stick to eating something else man?

>>42134047
>Breeding pillbugs for food
>Not swallowing them whole
ok

>>42133663
>these are the people we shitpost with on a daily basis

What in the heck anon. How many of these would you have to eat to meet your daily protein requirement? Why not eat eggs instead?

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You all act disgusted, but none of you have ever known the pleasure of raising adorable nymph roaches through months and months of anticipation, finally seeing them blossom into the gorgeous adults they will become. Nothing can compare to the excitement and joy I felt when I saw my first babies, it was like I was a father watching his children grow up to have families.

>pic related, my most proud moment when I was lucky enough to see one of my nymphs molt into the first adult eublaberus of my colony.

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>>42133663
roaches lives matter

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>>42133663
The internet was a mistake.

>>42134731
I've done the same thing with tarantulas but this is even more autistic

>>42134731
Have you ever let your roaches crawl on your dick?

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>>42133663
Humanity failed

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>>42134770
Stop giving him ideas you fuck

>>42134434
>squats
>not deadlifts

>doing bro-split
you're not gonna make it

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>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931
>>42134047
>>42134731
If I ate your roaches, would you die?

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Why even lift when you can win a qt3.14's heart through fine cuisine?

>all these people disgusted by harmless roaches
I think inverts are pretty cool desu, although I don't think you'd ever get laid having them in your house.

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>>42133663
>recently been down in the dumps
>start to have an existential crisis
>is there anyone on this fucking planet more disgusting than me?
>mfw i see this post

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>>42133663

Anyone not willing to munchy some crunchy is NOT going to make it

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Okay Roachbro, please answer some questions for us.

What made you start doing this?
Are you some sort of Entomologist?
Do you actually eat these? You've suggested a few recipes, but home-grown roach doesn't sound very sanitary.
Do you show this to people when you bring them back to your apartment?
You keep calling them beautiful in a creepy way. Is it a sex thing?
How'd you get started with the isopods?

Thanks. Pic somewhat related.

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>>42133663
I am at a loss for word.

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GET ME IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SCREENCAP 8 ROACHE'S 2-3 TIMES A DAY CMON LET'S GET BIG

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how do i eat cockraoches

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>>42133663

>>42133663
>armenian_gets_revenge_for_genocide.jpg

can someone plz plz plz tell me how to buy cochroaches for free.

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Shitty crop incoming

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>>42135071
>buy
>for free

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>>42133663
Nigga what

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>>42133663

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>>42133663
All my years in homicide didn't prepare me for this

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>>42133663
....why did I open this thread right before going to sleep?

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>>42133663
this website still has some suprises

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>>42133663
>>42133817
This would be pretty cool if you weren't going to eat them. You're raising kids to the slaughter, those poor cute roaches deserve a chance.

>>42135100

>Only a matter of time until this appears on /r/4chan

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>>42133663

MAMA MIA

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>>42133663
I've been on this shithole website for the better part of a fucking decade and I thought I'd seen it all when that guy took a skull out of the French catacombs and stuck his dick in it. Turns out you can still be surprised sometimes.

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>>42133663
but on /fit/ though?

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>>42133663

breeding them... then eating those things

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>>42133663
Nigga are you serious

>>42133663
Normies don't understand that this is why we come to 4chan

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Lmao put me in the screen cap

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>>42133663
But y tho

>>42133525

Just tell them Europes borders are open and watch as all the Turkroaches go crawling there.

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>>42133663
Well this is going in to the new years comic
Good job you disgusting peace of sub human waste. You finally made it

>>42133663
Not a bad idea

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Sweet Christ. What is this thread.

>>42134047
wait dude,
what if the first gen pass the parasites or diseases onto their babies,

also this is vile and you should feel bad

>>42134380
advanced image execution

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>>42133663
DELET

>>42135100
Needs more reaction images

>>42133931
Fucking hell im itchy now

>>42134615
it's pretty interesting, i don't begrudge the world this, nor do I think people should go without seeing this, it's quite a spectacle.

>>42135100
>not including the isopods

You really are a useless faggot

>>42134754
god, i did not need to remember that tarantulas exist, while being this fucking high

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>>42133663
>protein powder is ~80% protein
>cockroaches are ~23% protein
>only the milk crystals they produce are protein dense
>one protein shake is 30g of powder
>OP is eating ~100g of roaches to get the same amount of protein
>yfw that's ~3kg per month

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Cockroaches are one of the very, very few things that I'm repulsed by.
I'm just hoping that, as I'm about to go to sleep, they won't make an appearance in my dreams.

>>42134873
>current year
>not luring in QT's with your superior roach breeding and gathering skills

>include me in le screencap
>hello /r/4chan

These should be bannable offenses.

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>>42133762
>>42133817
anon please stop

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>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931
>>42134047
>>42134731
Holy shit anon, you are a god amongst men

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>>42133663
nigga, are you a Zerg?

