Oats

No redpill here but that shit is the best, eat on average at least 120g a day 10/10

>>42056254
the only cereal I enjoy is hot rice mmmm and if I wanna be naughty I'll crack an egg in it

>>42056254
>redpill me on oats
>redpill me on food
>redpill me on eating
>redpill me on fasting
>redpill me on breathing
no one gives a fuck op stop wasting precious 4chan megabites on ur gay ass fuck questions for fucks sake if i have to read another thread about ur curiosities I'm gonna knock u the fuck out

>>42056254
Can't eat them without throwing a little up in your mouth. Good fiber tho.

>>42056305
MegaBITES I GET IT
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>>42056305
Redpill me on red pills, how often do they really work as red pills?

>>42056254
GOAT carb

60g, handful of roasted almonds. Top with water until oats are covered. Microwave on high for 3 minutes. Mix a scoop of a (good) vanilla whey in water/milk, and toss that in the oatmeal when it's done. Been eating this for years, never get sick of it.

>>42056317
Delete this

>>42056978
somebody redpill me on this reply

>>42056254
SQUATS N OATS MOFUGGGAH

>>42056978
The redpill on redpills is that it's a meme made by trannies.

Its delicous with frozen fruits, eat em every morning

>>42057606
Wait you need to cock them

>>42057672
not if they're rolled

>>42057606
>put oats on a bowl
>add hot milk
american cuisine

>>42056332
wtf stop being sick in my mouth bro!! i wandered what that taste i keep getting was

>>42056332
Throw up in your own mouth you sick fuck

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>>42056305
Do oats go stale?

>>42057606
>cooking them
Wait is this serious? I never cook them and never had any problems. Does it taste better cooked?

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>>42056254
oats milk and eggs get you so swole its like youre on steroids senpai. eat tht shit errday

>>42056918
N I C E
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>>42056317
This is not funny. On a side note. Any anons let their oats sit overnight in milk and eat it like that in the morning. Any good?

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>>42056254
Oats:
>have globular proteins (unlike any other cereal)
>have healthy fats (more than any other cereal) which promote satiety
>good source of insoluble fiber (promotes satiety)
>good source of soluble fiber (especially beta-glucan)
>very high in resistant-starches
>digests slowly
>tastes good
>cheap

>>42059154
>Does it taste better cooked?

It's just a different texture. Cooking them makes porridge, which is a fantastic warming breakfast.

Eating them raw with just cold milk on is fine too, but the texture isn't as smooth as when there cooked. Muesli has lots of raw oats and milk in it and that's the GOATest of all time breakfast cereal.