Gym receptionist

>>42119654
>jew
Cringe as fuck. How old are you?

people on desk are mine are balding men or old as fuck, only young one is fat as fuck

>>42119654
Leave a monetary tip everytime you leave the gym
Anywhere between $3 and $5 depending on the length of your gym session

>>42119654
You aren't even using Jew as a derogatory term properly.

As for you getting crushes on random women, you never actually explained how you deal with the receptionist. You just said you get a crush. So what? Does this change the interaction? I bet not.

The receptionists at my gym just say hello as we scan our cards to go upstairs, they don't really interact much.

>>42119718
>implying the gym (((owner))) didn't hire (((her))) to keep beta goys like OP to keep coming into the gym

>>42119736
this. took me forever to realize no one wants to hire uggos like me as the face of their business.

>>42119736
Now that's some solid antisemitism.

>>42119654
tip her, it's the easiest way to get by

>>42119736
This

Gym owners only select perfect breeding stock for men to gawk at. Literally ignored a receptionist grill on purpos everytime i entered the gym when she was greeting me, and after a while she came up to me and asked how is the gym etc etc. Ofc as a cunt as I am got her number, went on a date and fucked her. It helps to have other hobbies than the gym though

>>42119971
B&

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>>42120057
This story was so lame

are you 16?

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>Smile
>Say hi
>She looks away
>She doesn't want to acknowledge your presence

You niggas are all so fucking stupid. To be a gym receptionist you literally have to be attractive both physically and socially. You're literally buying into the trap. These hoes want absolutely nothing to do with you unless you are the biggest and most attractive guy at the gym.

>>42120589
>Smile
>Say hi
Don't be such a fucking creep

>>42119712
Is that really how much people tip? I tend to go when it's mostly empty so I don't really see what people leave, I've just been leaving a buck when I enter and leave. I'm starting to worry

Does the type of gym matter?

ignore them
they're student workers who get to watch netflix all day, then get fucking hissy if i'm still lifting 10 minutes before they close.

>>42120589
>anon has such a nice smile
>he looks quite /joocy/ too
>OMG HE SAID HI TO ME!!!
>ow my ovaries
>can't let him see how visibly turned on I am right now or he'll think I'm a whore
DUDE! She wants to fuck!

>>42120667
I'm fat as fuck and most women get nervous about acknowledged my presence

I still say hi, fuck these hoes I might be fat but they have no idea who I am

>>42120589
Why do people do this? I don't even mean about at the gym specifically. Most recent time that this happened:

>Sunday night
>was out and went to Walmart real quick to grab something
>go to checkout
>only one lady in line and she's just packing her shit into her cart
>waiting for her to clear the last item or two off of the counter thing
>girl working that counter; I look at her and say "hi"
>she's staring right. at. me.
>doesn't say a word
>rings me up
>doesn't say a word

Another one sticks out:

>few months ago
>have problem with my laptop so I take it to my local computer place
>they phone me back the next day to tell me that I can go pick it up
>go in and the woman is waiting at the register
>say "hi"
>no response
>pay for the service charge
>say "goodbye"
>no response
>actually even stood there for a second or two waiting for some sort of response
>nothing, she just stares
>inb4 "she saw your weird porn lmaoooo" - I don't have any porn on this computer except for a few solo scenes of good looking chicks like Lexi Belle, etc.

Both times when I went back to the car I looked in the mirror to make sure that I didn't have half a head of lettuce or a Charlie Manson swastika on my forehead. I don't understand why I get these weird fucking non-responses.

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>>42120719

>>42119654
Fuck her dad

>>42120728
wat

>>42120746
atmosphere

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>>42120719

just googled lexi belle... not hot

>>42120756
>having to Google her
Are you 10 or something?

>>42120753
Explain. I'm not getting it at all.

>>42120719
you must be ugly as fuck, i have the opposite issue

the four different receptionist always say hi/bye, when i have headphones in and don't make eye contact
have a retard standing inline of me at the supermarket, checkout chick has a hard time figuring out what he wants/ saying, when i get to the cashier she (8/10) starts shit talking him to me, just look down at her and say its not his fault his retarded and say nothing else for rest of time

>>42120765

so I'm immature cause I don't know one ugly pornstar?

