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>>42118086
imagine the stench

>>42118112
this gets me every fucking time kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc

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>>42118174

>>42118204
Those suits of armor actually look pretty nice

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My favorite ever /fit/ thread

>>42118240
What the fuck is up with all fatties calling non-nugget based food "cardboard"? Are their taste buds permanently fucked from years of eating corn syrup and salted oil?

Got the one with anon datura workout?
>I don't have brother

>>42118102
>imagine the stench
I think i'm gonna.... i think i'm gonna puke. blahhhh

>>42118254
That's a hilarious play on words. Funnier that the writer didn't notice the irony.

>>42118260
Glutamate addiction

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>>42118260
yes
https://youtu.be/X_V1OGMEvww?t=1m23s

>>42118112
kek

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>>42118269
Second favorite /fit/ post after >>42118251

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>Why do manlets laugh when they play soccer?
>because the grass tickles their balls

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>>42118340
F I L F

>>42118403
Vomiting is worse to be honest

>>42118403
>200 lb
At least get it right. Two reds and a blue, that's 355.

>>42118230
one swipe with my superior katana is all it would take to fold their armor suits 1000 times.

>>42118254
Damn. Like any real American I hate treason... but that did make me laugh.

>>42118424
>in kg not lbs crap.

>>42118403
>not pissing your pants while deadlifting
Never gonna make it.

>>42118403
I wouldn't shame her, that was a good lift. She is pushing herself when so many won't.

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>>42118396

>>42118533
There's a difference between pushing yourself for personal growth and pushing your body so hard you wet yourself

>>42118396
underated

>>42118112
>@MeninistTwit posts it
>she responds to @MeninistTweet
Why are roasties so retarded?

>>42118403
I just got a boner so huge and so sudden that I pre'd a little in my pants.

>>42118340
I'm so horny now.

>>42118351
Gold

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>>42118096
What the fuck

>>42118204
This is why DS4 isn't happening. FROM is training.

>>42118371
kek

>>42118168
this is perfect

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All of fit

>>42118096
Janoy?

>>42119140
That is SO me!

>>42119179
i know, that's the problem.

>>42118146
I think there's a cap for Tumblr shirt where everything above L is sold out. Anybody have that one?

>>42118254
Was that the actual picture they used with the article?

>>42118340
>This thing reproduced

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>>42118135
>Scooby

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>>42119336
>and you wont

>>42119336
I wanna fuck her.

>>42118086
The sad part is that there surely exists a man lonely enough to fuck that beast.

>>42118611
seriously, that makes it better

>>42118204
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

>>42119203
no homo tho

>>42118240
Confusing looks of disgust with looks of jealousy. Also thinking everyone who isn't fat spends all day at the gym. Fatties are so delusional.

>>42118204

Saracens ain't gonna defeat themselves. GOTTA GET STRONK

>>42118240

>workout 9 hours a day

Fat fucks actually believe this

>>42119729
Im STILL sure they dont, theyre all just in a massive conspiracy of just pretending to be retarded.

>>42118291
This is genius

>>42118168
>guy in a suit
>guy in christmas lights

lost it

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>>42118251
>fully succumbing to the power of my girth

>>42118340
What's a MIOLF

>>42118096
mirin them deltz

>>42119899
is this shit planned or what

surely it is based on the spergs shoes being good for it

>>42120028
i always imagine guy in front is going for legit pr while his friends troll him when he looks at the vid later

>>42118472
That would be something like 440

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>>42119910
Reminds me of the Amarna period.

>>42118086
dat flexibility doe

>>42119611
no homo, bro no mo

>>42119933
What's wrong with this

>>42120597
I'm guessing babby weights.

Bulk of posts in these threads doesn't make you kek.

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>>42119910
What The Hell.

>>42118403
If you've never cum from the sweet pleasure of a new pr then you're dyel

>>42119910
>>42121146
klienfelter's

>>42119860
Manatee Intensly Overeats, Farts Loudly

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>>42118096

>>42118204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-bnM5SuQkI

Apparently french knights were into crossfit.

>>42119729
>>42119779
They purposely over exaggerate to feel better about being lazy fucks.

>>42121757
thats one of the coolest videos I've ever watched!

>>42118245
>open webm
>instantly laugh

I miss the olympics thread, that was also one of the funniest moments, the smug faced negro

>>42121657

>Sensiblechuckle.jpg

>>42118179
There's nothing funny about a creatine addiction, anon.

>>42120597
It's Obama :/

>>42118102
I didn't realize how ugly he is

>>42122000
ditto

>>42118168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceh0-42FXg0

>>42118611
>owlturd
Wait he actually made a comic that wasn't just 'muh low self-esteem'?

