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Hello guys, I think I met one of you last week. Will share the tale through greentext.
>be me, early 30s, work in healthcare, have a gf for about 7 years who is also in healthcare
>never been fat, never work out, just eat healthy and play tennis amateur level
>during last year put up a few kgs because stress from masters degree thesis
>agree to start going to gym with gf, we both wanna stay in shape and we go together
>start going casually about two months ago
>be last week
>be doing random arm exercise, don’t even know the proper names of most of them
>gf is doing some pilates or yoga weird poses and leg stuff close by
>random dude appears and approaches gf
>he’s a small (1,60mts tops), thin, weird looking guy
>weirdest thing is his arms look strong, legs look like sushi sticks, hair looks like he hasn’t seen a decent haircut in his life, full “sport brand” gear
>says “Hey, ‘gf name’ long time no see, been coming here for a while?”
>gf: “H-Hey! Hi. Yeah, long time. No, I don’t workout often, I mean, I did a while ago, but now we’re just starting here with anon. ‘dude’ this is my boyfriend, anon.”
>dude: “Oh. Hello anon. My name is ‘dude’. Struggling much with those?”
>me: “Nah man. Where do you two know each other?”
>gf: *awkward silence*
>dude: “Mmm. We go back, school days back.”
>gf: “Oh yeah. He was ‘random girl’s’ best friend back then”
>me: “Oh, cool.” Haven’t heard about either him or her in my life.
>dude: “Yeah, long time ago though. Have you been coming here often? I do, I was out of the game for a while because of an injury, nothing serious though, healed pretty good and now I’m just taking up training again. Taking it slow though.” tries to show off arm muscles
>gf: “Mmm… no… I already told you we’re just starting here. Good to hear that you’re fine now. I’ll get back to my thing. Good to see you here.”
>we awkwardly part ways and he goes on to lifting
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>>42083211
>he tries to stay relatively nearby us, and while he’s doing his stuff he emits awful grunting sounds
>he’s constantly looking our way, and doing heavy grunting lifting
>gf tells me she wants to do a few planks and then go to the threadmill, end early
>we go to the threadmill and don’t see dude again
>at the end when getting ready to go home gf says: “anon, I’m sorry about that”
>me: “what about?”
>gf: “that was really awkward, that guy. I didn’t even recognize him at first, first half of the conversation I really thought he was some kind of weirdo, then it came back to me”
>me: “yeah, he was kind of weird”
>gf: “back in school he was kind of weird, now he was just creepy and… I don’t know… I think he may have some kind of schizophrenia or autism”
>me: “nah, he’s ok, he must have some kind of issues”
>we go back home, cook lunch, eat, have sex, take a nap, then have a nice evening with friends
Nice meeting you man, hope to see you around the gym again
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This isn't remotely interesting enough to read more than 3 lines.
Try again some other day.
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wasted my time reading this
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>>42083854
Butt hurt faggot it was you wasnt it
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>>42083211
>>42083219
She used to fuck him and is not gonna cheat on you with him
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all 3 of you sound insecure, also boring.
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>>42083211
>>42083219
Even if he was being weird/autistic why would she have a problem with just being polite to the guy?
It could have dissipated the entire 'situation' and not left the 'dude' feeling like shit.
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>>42083211
>weirdest thing is his arms look strong, legs look like sushi sticks,
Definitely not a /fit/izen.
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>>42083211
>I'm insecure about some guy who nailed my girl in the past, so I will cope by tricking myself into believing I'm calling him out albeit in the most passive way possible
The post.
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>>42083211
2/10 , try harder
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There's a greater chance he posts here than him having fucked her in the past.
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Send this thread back to the threadmill
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>>42083211
>>42083219
>things that never happened
or
>he used to fuck your girlfriend
or
>you people are insecure and rude to some poor fuck who was just being friendly
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>>42083211
>dude: “Oh. Hello anon. My name is ‘dude’. Struggling much with those?”
Fucking manlets.
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>>42084597
If there was a chance he posted here you wouldn't have written this up you little bitch.
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>big arms
>Small legs
He's never been here in his life. Fuck off with your blog
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>>42083211
Don't greentext if you can't
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