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>>42133663
I'd rather die than eat bugs

>>42135725
>protein powder 80%-90% protein
>who would've guessed

fucking dumbass

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>>42133663
Yo....yyy.....you know what you posted is getting screen shot'd right?

>>42133663
mother of god

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>>42133663

Fug

>>42134857
It would be extremely painful

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>>42133663
>not starting an industrial roach milk farm

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/08/06/488861223/cockroach-milk-yes-you-read-that-right

>>42133663
DAMN SON WTF

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>>42133663
Shit like this is why I come back to this place.

try as this recipes https://munchies.vice.com/es/article/ezq7d7/como-cocinar-insectos-chapulines-y-grillos

The lemon technique seems very good

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>>42133663
Bretty gud, anon.

>>42133663
put me in the screencap

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>>42133663
y-you're gonna make it

>>42133663
This is some next-level shit. Fuck

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>>42133663
how tall are you?

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>>42133663
Holy fucking kek
Someone put me in the screencap

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>>42133817
>reverse image search
>no results match this image
Literally fuck all of humanity

>>42134047
Anything for gainz, amirite

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>>42133663
Don't include me in the screencap.

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>>42133663

put me in the screenbrap

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screencap for the thread
no r/4chan kiddies allowed

>>42136355
ADD MY ONE OF MY POSTS IN PLS

>>42133663
hello connor :D

>>42136355
>Best use of this image
>Doesn't include the image

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What's probably the most terrifying thing about this is not the Roach Farm. But rather the fact that this anon could be literally anyone. He doesn't have to be some basement dwelling ogre-man.

It's safe to assume that since he posts on /fit/ he might look somewhat normal. Just imagine that the next time you pass someone on the street. They might look like a normal everyday guy but secretly. He has a bathtub full of cockroaches and isopods that he breeds specifically to consume for gains.

God has every reason to abandon us.

>>42136432
yeah i forgot to put it in. oh well, everyone on this site knows what it is

>>42136433
>It's safe to assume that since he posts on /fit/ he might look somewhat normal

You must be new here.

>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931
>>42134047
>>42134731
Alright, Mr. Renfield, inmates' hours in the media centre are over. Please log off and return to your room.

>>42135725
Perhaps OP isn't just doing this for protein

>>42133663
This is going on fit /humour/ include me in the screencap

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>>42136433
>It's safe to assume that since he posts on /fit/ he might look somewhat normal

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I'm glad you guys enjoyed the cockroaches. I hope all of you will catch the next cockroach you find and release it.

>>42135934
U U U U

>>42133663
Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on us, the sinners

>>42133663
Put me in the roachcap

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>>42133663

>>42133817
Anon pls timestamp

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>>42133663

Nooooo anon nooooooooooooooo

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>>42134731
WHATEVER IT TAKES

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>>42133663

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Holy fucking shit. I was just about to go to sleep. This feels like some post apocalyptic shit. People keeping insect farms in an underground bunker, acting like they're pets before consumption.

SIR? Are you watching?

I don't know what to say. Only Zyzz can judge if you will or have made it now roachbro.

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>>42133663
This is the first time I actually felt the need to join in on the guaranteed replies hivemind. What the fuck, dude?

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>>42133663

What the fuck is wrong with you

>>42133663
cunt lmao losing my shit

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>>42134857
>pic related


Also what the fuck

>>42133817
>why can't i get a girlfriend /fit/?
lmaooooooooo

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posting in ebin thread

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>>42133663
>mfw

>>42134001
Kek

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>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931
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>>42134731
This is a legit supervillain origin story we're witnessing.

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>>42133663
Nigger you WHAT

i knew this was going to be a good thread

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>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931
>>42134047
>>42134731

Pic related

>>42135880
Next time you're feeling a completely unjustified sense of superiority, just slurp some semen and take a nap.

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>mfw there is an anon here who has what looks to be several roach colonies he raises for food, while taking a creepy maternal view of them
>mfw the Roach King lurked among us this entire time without ever letting on
>mfw I can't stop thinking about what other dark secrets my fellow anons could be hiding

>>42134731
Does it work roachbro?
Show us how you look. Or at least flex a 'cep

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>>42133663
Stop... Please

>>42133663
you do you roachbro, it's probably still better than pea powder

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damn, this thread was pretty epic.
enjoy the macros, son. you seem to have it all sorted out.

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>>42133663

Legendary thread

>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931

Bless you, anon. How long have you been waiting for this?

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Include me in the screen cap please

>>42134615
>yfw you realize this is why we can't have nice things

>>42134858
I guess there really is somebody for everyone

posting in epic thread

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>>42133663
NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>this thread

>>42136686
This. OP please flex a 'cep for us you sick cunt

When I first met my wife, she kept a colony of madagascar roaches, we took care of them together for another 2 years or so, but their breeding got out of control so we had to get rid of them in the end.
The things were huge as well, like 3 inches across.
I never thought it was odd at the time, but thinking back, who the hell keeps cockroaches?

