humor?

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>>42079848
Sure.

if I wanted humour i'd ask for your one rep max

>>42079914
fucking hell

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>>42079914
>come find me when you wake up

>>42079975
Don't forget the part where OP wastes a year lifting with the exact same volume to failure with minimal gains because /fit/ said to lower volume when reaching intermediate,

>>42080070
Best one yet

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>>42079874

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>fit folder unorganized
>no clue what im posting

>>42079906
lmao

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>>42080070
good one

>>42080070
LMAO LOST

>>42080070

My ants lol'd hard

>>42080070
kek didnt even notice.

Its a pic of a conversation on a tinderlike app.

Asain girl named Miran.

The guy ask "u mirin"
Miran replies "Im miran"

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>>42079906
Genuine dumbass social retard question here. When dudebros are making comments like
>woah looks like anons on juice now
does it mean that they want to talk to anon, or are they really just making fun of him?

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>>42080706
i have no clue

>>42080706
The first thing to know is, is he alone or not?
If he's alone it's probably just banter, he wants to mire but doesn't want to look homo so he says something like this.
If he's not alone, it's a preventive mesure, he can't admit that he and his boys are small, training like retards and not making gains, it's that everyone bigger than them is on roids.

>>42079912
filename, gif, keked so hard thanks anon

>>42080128
legit made me angry

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>>42079975
I feel like this needs something more to it. More text. Not like /sci/'s but something extra.

Pic unrelated to thread

>>42080466
>'people'

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Here's some OC.

>Be a recovering fat fuck.
Pic related.
>Go to gym at midnight to avoid people.
>Middle of OHP set.
>Song changes on play list.
>It's "Not for want of trying" by Maybeshewill.
>It has the "Get Mad" speech from Network mixed in.
https://youtu.be/V63WPVLiOH8
>Start shouting along with the song.
"I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE".
>Look to my right.
>Qt3.14 is staring at me like a deer in the headlights, like someone who knows they're about to die.
>Immediately shut up and continue with my set.
>She's still looking at me.
>Pretend my workout is finished and leave.
>Drive 10km to the nearest gym in the chain I go to and continue my workout.

>>42080706
It means they're the overly snarky but good looking dudebro antagonist in a late 90s/early 00s high school romcom who will compete with the skelly protagonist over a russian supermodel-esque woman

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>>42081445
This is just pathetic.

>>42080128
This shit should be illegal

>>42081805
I know, man, I think I'll have to start going earlier/later to avoid seeing her.

>>42080923
>did you fall when the timer was counting
lost it

>>42081828
Man up and stop giving a fuck. She wants to fuck. Women love a man who scares the living shit outta them.

>>42081995
I'm married.

Plus, she's definitely not attracted to me, see my picture - my face is even worse, I have nigger lips and patchy facial hair.

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I've got a bunch of these, but the captcha is questioning my humanity.

It doesn't understand that I'm leaving it behind.

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>>42082055
Every time this one cracks me up

>>42079975
>she wants to fuck
I miss that one

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>>42082055

>>42082278

context?

>>42082080
That one never gets old.

>>42082046
hey was truely a god amongst men

>>42081995

Maybe it's the kind of girl I like but this is not true at all

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>>42083163

this one gets me everytime

>>42083205
There's a difference between scaring them and creeping them out.

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>>42083163

>>42080588
thanks ant anon

>>42081445
literally what the fuck were you thinking with that faggot-ass outfit

>>42083629
>Grab clothes out of drawer.
>Put on body.
>Are they comfy and appropriate for the task being performed?
>Work out.

If you're more worried about your outfit than your work out then you don't deserve to make it.

>>42082070
Well where's the rest of this epic?

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>>42083736

I found it

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>>42082059
Lost hard

>>42083881
>(the enemy is Seth Macfarlane)
Kek

>>42080166
>>try to walk around her but she is very wide
jesus

>>42079897
kek.

