ITT Ideal fitness gf

If she is ideal......

you're ideal is a girl who's poking her hip far out to the camera, trying to make it look like she has hips and an ass when she really doesn't?

anterior pelvic tilt

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>>42109965

>>42110078
Correct

>>42109965
This chick's got trannyface

>>42109965
Is that a Before Picture of one of the most popular roid monkey chicks that gets spammed among the cuck circles on 4chan? They both have that same Handsome Squidward face.

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>>42109965

>>42110282
Toru Hagakure from Boku no Hero Academia is my waifu too, anon.

Pic related, NSFW but idgaf

>>42110255
why do nips have such soft and supple bodies

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>>42109965
>wanting a gf

>>42110314
cause that's cute.

>>42110321
wat

>>42110344
My perfect man.

>>42110314
nips defend against natural predators such as tigers, bears and hogs by triggering their maternal/paternal instincts by imitating their children with large eyes, little muscle and poor physical coordination.

>wanting a 3d gf

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>>42110440
and people say intelligent design doesn't exist

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>>42109965
I like boys.

>>42110609
Her forehead must be yoog

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>>42109965
>>42110078
>>42110255
>>42110293
>>42110534
>>42110568
Step aside plebs

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>>42110619
Male-lite.

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>>42110293
lmao0plate

>>42110619

fug i want a girl like that to marry me and then bully me really hard

>>42110534
quick rundown on moose?

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>>42110534
>>42111710
She fucks niggers

>>42111972
Go away /pol/

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mmm

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>>42109965

>>42112143
moar

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>>42110649
Left is the only hot chick in this whole thread

The rest are average to dog shit. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>42112564
Are they 5kg bumper plates?

>>42112366
she's got a pretty average face m8, that body won't make up for the face 10 years from now

>>42112973
would the bar bend if they were? use ya head fred

>>42112564
>That fucking ROM

SWEET FUCK I WISH IT WAS THAT EASY

I'm 6'1 with long af arms and I have to ass to floor my ROM is triple hers and its impeding my lift gains. My RPM goes up but doing multiple sets of 3+ reps kills me

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>>42112335
I just want her to jerk me off with her strong callused hands.

>>42113091
bet she's real good at jackin' weenies with that form

>>42113220
That can be arranged.

http://www.sessiongirls.com/DominicBlack/profile
https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/pictures/DominicaBlack+%28herbicepscam.com%29

>>42113241
Kinda sad? I don't even know anymore.

>>42112564
>bounces the bar between reps

2/10 wouldnotbang

>>42110255
Low test beta detected.

>>42112335
For me, its her.

>>42113039
ahaha fucking DYEL faggot emasculated by a girl detected, long af arms are advantageous to a deadlift

>>42110078
>fitness gf

>>42112112
Seriously of all the woman you could choose you decide to post some ugly fucking skinnyfat with big tits ? Fucking pathetic

>>42113452
>>42113039
Also, what the fuck is he on about with "ass to the floor", especially with long arms?

>>42113483
because he's a weak boy who pulls less than a girl and is coping.

>>42112564
something feels off here guys, can anyone confirm if that's a 400 diddly from a girl what might weight around 150?

>>42113220
>she

>>42113495
Of course its not

>>42110314
They don't destroy their skin tanning

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>we'll never destroy communism and free our country together

>>42111972
That makes her hotter though.

>>42113514
that's like almost 3x her bw if that is 435, is this girl a powerlifter champion or something?

>>42113294
It's not. She's building a better life for herself with whatever she was born into.
I follow her on instagram and she's in America now trying her best to become a legit bodybuilder. Even takes English classes and everything.

>>42113568
how to get body like this?

>>42113521
Throwing rocks is pretty rude desu.

>>42113588
Hit the gym.

>>42113561
she's a world record holder
>>42113514
coping beta boy. She pulled that kind of weight in competition.

>>42113634
name?

>>42113634
what's her name?

>>42113709
that inward bending knee.. not healthy

>>42113720
it's unavoidable at heavy weight. Even at the Olympics you'll see that happening. Just look up pyrros dimas on sydney, the guy who got silver or bronze did exactly what this girl did.

