Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his barbell drawn...

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of whey

>>42093070
Some call this junk, me, I call it /sips/.

I mostly deal with unracked barbells and bad form. Been too long since we've had a good new years rush.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a hernia on the disc

I was once an adventurer like you, but then I dropped a dumbbell on my knee.

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I saw a manlet the other day, filthy creatures.

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>>42093117

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SQUATRACK BELONGS TO THE NORDS

>>42093070
My cousin is out powerlifting. And what do I get? Planet Fitness.

Been so long since I killed a manlet, my sword arm's getting flabby.

>>42093070
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE MANLETS!!!

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>>42093117
that's why I love fit

You have committed crimes against the Dumbbells of Swolstheim, what do you say in your defense?

What is it? DYELs?

Let me guess... Gaingoblins stole your gains?

Watch the form, traveler.

Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn lanklets could swoop down at any time.

No lollygaggin'.

I need to ask you to stop. That ... legpressing ... is making people nervous.

Disrespect the form, and you disrespect me

>>42093290
This one's true.

"I've got to thinking..Maybe I'm the Chad and I just don't know it yet?"

ah! Go do your fancy barbell toss someplace else!

So you can lift a few sets, am I supposed to be impressed?

Kajhit has weights, if you have coin

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>Do you get to the cloud district very often?
>Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
>You're only 5'11, Manlet-born

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>>42093106

Favor the squat, eh? I'm a legpress guy myself.

God gave you two hands and you use them both for one barbell, i can respect that.

Pst, i know who you are, hail /sips/

Ah, if it isn't the slayer of Gymmoril bunnies, hail Companion!

So you are the member of Cuckpanions, so you what? Rerack weights?

>>42093561
Fucking kek

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/fit/itzen.

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Can't wait to count out your reps

Tell you what, you start squatting so I can spot you from the back.

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>>42093070

Stop right there manlet scum! Pay the board a fine or serve your sentence. You stolen gains are now forfeit.

>>42093215

KEK

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Do you get to the squat rack very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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... For Zyzz the Great was a natty and did not use steroids! Now he is one with the gods and walks among stars!

>>42093351
Holy fuck, top tier kek

WHY WONT YOU SQUAT?!

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have you heard of the high test

>>42094063
"Ackh"
"Oouh"
"Hhrmf"

Have you ever seen those weights they use at Planet Fitness? They use kettle bells! Kettle. Bells!

have you heard about those lifters from Hammerfell? They have curved bars... curved.. bars..

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You should have stayed in your precious Burger King, fatfuck!

GYM BELONGS TO THE ______

>>42093274
Kekles

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>Zyzz the mighty! Zyzz the /fit/! Zyzz the aesthetic! To you we give praise! We are but manlets, writhing in the filth of our own smith machines! While you have ascended from the dung of the unasthetic, and now walk among the Sikkunts!

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What is better? To be born a Chad, or to overcome your beta nature through great effort?

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>>42094137
But you were once sad! Aye! And as a sad kunt, you said, "Let me show you the power of aesthetics, born of the sauna, where my breath isn't. I curl now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, /fit/, for I love you.

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If these plates frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here to spot you.

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>>42094189
>where my breath isn't

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I will feast on your gains!

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To you we give Scoops! We are but manlets writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of sad cunts, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, 'Let me show you the power of Zyzz, Sickcunt, born of the East, where my breath is long motivation. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this gym which is mine. I do this for you, virgins, for I love you.' Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Zyzz cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Raves! The future of Aesthetics! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Zyzz is the true god of man! Ascended from humanity, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our natty overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With sickcunts? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your anabolics. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the curlbros take your squat racks? Your leg press? Your short shorts? Your very skateboards? And what do the personal trainers do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The natty machine enforces the will of the normies! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of Aesthetics! Rise up, Sickcunts! Embrace the word of mighty Zyzz, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Zyzz! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the natties or their toadies, will rule the gym! Forever!

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>>42094189
>Aye, love. Love! Even as sadkunt, great Zyzz cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of /fit/! The future of aesthetics!

