Just started dating someone. What are some sex positions that

>>42112701
Consensual, passionate sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>42112701
Keep it flacid, struggle a bit, collapse onto her and sob into her shoulder. Chicks love emotional guys.

>>42112714
ewww what is wrong with you that's nasty

>>42112701
Full Nelson + Anal

>>42112701
Let her peg you doggy style

Make her do the splits and then hold her above your head by the legs while you eat her pussy

let her bend over and spread her ass, step back and sprint as fast as you can into her, aim your penis to her poophole, ram it into her with full force. don't use lube and don't let her stretch/relax before.

95% of women came instantly with the first thrust

>>42112701
just be dominant ditact position and speed, that'll do more than lifting behind her knees and pinning her to the wall trust

>>42112714

Fucking disgusting

>>42112701
>autism the post

>>42112736
/thread

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>>42112714
Fellow degenerate, you forgot:
>after marriage
>with the lights off
>holding hands
>under the covers
>taking each other's virginity

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What is best position for lefty curved dick?

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>>42112714
this is the new ultra hardcore
in the realm of sexual perverts

Put her on her back and eat her pussy while pulling her legs up by her thighs. Basically force her pussy to your mouth until she begs you to fuck her. If you cant eat pussy look up a tutorial

>>42112701
Lay on your back with your legs above your head and tell her to restrain your arms and put her penis into your butthole.

>>42113249
have her lie on her side with her stomach facing the way your dick is curved to, put her top leg forward or hold it up, and straddle her bottom leg.

Insert Penis

She will screaming

>>42113249
I'd imagine it'd be like normal penetration but just angle 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
That way you can imitate the famed upward-pointing dick.
Also you have her leg as support so you can really let her have it.

>>42112701
Overhead The Press™ her with her back against a wall and eat her out.

>>42113269
>If you cant eat pussy

how can someone be this incompetent?

>>42113416
>>42113314
>>42113269
Anons... What does it taste like? How's the smell, the texture? I am literally disgusted and afraid of the idea of eating pussy

>>42112714

Lights out is mandatory while doing this

>>42112714
That's my fetish

>>42113314
>>42113416
>>42113716
>>42113269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ToGjYYJCoM

How accurate is this?

>>42112701

Put a pillow under her butt, have her put her legs around your neck. Put your wee wee in her va va. May use her wishbones for support.

>>42112774
Trying this tonight, thanks senpai!

>>42112714
Hello /pol/

>>42114200
Go home summblr. That line has been around since long before /pol/ existed

>>42112701
Forget everything above OP.
Endurance, this is all you fucking Need.
Fuck her pasionately and hard, forcefull till she can not take it anymore, untill she is wondering if you are human or a sex demon!

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>>42112714

Do it standing up. Have her put her legs around yours, and do small push press movements for the thrusting. Your arms around her waste or legs, and hers around your neck.

She will come with the force of a thousand suns.

You have to be strong and end-user enough though. But for dyels.

>>42113934
Not op, damn don't fall for that bait
Or she will shout "Rape"

>>42113269
Actually this is works.
You get her off with even using your Penis.
So when you go in, no pressure..... minute men or endurance guys.

Make the girl tap out, definitely means you get a second date/chance. She will wanna prove to herself that she can handle you

>>42113716

Holy fuck is this bait? Have you never in your whole fucking life done something that was uncomfortable?

It tastes not so great, your toungue will hurt, the position won't be comfortable and you will worry if you aren't doing it right

But you fucking do it anyway because you aren't a weak willed faggot, and you appreciate obtaining new skills and leaving your comfort zone

And if she says to try it another way, or you guys can't make it work the first time, don't bitch out like a little pussy, realize your mistakes and try again.

>>42113716
>I am literally disgusted and afraid of the idea of eating pussy

>/fit/

One thing I've found works really well is to do her missionary but reach down, grab her ass, and lift it. Gives you a better angle, increases that nice pounding sound, she'll feel your balls smacking her tight little asshole and you'll have two handfuls of ass

>>42114936
The only valid answer to the original question: "sex positions that will show off my athleticism and impress her in the bedroom".

Do it standing up while carying all her weight. Pile drive her on your dick like the beast you are! If you do it well, you won't cum prematurely either because of the intense workout. Great for cardio to.

>>42115347
Yeah but eating pussy can be some pretty nasty shit. t. shit exgirlfriends

>>42112723
This. Gets em everytime

>>42112734
How do I ask my boyfriend to do this to me without seeming like a crazy bitch?

>>42116815
>Boyfriend
Are you gay?

