I want to be extremely handsome and jacked

u need dub, here have mine

take mine digits

>>42117980
That's not how you dubs

this is how you dubs

>>42117972
You don't want to wish on a monkey's paw man.
You'll get handsome and jacked but you'll die of a heart attack in a sauna in two years.

>>42118071
oh ya?

Fucking amateurs

>>42118106
>>42118257
Noobs

If dubs you are all liberated.

>>42118089
kek'd

>>42118089
So I die as a legend?

>>42118400
Nice

>>42117972
I just want to meet a cute guy

Please

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if dubs nobody ITT will experience gains for the rest of their lives

ill show u cocksuckers REAL digits

>>42118835
Get rekt fag

if dubs everyone will reply and pretend it's a big deal even though we're all just gonna die and nothing matters

>>42118089
The light that burns twice as long, burns half as bright

>>42118400
praise

>>42118400
neat

>>42118272
>calls me noob
>i get doobs

explain

>>42117972
How many wishes would that be? One or two?

If it's just one, surely you could take advantage and just write a large list of things you want then read it verbatim separating each wish with "and".

if dubs all your gains are redistributed to illegal immigrants

I don't wish for strength, I wish for a piece of wood with a nail in it

>>42119444
>444
See ya, Boogie

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Rolling and miring

>>42117972
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and and I don't want any zombie turkeys.
I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

>>42118400
Thank you, kind soul.

If dubs you all have to buy squat plugs

if dubs youre all gay

>>42118400
yay?

>>42118071
thas notta d'ab.
...
this is a d'ab.

>>42119465
ur all shit

>>42118400
buddha bro

If dubs, we all make it and beyond.

it's a monkey's paw you shmohawks! ya know, you wish for something, but your words get twisted around and your wish ends up being terrible for you

anyways i wish i could be HUUUUGE. fucking MASSIVE. so YUGE that people stop and stare ;^)