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>>42084813
Fuck

>>42079914
lHAHAHA,fucking fit strikes again.

>>42082030
Why are the majority of you people on this site retards?

>>42082088
wtf?

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>>42082059
this one made me kek the hardest.

>>42082105
HAHAHAHAHAHA, holy cow.

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>>42080357

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>>42082172
>all of these

>>42079874
What an og joke(not really >>42079878)

>>42079914
lmao

>>42082105
This hit me in the feels wtf

>>42085808
not humour. it's kike shit. typical fake rehashed KIKE shit. god damn kikes

>>42085457
It's a meme you dip

>>42085817
You are one salty motherfucker

>>42085871
nice /v/ meme, invented by a JEW, you sick rape RAT KIKE

>>42085882
lol
good goy

>>42085808

How's this even worth a screen cap? My sense of humour must be so off if this is funny.

>>42082080
NECK THEORY STRIKES AGAIN

>>42080166
As a LEO, stories like this just make me remember how much paperwork has to be filled out for dumb shit like this.

>>42086039
I just now noticed the erection

>>42086113
fake

>>42079848
feels good to be in a screencap for once

>>42086127
this was actually from /g/

>>42083658
Leggings under shorts are faggy, I don't care what anyone says. If you want to wear leggings, wear leggings. Don't pussy out and half-ass that shit

>>42086039
Bad form.

>>42086190
Leggings are basically underwear though. Their main function is keeping you legs warm or keeping skin contact to a minimum in combat sports like BJJ.

Is it faggy to wear shorts over compression shorts too?

>>42082121
Heyy, the >HOW many scoops
was me

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>>42086151
oops, wrong board

>>42080070
Kek saved. Thanks my friend

>>42086190
It's underwear mate.

It wouldn't of improved the situation at all if my cock was fully visible.

>>42082055
I laughed so hard while imagining this that I started crying

>>42086800
fucking ouch

>>42081445
B-barry?

>>42080128
I get mad every time
Fun is over

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>>42083163

oh my shitting christ

>>42086800
Poor guy the roastie didn't accept his offering. Who cares

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>>42087692
>>42087726
>>42087730
>>42087942
go back to >>>/vg/utg you god damn (((JEW))) (((KIKE))) (((fag))) (((millennial)))

>>42080120
Holy shit (pun intended)

>>42087746
IM CRYING.

>>42079864
fucking kek this brings back memories. If a /fit/izen thinks theyre retarded, they should see a typical /misc/er.

>>42081828
Lol why not just laughbl it off, I guarantee if you started laughing at yourself when you saw her she would laugh too and that's +2 pussy points

>>42079906
Gave me a good laugh

>>42079897
Haven't seen this in awhile, laff every time.

>>42087041
had to google a manatee but had a great laugh afterwards

>>42079975
>everybody walks the dinosaur
damn nigga, i've been here a while...

>>42083477
You know you've made it when you get more turned on by your own body than your gfs.

>>42084813

What the fuck weight is that?

Arent green bumpers 10 lbs? jesus christ

>>42082046
Funny but kinda depressing. Don't get me wrong, I know plenty of women are like this but I wouldn't want to lower myself to the same level. Besides, I'm getting fitter and happier and I don't feel the need to belittle other fuckers to try and raise my own ego. I think I'd be disappointed in myself if I did.

>>42082046
Not a day goes by that I don't miss Zyzz.

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>>42087164

>>42080120
pretty sure that's bullshit, toilets physics mean the water or in this case shit can't get past a certain point, it can only fill up or overflow once it gets flushed so unless he went from toilet to toilet flushing mid shit it wouldn't happen

>>42089724
That is because you are a lonely faggot who needs to get out of the house more.

>>42079874
ahahahaah, somebody should screencap this

>>42089724
How can anyone mire this lank who turned himself into a pajeet?

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>>42088607
then try comparing misc with the autistic basement-dwellers of fitmisc.