>>42122115
i don't get it

>>42122115
Dude he's shredded!

>>42120597
Meme exercise where you shoulder press and walking lunge your maximum curl weight, basically making it pointless curls while looking stupid.

>>42120597
Half ROM on the press

>>42118403
>female powerlifters

who would ever fuck that thing. hopefully nobody does so she doesnt procreate

>>42123829
>filename

>>42124355
Dude, can you see them quads? What kind of a dyel doesn't find that hot.

>>42118096
I have scoliosis and nerve damage in my shoulder and I'm not nearly this imbalanced.

>>42118471
>Actual no true Scotsman in the wild
Huh, and I thought lefties loved pointing out logical fallacies.

>>42123866
Thank you for being apparently the only person to respond that realizes that even with perfect form the base idea of the exercise is retarded.
If you can curl the weight for volume, pressing it is useless, ditto for lunges, more so even.

>>42118168
is crossfit the art of bouncing off of every rep?

>>42121757
>That ending
DANCE LORD

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>>42119590
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

>>42121757
It's more bodyweight training with a bit of wood cutting and obligatory cardio.

Feel kind of sad that we basically lost most of the european martial tradition from the Middle Age though because it had most likely nothing to envy to chinese and japanese one.

>>42118146
>>42119267
to be fair, it doesn't mean that's the largest demographic, just that there's more than the usual density of them, so the normally-planned stock sold out

>>42122115
>virgin

>>42118096
Farrk mirin, routine?

>>42118131
Not /fit/ related but I still kek’d hard.

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>>42125037
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>>42119910
How does one achieve this build /fit/?

>>42118245
what the fuck is wrong with his joints

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>>42118168
The fact that the webm and the music are separate only makes it better

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>>42119407

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>>42126035
mother FUCKING JANITROSS REEEEEE

>>42118471
>Still believing the Trump Russia conspiracy

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>>42126035

>>42118131
it's always bothered me that the caption isn't "one eye on the teets" so it can rhyme with streets

>>42118291
I actually belive this wtf

>>42126097
Back to /pol/, apologist.

>>42124719
> Real Americans oppose treason
> "logical fallacy"
The mind of /pol/, ladies and gentlemen.

>>42118471
Call me /pol/ too.

>>42125498
SEE THE REICH IN FLAMES

>>42126139
>Hurrdurr fuck off /pol/
Hey man, i just look at the facts. Your precious Obama, Hillary and CNN all said Russia couldn't interfere with the elections. why change your mind?

>>42126145
it's the no true scotsman fallacy

you literally only changed the word scotsman to american

the gist of it is your arguement is "agree with me or you're not a good thing, in fact, i'd go so far as to imply you're a bad thing"

but you already know that because you're a shitty baiter who brings up /pol/ in unrelated threads knowing that it's the most popular board and a fair number of /pol/ users will be in most other threads on 4chan.

so you rip on it so later when people are defending it you can whine "wahhhh keep /pol/ in /pol/"

to sum it up, the jew cries out as he strikes you.

>>42120597
He's third-assing three exercises

>>42120597
that nigger was the president of america for 8 years

>>42118210
>when portrait mode cant detect your face so you switch to landscape

>>42118762
Famous accounts are often carbon copied by similar handles then the accounts to build follower counts and then drastically altered in order to trick people into following something they normally might not.

I took benadryl a while ago and it was hard to keep that straight in my head I hope it makes sense to you.

>>42118611
Gets me everytime

>>42118222
man, these always get my sides

>>42118403
oh god SPARROW I MISS YOU

>>42118403
Who the fuck tries to deadlift or do anything at all with a full bladder?

>>42119899
>mr. bean jr

>>42119910
>Landgraab

>>42119910
It's like a white pregrnant pepe

>>42118291

Wtf this is amazing

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>>42118340
Some skilled anon needs to shop this over the creation of adam featuring ronald mc donald as God.

>>42118340
whats a MIOLF?

>>42127221
good idea, please someone do it

>>42118222
please can we have more of this? unfortunately this reminds me of a younger version of myself... and it makes me a little bit happier that im not the only one having these thoughts... obviously i am the one on the left...

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>>42119910
If I lost the genetic lottery this bad I dont think I could stop myself from eating a bullet, good lord.

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>>42127221
There are similar pictures already.

>>42119910
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

>>42118135
doesn't make you feel safe that he always says he lurks /fit/? like a guardian gay angel watching your gains? can you hear me scoobs? are u there?

