GNC fag here. Ask me anything about supplements

>>42064577
they are all a meme

Every time I went to a GNC or Vitamin Shoppe it was always some skinny loser working there who clearly doesn't lift shit.

It's really annoying when they start talking about what I'm buying, like they have the first clue.

>>42064593
You're a meme
>>42064603
I'm more ottermode, but it all depends on the employees you talk to. The guys I work with know their shit, and our store is one of the best in the region

>>42064625
>I'm more ottermode

Post body so we can all have a good laugh.

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>>42064640

>>42064640
Sorry I took so long I wanted to impress :(

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>>42064697

>>42064764
I lold at that too
But besides that tho how am I doing

>>42064697
GOLEM GET YE GONE
WHERE IS YOUR NECK

>>42064852
IT'S GONE I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WENT

>>42064577
Best pre-workout that's not a meme?

>>42064577
do they encourage you to push the more expensive shit/shit people don't need? They always try to sell me on the more expensive protein powders and creatine.

Also. Are any of the fat burning compounds sold there worth the money?

>>42064868
I've been using the new Beyond Raw stuff. The pump is pretty good, it tastes good too. Most of the people I've sold it to have good things to say about it

>>42064577
What store and region you from faggot.

Also fuck the Goddamn pro access.
I'm so done.

>>42064891
You guys really need to start pushing Bull Dose Rush. Shit is fackin' awesome.

>>42064890
They don't care about the expensive shit, they mostly care about average sale. I try to recommend the things I know work for people. As for fat burners, SST is bretty gud.
>>42064899
I ain't giving my store number away faggot. And yeah, fuck pro access
>>42064914
We don't have it yet :(

Why should I buy from jew/you guys when online is usually cheaper

>>42064921
Homo. Fine what region.

And I hate our rsd. They just push pro and shove it up everyone's ass. Its annoying. I feel like a cun t trying to sell it

>>42064963
Buy your shit online. It makes no difference to me. Where do you get your shit online? I ask because we beat bodybuilding.com's prices by a dollar.

>>42064968
Region 15. Who's your RSD?

>>42064971
Amazon, myprotein, anywhere that has a decent sale going. Last time I went in wanting to get some C4, yall were $12 more expensive than amazon for the smallest one which was like 30 servings
Never went back

>>42064971
That's bs but okay

>>42064997
We do. Show proof of it, and they'll mark it down for you. I do it all the time
>>42064988
Shit man, that sucks. GNC can be jews sometimes.

>>42064982
20 here. And if rather not say lest they find out who I am.

How good is that lit stuff? Is it a meme? Guy gave me a sample yesterday and it's just sitting there still

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>>42064577
Fellow GNC fag here. OP, what is the worst broscience you've ever heard?
>Amerifat walks in my store and proceeds to talk about lifting.
>Tells me when he puts plates on the bar, he faces them inward and it works the triceps....

>>42065026
Shit. Our RSD is pretty cool. And since you're not in my region, I'm in 1494. I hate pitching pro, but we gotta do it.
>>42065065
I really like it. I've gone through two tubs, and it still is pretty good.
>>42065070
I hear broscience all the fuckin time. This old guy says he does 50 reps of bicep curls with 10 pounds. As fast as he can. I had to hold back the luls

I'm a poorfag college student, how do i start hoarding on samples?

>>42065070
Holy shit I had that happen.

Dude came in asking me how much I lift and what my max was lmao3pl8 squat.

He then proceeded to tell me that I'm too young to do heavy weights and that its not necessary.

>>42064577
I too work at GNC, how goes your ProAccess sales?

>>42065095
We usually only give them away as gifts with purchases. Sorry poorfag
>>42065112
I actually do kinda well with pro access. My RSD tells me I'm one of the best in the region.

>>42064577
Do you get paid commission for every person you rip off?

>>42064764
lmfao

>>42064746
i hope you're kidding. desu someone who solely does push ups would have a nicer build then you.

>>42065139
There was his one $30-$40 supp that was like a mix of Vit D and Fish Oil that one of you guys tried to shill to me the other day. Is it worth it? The GNC employee that recommend it said he used it and he looked pretty big. Is it better to just take fish oil and Vit D individually?

>>42065174
Ouch. I try man.
>>42065168
Only the ones that don't do any research lol. I try not to rip people off, but I know the same can't be said about other employees
>>42065212
Bruh just get a multi and a fish oil. You'll get more for your money.

>>42065212
Why buy two products when you can buy just one?

What do you think of optimum nutrition gold standard whey?

>>42064697
>>42065226
Bro you gotta get big, I'm big and 9/10 people take my recommendations, puts selling on easy mode

>>42065250
I haven't tried it. A lot of people come in for it, and tend to enjoy it, but I don't have personal experience with it

>>42065250
Buy Whey Gold from MuscleTech you big bitch, or stop being a bitch and get ANY mass gainer

Is Iodine good for gain?

>>42065285
is good for thyroid health

>>42064577
If I take off your mask, will you die?

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>>42064577
Is there anything I can take other than fucking energy drinks to be more awake/alert?

Been prescribed methylprednisolone when I had a sinus infection before, and that's the only thing that genuinely gave me energy without a crash, since it just forces your bronchial tubes to expand. It dissolves your bones if you abuse it, though. Highly doubt any over-the-counter supplements do the same thing without having weird side-effects.

>>42065789
YerbaMate