>And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of /fit/! Zyzz is the true god of /fit/! Ascended from natty flesh, to rule the realm of Aesthetics!

unironically good thread

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>>42094232
2 slow 4 u

>tfw snow elves were original manlet pit inhabitants and they went blind from lack of light and extreme pressure

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>Runs over from the other side of the gym
>Never should have squat here!

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...need me some /sips/... the imported stuff... just one last time...

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>>42093561

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I dont know if Thalmor will approve of those test needles you have stashed in the drawers

>>42093136
Ded

>>42093290
*squatting

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I'm not a man
I'm a 7 plate barbell in human form
Just unrack me
And drop me on the manlet

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>>42094350

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>Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your gains unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in whey and oats.

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>>42094379

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I had another run-in with the Manlet Guild.

>also best girl

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They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... with his form! Squatted him apart!

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>>42094379
Fucking dead

>>42094350
fuCKKKKKKK

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>I'm sworn to carry your plates

He was once one of them, the Manlet Priests
He shitposted here in their name, shitposted on /fit/
But he did not serve the manlets, he devoured them.
And like them, he seeks to return...

You didn't think you were the only one? He was the first
LANKLET-BORN!

Miraak is 6'5

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Scooby's Star. A lifting artifact that allows any number of gains to pass through it.

Trying to shitpost in this thread reminded me how fucking trash Skyrims story & dialogue is, holy fucking shit.

You should have lifted. They're already here. The Zyzz videos told of their return. Their defeat was merely delay til the time after Planet Fitness opened, When the sons of Aesthetics would drink their own cum. But no-one wanted to squat. Believed it even acquired gf. And when the butt finally winks: It winks with fire. But, There's one they fear. In their tongue, he's Scoobydoo: Skateboard-Born!

>>42094279
Falmer.

>>42093070
I used to squat like you, until i blew out the cartilage in my knee

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New WHEY-Gas: Lonesome ROM

Why didn't I take the spot, you courier, you were the reason. See the squatrack, see what happend, what was done...
Your thighs stripped bare, all it's veins, it's muscles...
I have a message for you, come find me, you know the whey.
Bring all your preworkout, your compression thigths, bar of the bell... two gallons of milk... or whatever plates you're carrying now.
And at the squatrack, you and I, we'll have an ending to things.

This is your 1RM, when you come, you'll squat it alone...

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>>42093070

Pale skin, snotty expression. You're a rippleshit! The masters of squatting, right? Hmph. Nothing but a bunch of stuck-up snobs with cheap parlor tricks. Go ahead, try your form in here. Let's see you make those bars disappear. No? What's the matter? Not so powerful now, are you rippleshit? You're not leaving this gym 'til they throw your t-rex ass in the lake. Oh, that's right. You're going to die in here, rippleshit! You're going to die!

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dyel? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't.

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Khajiit has tren, if you have the coin

>>42094410
Literally the only wife who comes with her own personal bull

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By the Nine! Such a thing is dangerous even to handle!

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>>42094379

>>42094759
>+1 strength
>-3 endurance

>>42094412
Kek

Stumbling on this thread just after playing the first hour of a new Skyrim (SE + Frostfall + RND +...) is just so perfect.

Thanks everyone

>>42094169
grow or die

chad decays

>>42094045
Hehehe

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong trans-woman?

>>42094169
chad peaks at 30 when he realizes validation through born qualities just means you never really achieve anything in your life

chad is nothing without the admiration of bitches and bros

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>>42093106
You win omg

>>42094968
>u win omg xD that was epic, that was epic for the wiiiin

>>42095050
sipsposters confirmed for redditors

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>>42095050
People saying "epic" make me nostalgic
"Epic" + Skyrim thread, this thread is giving me positive feels

>>42095084
Shut up. Having a sarcastic tone isn't a privilege of reddit.

Gains beyond measure outlander

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>See that mountain? You can lift it

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Takes a fair bit of strength to carry a 6 lmaopl8 barbell like that. But can you use it?

>>42095587
press it*

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>>42093070

SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
A DECENT THREAD FOR ONCE.