>>42116851
Is it gay for someone with a vagina and womb to date a person with a penis?

>>42116888

Sounds pretty gay to me.

>>42113764

Bretty good. Different girls like different methods, for example I had an ex that I could just straight up lick her pussy top to bottom and make her cum that way.

Girls that masturbate a lot require a lot more stimulation so you have to get creative. Licking/sucking on the clit is almost always going to be really effective though.

>>42116888
>a vagina AND womb
Holy fuck, I didn't know this level of degeneracy existed until today

>>42116888
>you absolute fucking homo

cheq'd

>>42113764
most girls like being fingered slowly once you start working on their clit. Also the "doing nothing" part at the start probably isn't a good idea, you'd be better off licking her skin slightly outside the vagina and slowly tease your way into it, they love that. The most important factor is to just start slowly and gradually go forward like he demonstrated though. React to how she reacts

>>42117011
Have to include womb, since trans people can get fake vaginas nowadays.

>>42112701
you laying down, abs flexed, she riding you with her hands on your pecs/abs

You want to show endurance? Fuck the girl, cum (wherever, I like doing face especially for what follows) and then go back in immediately and start fucking her again. Not only is it impressive, gets me hard watching a girl orgasm with my essence all over her face

the standing missionary where she clings on to your shoulders

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Just get mirrors

>>42117075
>>42117011
>>42116902
>>42116851
But seriously how do I ask my boyfriend to do >>42112734
> Full Nelson + Anal
Without seeming crazy?

>>42112701
>Get a prescription for viagra or something
>Take eight times the prescribed dosage before she arrives
>Ambush her in the front yard as she walks up
>Throw her through the front window into your house, consider having a kiddy pool or something set up to soften the impact
>Shoulder tackled the door to get back inside, you'll know if you've done it right because the door will disintegrate into a wood scented mist
>Grab her by the hair and drag her to the bedroom
>Tear off your clothing in one fell movement, revealing your impossibly hard raging erection
>Now fling her up into the air by her hair
>Before she lands, position yourself laying on your back on the bed
>She will land on your meatspear if done correctly
>Now grip her thighs as hard as you can and move your pelvis side to side while shrieking like a baboon
>When you regain consciousness you will be a father with a mortgage and a second hand family car

>>42117237

Just say you saw this move in a movie and though it was hot and would enjoy something like that. If you insist that you really want to try it with him there should not be any problem

>>42117237
it's a fucking kink, you don't seem crazy for having it. I can guarantee you 100% your BF has jacked it multiple times to a lot 'crazier' stuff, and probably fantasizes about some too

jesus christ it's just anal on a stick

>>42117255
Checked and kekd

>>42117440
I'm trying to work up to sex wrestling if that makes sense. Are you sure he won't mind it? Couldn't it be offensive to someone who practices mixed martial arts to sexualize this stuff?

>>42117551
>hey I like rough sex
>hey I like anal
>hey I know let's combine them
it's that easy, if you're really unsure just gradually introduce him to rough sex, I'm sure he's already familiar with anal

>>42117237
Just do something he wants to do first. There is not much I wouldn't do for a girl if she let me stuff her wet panties in her mouth while I fucked her. Or played with herself to orgasm while sucking my cock. Or got a french maid outfit. Shit, I would do what you ask without hesitation so long as a girl wore one of those bridal/thigh garter bands (not really big into Anal which is why I would hesitate but still do it normally without her having to do something first)

Man I had this one ex that would do anything I told her. We'd start every time by her "preparing" my cock by getting it wet with her mouth. Sure it was just a blowjob but the phrasing of her lubing it up so she could ride it was hot. I also made her clean my cock every time she came (I death gripped for years, have a 7.25 incher, and get off on getting girls off so every girl I'm with I make cum at least 5 times before I finish). I would have done anything she asked me to because of what she did for me and was actually disappointed she never asked for anything (I figured out she liked getting get toes sucked/feet licked while I fucked her by guessing so I'd do that every time).

>>42112701
Standing lotus m8

>>42117255
fucking kek

>>42117628
Oh I always do whatever my boyfriend wants of me sex related, no questions asked. Often he doesn't even have to ask, he just needs to show his dick for 1 second and I'm already on my knees.

>>42117711
it's a guy larping a woman, nothing to see here move along

>>42117761
> it's impossible for women to be submissive with a high sex drive.