>>42112335
>>42113045
>>42113709
how to get gf like this

Nevermind it's Jessica Buettner. You faggots are fucking useless.

>>42109965
hopefully one without instathot implants and an army of fanboys defending it was "hard work at the gym"

>>42113801
>step 1: find chick in the gym
>step 2: bf her
>step 3: sneak anavar into her oats

>>42113826
I doubt you can just find any girl with the same work ethic as Brooke Wells.

>>42110255
nice shoop, her insta shows she ain't got no hips
>>42113516
they destroy it by skin bleaching and whitening injections though

>>42113588
Cut to 8% body fat and get implants

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>>42110314
i have often asked myself the same thing

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>nothing but 3dpd in this thread

>>42113848
this fat cartoon bitch doesn't even lift fuck off

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>>42113838
>pretending that ain't shoop and surgery
>kek

clearly you never stepped foot in japan

>>42113848
>posting a coal burner

Fuck off

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>>42113859
>mugi
>fat
shows how much you know

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>>42110568
bodywise this, personality wise she's trash, just like most of these women

>>42110609
she was proven to be anorexic anon

>>42113701
How the hell do girls have such flexibility?

>>42110616
>her

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>>42113861
>pretending most of the girls in this thread aren't shoop and surgery
>mfw

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>>42114017
true, welp at least I realized why /fit/s taste in women is such a meme

>>42113982
anzu is a girl (unless her parents made her a trap since she was a baby)
never understood the "she's a trap" meme, without makeup, skin filters and cosplay she looks like an average 6/10 girl with no brows

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>>42110609
so kawaii and totes doesn't look like she is about to get arrested for getting caught shooting meth with her boyfriend

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unnatural skin color changing, plastic surgery, starvation, and caking your skin with makeup is so ugly, unless it's pale skin and fitting an aesthetic of course!

>>42113861
This is an "ideal" thread, not a "realistic goal" thread

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>>42114129
I just find it funny how /fit/ claims to hate fakeness so much but when it comes to ideal threads, literally all of them are shoop and surgery, the second you say it's surgery they throw a piss fit


also most jap girls aren't paler than milk without skin whitening or filters/shoop
and when they get chubby they have no hips and ass without fat transfers/waist training

>>42114167
Who claims to hate fakeness? Retards. Ideal is ideal, it's discussing what the ideal female body looks like, it transcends the individual of the photo, it's irrelevant

>>42114179
then why do most of fit throw pissfits when you tell them that their ideal is shooped or surgery
you can have an ideal of however you want but don't go around saying that obvious fakeness is real

>>42113720
it's heavy retard

>>42114196
People are throwing pissfits because you're wasting your time pointing out the obvious like it means something. It's like hearing an aesop and having a tantrum because rabbits can't talk or going to a wrestling thread screaming about how it's staged. You're missing the point

>>42113690
>>42113691

jessica buettner

>>42114207
nah, I remember the other day there was an ideal thread and I told a guy who posted a girl with obvious implants that was proven to have implants it was fake and he threw a pissfit screaming how it's genetics, just go to mindy sittinprettys, jen selter, missalice, etcs social media, call them fake in the comments and watch fanboys throw pissfits because how dare you call obvious fakes, fakes

>>42113720
BBK
it's healthy as long as it's not spastic inwards engages the glutes more when you push them out again

>>42110078
Sometimes I wonder, If you had a son with a grill like this, is there any chance he would take after her and have hips like this?

>>42114822
nah cuz those hips are from fat transfers and corsets, not genetics
read up on fatty tricks more

>>42112564
>Weight on toes
Not gonna make it

>>42111972
>one picture of her with a black guy
>huurrr she fucks niggers!!!1!

>>42113838
Sauce?

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>>42110078

>>42115119
3
1
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2

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>>42112564
Cute smile, would insemenate/10.

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>>42114218
alice is natty you dunce

>>42116297
I heard she got paid to have sex and the guy gave her clam. kek

>>42113045
>that roid gut

>>42113931
you friends with her?

>>42113950
Those protein infusions will do her good then.

>>42112259
name?

>>42113771

i could understand if you're competing for Gold, but this bitch is competing for Instagram likes. Why would you risk your knees for no return?

