Is it possible to keep muscle gains while playing soccer?

>>42099993
Sounds about right.

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>>42099993
just a bit of banter lads, nothing to see here.

Depends how big you are but if you are a typical scrawny soccer player yes you could build some while playing. you won't turn into a linebacker overnight but there have been some relatively thicc soccer players.
Hulk
Lukaku
Oguchi Onyewu
George Elokobi
Adebayo Akinfenwa

>>42099993
Could soccer be any gayer

>>42099993
Dude just eat more

>>42099993
bit gay

>>42101334
no

there is literally nothing gayer than soccer

I'm not /pol/, like at all, but how come there are so many new gay people.

>>42102326
Because they were beaten to death and/or considered mentally sick 50 years ago.
Now they can suck dicks and be accepted.

>>42102326
Gays reproduce by sexual molestation. It's not something you are born into.

Modern gay culture uses drugs and alcohol

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>>42102326

>grew up in the eighties
>in a nice christian little town
>joined the swim team because I liked swimming
>end up getting invited to join the water polo team
>there's a legit strategy that involves shoving your hand down your opponents pants and grabbing his dick
>'haha it's just to confuse him and get into his head haha'
>internally wtf but I'm too far into it to just quit at this stage
>end up getting my junk grabbed multiple times by my own teammates during practice
>get my junk grabbed even more during actual games
>occasionally get a stiffy because of all the junk grabbing but convince myself it's just because my dick can't tell the difference between a dudes hand and a girls hand
>start to notice that half of the time most of my team and the opponents team have boners
>like seriously, just walking around with their fucking dicks hard
>have a realization one night that fucking water polo is gay as shit and decide to drop out
>wait out the season because I'm not a fucking quitter
>mfw I think back to those days and jerk off sometimes

Shits always been gay as hell dude.

>>42099993
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_association_football

im laughing my fucking ass off, this is enough of a thing to demand a long-ass dedicated wikipedia article

>>42102326
There's even more to come. In the developed world still like half of them are closeted. It's still possible to have straight sex when you're gay, so anyone could be without you knowing. Maybe even your dad

>>42102442
Fuck I should have done water polo

>>42102451
updating this article right now

>>42102452
delet

>>42102326
because you don't get lynched for coming out anymore

>>42102326
There were arguably more gay people (or rather gay behaviour) in the past in cultures that permitted or even encouraged forms of pederasty.

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>>42102752
Elaborate.

I told yall those soccer players were a bunch of fucking fruitcakes