da fuk chads doing?

Chad is LITERALLY eating PIZZA while YOU spend HOURS working out at the gym.

>lift 24/7
>Chad has to eat pizza 24/7
>Chad still get the girls

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I am weeping. WEEPING with LAUGHTER at you gymcels. YOU track EVERY macro and look like SHIT while CHAD eats PIZZA and fucks YOUR oneitis and DUMPS her the NEXT day

Chad does IIFYM

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>>42061961
DELETE THIS NOW!!!!

>>42061904
That is the ideal male body girls love

Thick but not huge

Not too ripped

That I's the body I want

>>42061996
That guy is fucking huge m8 and you will never get that body

>>42061996
>Thick but not huge
>not huge

WUT?

>>42061904
>>42061911
>>42061933
>>42061953
>>42061961
>>42061992
>implying you can eat like shit and get that body natty

That's his cheat meal/he's just posing for a dumb picture.

Am Chad and have Chad friends.

>>42062070
Dyel.

The dude's got some great proportions, but his chest, traps, and abs are small.

Delts and bis makeup for the nonexistant tris.

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>>42062242
daily reminder this is the sort of person gifting you lifting 'advice'

I can only imagine OP's search history

>buffed dudes holding pizza
>sexy guys eating pizza
>muscle man pizza
>good looking guy posing with pizza

>>42061904
If that guy is Chad, literally anyone can become Chad.
His face is pretty average.

>>42062332
Handsome guys eating pizza.

You lose, fag

>>42061904
>wristlet
>chad
Choose one mate

>>42061904
Chad is running test at the very least and spending hours in the gym to look like that.

Chad is literally fucking pizza while you eat dry chicken

>>42062332
I personally do "male model holding pizza"

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>>42062242
>I'm Chad
k

This CHAD SON OF A BITCH is eating SUPER CHEESY PIZZA and basically YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID

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>>42062242
>Am Chad

Chad's don't call themselves Chad's.

>>42062242
>declare yourself Chad
>analyze another Chad's physique on 4chan
>abstain from eating pizza
never gonna make it

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>>42062762
are you some kind of Chud who can't into foreshortening bro?

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>have Chad physique
>smoke and eat carbs like a pig in front of the DYELs

>>42063622
Why?

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>>42063637
To make them think I am simply genetically superior to them, or cause them to fail. Either way is good.

>>42063677
too much text and i dont understand a thing

>>42063772
Not fat girl and hamplanets go out "camping" and get stalked by a weird animal. Hamplanets get scared.

>>42063622
>got good and lean after my cut
>coworkers mirin and pointing out how great I look
>plan all my cheat meals to land on work lunches
>eat a bag of chips and some reese's pieces of lunch in front of fatty boom booms
>"omg anon I don't know how you do it"
>say "I'm just a lucky guy"
I N F E R N A L
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>>42061904
Legit lost 5 lbs while still eating pizza and also girls approach me. CHAD PIZZA is real.

No one looks that way naturally and without hours in the gym every week.

>>42062242
fat fuck

kill yourself

>>42063677
Just read that entire thing ahaha
Do girls like this even exist in the real world? Like bitchy and manipulative but kind of in a funny way idk if there's even a proper way to describe this
Quite attractive t b h but also she might kill me in my sleep so idk

Also this girl talks like a British girl but rednecks and sheriffs what? ? ? Is she LONDON or not

I want to suck his cock

>>42061961
Is that calum? You have more?nohomo

>>42062762
t. Fatass McLardshit

>>42062762
I now know how the manlets feel
>tfw superior genetics for literally everything except wrists