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>>42116297
are you ill? alice has been proven to had surgery several times

lolcow dot farm/ot/res/196187.html
they talk about her several times in this thread, you're clearly either blind, a virgin, or in denial fanboy

>>42118182
>girl that lift gained weight and her ass got bigger
if you think she had to have surgery on her ass you're retarded, the only thing that would be made is her perfect tits, and i still think that they're natty
i personaly know hotter girls than her

>>42116297
you'd think the people who go to the gym and build muscle would know that working out doesn't magically make only your ass and tits bigger, while being near ana everywhere else, she use to be flat on both ends, and also had much bigger areolas, which is also a sign of PS

>>42115119
the fake tits on these "models" is nasty
wish they wouldn't do that

>>42118213
her tits are proven to had been surgery modded to, search ms alice in the thread I sent you, people show images of her when she was flat as hell and had big areolas, and now she magically has small areolas and big round perky tits?

also if she lifted to get an ass, just her ass wouldn't get bigger, it's as dumb as when yanet garcia claimed she lifted when there was no thigh growth at all, even if she did shit tons of hip thrusts which directly target glutes she would developed hamstrings

I don't care what you think, just don't post skellies with implants then have a shit fit when someone states facts, you can like a girls body and still admit it's surgery like what >>42114207 did

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>>42118182
Yep, she was still natty in 2012 and the first half of 2013, but then had ass injections.

>>42118213
I have all her vids from a torrent, there's a clear change from 2012/2013 to 2014+. Olivia (that's her real name) was smart because she didn't overdo it like Kim Kardashian. It still fools idiots like you into thinking it's natty.

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>>42118264
and had boob implants even before
did she do pec exercises to go from flat to big round titties to anon but magically has no arm growth? did her areolas do cardio to get smaller? lmao, she use to be complete mosquito bites

here's your goddess in 2010

Can someone post the image with ages in which you can get a teen gf with that age 30 guy at the end? I lost it and I need it badly, it makes me want to lift.

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>>42118297
Speaking of buttlifts, STPeach is all about it.

>>42110078
This doesn't even look good.

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>>42113709
>guy curling in the background
kek

>>42118243
No they're not.

>>42118297
>boob implants
Yes, and they constantly change in size without leaving any scars, you are a fucking moron.

>>42114072
Kek is that really Anju without make up?
Holy shit.

>>42118520
>without leaving any scars
Look around her areolas for scars dumbass

>>42118534
>Look around her areolas
The aren't any, moron.

>>42118264
http://imgur.com/e255hMz
can't post this here cuz blue board but she clearly had saggier tits

>>42118520
so natural anon, boobs can still leave no visable scarring, constantly change in size and still be fake
read up on plastic surgery, it's what huge tittied jap porn stars do, whos boobs change in size a lot with no scarring, the difference is they admit they are fake and dont have an army of fanboys to fight that they're natty

>>42118547
They don't use implants though.

>>42118561
Ik, they get fat or saline injections, so when the saline or fat goes away they get it again
hence the changes

>>42118547
Didn't she blame those breast size changes on contraceptives?

>>42113709
me on the right

>>42118544
areola circle cuts are also hard to see, everyone thinks just cuz there isnt a huge line down her tit it's natural
some women get the incision around the armpit, under the boob, etc


>>42118598
yeah contraceptives will make you gain weight EVERYWHERE not just your tits and ass, if birth control made you go from uneven saggy small tits to big round perky symmetrical goddess then everyone would be on them

>>42112973
>t.coping beta

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>>42109965

>>42118614
>areola circle cuts are also hard to see
They aren't, especially if they are supposed to make the areola shrink, tit implant scars in general are very obvious.

>>42118637
>tit implant scars in general are very obvious
t. a boy who has only ever seen botched boob job scars
Go look up Zoie Burgher. Everyone knows she had a boob job, she herself has said. Look for her scars. They ain't obvious

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The truth right here. And it's not just plastic surgery but most men out there are complete dumbasses when it comes to photoshopping as well. It's like they are anatomically retarded and have no clue how a human body is supposed to look like.

