>Bring girlfriend to workout >Gym Baron declares primae nocti

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>back day
>trying to deadlift
>can't focus because some bitch keeps standing near me talking on the phone
>she never works out but she's always here any time I'm trying to lift
>the 4 year old boy that's always with her won't stop running around
>bumps into me as I'm hitting my last reps on a set
>causes me to get thrown off balance and weight keeps crashing down
>turn around and yell at her to get her little shit out of here
>gives me a scowl and grabs her son and whisks him away from me
>go back to lifting
>next day
>trying to get into my squat mindset while I warm up when the same woman from yesterday comes up to me trying to talk
>keeps giving me advice on stretching or yoga some shit
>tells me I'm focusing too much on weights, I'm not flexible at all, maybe do some splits, etc
>all while holding her mongrel child whose bawling his eyes out
>tell her I don't care and she can piss off and take her brat of a son too
>she tears up a bit, then just grabs her bag and kid and leaves
>finally I can lift in peace
>haven't seen her in a week
Homegym masterrace

>in gym cafeteria
>swipe my ID multiple times to get more food
>hostess catches me
>put on probation
>only get LMAO1PL8 for lunch
I'm so hungry

>>42056480
10/10 post.

>>42056480
>throws out his wife and her mulatto son

Lifting is truly uncuckening.

#MAGA

>>42056480
10/10

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>>42058056
>10/10ing a repost

>>42056407
>someone put petrol in the gym fountain
>aboriginals invade and refuse to leave the gym now

>>42058098
>lurking this much

>>42056407
>nocti

You are officially a pleb

>lifting on a full moon
>gravitational force of the moon makes everything lighter
>break all my PRs.

>>42058126
>he doesn't exclusively lift during low tide
Never gonna make it

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>>42056407
>fap to traps before every lifting session
>die doing suicide grip bench press
>go to heaven
>get rejected
>tfw beati quorum via integra est, qui ambulant in lege domini

>>42058118
>Being this butt hurt
If you want to repost unfunny shit why don't you try reddit

>tried deadlifting in squat rack
>go to water fountain
>come back to a ticket and a car boot on my pl8s

Serious question: Why would you even marry a woman if you knew that some sweaty fat fuck will just fuck her while you watch and you'll probably raise his child?

At the very least, keep it under wraps and just hope nobody tells on you.

>>42059589
some people are dedicated to their fetish, i suppose

>>42056480
>>42058056
>>42058086
>>42058096
Samefag and never post your shitty fucking post again

>>42058215
>tfw all rides near me are mixed-semidiurnal so I have a fucked up lifting window

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>manlets escaped the manlet pit
>get to use gym gauntlets to put them back