Fitness Cringe

>>42072969
your one rep max

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>bikes past you
heh, nothin personnel kid

>>42073282
I'm mirin those hamstrings

>Twenty seventeen
>Not doing triathlons

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>>42072969
Are you up with the hottest new trend?

>>42072969
>goes to the gym
>thinks he strong
>thinks hes all big and bad
>can't bike solo 100 miles in 5 hours
>can't even bike 50 miles without falling apart
>"Aw, that's fucking GAY anyway, IDGAF, LOL!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fKof31u-2o

Made me realise that Monthy Python was just british national geographic.

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>>42072969
>this triggers the /pol/tard
Who here /swoleleft/?

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>>42073971
>solo 100 miles in 5 hrs

Is that even possible?

>>42074055
LOL I do that every other Saturday. Are you saying you can't do it? LOL what a weakling!
>gymcels, when will they learn?

>>42073971
shoo shoo spooky skeleton

>>42074323
>walk up behind you
>reach around and slap you in the face
>run away
>you can't catch me because you're out of breath in 10 feet due to NO CARDIO
>I run back your way as you're gasping for air and slap you again, run and sprint away again
>you try in vain to catch me but you're just too slow and have no endurance
>I keep this shit up for hours
>you eventually collapse to the ground in a heap, utterly exhausted
>I pull out a Sharpie marker and draw dicks on your face
>you have no defense at this point due to extreme exhaustion
>I finish my art project, take pics, post them on /fit/, Instagram, Facebook
>everyone points and laughs at you
>you kill yourself out of shame
Don't skip cardio day, boy.

>>42074055

check out styrkeproven in norway.
you have to ride 540km in 24 hours.

fastest time=> 13h:32m ...

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>>42073971
>>42074069
Fuck you are one triggered cyclist.

>>42073934
Looks stupid and nothing I'd ever do, but gotta say it looks like a bretty good core workout, anon.

What's wrong with cycling

>>42074447
>thinks everything he reads on 4chan is SERIOUS BUSINESS
LOL n00b

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>>42074379
>this is what cardio fags believe
nice coping method there m8
and heres something i did

>>42073971
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af0_1298861922

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>>42072969
Cycling is objectively one of the absolute best hobbies ever. It's amazing exercise, you get to see beautiful parts of the country along trails, and it's just so fucking fun. Surely you rode your bike as a kid and liked going downhill right? It's a thousand times better as an adult on a road bike.

The feeling of going 40+mph from the power of your own body and the satisfaction you get from passing fucking automobiles is indescribable. Cycling is for patricians, and the only people who hate on it have never tried it or are fatties who can't.

>>42074503
128 watts, lol yeah be super proud of that

>>42075616
Biking is both gay and oppressive.

>Cycling is for patricians

Fight the Patriciarchy!!

>>42074069
You must live in Tennessee or some other flat as fuck place if you can average 20 mph.

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>>42075688
I think mountain biking is pretty bad ass

>>42075688
It's sad that you thought this was funny even as ironic shitposting

>>42075642
>falling for the estimated watts meme

>>42075642
>for five hours

>>42075695
nah dude it's possible, just hard to get to.

>>42075956
Well good shit then.
There's too much traffic lights I have to stop at where I live in order to get fast times.
I live in a big city and only ride my bike to work.

>>42073934
What the fuck, stand up paddleboarding without the challenge or fun?

Who the fuck pays for this shit

>>42074055
Cyclists are insane man, my uncle does like 70km of hilly shit every morning.

>>42075616
Except you are a huge asshole on the road to cars.

inb4 hehehe diriving car faggot

Not everyone enjoys slowing down traffic and pissing off 100s of people

Cycling will shrink ur balls

>>42074001
...why do those pictures exist..and why do you have them saved

>>42076242
Do you have a better solution of where cyclists should ride?

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>>42074001
>globalist removal intensifies

>>42074055
That's only a 20mph pace century.. Only requires a few months of training max.

>>42074503
what app is this?

>>42076369
Strava

And how much faster can you become on a proper bike? I average like 9 mph on an old shitty city bike but I'm also pretty heavy, 6'2 200 lbs

>>42074484
No, not japan, pls

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>>42076295

>>42076428
Good thing bike lanes exist everywhere, especially outside the cities

Oh wait

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>>42076440

>>42076416
Nah, nips hate niggers.

Slutty nips might fuck niggers, but they're sluts, so they'll fuck anyone.

As an adult, is it worth it to keep biking on my Fuji Crosstown 3.0 from 2003, or to buy a newer street bike?

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>>42076544
sorry I did a bit more looking and its actually a Crosstown 3.0 from 2007

>>42076448
hes trolling, has to be
or showing someone exactly what not to do

>>42076590
you are a little bit too optimistic about the human race anon....

>>42076000
yeah I gotcha. I used to be really into riding but I only rode it to class for the last few months. I could do 20+ for the whole trip, but that's because it took 7 minutes...averaging it for a while is a lot more work and probably not too hard if you aren't big.

>>42076575
that looks fine. I might look at something without shocks personally.

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>>42075558
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af0_1298861922
>the first comment
>30 minutes of it's free

>>42076288
Alex did a test for some supplement drug and took progress pictures for it

>>42073282
Still better than the truckboys

>>42075980
LOL you're still retarded

>>42075784
It will also work your upperbody more than roadbiking.

>>42075695
TN here it's hilly as all fuck
Do you just say shit ?

>>42075616
Cycling renders men infertile.

>>42075616
>dangerous as fuck
>gives you infertility
>gives you pudendal nerve entrapment

Cyclism would be awesome if it didn't destroy your butt and if car did not exist.