>>42118637
Uh, yes they are. A lot of the time it will look like a natural nipple outline
Since you're so insistent on her tits being real, explain the imgur link i posted, why did the base of her boob change so dramatically along with the shape and uneveness, sag, etc which if she used the weight gain in boobs claim the base, unevennees, etc wouldve stayed,go on, ill weight

>>42118731
How about you explain why they are small again.

>>42118657
>Look for her scars. They ain't obvious
No that shiny irregular outline isn't obvious at all.

>>42118839
Because injections can ware off, her boobs look nothing like how they looked before, at least i can explain my claim with facts, and you,cannot

>>42118880
Because those are implants that are actual cups shaped like a bra cup,with tear drop implants look a lot more natural, along with injections of fat or saline

>>42118914
>injections
>implants
What is it, never said she didn't have injections.

>>42118880
By your logic jav porn stars who admit to injections and surgery are natty because it fluctuates

>>42119040
>By your logic
Never said anything about natty

>>42118963
Who knows,its not clear if she got injections or implants but anyone who is mentally stable and isn't blind can easily tell something surgical happened, her ass is admitted to be injections, along with her lips and nose job, but magically has natty boobs despite her boobs being the most obvious surgically modified? Women who get surgery often have other surgeries as well, you can like alices tits and not be a mental retard anon

>>42119058
Shit wrong person lul

>>42119003
She is all about angles. Her ass is actually pretty muscular due to the roids.

>>42118914
The bigger the injections the worse the wear off, you can clearly see this in Kim Kardashian. She never even exercised and always tried to fix it with more injections. Now it looks like a ridiculous balloon with no thighs to match.

>>42119188
yeah, for missalice's ass, it was most likely implants because there was barely any progression along with her lack of thighs and hips,and you can see the outline, it doesn't fluctuate, we were talking about tits though

>>42109965
She has a horse face

>>42118294
Are you the cuck poster on /gif/?

>>42119068
agreed, if I only saw her after once and someone told me her ass and lips are real, I'd believe them, for her tits, I wouldn't, I knew several slim girls with big tits, none of them had barbie tits, they had bigger areolas, some sag, stretch marks, didn't perk out like a barbie doll, etc
however the ones who did have smaller areolas, perkiness, eveness, etc, it was all one or another, if they had small areolas, they still had sag, if they were perkish they had large areolas or uneveness, only virgins believe barbie tits are real
basically "if it's too good to be real, it probably isn't"

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>>42111972
this shit is so tired desu

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thicc

>>42119347
Yes, i'm sick of niggers too.

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>>42115880
>weight on toes

What did he mean by this lads?

>>42119223
It's not implants. Implants are fake lumps under the skin which can be seen moving when doing lower body exercises.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI964zHAH_-/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJeaK9fAkMM/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSEpwVCA5_Y/

Alice's much softer and natural. She did it just right, which is small to a moderate amounts injections and stay in shape. Most women are too greedy and go straight for the nigger-attracting ghetto booty, which starts sagging after a while.

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>tfw fit is becomming the new ''skinny''

>>42119534
"because other girls have very visible implants therefore she doesn't have implants"
and you can see alices implant as well

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>>42119284
Nope. This dorky Asian on the right leaked her Facebook on /b/ and called her Livvy. I figured it's short for Olivia.

https://archived.moe/b/thread/727969121

>>42119350
When did amy shumer lose weight?

>>42119572
There's no reason to get implants when injections are so much more natural. Getting implants vs. injections is basically like an IQ test. Only an idiot would get the older inferior procedure.

>>42119608
Kek.

>>42119636
implants last longer, are cheaper, and can look better depending on the type
she might have got injections, but the fat didn't transfer well/accept and figured she should just get implants, you cans see the implant clear as day in the pic comparison of her new ass vs her old one

>>42116329
Not roid gut, some women are just proportioned weird when they get to low bodyfat.

I'm not saying shes not on steroids I just dont think thats what caused it.

>>42114167
>I just find it funny how...
Passive aggressiveness in males makes them weak. Be direct, bucko

>>42120106
I do find it funny though kid

>>42110801
>yuge tits
>feminine thighs
she isn't manly at all, that powerlifter girl has the 12 year old boy hips and delts larger than most men, and she's even still feminine

maybe you're turned off by high cheek bones - iuno
>>42119147
roids look so much better than fake ass >>42118264 tho

>>42114822

the hip bones are the only bones in the human body that are different for men and women.