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>>42082020
>married
>other females not attracted to you
>beta enough to change gyms

Enjoy your passionless marriage at best
enjoy being a cuck at worst

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>>42082172

>>42089507
Green=10kg (not lbs)
Yellow=15
Blue=20
Red=25

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>>42093555

>>42086800
>>42087668
I think she just walked away in shame because he treated her with dignity while she had a bad attitude towards him.

>>42081445
Thanks for reminding me to listen to Maybeshewill

>>42093555
i really hope this is real

no homo, it's just really sweet

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>>42080166
this tbch

>>42080706
>people giving you the oportunity to shittalk
>not taking it

>>42084813
At least he has a belt cx

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guess ill dump some classics

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greatest post in /fit/ history

>>42082046
the man himself

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>>42094664

>>42094765
havent been on /fit/ in years, this is great

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>>42080923

>>42089886
depends on the toilet, there are some layouts where the drain is more ot the front and the shit just stacks up until flushed

>>42079861
Luke Farmerwalker would have been nice

>>42079953
Kek

>>42094901
I stared at that picture longer than I should

>>42082055
i call bullshit. Datura isnt like that

>>42093555
all god damn fag kikes should be killed

>>42095236
why tho

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>>42083163

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>this is female powerlifting

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWKrkIgFW85/

>>42079906
i'm smiling

>>42095393
this happend to the guy next to you.
what do ?

>>42080070
Kekd

>>42095324
ayy lmao, what are those, 10kg and 2,5kg plates?

>>42095324
she's weak as fuck for female standarts, also ugly shitty form + instagram attention whore

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>>42083163

>>42084813
>its ok guys im wearin a bower belt

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>>42093555
>>42093658
>>42093893
>>42095236
>>42095242
I have another version of it if you want to save that.

>>42096536
ALL god damn fag kikes should be KILLED

anyone got the bane halloween costume one?

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>>42094465

There's a classic, ain't seen this in years. Gonna use this on the next girl I date.

>>42082172
It was funny until i realized that i am also capable of doing something this stupid.

>>42096682
no u

>>42097623
t. ((()))

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>>42082046
rip zyzz

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sport body

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>>42094555
Trips were not supposed to make me feel.

>>42097627
> I hate gays"
>posts a butthole
I'm getting mixed messages, sweetie

>>42085246
It's clearly a joke

>>42097397
soo... never?

>>42082172
Nice, roasties btfo.

>>42095416
Im literally eating white cheese with 90 kcal and 19 g protein per 100g. It's even more god tier. I can eat 4 packs (1kg) and I have 190 protein, 35 g carbs and only 900 kcal. So a diet like that isn't impossible.

>>42101000
>Im literally eating white cheese
Smh why aint nobody ever eat black cheese, fuckin racist, got damn

>>42087746
That's an old pasta + Google translate

>>42082159
nipplelet

>>42089191
I remember this

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>>42101720
i need to try this. I have a shirt with this pic printed in large. Dont ask why

>>42082105
i just felt bad reading that anon.

>>42082088

What is the order of that scrambled mess? Fucking retards who can't properly order a screenshot.

>>42098932
I don't know about that. Do you actually read some of the posts on here?

>>42102205
I'm not asking why but I'm asking where did you get a shirt like that? [spoiler] I want one[/spoiler]

>>42079848
Man I feel bad about this dude like he has a condition that not matter what he takes won't go away and the only option he has is surgery and seeing the severity of it, it's going to be one heck of a surgery. I can only imagine how sad it would be to have gyno of that level and there is nothing you can do to stop it and then people laugh at you.....shits harsh.