>>42128103
im here

stay natty(tm)

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>>42121657

>>42128103
:)

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>>42126200
KRIGETS KONST JAG BEHÄRSKAR

>>42118135
Reading that in his voice makes me giggle like a retard

>>42118204
>starting squire

>>42118222
The concept of putting more CO2 into his drink fucking made me choke on my coffee.

>>42118199
Im so sick of instagram memes that start with "When"

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>>42128352
SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TO THE SKY, SING CAROLUS REX

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>>42127690
start stop giving a fuck

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>>42118303
This makes me rage hard every fucking time. I hate that bitch so goddamn much

>>42118096
Igor confirmed

>>42118152
>hey man mind if I have some?

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>>42128418
kek

>>42127842
Lmao

>>42118204
>That feel when you don't have any /fit/ bros to dress up as knights and fuck around at gym with.

>>42118210
why are fat bitches always wearing those white apple earbuds when they take pictures. are they listening to whale calls or something???

>>42118430
>implying European armor wasn't designed to protect from slashing damage
kys

>>42120028
>being this new

>>42118351
wtf is datura?

>>42118430

max par

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>>42129847
>taking ALL the bait
Wew lad, and you call other people new

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>>42118396
kekekek

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>>42129847
>calling someone new to hide his own newness
>failing to detect irony, responding with kys
>answering multiple posts at once

w e w
e
w

>>42129850
(Arguably) the strongest hallucinogen. It's completely legal and not regulated federally in the United states. It is also a deliriant meaning you will be totally unable to separate reality from the trip (which could lead you to have conversations with your brother despite not even having a brother). Almost every single trip story I've heard of datura is nightmarish and sometimes people say they can't see for a few days after taking it. If you want a laugh read some of the stories on erowid, lots of accounts of people taking to lamps for hours (actually having dialogue) thinking it is a person.

>>42126459
Are you fucking retarded, what came out was no where near a full bladder, you realize even when you don't have to piss there is still urine in your bladder right?

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>>42118096

>having 1 trap

HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>42118472
200kg is two blues and two reds using girl bar and 2.5kg clips.

>>42130160
>no where near full bladder
yeah because full bladder = a gallon of piss

>>42118210

when the fuck does mcdonalds have sales? What the hell is this bitch talking about? Fat people piss me off so much.

>>42130191
Only do mixed grip deadlifts for your back.

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>>42128612

>>42126035
FOR FREE
THEY DID IT FOR FREE
THEY WEREN'T EVEN PAID IN HOT POCKETS
THEY JUST DID IT
THEY DIDN'T RECEIVE FINANCIAL REIMBURSMENT OR BRIBERY
THEY DID IT WILLINGLY AND OBEDIENTLY

FOR
FREE

>>42130191
Work up to one armed pullups.
Eat at a deficit while still doing one armed pullups but only with one arm, ignoring the other.

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>>42128418

>>42126111
>if they put me in charge of all the janitors
This is actually not that bad of an idea

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>>42130524

>>42118611
Is this me?

>>42118168
The pregnant lady makes me suck air through my teeth in anxiety every time.

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mom called me fat and this was my response via text

>>42126117
I like to read it in mi mind with a nigger tone saying titties like tiddies real fast, so it actually rhymes man

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>>42118471
A tip of the fedora

To you

My good man

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>>42118396

>>42118096
He's flexing one trap the opposite lat for those who don't comprehend what they are seeing

>>42118135
>>42128355
do someone still have the vocaroo that was posted 2 or 3 years ago
the guy that did it, did it perfectly

>>42132066

cool beans man, i live by the quarry, we should go down to the quarry and throw things down there

>>42118224
incredible

>>42118291
Don't want to spoil this BUT if you aren't complete new to drugs you will notice before doing anything with those.
>real drugs emanate distinctive chemical smell

>>42133207
not necessarily, if you're in a club and distracted by the all the sound & light and movement around you, not to mention the drugs already in your system
no one could get away with selling this in the back alley, but letting it be picked up by people who think they've gotten lucky seems possible to me

>>42124355

I would... met a girl with that same body today

>>42118665
and? are you some sort of pussy?

>>42133327
Don't know where you have clubbed but atleast around here we go to the toilets to do lines or "bombs". But I might overestimate people so, fair enough man. Fair enough.

>>42118096

I'm pretty sure he's just flexing awkward

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>>42127221
>>42127652
hope you appreciate all the shitposting time I lost to make this

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>>42133914
I'd say you wasted your time.

>>42118222
i started belly-laughing at the fucking title and now there are tears in my eyes why are these SO good

>>42118166
Nice

>>42133914
Fucking kek.

>>42124922
crossfit is the art of maintaining energy/momentum for doing movements for literally no reason.

