A nigger genie comes to you and says you can have the gf and

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Sure, I'll move to Tibet where no one knows me and fuck tight twink monk boys

>>42049951
Why? I'd rather just have the gf and gains of my dreams a few years from now by myself, there's no rush

>>42049951
Yep. Every cringy moment lead to who I am now. Even the absolute most repulsing pathetic shit about my past doesn't embarrass me anymore because I'm better now.

>>42049951
Why would I do that when I can have my dream gains buying illegal drugs made in a chinesse bathroom from a shady website

>>42049951
well if she'll marry me even after she sees the videos then its true love <3

>>42049951
Nope, I don't think I could live after that.

>>42049951
>samurai jack season 5 reaction image
>>>/reddit/

>>42049951
Wait, a qt gets to watch all the adderall filled, bbw, fap sessions that I beat my dick so hard to that I now i have a permanent thumb print on my cock? Fuggen sign me up

>>42050036
>bbw
My nigga

I would never accept a wish from a genie, something will go awry

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>>42049951
Yes, anything to have her back

>>42050055
Big tits, big asses, and big bellies is the only acceptable porn fetish

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>>42050022

why not? it's not like I've pooped at a date or something, I'm sure my family and I can laugh at those moments together

yeah but i wouldn't marry b/c who want's to get married nowadays wtf

>>42050194
i do im so fucking lonely nobody likes me FUCK

>>42050168
theyll see the time you watched sonic porn on newgrounds, the time you got beat up like a little bitch by a bigger kid, the time you tried to ask out a girl and your voice cracked, the fucking weird porn you watch now, the time you did some weird shit with a hooker, etc
I wouldnt laugh id fucking kms

>>42050243
Maybe I've just lived less but I haven't done anything of that. Didn't browse newgrounds, I've been very tall since kiddo, asked out girls after voice cracks ended, watch regular porn, never been with a hooker.

Maybe porn would be awkward, but is fapping cringy?

>>42049951
Of course not i will just kep lifting until i hit 1/2/3/4 and get my free GF for that milestone.
Its like you never even payed attention man.

>>42049951
This isn't /b/ or /r9k/ or /co/, cancer.

>>42049951
>let family, friends, qt and my future kids see the moment I played with my used condom and made it accidentally burst in my face
No

>>42049951
I don't think they would watch the whole thing. It'd be about 24 years of footage

>>42049951
depends on what he meant by every cringy moment. Is it things I am personally embarrassed about and think about often or things that the viewer would cringe at? Either way the answer is probably no. My ego is surprisingly large for a shutin neet.

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>>42050115

>>42049951

Fuck it, I'd do it. Even if it meant the girl of my dreams would leave me. I've been prepared to settle for less for a long time noe, so I'd happily settle for less + have god tier gains.

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Sure, my family alreaddy knows about 99% of the cringy shit I've done

I went to bronycon with my granddad in 2012, was an unironic "anti-theist" in 2013-2014 and was a proud centipede in the 2016 election.

So theres not much else for them to learn.

>>42051101
Thank god I barely talk to my family and that my cringy shit is completely unknown.

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>>42049951
Yeah. I've done some cringey shit but nothing that would fuck my relationships up

>>42049951
Lol no, I did some seriously fucked up shit.

>>42051139
this board is anonymous, might as well tell us

Most cringy shit ive done was that I was going to use money my mom gave me for groceries to fuck a fat prostitute but she was too fat so I decided not to. She got pissed off so I gave her $20 for us to smoke weed. It took forever and I ended up being there for like almost 2 hours. We just talked about different shit when I should have been doing homework. She put on lingerie for me. DIdnt have a bad face but was way too fat and I fap to bbw shit