Ahhh, the first /sip/ of the day.

>>42092357
fuck off

remember to report and sage advertising threads

Dont do it bros ull fuck your teeth up

>tfw only red and white sips in your country

>>42092400
You haven't been given the chance to try nigger purple sip? Sheeeits good.

>>42092387
How ? there is no sugar in it.

>>42092591
artificial sweeteners are as bad for teeth as regular sugar

>>42092658
Are you a medical doctor?

>>42092658
B R U S H I N G
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>>42092591
acid

>>42092658
[citation needed]

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M A S T E R || S I P P Y S
reporting in

>>42092357
I had this for the first time the other day.

Tasted like shitty lemonade. All of you are getting cucked out of your money

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>>42092903
Blasphsipper
That first sip is dangerously tasty and
Y O U
K N O W
I T

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Brehs...

Anybody have the one from star wars

>muh viral marketing
Leave monster we don't want you here

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/fancy sips/

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>>42092382
Pic extremely related

>>42092977
Bro I am literally drooling

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>42092658
Just use a straw

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>>42092658
Weak b8

>>42092974

No no it's ok, they do it ironically for free so it's not marketing.

>>42092974
>>42092382

Are you implying that an ingenious company such as Monster® would be stupid enough to try to shill on a degenerate sub-culture website such as 4chan? Do you seriously think almost any major company would want their name associated with us assclowns?

>Message sent from iMonster® email

>>42093080

>They do it for free as a meme
>It's not even a good or amusing meme in anyway

That's much worse.

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>>42093102
>never had a sip

You have Squidtism.

>>42093125

When you abstain for a while all soda tastes like shit. Soda is for kids anyway, the kids of shitty parents.

>>42093167
*sips fedora*

>>42092828

WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET THIS FLAVOR IN ONTARIO?

>>42093004

go back to /pol/

>>42093278
he was making fun of the other nay-sayers bruh

>>42093253

Meme all you want soda is for lower class plebs.

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>>42093278

>>42092977
Damn, that looks fucking class m8.

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i'm literally sipping on this RIGHT NOW

truly the patricians choice

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>>42092977
>my face when I did this exact same thing the other day except I mixed my sip with vodka

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>tfw the first dip of the day

>>42094614

Those aren't sips, those are gulps newfag.

>>42094793

shut up faggot

More sip pics!

Do braphogs sync well with the sips lifestyle?

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>>42094842
Sure thing, man.

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Anyone watched the /sip/ review? It's a very informative video
https://youtu.be/bsMJe8Niv9w

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>sips

M U T A N T

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>>42094842

>>42093080
Well it worked bc i didnt start drinking monster until i came on /fit/

>>42092357

Dear Coca Cola's Monster Division PR Team:

If you make your "sips" without aspertane, sucralose, or high fructose corn syrup, I will be much more willing to buy them.

Sincerely,
The market you're trying to reach.

>>42092357
At the doc

They take heart beat/blood pressure

They get nervous about my heart

Want to wait 15 min and check again

>Had sips in the morning
They take it again, pressure drops and they want to hear my heart

>Keep using caffeine guys...

>>42096064

Mutant is god-tier. I'm trying to cut back on soda, but if Mutant existed when I was in high school/college I'd have been addicted to that shit.

>>42096064
>zero sugar
Is this new? Wtf?

>>42096111
A multibillon-dollar global corporation is shilling on exactly two boards on 4chan. OK kid.

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>>42092658
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23631998

Man all that taurine and caffeine could be bad for your heart. If you need energy for an activity just eat some food then you get energy and nutrition.

On an side note, the 'mental health' community is crazy in first world countries, people have no right to tell people what behaviour is 'normal'.

>>42096662
It's been proven that /sip/s help your cardiovascular system.

>>42092357
Enjoy your aspartme and sucralose induced cancer

>>42096890
>source needed

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>>42096890

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>>42094614
>tfw can't find the Punched Pure Zeros anywhere anymore

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/pol/ manlets gettin' mad cause they ain't alpha as fuck sipbois.

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>>42097583

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>>42094842

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>>42092413
I like Rockstar Watermelon, it's the perfect pre-workout for lifting TVs and speakers or if you're into cardio there's no better aftertaste when you're fleeing law enforcement on foot.

>>42092357
kill yourself

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Checking in with better sips

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>>42099421
>no aesthetic as fuck can

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>>42099308
(You)

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Them Costco sips

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>>42100005
*sips behind you*

>>42100158

>*sips behind you*

kek'd

>>42092357
Why a sip? Why not a full sized drink?

>>42100005
Never sipped before, but seeing my favorite edgehog makes me want to inject it into my bloodstream.

>>42100035
Nice nigger. Need to get myself some.

>>42096527
>A multibillon-dollar global corporation is shilling on exactly two boards on 4chan. OK kid.

there are at least 3 more posts like this here at this moment that I've seen

you guys are really going all out, textbook tactics

>>42095735
haha he fucking shits on it