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>>42120777
Yea......have a nice day.

>>42120801
nice, you have a collection of pictures on your computer of trashy white women with negroids....

>>42120719

Do you mumble? Do you sound sincere, or just like you're going through the motions?


It might not even be you.
How often ARE cashiers friendly to you? Maybe these 2 times are uncommon but are just standing out in your mind. Maybe they were having a shit day. Wal-Mart employees especially can be rude.

>>42120791
I never said that you were immature. I'm insinuating that you're young as fuck to not know who that is.

That said, now I'm calling you immature because you seem to think that the level of attractiveness would affect the point of you knowing her or not despite the fame.

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>>42119712
>>42120651
>gym
>tip

>>42120835
Why is she trashy? You seem butthurt.

>>42120651
theres only one kind of tip you want to give her.

>>42120861
how new are you?

>>42120801
t. insecure dyel nig

>>42120787
>you must be ugly as fuck
I'm no prize. I'm pretty tough on myself and I'd say I'm maybe a 5/10 on a good day.

>>42120855
>Do you mumble?
I don't think so.

>Do you sound sincere, or just like you're going through the motions?
I think I sound sincere. It's not like I'm super high energy but it's not like I'm going in acting like Eeyore either.

>How often ARE cashiers friendly to you?
Often enough. Generally older employees seem to be far nicer. The Walmart one for instance looked like she was maybe in her late teens and the computer place chick was late 20s/early 20s.

>Maybe these 2 times are uncommon but are just standing out in your mind.
Nah, I've had way more like this. It's like I'm invisible or subhuman to many of these people (when I say people, I'd say that like 80% of the cashiers I encounter are women).

I just think it must be me since I've mentioned this to a friend or two and they're always like "I dunno, I never have this problem."

>>42120728
>tyrone
>not even an inch taller than the grill

he's the gay best friend, but on the downlow because you can't be openly a fag among niggers

>>42120871
>why is a fake blonde with a pushup bra doing duck face trashy?
>this is clearly a classy woman and she likes to hang out in a bikini with niggers, not a future single mom of a nigglet aka TRASH at all

>>42120719
>>say "hi"
>>no response
>>pay for the service charge
>>say "goodbye"
Who the fuck do you think you are?

These women are regular people with their own life, jobs, and issues. They don't give a shit if you say hi or if you say bye

You sound like a typical fucking american

>go to 24/7 gym with no receptionist and swiprecard access

>>42121043
I'm not American.

>>42120861

newfag get out

>>42119664
Thank GOD, I thought nobody was going to call him out on his antisemitic bullcrap. You're doing the lord's work, son.

If you fancy a, dare I say, more intellectual site for discussion, I would recommend heading over to reddit.com. It's perfect for woke intellectuals such as yourself.

>>42119654
walk up, scan card, say thanks, smile, leave. I'm there to lift weights on my lunch break i have no time for bitches.

>>42120861
>muh tipping is stupid meme
laugh all you want, eurocuck. Here in the US we all tip the receptionist, just a way to incentivize good service and show goodwill

>>42120915
I'm not even trying to meme but what race are you

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jesus what is even the point of this thread? every post is just varying levels of inane garbage - half of you read like you're typing off a script of boring shitposts - like a fucking chicken coop, you're all just being as loud and autistic as possible

>>42121359
Hehehe 1 shekel has been deposited into your bank of Israel account. Keep up the good work.

>>42121540
Blue eyed devil. Live in a very white place, too.

>>42121666
wew, I would get those trips.

>>42119654
You need a girlfriend

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>>42121709
I know :(

>>42119712
>>42120651
If you just go to do some hiit or a short workout its ok to leave a smaller tip...The place I go to is kind of fancy and I tend to have long workouts
>>42120861
Receptionists work very hard trying to be nice and smile at creepy autists everyday . They deserve their tips

>>42120856

I have no idea who that is and I'm 28. Unplug from the jew, anon.

