What are some high calorie desk snacks

>>42115208
nuts

Peanut butter, greek yoghurt, nuts, seeds, oats, fruits, raisins. Combine however you like. Get creative. Or you can bake something.

>>42115223
This, 100g peanuts are 500 calories

cum

>>42115223
This. Or just eat a shit ton of Doritos and wash it down with Mountain Dew like the rest of this website

Scooby bulking bars

>>42115208
>22yo
>acne
That's unfortunate

Almonds are the GOAT of all nuts. Sometimes I'll eat peeled sweet potatoes and avacados like an apple at my desk

>>42115236
The amount of calories in peanuts is all over the place. Some say 500, some say over 600. What's the deal?

>>42115254
more like
>22yo
>5'8"
That's unfortunate

>>42115254
Yeah :(
But it's pretty mild.

>>42115260
>"hey anon what are you eating over here it smells nast--HUHOHUHUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
> turns around, raw avocado trickling down his mouth, and smeared all over the bottom half of his face
>anons co-worker takes a quick photo
>sends it to the boss with a message saying "LOOK BOSS, LITTLE ANONS A BABY SHIT EATER"
>anon gets called "baby shit" by coworkers for 3 months
>gets demoted because they no longer respect him
>gets a photo shopped poster of Baby Driver that says Baby Shit and has avocados on the poster for his birthday from the office
>anon thinks he'll retaliate on the bantz and photoshops a Boss Baby Shit poster and sends it in an office-wide email
>gets fired for insinuating the boss eats baby shit and being an unprofessional autist

Dont be anon, /fit/

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>>42115329

>>42115439
Youre the one with the job, fucko

>>42115275
different types of nuts cunt

>>42115275
Peanut is a legume you sad cunt

>>42115484
Escuse me for not being a NEET leech like you