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>Not eating entire roach colonies to reach ultralisk mode

Plebs these days I swear.

if dubs they eat raid

And I was about to put my phone down...

>>42133663
>no results for this image in google or iqdb
what the fuck man

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>tfw have problem with roach infestation every year
>they appear in my bathtub, in my sink, bed

>this fag loves them and raises them

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>>42133663
I love you. I have been thinking of growing mealworms, did not think of roaches they seem like too much effort.

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>>42133663
include me in the screencap for your shitty reddit post

>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42133931
>>42134047
Anon, in your honor, next time I see a roach, I'm going to use an amount of bug spray small enough that it won't die instantly, but large enough for it to writhe and roll around on the ground in agony while it slowly dies.

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>>42133663

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>>42133663
>>42133817

I live in Asia in a tropical zone and the past couple of weeks have been particularly horrible, with roaches invading my room on a nightly basis; the horrible little scritch-scratch sound they make...

It drives me mad. Initially I didn't want to kill them, but recently it's gloves off, so they get stomped, kicked, slapped with a broom, and when I found a couple of small ones next to water dispenser, I tried boiling water, I poured some on them and that seemed to do the trick, quickly. One guy looking up at me from the urinal when I went to piss one night got a faceful of piss, but he crawled away too quickly for me to ascertain whether it did any damage to him.

Roommate just picked up some camphor spray they don't like so gonna spray that round the door and furniture to keep the cunts away.

But they keep just coming back.

Fuck me, I should just start eating the fuckers.

>>42136437
Actual piece of shit go die

>>42133871
>>42134615
>>42133871
>>42136305
>>42136484
>>42136780
>>42136961

cancer and metacancer gtfo

>>42137016
hey, it's free protein

>>42135725
Literally pounds of roaches.

Goddamn this site is great.
I love this place.
But seriously what the fuck is happening.

>>42136201
PIC RELATED

>>42134615
Include me in the screencap senpaiiii

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>>42133663
>>42133817

God I love this website.

>>42135939
I watched a documentary about them for animation and people breed them on cockroach farms for pharmaceutical companies

>>42133525
I know this is a joke. But if you want to eat roaches, then you need to raise them yourself or buy them. Wild ones eat all sorts of dangerous shit that then ends up in your body, they are not save to eat.

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>>42133663
I come from /vg/ to partake in this spectacle. What the fuck.

>>42137203
they'd only be eating the shit you leave lying around your house, plus the bits of flakes of skin and dandruff you leave behind you, so no major harm I guess...

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>>42133525
>>42133663
>>42133931
>>42134047
>>42134731

Yfw this anon could be anyone, maybe even one of those close friends you think you really know, one of those guys who always make BBQ for everyone with that really tasteful meat of his own.

>>42137223
And whatever poisonous shit is in your walls, animal carcasses, plants, mold and oh you know they eat almost anything.

>>42137261
what kind of shithole do you live in ffs?

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>>42133663
Put Akko in the screencap!

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>>42133663
What a way to start my morning.

>>42133663
jesus this thread has gone viral, wtf /fit/

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WHAT THE FUCK
This shit reminds me why i keep coming and why i keep going away at the same time

OP you better post a timestamped webm of you eating them

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>>42133663

Is there anything more /fit/ than eating organisms that can thrive in sewers and nuclear fallout?

>>42133663
you're gonna make it

>>42133663
oh for fucks sake

>>42133525
As a Turk, I find this highly offensive.

>>42133663
There's always somebody. There's always fucking SOMEBODY.

>>42137425
I am sure roaches find turks highly offensive too

>>42136857
DOSE ME DOC

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>>42133663
What race are they?
>pic related

>>42133663
I don't see the problem, why is everyone so upset about it?

>inb4 eating insects isn't the next big thing

>>42133663

Dubia or Madagascar? Madagascar are more filling and females who have just had a litter have that sweet taste from their "milk". Meanwhile Dubia fry easier and have that crunchy taste.

it's not even that bad fucking redditors yeah getting attached to cockroaches is a little weird but OP didn't do anything that terrible. Protein is protein.

>>42133663
We used to have a show in Slovakia where they paid poor people with filthy houses to clean their house and film it.

I remember the episode of a family that had a living ecosystem under their bed from the rotting poo, food, stained panties, dirty dishes and dead rats, filled with cockroaches, flies, maggots, spiders and mice running around.
They were gypsies but nonetheless, you're just as disgusting.

>>42137529
What was it called?

Bruh

>>42134047
You realise the illnesses and parasites will probably just spread from generation to generation considering they're all kept in the same tank?

