no homo

>>42118178
Everyone loves ass-slaps, don't be a queer.
It's only gay if you let it be gay.

>>42118229
Will it be gay enough when he sticks his dick in my asshole?

I'm not joking here, this is the only gym that's near my house and this fucker now prevents me from coming back and working out.

>>42118178
>he doesn't bring his AR-15 in his gym bag and stash it against the shower wall for emergencies

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>>42118178
That's just a bro thing, like what football players do.

You should feel lucky you made a friend so fast.

>>42118178
"I appreciate your help when I was getting started but I have a boyfriend"

You're on /fit/. You'll be gay in a month anyway.

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>>42118178
>i'm a pathetic neet virgin
This guy could help you a lot, getting fucked in the ass seems like a cheap price.

>massage for better circulation
Does massaging your muscles actually help gains?

>>42118335
Can happily confirm

>>42118311
This is the only answer /thread

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>>42118336
I remember an old greentext about this exact situation. Virgin NEET (who think he's straight) goes to gym, meets buff dude, ends up getting fucked in the ass in the showers by buff dude, three years later and they're still a couple.

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>>42118335
Found our new banner.

>>42118373
Still makes the rounds as a screencap here.

>>42118247
Alright, let me walk you through this.

*ahem*

>ayy bro, do you want a massage

>ha, no thanks bro, I've never liked massages, dude

>ok dude

Ta-da. If he keeps talking to you, ignore him. Or be a bro and accept the massage. You know you only come to the gym to pick up dudes anyways.

>>42118373
And, just like the OP, it was nothing but a made up story based on the meme that this board is gay.

They are fun reads sometimes but everyone should be aware that it's just LARP.

>>42118373
Aw that's actually kinda cute :)

>>42118473
No it's gay as fuck

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>>42118518
I can't help it, that makes me happy!

>>42118536
If it helps: the story wasn't real.

>>42118247
don't be so self conscious. even if the guy is gay doesn't mean you need to reciprocate. just be cool about it and laugh it off. no need to be weird about it. as other's said, it's only gay if you let it be gay.

>>42118536
This.
I hate Yuri shit but Yaoi is damn cute

>>42118178
if you're too much of a pussy to say "no" to a gay guy hitting on you then you deserve to be raped

>>42118545
Oh well, it was still cute fan fiction at least

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>>42118178
This is you in a month op

>>42118178
Suck his dick

>>42119197
>Yummy dick bro!
Fucking spat my drink

>>42118178
I bet you don't tip the receptionist and he's a regular just trying to scare you off. Either start tipping and see if it stops or find a new gym

>>42118178
Holy shit this is funny. I swear to god /fit/ is the funniest board on 4chan