>>42117711
Then ask him. Unless he's an asshole he would be more than willing to reciprocate. My ex i was talking about was like you. She'd get on her knees. She would wear lingerie without me asking. I would have full Nelson pounded her asshole no questions if she asked. Even another ex of mine would do stuff and I would have done anything she wanted. she didn't even do as much. She would also say the so deep thing but was even more resistant to talking dirty when I asked, she would wear lingerie (no thongs though as she found them uncomfortable), and she sat on my face and jerked me off no question after I made her cum like 12 times (I was deliberately going for a record there) and she was too sore (I think from when I pounded her doggy as I always get complaints that I hurt girls in that position). She did get kind of weirded out the first time I wrapped her wet panties around the base of my cock but she never complained. Even for her I would have done just about anything so long as she asked

And if your boyfriend doesn't want to wrestle fuck he is a faggot. A fantasy of mine is to start out being bossed around (lick my pussy, fuck me this way etc) and then take control and start bossing her around after making her submit to the power of my girth. Like, she's riding on top telling me how she's in control and I pull her in, start going to town, make her cum and then make get lick her cum off my cock. Rough in general is awesome. Light bondage, spanking, light choking, all that is hot as fuck. Most girls I've been with have told me they like how I throw them around the bed (when I change positions I place her where I want her) and I've never had complaints.

In short, just ask. If he says no he is either an uptight asshole or gay. And excuse the egregious amount of detail, I'm just really horny today and have no other way to channel it right now

>>42117669
Couldn't you break your dick doing that?

>>42117194
lets hope she's on birth control

>>42119673
If you want to be safe have her suck any remainder off your cock before going back in

>>42116815
>watch monday night raw with the bf
>wait for a full nelson
>"it'd be so much cooler if he was drilling that guy's ass right?"
>give him le intercourse face

>>42114995
This. Even if you cum after 10 seconds, if you make her cum a few times with your mouth first, to point where she is pushing you away because she can't take it anymore, she won't be mad.

>>42116961
>Girls that masturbate a lot require a lot more stimulation

This as well. My gf does, and there's pretty much no hope for making her cum with just my tongue. I have to suck on her clit to get anywhere. But luckily I only have to do it for like a minute and she'll have cum at least 5 times.

>>42119962
Should probably watch stuff from the attitude era then.

>>42112701
I dated this tiny girl and the thing that got her most excited was when I would pick you up and do a standing 69 with her legs on my shoulders. You won't cum, but she will do anything you want after you show her what you can do.

>>42113716
I am disappoint by you low test beta.

>>42113716
I'm 26 (not a virgin) but have never eaten pussy. I'm not opposed to it it's just never come up. I'm curious, tho.

Any girls here want to take my pussy eating virginity?

>>42113716

It varies a lot girl to girl. Some girls have pretty much no smell, nice texture. Others have a stronger smell and more texture. So don't get discouraged if the first girl you go down on is unpleasant, theres a lot of variety. It's also an acquired taste, which makes sense - you do it and relate it to sex and eventually it becomes a turn on. The same way throating a dick isn't intrinsically hot to most girls but they learn to get turned on by it through association.

Then again I also eat ass on first dates, so I might just be nastier than you.

>>42117551
>Couldn't it be offensive to someone who practices mixed martial arts to sexualize this stuff?

Kill urself

>>42112714
Go back to /d/ you degenerate fuck.

Every time right before i cum in my gfs mouth i think it would be hot if she swallowed and then kissed me but 2/3 of the way through my orgasm i have 0 interest in doing that lol

>>42113716
like licking a piece of raw chicken with a hint of the ocean on it

>>42113716
Honestly forgot the texture because it was 7 months ago but I remember the smell wasn't bad at all, she got progressively more wet, and once she started to hump my face my dick became diamonds . litteraly went the whole night with pussy juice on my face because it sorta turned me on. The poor mans cialis

>>42112701
piss inside her vagina

>>42112714
sick dude

>>42114967
SHUT UP FAGGOT
I wana see where he's going with this

>athleticism

I get girls unironically soaking wet when I lay on top of them and fuck them from behind

idk the position name, I guess lying doggie

I think they like feeling totally dominated and controlled like that

>>42114936
>>42116517
I'm going to second these.

I tried this with an old girlfriend for the first time, and wasn't able to do it the first time.

The next time we tried I had her hook her legs over my arms at the elbow joints, it works so much easier that way, and I never seen her make that face before... it was like a combination of cumming and being proud of me at the same time.

>>42124189
It's called "the prone bone" and yeah it's great, I like to get them in a headlock and choke them while I'm doing it.

>>42113764
I'm going to hop in on this one too.