I don't remember the details, but a friend of mine in med school was telling me there are 4 different kind of hip shapes that only the female skeleton can have. I think women CAN get the same hip bones as men, but not vice versa. Men can get wide hips, but the bone structure still won't be the same.

take from that what you will.

>>42111972

So you're saying you don't want to even try to bang her, because you don't feel you can compete with black guys?

Don't talk down about yourself like that, anon. You gotta be positive! be yourself!

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>>42109965
here

My ideal gf:

-late teens early 20's
-pretty face (8/10 minimum)
-average height
-skinny build
-history of eating disorders (preferably anorexia)
-history of self harm (*must* have scars from cutting)
-history of prescription drug abuse (preferably antidepressants)
-history of attempted suicide
-very low self esteem
-emo, goth, scene, or punk style (see picrel)
-listens to rock or metal
-loyal and/or highly dependent, either one works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxGvm6btP1A

How can white women even compete?

>>42113495
it's 385 lb at most

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>>42120471
>goth, emo or scene
>skinny
>loyal

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>>42120490
must suck being black and having no hips, average figure, and 5/10 face

>>42121332
who that?

>>42121256
they are like this until they meet an alpha, then they ditch the black clothes and become a slut

>>42121332
>>42121332
no clue, some italian model

>>42116329
>>42119715
That's from doing too many deadlifts without a belt. You brace outward, and it distends certain abdominal muscles. It can be fixed with diligent and consistent use of stomach vacuums.

>>42110078
gross this is monkey tier

>>42116297
women are like fruit flavors
if you have artificial flavors or like them it's fine
just don't claim it's natural flavors, you can like artificial strawberry that tastes good and admit it's artificial strawberry anon, just don't go around shitting on people who dare claim gushers use artificial flavoring because it said there was real fruit on the box and it tastes like fruit

also make up your mind, if you hate artificial fruit don't talk about how good products with artificial fruit taste, either that or learn to get over the denial

desu I like the fact that my gf is thin because I can wrap my arms around her and basically envelop her

She's already there I just need to get bigger so I can do more of that

>>42113709
I wanna sniff her crack after a sweaty workout

>>42113011
That bar was hardly bending, looks like 120kg tbqh
>>42112564

>>42120248
>don't feel you can compete with dogs
That makes absolutely sense.

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Suelen Bissolati. I don't give a fuck, I love the massive thighs and ass.

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Not gonna post her face but holy shitttt

>>42123674
you know those are ass implants, right. bad ones

>>42123859
most girls on this thread got ass implants

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>>42110649
hhnnnnnnnng

>>42120471
Are you me?

>>42123859
>white guys don't know about booty shots

>>42110619
i would kill everyone on this thread with my bear hands just to have her smile at her friend who was sitting behind me on the bus
just for that second I thought it was me.

I'd pull out all your fingernails with an old rusty pliers just to hear her brap through a garden hose.

>>42123859
>implying I care

I'm not an autist into the whole non-threatening "girl next door" look.

>>42124025
If you're not willing to make personal sacrifices then your desire doesn't mean shit.

>>42124033
i'd surpass your dubs just to hear her voice for a moment through an old walkie talkie

on the off chance I don't, please enllighten me what personal sacrifices to make.

>>42124068
Instead of wishing harm on others in order to get what you want, ask yourself what you're willing to sacrifice personally for just that.

>>42124082
Are you seriously this new?

>>42113039
I've always wondered, doesn't long arms make DL easier?

>>42124108
No, I'm just saying that in order to proof his sincerity he should put himself on the line, like saying he'd drag his balls over a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

>>42124082
hes right tho, I didn't wish harm. I was mostly stating the lengths i'd go to.
This is an old meme
>i'd drag myself through a mile of broken glass just to miss getting on the same subway car as her.

>>42124129
It does. That faggot doesn't even lift.

>>42113709
the guy in the background though

>>42124154
That's where crossfit gyms make their money. Out-of-shape old guys and soccer moms who pay stupid expensive memberships to do a few curls and meme lifts just so that they can brag about "doing crossfit" and feel good about themselves.