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>>42079848
I got this off here at some point

>>42079864
kek

>>42080070
hahaha saved my dude

>>42095324
would smash tho

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>>42082080
Lul

>>42080968

>>42083163

lmao

>>42086800

lmao I made that gif

>>42079874
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic skellington frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "one rep max" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a useless skellington you need help typing so as not to break your fingers, so you just choose the joke. Oh, and we all know the joke. The “epic” one rep max, isn’t it? I imagine you, you little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you knock your Monster can over, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a frail fucking manlet, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a half-grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking one rep max. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a bodybuilder or a powerlifter or at least play a sport, and then you became a DYEL. A pathetic one-rep DYEL. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “IF I WANTED A JOKE”. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little manlet laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>42086127
assception

>>42093555
What the actual fucking fuck. Is this rape or romance? Is anon in love or just stockholm syndrome? And what kind of creep ass gym allows that shit in the locker rooms.
Uck I need a shower after reading.

>>42109373
tis a false story anon

>>42109373
>Uck I need a shower after reading.
We all know what you're about to do, anon

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>>42108033
gj, it's one of my faves

>>42079864
fucking kek

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>>42094765
topkek anon

>>42094060
What's a good shittalk response to that?

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>>42108033
checked and saved

>>42079848
O-one rep max

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>>42080968

>>42110416
Just act with some bravado. Comment on their "baby weight lifting" or something.

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my ps skilz

>>42080706
KEK

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Does anyone have that comic cover where the two women are talking about the man only interested in lifting weights?

>>42080968
topkek

>>42079864
Third post best post. My sides

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>>42111149

>>42111177
rip in cooking oil boogie
thank you for the assistance

>>42111149

RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42080923
I remember this thread. When mong would teach us the ways of the deadlift, when isley was neber learning.

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>>42099938

at this rate, possibly

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>>42111184
np, have the last edit i have

>>42111149
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

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>>42108033
You must have been on /fit/ a long time. I think I saved that image about five years ago.

Thanks bro

>>42082080
Thought it was a shop, turned out to be a tragic case of scoliosis.

>>42109860
Women ruin everything, as per usual

>>42111149
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

>>42080070
mirin this post

>>42082055
>I have no brother
EVERY time

>>42111149
rattle rattle eat more cattle

>>42112469
Thanks for the (You), kike-kun!

>>42079912
>small smile
Reads file name
>toppest of Keks

>>42080706
If someone said that to me, I wouldn't think they wanted to talk, I'd just laugh it off like it was a funny comment. I assume if they wanted to talk they would say something after that, but I'm an autist so idk.

>>42112469
Trying too hard with the false flags

>>42085353
>>42103550
It's a collage of /fit/ posts that have nothing to do with fitness, not one coherent thread

>>42113037
What is this /utg/ you keep referencing? Scratch that, I really don't care.

>>42080070
lmfao

>>42094465
>not including the reference to the Windows closing sound

>>42079914
kek

>>42079914
>i really like that gym
kek

>>42112692
Ooh another one, thanks!

Has anyone got the ideal charts with all dogs and there was another one about a girl in a burka etc, I didn't save them

>>42111149
RATTLE RATTLE suck my balls

>>42079953
Women are annoying the way they type and try to imitate men

>>42079864
9/10

>>42113528
t. annoying woman

>>42113675
I know you are but what am I?

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>>42113618
you got me, brother, got me good

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>>42112453
She looks great, m8

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>>42079953

>>42093730
She didn't even see it

>>42110416
>don't worry, you'll get there someday
maybe follow it up by calling them lil' buddy

>>42111149

Rattle rattle eat more cattle!

>>42110416
snicker and reply "I wish"

>>42111424
nice

>>42109012
Not that guy you are bitching at but, shut the fuck up you useless little faggot

>>42110939
As a shortsighted I find this extremely funny.

>>42109012
lovely pasta

>>42111149
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

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But anon you do the good stuff

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>>42079912
>autobotsrollout.gif

>>42114204
This can't be fuckin real

Why even lift?

>>42115975
They are virtual Women, the kind you find on Facebook, not at the Club.

>>42111149
Rattle rattle eat more cattle

>>42104719
you need to go back
>>>reddit