While what he was saying was quite entertaining, the main take away was the anticipation, the start stop thing. It works wonders.

For me, I was just experimenting (which if you're enjoying sex is what I recommend), and I though I'd try something I just though would probably feel awesome.
Try this:
I was just using my hand and I was rubbing her pussy up and down the slit, hand full in her crotch, middle finger. No insertion, just up and down the slit, brushing over the clit.
Rhythmically, and at certain intervals I'd just stop, with my middle finger applying gentle but forceful pressure right on her clit, and hold for a few seconds. I did this a few times and she was going crazy, at one point, I stop and she says to me "what are yoooou doooing????" - probably because she was real close and it was fucking with her, but you know what? She came harder and quicker than I'd ever seen up till that point.
Man she was a happy hamster after that one, boy I'll tell you hwat

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>>42112701

Choke fuck her and right when she's about to pass out, take your hands off and spit in her face, then smack her on the cheek.

Or just learn to do what you like and stop worrying about what the fuck she thinks, you needy faggot.

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>>42112774
Big laff thanks mang

>>42113290
famed upward-pointing dick?

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>>42124270
Bonesaw, plz go

>>42112714
Sick. Hopefully you are at least pulling your penis through the hole in your pajama bottoms

>>42112701
Call your gym bros and have them take turns on her while you masturbate. She'll appreciate your trust and comfort in your masculinity.

>>42112701

This is how I do it OP:

>I see her sexually positioned across the room, sitting on a bed, legs apart
>I get down on all fours and flip upside down to properly assume
>the "Crab Position"
>I passionately thrust my hips upwards against the air, my groin unclothed
>I make my way, limb by limb, to her legs, thrusting ever quickly, faster as I approach my destination
>Upon arrival, I perform the Ancient Irish mating ritual
>I cannot explain it, for it is very complex, but mostly because it does not actually exist
>Once complete, I place my mouth between her thighs, fully enveloping her feminine dick
>With much gusto I begin sucking her beautiful, girly cock
>Because I am sucking it upside down, the sucking noises are in reverse
>LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE
>LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE-LOUGHTLE
>Pleased, she expends her female load down my throat, her womanly clitor-penis fully enveloping my lips

The rest is too lewd to write here, but it is fairly straightforward.

>>42123620
How can you eat ass? Honestly? In my head it seems hot but in the heat of the moment I never want to taste/eat shit

>>42113249

>What is best position for lefty curved dick?


Sitting in the corner crying as she gets fucked by a real man with a non-defective cock

>>42124546
Thats not nice

>>42124546
not cool man

>>42112701
You don't need anything fancy. Just focus on the fundamentals and do more barbell hip thrusts.

>>42124694
This

>fuck a girl cowgirl position
>she cums and sprawls trying to stop me from pumping anymore
>thank you hip thrusts
>pin her arms behind her back with one arm, smack that ass with the other and pound harder than before

Gotten two girls to squirt. Way different than in porn, not nearly as dramatic. Still sexy though. Both girls were super embarrassed about it but I told them it was hot (and then made them lick my cock clean)

>its another "every guy on fit has a girlfriend or tins of sex, and not only that, but all are sex gods" thread

>>42112701

I usually get naked and do air guitar solo for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CoIgQ4ZeKc

>>42124777
you ok buddy?

>>42124500
hahahahaha yeah im with you

>>42124499
4499

>>42124777
yep

>>42124777
Used to be not good at sex, but I'm old as fug now and know enough to be considered 'good', you figure it out eventually.
Life's better if you go easy on the salt and don't let shit like what people post on /fit/ bother you.

>>42124777
tr1ps 0n th3 'ch0n!

>>42117951
m8, nobody fucking cares about your essays

>>42124500
you do it with girls you know have prepped beforehand

>>42113290
>the famed upward-pointing dick.
I have one. What's so special about it?

>>42124500
I only do it when the girl is really clean and I want to. Usually this means she is hairless all over, good hygiene in general, and she's tiny. Also, I generally don't dive right into eating ass, I spend some time eating pussy, biting the ass, and work my way in. Doing that you can get a feel for whether you want to or not.

It doesn't really have a taste, and you usually adjust to the smell just by having your face in that general area when going down anyway. If you wanna try it, try 69-ing, because your nose is right there and eventually you'll just get smell-desensitized. Then you can see if you find it really hot or not. Alternatively, take a small amount of flavored lube and rub it on her pussy and ass, it should mask any smell/taste you'd have. Plus it makes penetrating easier.

>>42127025
Great for hitting dat g spot.