>>42137513
I'm not disgusted by the fact that he's taking care of them, or even that he's considering eating them. It's something about the way he talks about it, like they're cute and beautiful and like his children or some shit.

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This gross cockroach keeping motherfucker....

>>42133875
They are pretty cute, dunno why.

>>42133663

You absolute fucking madman. And you won't even eat them yet because you feel love for these spindle legged mud monstrosities? These things are the filthiest form of life that lives on this planet anon. Consider suicide.

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>>42137511

>>42137639
that's what I thought, and I hate the fuckers viscerally, but apparently the cunts keep themselves quite clean...

>>42137639
>These things are the filthiest form of life that lives on this planet anon.
That would be niggers.

t. Chicongo

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>>42133931
include ME in the screenshot!!

Also, i reckon improper handling of turks for consumption will give you illnesses. If you're willing to do whatever it takes, go for it...

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>>42133931

I love /fit/

>>42133663
>that kid who ate bugs
I always wondered where he went, I guess fucking /fit/

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>>42133663

>>42134047
>I intend to eat them after the first generation dies off, because they are wild caught I dont want any parasites or diseases they might have.

I'm not a bug specialist or anything but if they have parasites or diseases won't they be able to transfer them to their offspring?

Also thanks for doing god's work this is why I still come here

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>>42133663

>>42136433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es0dcoiww60

>>42136969
Ah the ol provoke him so he's gonna eat you and then you shoot him from the inside trick.

>>42136969
Bugs don't feel pain.

>>42136479
So what's he doing it for?
Tell me one thing you gain specifically from breeding your own roaches and stuffing them down your throat, that you couldn't get from, you know, regular sources of food.

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>>42133663
>>42133931
>>42134047
>>42134731

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that was... interesting.

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>>42133663
>>42133817
>>42134047
>>42134731

>>42133663
Assuming I start breeding them, how many profits could I make out of breeding roaches? I think about selling them to pet stores or something, so how many tons of roaches do I have to produce to make sure I make profits?

>>42137951
What can you even do with this fucking vermin? Use them for pet food? for fishing bait?

I mean, what the fucking fuck, like?

>>42138023
i think people use them as food for ant colonies

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>this thread

>>42133663
I shared this thread with some friends when this post had only 3 replies. This escalated rather quickly.

>>42138065
apparently they are the best ant food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb1qMZOHJv0

>>42133663
I can only commend you for your insanity.

>>42133663

What the FUCKK

>>42138153
well you sure as hell learn something new every day.

Still, I'm not about to import an ant colony just to get rid of the cockroaches. What will I have to do to get the fucking ants out then?

>>42133663
YOU MURDERER KIDS IN AFRICA AAHRHAR

>>42133663
Y'all need Jesus

>>42133663
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

you're a cool guy roach anon, enjoy being a future star of new year's comic

>>42133663
All hail the King of Turkey.

>>42134047
roly polies actually do taste like lobsters. They are sometimes called "forrest lobster" by survivalists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8pFX9SOXE

But i'm still NOPEing the fuck out about the cockroaches

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>>42133663
>>42133663
>Mfw this nigga broke fit

>>42137495
>Pic related
Has nothing to do with ethnicity or race, but how different peoples depict feet in their art and sculptures.

>>42135056

Underrated

>>42137034
>being mad that people are memeing on 4chan

no, you get out you crabby fuck

>>42138853
>piggybanking on someone else's meme just to get into a screencap undeserved is "memeing"

>>42138862
Include me in the (You) please

please for fuck sake archive this thread

>>42138877
I wanted to make a screencap of your post titled (You) but
>Max limit of image replies has been reached.
dammit

I avoided this thread for hours yesterday and now I'm fucking dead. Jesus Christ Anon.

>>42137016
Man I'm so happy these are relatively rare where I live . But last summer I was on a Greek Island. And I came back to my room and I lay down...and all I hear are its fucking footsteps...bruh. I quickly grabbed my shoe and killed the fucker on the wall.

Easily the most gross thing on this earth

>>42139225
Yeah, it's gotten to the point where I keep a small plastic broom by my bed so I can quickly get up and play a game of what I call "roach golf" as soon as I hear that pitter-patter of tiny feet...

One of the fuckers took off like some of kind of helicopter in slowmotion across the room one evening (some species can fucking fly), and that turned into a game of tennis - SWAT! - the fucker went bang right into the door before getting his ass swept right out.

Easily one of the most satisfying moments ever.
>inb4 pathetic life, yeah I know.

>>42133817
>my cuties
>super cute
>I would feel bad eating a baby
God has abandoned us /fit/

>>42133663
And here I was, thinking Vegans were batshit fucking crazy.

>>42133663
Jesus Christ

>>42133663
I'm with that other guy, it's pretty fuckin neato.