>>42118430
you know what those armors are for? protecting from slashing and puncture at an angle.
slashing wouldnt do shit. Stabbing at flat surfaces of the armor however...

>>42118179
I Know this feel. :(

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>>42118422
anyone can vomit. only retards and babies piss themself.

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>>42119440
but i will

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>>42119910
SCP Containment Breach mode

>>42123866
>exercise with maximum curl weight
>pointless curls
id say everything BUT the curls are pointless

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>>42131114

>>42130568
For Free? (Interlude)

>>42128418
topkek

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>>42125253
>largest demographic
>largest

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>>42118168
>pregnant woman

>>42118340
>>42127530
Mediocrity Incarnate Overeating, a Life Forsaken

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>>42118403
>Cumming_in_the_gym.webm

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>>42130524

>>42133914
Top kek

>>42118204
Is this the knights segment of Between The Lions?

>>42118665
no theres not

>>42119910
i love pear shaped bodies

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>>42130524

>>42125612

Cramped

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>>42127842
>42127842
my sides

>>42118096
Hes entitled to that body builder jewtube celery lifestyle baby its sick its piss

>>42119910
Is this the peak of physical perfection?

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>>42130524
nice

>>42132282
I searched it a while ago for a long time. I don't think anyone saved it.
I'm talking about the song a guy made about scooby, don't know if we're talking about the same thing.

>>42118168
what in the actual fuck is thus? is this a legit comedy routine on some show?

>>42133914
This is magnificent.

>>42126210
Not that guy, but that's not how that fallacy works bro. The fallacy goes by this form.

All x are y.
Some x are not y.
THEREFORE, some x are not x.

With examples:
All women are rational.
Some women are irrational.
THEREFORE, some women are not women

So instead of accepting that "Some x are not y" in the face of evidence, the interlocutor says that anything that does not fit have property y is not x. Clearly their terms cause a contradiction and are therefore flawed, but they cannot accept the failure of their argument. What that guy did was just a weak rhetorical bait, not really a logical fallacy. If you had said "I am American and don't hate treason" and he had responded with "Then you are not American", he would've committed the fallacy.

>>42120040
>>42120028
They're basically reenacting one of those /fit/ NYE comics

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>>42130524

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>>42128612
How do you feel about articles phrased like

>X is Y- and here is why that is an x thing
>X is Y- and here is why you should care/it affects everyone
>One X fought against Y with one simple message- and its powerful/inspiring

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>>42136422
YOU bust your ASS in the GYM while CHAD gets free money from GERMANY

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>>42130524
it was okay

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>>42119729
Had this happen to me the other day.
> Work with 2 fat annoying bitches
> Small office so overhear every conversation, try to not say anything ever
> One bitch says ugh I need to lost weight!
> Other fatter bitch says yeah me too, I just don't have the time!
> First fat bitch says Yeah not all of us have 3 hours to go to the gym every morning like anon haha!
So fucking annoying. Their both housewives with fully grown children, while I work more hours than either of them while in school, but I have all of this time they don't.

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>>42133914
10/10

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>>42119899
I'll never be able to play this webm just once.

>>42122000
kek this is me

>>42118204
snorted coffee through my nose at the stupid fucking face of the girl at 0:17

>>42119910
>how the Grinch stole gainsmas

>>42126459
>he doesn't enjoy pissing himself
I save up for every deads session

>>42122115
great filename

>>42118245
>just wait
>dis' gonna b gud one

>>42119910
don't tell me you don't want to nuzzle those meaty hairy legs

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>>42130524
>>42130524

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>>42118396
Pls take this with my blessing based anon. I was kekking while making it so bad quality

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>>42137716
Fixed slightly

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>>42118293
Thanks for explaining the joke, it was fairly complicated and I didn't get it at first

>>42137737
In his defense it's amazing the writer didn't realize that the title was that easy to mock

>>42137747
fair enough.

I guess it comes down to whether the writer saw the picture that was selected and whether the guy selecting the picture knew the headline

>>42118135
I'm new to fit, is scoob this board's version of Ben garrison?

>>42137833
lurk moar and stay out of /pol/

>>42132066
legit thought you were talking about beans

>>42134647
oh fuck, what happenend to this servant of khorne?

>>42134647
This guy is actually pretty handsome, I don't see what people mean when they say he looks like a school shooter type. He just needs to smile a little more

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>>42136621
>work with
>house wives
which one is it?

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>>42118044

These are the reasons we're fat.

>>42138311
You shouldn't count those island niggers cause half of them are fat and will raise your %

>>42118112
How is her mouth literally :d

>>42118204
>when you and your squad getting crossfit for the crusade

>>42138027
Look at his eyes dude, unless you're absolute autismo you can see he looks crazy.