>>42094279
Snow elves weren't always manlet-pit inhabitants. The dwemer Chads made them slaves and forced them to become falmer

>>42095771
I only have the first 20 or so. its on r*ddit now

FUS RO DOM's!!

>>42093106
/SIPBOYS/

>>42094094
Underr8td

>>42093106
i'm done

Woah, woah, woah. Careful with the DNP.

>>42094968
i see this picture all the time and it makes me sad

she's so cute lads why does it have to hurt

Zyzz is smiling at me, powerlifter. Can you say the same?

>>42093280
>no olygagging

C'MON

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>Stop that...shouting...it's scaring the dyels

>>42093106
SIPBOYS STRIKE AGAIN

WHEN WILL THEY BE STOPPED?

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>It's just a scratch!

Whoa, whoa whoa! Watch the weight dropping!

>>42095148
Epic was over by the time of Skyrim.

>>42096654
Epic was at it's peak when Skyrim came out

>>42093136
I've fought manlets more fearsome than you!

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"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to escape the manlet pit, right? Walked right into that lanklet ambush, same as us, and that dyel over there."

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fuckin quality thread right here

>>42093070
op here, holy shit this thread blew the fuck up pls include me in the screencap

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>>42094379

Fucking hell guys, i love you, deep down there you're all fucking nerds.
too bad video games lose their... interested when you grow up.
Skyrim will always have a place in my heart with oblivion as well.

>>42097001
interest*

>>42093118
confirmed nerd wannabe
eks de i'm such a gamer right guys?

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>>42096668
>skyrim came out in 2011
>"epic" was used unironically here in 2007

Where did the time go

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>>42093070

>>42095476
kek

>>42093274
Underrated

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I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous ...

>>42094024
my favorite

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>>42093070

>Stand up. There you go. Your forms improving. Whats your max rep?

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>>42093070

>I'm just an old man with a creatine problem..

Excellent thread

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>stop! you violated the squat rack! pay the gym a fine or serve your reps.
>your stolen gains are now forfeit.

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Dear brother, I do not spread broscience. I create it.

>>42097113
>2007 was ten years ago
shiiiittttttt

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>Okay, look. If I'm caught anything bad about the gym or its customers I'm a dead man
>I'm the fourth person to work the front desk in the last year. The last three are in the bottom of the manlet pits
>Just take my advice and cancel your membership as soon as possible

>>42093070
Very good thread bump

>>42099038
Kek

>>42099024
There was something magical about that game. How have they fucked up so bad?

What is better, to be born a Chad or overcome your autism through great effort?

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>>42093070
> Disrespect your form and you disrespect me.

>>42096305
Feel ya

>>42093106

S I P B O Y S
I
P
B
O
Y
S

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Never done an honest day's lift for all that mass you're carrying, eh lad?

>>42096305
Her name is Alina Rin, check out her insta

>>42095771
>screencap
y tho

>>42097001
>le ebin grow up may may

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>>42099338
>by the end of this year, "90's kids" will no longer exist

>>42100661
Actually, I'm in talks with the cult of Moloch to preserve my youth with the blood of young goyim.

The Wheybeards... masters of the way of SS + GOMAD.

>>42100505
underrated

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A SKINNYFAT IS NEAR

>>42100177
At the time, Morrowind focused on content, freeform RPG elements, and a hand-crafted, instead of auto-generated, world, down to the last detail (aside from a few random dungeons or sidequests). You can see that human touch in the way every little one-off hovel has uniquely-written NPCs and decorated houses. However, to achieve this, Bethesda had to strike a balance. Graphics, UI, and combat controls suffered, and were found lacking in comparison to other games released at the same time. One could tell it was made for people who play video games, as it was not easily digestible to new or inexperienced players.

