Proof that we're all gonna make it

>>42097164
Jonah Hill looks like that?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4
what would you have done in this situation?
turn on cc

>>42097194
Basically fire right back and make it hurt even more:
>You know I have a sex fantasy about you too.
>In this fantasy we both go to my hotel room after this show is over.
>After we enter the room I promptly kick you out and simply pay for a woman that I could actually have sex with without putting a paperbag over her head and a triple dose of viagra.
>Probably got less of a chance of catching something that way too.
>You know you're the kind of chick that I'd very reluctantly have sex with but I definitely wouldn't tell my friends about it.

Smaller head = look more jacked?

>>42097164
i swear this pic gets more ridiculous every time , i'm glad he made it

>>42097194

Nervously laughed then left the studio and tried not to think too much about it while masturbating.

>>42097194
>so in your fantasy, i sober up and realize i don't want to have sex with you? i don't think that's too unrealistic haha

>>42097454
> being this autistic

That's not how real humans talk anon

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>>42097194
i don't think i'd come up with something clever. i've had people say mean shit out of the blue to be funny and the most effective way to respond was more probing and questioning why they think it's appropriate or admirable to speak to another person like that.
it makes the audience and the person in question take a step back and realize they're being rude, unkind and generally unpleasant. if you look stone-faced, stern and calm enough they usually tend to slink back into their seat and meekly apologize once they've realized they've been made to look like an asshole.

>>42097164
He's a big guy

>>42098691
...for you.

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>>42098909

>>42097607
You're right, that's how heroes talk.

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>>42097194
/tv/ already solved the Jonah hill problem
>now why would you say that?
>you're a jerk!

>>42097194
Lul why even entertain the french with an interview.

>>42100500
pretty much.

>>42100640
AHHHHGG THE FRENCH

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>>42097194
damn i got nothing

this is what happens when men dont keep their women in line