>his brain runs on glucose and not ketones

>he needs validation from 4chan

>>42084043
>his brain runs
>not devoting all your energy to the pump

>he thinks lifting will make me like him

>he doesn't even do crossfit

>he thinks that a more costly and less sustainable method of fuel is somehow better

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>he thinks music makes him lift more

>he bumps his own thread

>he doesn't eat contact lenses for protein
>he doesn't drink acetone for Ketone™ Energy
>he doesn't do nopoo and nopee

>he can't have carbs
>perma insulin resistance

ketones give you shit breath, good luck getting laid

>>42084043
My brain is fueled by chubby Asian girls and the refusal to accept that my current life is 100% the result of my poor decision making. the fuck are you on about?

>>42084103
>he doesn't want to fuck up his joints

>>42084426
I actually heartilly laughed at nopee and nopee.

Im on my first hour so far. What magic powers can i expect?

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>>42084043
>his body is in ketoacidosis and not in proper homeostasis

>>42084831
bait

>>42084043
Your body is not meant to run on ketones, and we really have no idea how it might fuck up your brain in the long term. Could be fine, or it could be like trying to run your motorcycle on cooking oil.

>>42084043
>He thinks the brain runs on anything other than glucose

Your brain literally only consumes glucose. When you eat a keto diet your body converts ketones into sugars for your brain. This is also why people report reduced intelligence on a keto diet.

>>42086317
>reduced intelligence
lol no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dan8qtgQRi8

>>42086317

Neurones can generate ATP using Ketone bodies, see Diabetic Ketoacidosis.

Unfortunately Ketone bodies tend to ruin body acid base balance.