However, by the time of Oblivion, the focus shifted. Now, the main focus is graphics, visuals, combat (or at least combat animations), directed action elements (hand-holding quests that showcase the few and brief hand-crafted world elements and heavily suggest if not enforce combat to complete the quest), voice acting, and a return to automatic random generation of the world/quests/dungeons. These flashier elements are more likely to drum up sales. But as was the case with Morrowind, and with most every video game, the balance has to be struck: RPG elements, character building (now every character you play can literally be the best at - and experience - everything by high-level, eliminating the opportunity to create new characters for alternate playthroughs), hand-crafted content, and just quantity of content in general have been suffering more and more with each entry. With the removal of RPG elements, numbers, customization options, choices, and varied, elaborate dialogue trees (full voice acting means less dialogue and simpler writing unless those actors are getting paid huge sums and do years of recording), the series is very clearly gearing more towards new and inexperienced casual players, who are/were a larger demographic and source of income from first-day sales.

>>42093070
Favor a barbell, do ya? Good choice for pushing or pulling.

I've been squatting and deadlifting in these parts for years. It's not like my hoarding is hurting anyone, the Jarl can hardly squat every pl8 now can he?

Looking for work? Find a bar and bring me all the pl8s you can load.

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I offer you my gains. Take it, and you will walk as a lion among sheep. Men will tremble at your approach, and you will never fear cutting again.

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>>42096705
"You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these Manlets the Empire wants."

>>42093351
best one

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"Each Lift is preceded by the Routine. But without the lifter, there is no Lift."

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You want me to be your spotter? I thought you'd never ask... But first, I want to see who I'm dealing with. Show Uncle Crassius what you have to offer. That's right, don't be shy.

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Look at him! General Piano. And it looks like the fake natties are with him. Damn juicers, I bet they had something to do with this.

I can't believe we let manlets like you roam skyrim

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>>42096565
>My mind's playing tricks on me

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Do you go to the weights district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven't

>>42100505
Beautiful

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got something im supposed to deliver, your hands only

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>>42102314

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These plates and bars are cold, but Pajeet feels warmness from your presence.

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>>42093070
*sighs* I am sworn to carry your gymbag

>>42093136

hahahahahahahahaha

>>42093351

god-tier

>>42095380
ctrl f "measure"

this line is burned into my brain, I haven't played more than 2hrs of Skyrim.

>>42094137
Kek

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"You've got a real bounce to your rep, I bet you're quite the crossfiter."

Shit I want to play it now. And that means spending more time modifying this crap than playing.

>>42102593
and then deleting half of the mods until the game works again

>>42102611
It's worse then bulking and cutting.

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>>42102085
my fucking sides

>>42093140
*the nerds

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>>42094169

Fuck... that one got me

>>42103134
Saved

>>42094412
Kekked

>>42094024
NOT ENOUGH KEKS

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NO! I'm not a manlet! You can't do this!

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Im not a chad, but neither am i a beta. If chad stormcloak wants to challenge my rule in the squat rack, then let him.

>>42094536
It's a decent game if you never initiate the main quest by telling the Jarl of Whiterun about the dragon attack. However whichever DLC that added vampire attacks makes it really shit again.

>>42103631
But then comes the Solstheim DLC and it's awesome again.

>>42103673
>Solstheim
for serious?

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Right babe?

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>>42103536
Anyone else feel like doing cardio?

>>42103726
>Pianaborn
>Master of the way of the synth

>>42103745
"Another crossfitter? Gods really have abandoned your people. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to Snap city."

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>>42103726

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Let us train you Anonborn
In the way of the squat

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>>42093070
>I've dealt with your kind before

>>42093070
You're like me, eh? Don't fancy those clunky two-handed barbells.

>>42094564
Same thing. The only difference is that that one snow elf you meet in Dawnguard prefers it if you called the savages Falmer and him Snow Elf.

>>42093262
>>42093215
>>42093136
>>42093106
>>42094045
>>42094350
>>42099335
kek

>>42102359
KEK

>>42094083
*hnng*
*brehs*

>>42103907
not green enough

>>42104499
I can't into photoshop

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I like what I see!

>I dont think so.

I saw some manlets by the racks the other day. I steered clear of them.

>I can't stand the sight of those creatures! I hear the high-test train them!

Goodbye!

>STOP TALKING!

>>42105368
Teehee

>>42093922
highly underrated

>>42093070
I used to be natty like you, then I took a needle to the butt

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>>42094585
Massively underrated