>>42123412
Cute

>>42124168
That boy ain't right.

>>42113954
are you retarded? you can't touch your toes? oh wait i forgot i'm on /fit/.

>>42123549
>>42112973
>>42113495

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGqdl88hnG6/

jesus christ are you guys so dyel that you can't believe a girl is strong?

>>42118438
>guy who pretends to spot the curl in order to watch girls ass

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Current gf

>>42124831
yeah thats alright

>>42125027
as an australian, 3 is ugly as fuck but the entire world jizzed over her, so if a 1/10 australian can do that imagine what the average one is like m8

>>42125033
>ugly as fuck
too distracted looking at her legs to notice that

>>42124831
she asian? that would explain the shit tier proportions

>>42124774
this one qt tiny girl with a plump butt (big on her compared to her waist/body) when she squats there's a bench press behind the squat rack, I usually sit on it and bench and watch that ass jiggle, pretty sure she started noticing and started wearing huge baggy clothes and not squatting, sad

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>>42116369

>>42125033
she got nice legs, that's about it
aussie women tend to be completely basic and plain looking
the "attractive'" one... just seem to not have anything that stands out about them
yeah they're traditionally beautiful, but think of it this way
if you see the same face all the time, it is going to start being less attractive
hence why asian women are getting less attractive they all look the same

>>42125535
3 is the dancing hurdle girl mate, i wasn't making up the entire world jizzing over her thing, it happened

>>42111972
oh wow look at me i call black people niggers on the internet hey guys have you heard about this new meme called pepe?

boy fuck out my bottom text

>>42124831
Are you aware her arms are disproportionate?

>>42114034
well the thing is, that he said that himself in a video, explaining, that hes got some problems over in turkey, because of this

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>>42118617
another fucking trip. My goodness. Yes, he may be a beta. But dont forget youre an attention whoring faggot that was never recognized by daddy.

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>>42124608
I must admit, in terms of raw strength, she me bested. However, she still doesn't stand a chance of defeating me in combat...not a chance in hell.

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>>42113709
>>42118438
>>42124774

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would you fuck her

>>42113709
i would let this woman make me do horrible things to her

>>42126126
But not the other way around. Typical.

>>42126120
If she is a she and have no benis, then i would destroy her vago... maybe even two times!

>tell me she have no benis

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>>42126170
she was born with a vagina

>>42113583

Instagram link pls

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>>42126293
https://www.instagram.com/vladigalagan/

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>>42126423
pretty girl

>>42124608
>that face when she hits a PR
>no grill will ever look at you like this

H O L D M E
O
L
D
M
E

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>>42109965

>>42125535
if you guys bred the good looking ones though instead of those aboriginal half niggers, you would eventually have a bunch of beautiful women in your society

>>42126473
when you get that you won't be satisfied and want more

i guarantee it

>>42117113
Helena Humphrey's

>>42113848
Someone should tell her to work on her eyebrows

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>>42126473
this will look more like
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>>42110255
>>42113838
>>42113861
Why must race mixing be bad when I have such a massive naturally occurring boner towards these nips?

>>42126689
because it's a meme

>>42126689
race mixxun is best my friend.
You are hier in a Loli loving Schwaben Nazi undergound bord.
>Dont expect some one here to be sane.
>not even me

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>>42110293
those must be comfortable to wear when lifting

>>42126180
Who is that, is there porn?

>>42124831
She's fitter than my last gf good job

>>42113588
Be the avatar

>>42113615
Based Coach Karen. Will she let me lick the monkey?

>>42113701
Who is this?

>>42125973
Why would you want to fight a girl?

>>42127264
to decide who's on top.

>>42126689
Why would you listen to other people instead of trusting your own mind and instincts? Wake up and smell the ashes breh

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>>42113045
>crossfit

>>42127181
what the fuck is this creature

>>42127281
Yeah, that's the best. Gets me so fukken hard. Better with stronk girls

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Best ass ever.
Prove me wrong.

>>42127376
Most people think she's fake

>>42111972
coalburner no thanks

>>42120471
remove the self harm and I'd only want goth not emo. Other than that great list

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>>42113954
Do your stretches, son.

>>42118438
We all started somewhere.

>>42109965
Sauce, boss?