>>42138027
look at his fucking expression. he looks like adam lanza but angrier

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>>42118291

>>42134309
That's what he meant, they are just a pointless version of curls.

>>42118096
All these people who don't recognize our Lord Vader, it piss it revoltening

>>42128103
Well he used to be a trip here and daily came to give "advice" (even though most things he says is retarded broscience)

>>42137833
Pretty much exactly yes.
>Scooby makes fitness videos
>becomes a meme on /fit/
>/fit/ floods his Youtube comments sections, Scooby notices /fit/
>Scooby starts browsing /fit/ as a tripfag
>people find out he's a homosexual, doxx him
>Scooby leaves /fit/ forever as punishment for doxxing him
Very similar to Ben Garrison's case, considering Garrison also lurks 8c /pol/ and has made threads there.

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>>42139056

>>42139056
>come to my barbeque
>there will be maybe 2 women

Have fun, Big Stevie

>>42118471
LMAO
How is it possible for one man to be such a cuckold as you? Trump has not committed treason. Obobo and the Clintons on the other hand literally have, yet go unpunished.

>>42120597
That he ruined America

>>42119910
you might not like it but this is how peak performance looks like

>>42139080
>steven is the only exception
>implying he's not a manlet who has poisoned the food after living a bitter life

>>42118303

>guy cuddles her afterwards
Fucking enabler. Just tell her to grow the fuck up and eat that fucking brussel's sprout without looking at it. Goddamn fucking crybaby, what the fuck is her fucking problem

>>42119899

This always fucking slays me

>guy having seizures
>guy doing stupid dance next to him

I don't even know why I find this so extremely funny

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>>42118222

>>42136268

The implication is in the word 'real'.
>like any REAL American
implying that if you disagree, you are not a REAL American, but somehow a fake (?) American, hence it being a no true Scotsman fallacy.

Reading comprehension can be a bitch, I know.

>>42136512

As a biology major, I approve of this anon. Insects are very nutritious and breeding them is pretty interesting desu.

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>>42118044

>>42139056

>6pm

should have written 6'0pm

>>42139430
Fuck how did i miss this?

>>42139430
>the thread is still up

>>42118168
amazing, thank you

>>42139056
>veggie options on request
Nah fuck it

>>42118245
apparently he pulled his hamstring right as he took off so

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>>42118251
>my house is getting fumigated by 5

why is this so funny?

>>42139653
>Buys an item anyways as not to appear awkward.
I'd recommend asking someone near the checkout isle about where the item is, if they show you where the item is, then you can get it. If they say that they don't have it, then the people in the checkout saw you, without items, ask for something specific, and after being told that they don't have it, then they see you leave, it's completely justified and doesn't look as suspicious.

>>42118240
>one elevator ride
>eats two nuggets

>>42139644
>faces screen away from any entrances
i do this with any screen anywhere. even when under lock and key I hate putting headphones in and facing away from my door, wat is wrong with me and how can i stop this?

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>>42139080
>I can only have fun if there are women around
>I need constant female validation, otherwise I feel bad

>>42130524
I dont get it

>>42139653
>>42139681
>>42139691

why does he always yell?

>>42139996
Noise over one another = asserting dominance. Hence Chad is supposed to be the symbol / epitome of being an alpha, because that's what alphas do, asserting dominance.

Ask any teachers who has to shout all over their students to get their attention, or anyone who argues frequently, they'll tell you

>>42119910
he went full pear mode

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>>42118371
Underrated

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>>42139056
>tfw 5'11.8

Do you think he'd notice if I claimed 6'0

>>42121444
>07
>>42119910
ive seen the uncensored pic. he has a huge dick

>>42140076
If you round it,yea

>>42118096
how is this even possible...he looks like something that would come out of ChernoGym

>>42118472

wow!

how can you be this fucking stupid

>>42139723
You fucking what?

>>42133914
Well done anon

>>42130524
Delet this

>>42139840
It's fucking normal you idiot. That way you can always see the entrance in your room and know that you're safe. Comes from older times when you had to be afraid of invaders and stuff.
Even Feng Shui teaches that.

>>42140740
safe mylash i thought i was being an idiot

>>42138027
>>42138626
>>42138649
There is virtually nothing more visually repulsive than the thousand yard stare.
You can have a weak jawline, pudgy face, poor symmetry but the eyes tell all

>>42127221
Someone told me that pink mass behind god is a brain.
But most ppl didn't know what brains were back then?
Like it was a subtle troll by the artist that God is in the mind and Adam is actually creating him
>The creation of flabbem