ITT: /fit/ opens a new gym A crossboard lottery means that /fit/

25kg pl8s but marked as 20kg pl8s to fuck with people

>>42060295
a manlet pit

white bitches with wide hips and thicc hamstrings

manlet pits
lanklet coalmines

a curl rack and a transgender bathroom

A moat for the gym crocodiles

>>42060295
A eugenics program that excludes manlets

>>42060295
he is shopped there right?

>>42060308
antigravity bars that weight nothing

>counting the bar

Some brotein dispencers

Anime wall scrolls

10 curl racks

>>42060340
Put them in the stalls in the bathroom. That way when you take a massive dump after a workout, all your gains won't go to waste

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A wall and a skateboard rack.

State of the art manlet pit

Manlet pit

>>42060321
kek

Giant Poster of Arnold that follows your every move
Also a lobster bar next to the Smith Machines

a gym chapel for preacher curls
with father Coleman as the sermon

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>>42060654

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>>42060340
>>42060369
This

>>42060295
I want a cock and ball cleaning machine

>>42060334
>A eugenics program that executes manlets

ftfy

nothing but smith machines

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>>42061035

soundproof room for people to argue about bread and veganism

>>42060295
/FIT/ GYM

RULES:

>no girls allowed
>no lesbians, transgenders, etc. allowed
>only homo and straight men can go
>no machines
>pictures of half naked men on the walls
>carboard figures of bruce lee, arnie, rippletits and rich piano around the entrance
>plays music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Cpb61R-4U on the speakers, or sometimes anime music
>has a gift store what sells new and used squat plugs

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squat skateboards, not a single rack

Spin bike classes/yoga classes/dancing directly behind the freeweights and platforms for dat qt mirin motivation

Twink alarms that sound when someone is too cute for the gym along with judgement only zones where you can go to talk shit about people who choose to go there and its mandatory for fatties until they get in shape as a right of passage. You can dangle donuts in front of them and shit with fishing poles

On the cieling will be a picture of zyzz stretched across the sky naked, touching scooby passing him his power while scooby looks down upon us as to say "join us" while jeff seid is shown along the sides of the walls imprisoned and curling in hell

>>42060971
simple and beautiful ending making it actually comedic.

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>>42060295

people who don't even 1/2/3/4 are banned

i hate people that don't even lift taking up space and air in my gym doing shitty meme routines. they can come after they've proven they actually lift.

>>42061090
So a guy on SS can't come in if he's a beginner?

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>>42060295
Why shop already big Clarence?

>>42061119
he looks worse nowadays

A couples-only movie theater

>>42061225
I respectfully disagree

>>42061065
what about brap hogs

>>42061100
you should be able to 1/2/3/4 before SS

>>42060295
Rows and rows of white power racks.

Mandatory cookies after every workout

>>42061253
He is smaller and lighter tho. He has lost a few kgs because he could rack the bar in the jerk, his 'ceps were too big

>>42061316
Couldn't*

Building ($400,000)
Squat racks ($40,000)
Weights ($80,000)
Watt bikes ($20,000)
Concept 2 indoor rowers ($4,000)
Jew ovens ($60,000)
Aryan breeding grounds ($10,000, its just an area of sod/grass)
Coffee stand ($10,000)

Gym fairy shrine

>>42061316
>He has lost a few kgs because he couldn't rack the bar in the jerk, his 'ceps were too big
fucking hell mate

>multiple gym jesters
>dumbbell dispenser takes credit cards

>>42060335
No just YouTube clarence0

>>42061355
i know who he is, but he seems shopped and indeed he is

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>sign that says "no girls allowed"
>gym is named Guy Heaven
Otherwise normal gym stuff.

>>42061323
Unironically the most based gym concept I've ever seen

Deine Vorväter blicken auf dich mit Stolz

>>42061375
Guy Heaven (with small "no homo tho") underneath

frank lookin big

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>>42060976
>>42060976
>not having a trap clean your cock and balls
What are you, a fag?

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>>42060319
>bitches

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>pic related
>weights

>>42060295
cubicles in which power racks are placed so the /fit/ autists don't have to see and talk to each other.

>>42061225

All about goals yo. Smaller due to racking the bar, like others have said. I'm sure he doesn't give two fucks how he looks as long as he can get his oly lifts.

>>42060295
Fill it with squat racks.