>>42126120
Why does she have an anus in her armpit?

>>42113701
oh my god

>>42121893
fucking coal burner disgusting

>>42113045
i can see how this shit requires a degree of athleticism, but im pretty sure i could become a crossfit world champion in about a year

>>42112564
C U T E
U
T
E

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All your wheyfus are weak.

Flores Neide is where it's at. She practically walks around with a syringe of tren hanging off her ass.

>>42123837
wtf

>>42128494
>>42128494
Is it a woman or a man?

>>42124831
she looks very pinnable against the wall sorta gf, good job anon

>>42128469
that's some absolutely disgusting shit. if you are going to post freaks at least post one that actually take care of the side effects of roids.

>>42110534
isnt that the girl with the masturbation video where a cat joins the party????

>>42128528
Ur a fag. That's a nice tit.

>>42128625
That is an extremely hairy person with what could be a tit or terrible gyno

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>>42110534
>mooseknuckle
>ideal
Coalburner desu
>>42125563
>>42120248
>>42119347
>>42113526
>niggers
I like your music, not you.

>>42114167
found the unaesthetic Japanese woman

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>>42125563
>>42120248
>>42119347
>>42113526
>>>/reddit/

>>42128872
Yo, I'm a girl. Still wouldn't fuck her regardless of how hot she is, I don't like flossing with unwashed pubes, thanks.

>>42110078
>fit
Looks pretty fat to me, desu.

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I'd honestly fuck her, wouldn't have a problem cumming inside since the baby wouldn't even survive in that thing.

>>42113588
Be the avater.

>>42129025
y she got a pair of tits on her hips?

>>42123837
very impressive

>>42129025
Honestly this is my fetish, I feel like she would be so frail and weak that I'd ruin her, I'm a sick fuck. Then again you can tell that she'd be pretty under regular circumstances... well now I've gone from aroused to sad, I need to take more oxy.

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>>42113045
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is up with crossfit girl stomach? They all have these nasty gnarled protruding bellies

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>>42117802
see gif,
save screenshot

>>42120471
>>42123932
To you both, I had a GF like that once. You know how it ends up ? Suicide.
Aside from that I must agree to broken girls are best girls, luckily I attract them like a fucking magnet. You juste have to be with the ones that aren't beyond hope.

>>42119003
Name?

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>>42120471
You've never been with these girls, clearly. They fucking drain your life and are hardcore drama magnets. Unless you want to be a loser you'd need a girl that is practically the opposite.

My list:

-Early to mid 20's
-pretty face (8/10 minimum)
-very short (5'2" or less) or very tall (5'9" or taller...)
-naturally skinny (if short), lanky (if tall) or bikini athlete build.
-obsessive about eating habits, weighs her food, counts her macros, measures her waistline once a week. Gives shit to other female if they're even a little overweight.
-constantly self-improving reads a lot about improving her looks, skills, cooking, mommy blogs, etc.
-doesn't drink (isn't preachy about it), never smoked, done drugs, doesn't really even like to take OTC drugs, very high pain tolerance.
-sunny disposition, very positive, doesn't let things bother her, old school politeness and manners, not argumentative, lets the man take the lead on everything, great conversational skills, limitless patience
-very high self esteem, but easygoing and never cocky...
-doesn't like to exhibit behaviors that are "unladylike"
-dresses pretty but conservative, doesn't really like to wear pants, or dresses preppy or usually wearing gym attire... doesn't believe a girl should ever dress relaxed.
-doesn't watch a lot of TV or movies outside of cooking or DIY shows, listens to older music but not huge music fan
-loyal, hyperconservative... believes in "one and done marriage", doesn't have to ge a virgin but can count her partners on one hand
-believes that a woman's worth is counted by the children she has, family history of twins and triplets, looooves children and doesn't expect her man to wake up at night and feed the babies and/or change diapers
-will have as many children as economically feasible, wants to be a stay at home mom and home school the kids
-domestic goddess, loves to cook and clean, takes good care of you when sick
-raised to seek her man's approval
-very light features/pale

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>>42128540
>implying I don't like the steroid freak look

>>42129025
Once a girl gets that skinny she doesn't even get her period anymore and her libido goes through the roof.