>>42075784
it is the GOAT. join us.

>>42076440

I hate you faggots because you enjoy using the roads during fucking rush hour, in large groups too, and NEVER on any bike path or fucking green way that's for you all. You dingle fucks are 25% of my daily commute/aneurism

>>42074379
nice larp

>>42074484
This must've been taken before that black guy killed that Okinawan girl

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>>42079216
Dat reverse progress

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>>42079231

>>42079231
why is that cringe exactly? tons of people use the leg press. not everyones exercises have to be like yours. i assume the point is that she should be doing squats? maybe she does them too? i really dont get it.

>>42076575
Don't tell me your bike has fenders man hahaha are you a child

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>>42079255
>username is fucking willsquatforchocolate
>Squatting in running shoes
>half range of motion
>wearing gloves
>100 bodyweight Squats
No cringe here Nope

can someone post the comic of the guy sitting by his bed at night with the neon light, icing his knee or some shit

>>42074055
I do about 50 miles in 3 hours without ever having trained for it a couple times a year for fun with my parents when i go visit them in the poconos. It's barely difficult unless your doing a climb

>>42073990
If the government didn't take their guns away the British wouldn't have this problem.

>>42075616
>cycling downhill
>exercise

what kind of delusion is this?

>>42074379
Is this dark souls?

>>42076295
Up your own asses preferably

>>42074379
Written like a middle schooler that watches too many Malaysian cartoons.

Whenever I ride a bike my dick falls asleep after 10 minutes.

>>42079255
leg press makes me cringe because of all the snapped up legs i've seen on here

>>42073150
/thread

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>>42074055
This was after 1 year of training, stop lights really screwed things up, along with the 95+F weather.

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>>42079933
>when he can't afford a car
You win the cringe game.

>>42079618
its the reward for going up the hill

>>42079618
>all roads are downhill

what the fuck

>>42079939
I lol'd thank you anon

>>42079255
Becauqe ig whores dont lift, they just post about it bug never progress

>>42078750
Shits expensive tho

>>42079268
this wasnt in the other picture

>>42074379
>slaps someone with concealed carry
>you come back for round two
>clearly charging, clearly attacking
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run better run, out run my gun.

>>42079869
get a better saddle then you spastic. the industry has gotten around this problem you know

>>42080047
thats a fair point, I've been putting my monies into it from a young age so now have some solid bikes and gear, also me, my bro and papa all do it so we can share tools and such so i do sometimes forget the monetary blow it takes to get into it

>>42073282
Wait.. has doesn't have calves at all? wtf

>>42075616
>objectively
>best hobby

I don't think you know what "objectively" means

>>42077026
>Alex took shirtless pictures of his shitty body to shill the snake oil he sells to the retards who visit his site

>>42074503
ha look at this guy more than an hour in rest time.

>>42075616
Cycling is fucking monotonic, also it gives you an imbalance between your quads and your hams. Lastly a strong lower body and weak upper body is what girls should aspire to get, what are you, a girl?

>>42073971
back then in my teen years I would go bike with friends and do 60km or more to tour to the nearby towns as we lived very near of the border. all of it for shits and giggles, not even trying hard.

I laugh my ass off at lifters that are scared of anything cardio.

>>42080393
lmao at this leglet

>>42074503
Stay the fuck off the roads east of newmarket, fucking idiot bikers

someone post that cyclist asshole with the disgustingly huge quads

>>42080250
I have a friend that bikes regularly, so tools prob arent an issue is prob just getting a decent bike. My friend was telling me a decent one goes for like 1k.

>>42076242
if you're in a car and you can't deal with cyclists, get the fuck off the road retard. you can't drive. anger at cyclists is a tell that you fucking suck at driving. you have poor reflexes so little when anything doesn't go "your way" you get mad. you don't own the road. get the fuck off the road shit driver.

>>42073971
>angry cyclist

>>42075616
Maybe if half of you assholes didn't run red lights and stop signs people would tolerate you

>>42076059
>70km
how do you km?
70km would take him like 4 hours at a respect-worthy speed.

>>42078338
You don't sit on your balls when cycling idiot

>>42078338
so....free surgeryless and safe male birth control? you know how many dudes would pay good money for this kinda thing?

>>42075616
Best post

>>42080393
You're aware that you can do more than one type of exercise, right?

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>>42080468
You don't want to get memed and go T-rex mode now do you anon?

>>42080860
70 km at 20 km/h would take 3 hours and 30 minutes and a quick look on Strava tells me that there are people who have done 200 km rides at over 30 km/h average. Doing 70 km would be doable in less than 2 hours if you're fit and an experienced cyclist.

>>42080564
Google track cyclists

>>42080668
in what monies? and yeah the bike is definitely the bigest investment its just getting all the gear to maintain and clean ~£1000 bikes like mine (of which i have three) is expensive but worth it. also just a decent lock should be a big investment. if you pay that much for a bike you should pay well to protect it from scum, i live in a nice area and still think this

>>42080814
as a cyclist who is actually careful on the road i see many idiots on bikes that ruin it for the rest of us tbqhwyf

>>42081277
Unnironically body goals

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>>42081419
ss + gomad
you become a dinosaur

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>>42072969

>>42081409
bad cyclists don't ruin anything for anybody. i'm a driver and a good one. a bad cyclist is trivial to me.

>>42081467
not even once

>>42081467
why would you set the bar at a height that as a trainer you know your trainees won't overcome?

>>42081467
This shit just looks dangerous wtf

>>42075616
i love cycling on my rest days, best cardio and adventure you can do

>>42076448
That hurt to watch