>>42120719
>>girl working that counter; I look at her and say "hi"
>>she's staring right. at. me.
>>doesn't say a word
>>rings me up
>>doesn't say a word

>sunday night

I know this one, retail feels. If it's sunday night she probably doesn't have anything against you, she's just dead inside.

>>42121043

Bull shit. I've lived in over four countries: the States, Asia, and the ME. It's simply common courtesy to have some basic interaction.

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>gym is open 24hrs and "staffed"
>at 2am staffed is just a receptionist
>she's a cute, short, dark haired girl
>she is usually working on laptop every night
>every night i walk in with headphones on, hoodie up
>usually just nod and brief smile when i see her
>repeat for 6 months
>one night she walks up to me and starts using sign language
>not sure whats going on
>take out my headphones and tell her, "sorry, i don't understand"
>she gets confused, says "what? i thought you were deaf!"
>says she says hi to me every time and i never respond
>assumed i was deaf
>learned some simple signs so she could talk to me
>we both have a good laugh

Now we just chat while I work out if she is bored, she is pretty cool but I have a gf

>>42119689
What the fuck are you trying to say

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>>42121841
why does she wear glasses indoors? i would love to smack them off of her retarded head

>>42121851
The only people at his front reception desk are balding or old, and the only one who happens to be young is also fat.

>>42120719
This is why I never greet first. When I enter the gym I just stare at the gym receptionist (who is a qt btw) until she greets me. If she doesn't, I ignore her too.

>>42121600
welcome to /fit/, shitpost everywhere but we are much better than reddit!, dont forget that

>>42121858
she feels insecure about her fatass body so she need them so retards like you get full attention on them.

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>>42122060
didn't help though. still noticed the fat. nice try being edgy. 3/10. now fuck off

>front desk bitch foine as fuck
>see her bring 2 kids one day
>letting them run fucking wild
>stop staring at her tits now and stare at her wrinkles

>>42122087
you are the one asking retarded questions faggot

>>42122118
you're the one answering rhetorical questions, fucking wanker.

>>42122136
and you are the one replying to some random faggot in fucking anime board full of autists

>>42121841

>Now we just chat while I work out if she is bored, she is pretty cool but I have a gf

I dunno anon, she sounds sweet. Might be time to drop your current lady and give this a whirl

>>42120674
Who are you anon? Tell me please.

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>>42120861
fuck off you stingy faggot

>>42121841
You have a cute origin story to tell your kids

>>42119664
>>42121359
>antisemitic bullcrap
God damnit you fucking buthurt jews, can you just suck it up for once in your faggoty existence?

Your kind already controls fucking everything - and the word your complaining about is LITERALLY the actual word for what they are, it's not even an insult, just used in an insulting way.

This is why everyone hates you

>>42119654
>it's only the gym receptionst that I crush on, no one else.
Because she's the only female that acknowledges your existence?

>>42120057
>other hobbies than the gym
you almost had me

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>>42120861
wow, are you that poor you can't tip?

You never get any validation from girls unsolicited, so the only positive interactions you have with the opposite gender are with the ones who have to be nice to you due to their job. Since you never experience this from other women, you get emotionally attached to those that smile, even if they forget about you as soon as you leave the door.
Stop doing this to yourself, the receptionist's job is only to smile and be friendly. Get this into your head. Its wasted time and energy to obsess over random girls

If you are over the age of 20 and still regularly develop crushed on random women, I have some bad news

>>42119664
>>42121359
There is literally nothing wrong with being antisemitic you fucking jews.

>>42119654
>females aren't nice to me unless they're getting paid to do so

wellllllllllllll...
I have a feeling once you turn 21, you're going to have a lot of "crushes" on bartenders

>>42120791
Virgin detected.

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>>42124409
>Controlling everything

Damn, I must have missed the memo. I'm sitting here on student welfare missing out on my world domination.

Thanks for letting me know about this new and more positive situation for me anon!