How do you know if you're the gym autist?

You know if your phone only has random 4chin memes appearing in your face detection folder for images on your phone.

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>>42063062
if you dont know who the gym autist is then its you

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>>42064246
>tfw I know who is the gym autist is and I know it's me
>tfw not autistic enough to not be self aware
>tfw not normie enough to have any sort of normality in life
>tfw self aware autism is a death sentence.

>has headphones in the entire time and avoids eye contact at all costs
>can be seen checking girls out but has never spoken to one of them
>has been going to the gym regularly for over a year and has never spoken to any of the regulars
>logs his workouts in his phone or note pad
>listens to shitty metal
>squats more than once a week
>wears chuck taylors
>wears super hero shirts
>carries a water bottle
If you do more than two of the things on this list your probably the gym autist

>>42064816
.....shit

>>42063062
Some days I am, some days I'm not.

It really depends if I feel like being around people or not.

>>42064816

>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>yes

welp

if you're asian, short, dyel, too beta to ask when someone's done with their squat rack, does squat/bench/deadlift then leaves, and speak like you haven't spoken in 3 days, you're the gym autist.

>>42064816
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>nope
>yup
>nope
>nope
>yup

only 2, made it boys

if you clean up your plates and dumbbells you're the gym autist

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I know I'm the gym autist

>Never talk to anyone
>Kinda just walk in and do my routines then walk out in minimal time
>Start off in the distance between sets
>Only one who snatchs, power cleans, or diddies. Actually scratch that only one who does regular compound lifts
>Chuck taylors
>Never tips the the receptionist

At least I'm approachable enough to asked to be a spotter or talk about my college

>>42064989
minimalist plan yields minimalist results

>>42064989
I used to wear my chuck taylors everyday to the gym. Don't even bother anymore. If you are deadlifting/squating heavy enough, just lift in socks. Mine were high tops, so they were a bitch to put on.

>>42065012
I spend like an hour and a half in the gym anon, I just like doing my routine till I feel truly fatigued. Also I don't talk to people because most of the people who go to my gym are HS kids or people above 40

>>42063062
>accept that you are the autist
>embrace it
>stare into space the entire time between sets
>channel your focus into pushing yourself as hard as possible

dont fight it, it will only make it more painful

>>42063062
How to know if you are the gym autist:

Question #1:
Do you get the majority of your lifting and nutrition information from /fit/?

*If your answer is yes then you are the gym autist.

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>>42064816

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>>42063062

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>>42064285
Literally me.
>t. genuinely borderline Asperger's, but not autistic enough to get a full diagnosis

>>42065609
how do I avoid this?

>>42065685
Become thicc bearmode so you look at least intimidating in your ugliness.

>>42065685
L to R, T to B:
Train neck and gain bf to hide those hips;
cut hair and get that stupid look off your face;
get that stupid look off your face;
cut hair and get that stupid look off your face;
get that stupid fucking look off your face and go bald;
don't get a disproportionate physique;
don't look at the ground

In short, get that stupid look off your stupid autistic face. At least try to pretend to be a normal peron.

>>42064816
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
fuck me up senpai

>>42064816
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No
Yes

...fuck me...

>>42065609
>All of these would be fixed if they were shaved bald

>>42064816
you forgot
>wears basketball shorts
>sips water in between sets (from a nike bottle)
>spaces out and stares aimlessly into space between sets
>thinks about video/internet in between sets
>hair is a mess since the only thing you do outside is go to the gym and no one will notice it there

>>42064816
>carries a water bottle
who doesn't have water bottle in the gym?

>>42064816
aw shit i use chuck taylors and squat twice a week

>>42064816
no
no
no
on phone
no
twice a week
no
no
no

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>>42066402

>>42066402
>wears basketball shorts
Wait, what? People really wear basketball shorts to the gym?

>>42064816
>yes and no
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>>42066402
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes

Fuck. Can someone honestly answer me if these are memes or not? Do people seriously notice this?

>Never take out my headphones
>Avoid speaking to people
>Say "hi" to everyone who greets me without ever removing headphones pausing music
>Get annoyed when grills try to speak to me
>Pretty much always lift in rage
>Get told that gymsloots flock around me, never noticed
>Be me

>>42063062
I know I'm the gym autist, because I kept note of my first lifts in the first week of gym to find out how fast my recovery is, and whether I need to raise or lower weights/volume to get in two PPLs per week. With a notepad and pen. I also walked over to a set of scales with a bar to see how much it weighed, because it wasn't written on it. On my first push day, I decided to do dumbbell bench instead of barbell because some guy was on the good bb bench, and will probably keep doing it because there's shitloads of normal benches to do db on.

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>too afraid to ask for a spot
>Wont ask someone if theyre using equipment so walk away
>Stare at ground walking past everyone on the way in
>Space out between sets
>Sip water between sets to look normal
>Dont take a shower after cos your afraid of losing your things or a fire alarm

>>42066966
>>42064816
^this is not a meme of you do more than 2 things on that list odds are you are a gym autist who girls refer to as that weird creepy guy who is always by himself and never speaks to anyone

>>42064816
>squats more than once a week
>carries a water bottle

I guess any serious lifter is a gym autist then.

>>42064816
no
yes
no
no
no
yes
no
no
yes

>>42066402
no
no (sip from an evian bottle)
no
no
no

Not as bad as I thought.

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>>42067256
>or a fire alarm

Judging by those photos you are

who in their right mind has the cod incel on their phone? lmfao

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>>42064816
>has been going to the gym regularly for over a year and has never spoken to any of the regulars

they are all quarter repping normies anyways

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>>42067256
delet

>>42064816
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes

7/9, yikes