ideal thread

>>42040034
gr8 quiff bro

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>>42040034
>Don't have one yet.
You're basically a Nipster based on your hair and body. Dress how they dress. It's actually kind of "in" right now, anyway.

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>>42040546
based fashion breh

>>42040546
>Nipster
>look it up
>a hipster neo-nazi

Just what the fuck.

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Don't hate me pls

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>>42040546 nice old aesthetics
>>42020034 y that hair tho
>>42040576 nice girl
>>42040882 8/10

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lol

>>42040581
Yeah, that's a thing now. Not really a political movement, per se. Just more an aesthetic that is catching on with European and American youth.

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>>42040576
>richard spencer starter pack

>>42040981
>red velvet
god tier taste

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>tfw not twelve feet tall and four thousand pounds
I just wanna be look him, man... Why did Zeus not fuck my mother to produce me?

buff muscls|slick hair
-------------------------------
fiting cloths|cute girl

OP what the fuck. That ideal hair choice is awful

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>Not dressing for function

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>>42040034
>started working to get money for thrift clothes
>can't wait to buy a sewing machine and learn to tailor my own clothes
>can't wait to eat more so I can go to the gym
I don't even care if I'll only make slightly above minimum. I just want something to look forward to.

>>42043905
Who's the broad?

>>42044760
Julia Kochvesky

>>42040034
mohawks are absolutely fuckugly and you cant tell those girls are girls (female)
>>42043193
young Marlon Brando was a galactic-level stud

>>42043499
cuck

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>>42043193
*Tips handlebar mustache*
That was a stellar movie though, or maybe it sucked but I was watching it drunk with friends and didn't notice

>>42040581
look it up on wikkipedia: sounds good. look it up on google images: it amounts to t shirts with logos and maybe a cap or beanie. am disappoint

>>42043538
>not hairing for function

>>42046801
well meme'd m'lord/10

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>>42040034

>>42040034
nerd
>>42040546
silly body
>>42040576
>asian girls
asides from that bretty good
>>42040882
a little edgy, suits arent cool outside of the workplace
>>42040981
>chinese gf
stop this meme
>>42041238
not quite sure what you are getting at with this one
>>42042945
shitty insertions stupid hair and an ugly girl. Either norwegian, danish or american, nobody else is this retarded.
>>42043193
little edgy, but can appreciate it
>>42043538
>long hair
fag
>>42043905
god tier taste, clothes are a bit too "modelle" tho
>>42046801
P E R F E C T I O N
>>42050170
please apologize to your parents from me
>>42050287
decent taste in girls, the fact that you have that many pics of her is a little creepy tho not gonna lie

>>42050287
This is just a picture of Mila Kunis..

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>>42050442
My parents said they're proud of me

This thread belongs in /soc/

>>42051208
Shut the fuck up, newfag.

>>42047728
But I do, I don't have to get a haircut once every two months

>>42050442
>>long hair
>fag
Sorry to hear that you're balding

>>42051475
>doesn't wear his hair like a girl
>balding

no, I just have an actual human haircut

>>42051728
I have some bad news for you but obsessing over other peoples hair cuts makes you more of a girl than the people you critizise

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>>42051772
>obsessing over other peoples haircuts

i'm just calling him out on being a fag, it's not the person I am criticizing so much as long hair itself.

Short back and sides is pretty much the only acceptable haircut for men.

Timeless.

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>>42040546
>seashores of old mexico - george strait

>>42040576
lol at the idea of a greek god fucking some meerkat asian

>>42040882
/pol/10

>>42040981
let me guess, you wanna work on wall street

>>42041238
god tier

>>42042945
this seems like it was computer generated

>>42043193
great taste in girls

>>42043538
dat goal body tho

>>42043905
m a t u r e

>>42050287
meerkat/10 but the guy is a hunk

>>42051957
you want to look like a starving ethiopian if he was a homeless casey affleck whose girlfriend was an autist?

>>42052366
kek

>>42050287
You will never be Kylie Jenner, you used up roastie

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>>42040034
I like mohawks, but that one looks kind of dumb. I like the girl.

>>42040546
Standard /fit/. Boring

>>42040576
Standard fit...boring. Like the jackets though.

>>42040882
Standard /fit/. Boring, Warning: Haircut unlikely to look as good on you as it does on Ralph Fiennes.

>>42040981
I feel like there's 3 variations of ideals on /fit/ and this is one of them. So boring.

>>42041238
Different. Not sure if joke? I like it, I guess.

>>42042945
Interesting pick for the girl.

>>42043193
Terrible body ideal

>>42043538
No man buns pls

>>42043905
Standard /fit/ boring

>>42046801
Don't recognize the joke. Still funny somehow

>>42050170
My favorite so far. Nice.

>>42050287
Color within the lines

>>42051957
Nice body goal. Don't like long hair though.

>>42052124
Nice body goal. Everything else is standard /fit/

>>42052366
Unusual. Not really my thing, but I respect you for not being the same.

>>42051957
t-thanks brah, y-you too

>>42052673
not joking bruh, dead serious lmao but i can see why you'd think that. thanks tho

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>>42044760
>>42044772
It's Dasha Sergeeva, actually.

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>>42052888
Neat, I got trips.

>>42040034
7/10. Good bodies.
>>42040546
Is me.
>>42040576
8/10. All is good. Nice qt Asian girl.
>based fashion breh
Thanks, breh.
>>42040882
6.5/10. A little stock by decent.
>>42040981
8/10. Asian Chad mode.
>>42043905
7/10. I think Gandy makes those clothes look way better than they actually are. They also wouldn't really flatter a Klokov physique. But it's still a decent effort.
>>42050442
>silly body
Reeves is the original aesthetics king. Axe somebody.
>>42051957
4/10. Kinda all over the place.
>>42052673
Standard tumblr chick. Autistic.

>>42053164
you... you didn't rate mine... but who cares, like I need your validation, internet stranger.

FUCK YOU I DONT LOVE YOU REEEEEEEE

>>42040882
>GQ wannabe fuckboi

>>42040576
>>42040546
>>42040981
>Gimmie the standard senpai

>>42041238
rofl

>>42043193
>Ideal mode is skinnyfat
Daddario is 9/10 though

>>42043538
Based Bolt but trash waifu

>>42043905
Best goal, good luck

>>42050170
>Dat mishima picture
N-no homo.

>>42052366
Picturing Prime Lungren in a fucking turtle neck just made my night. Lmao

>>42052673
>Tfw no athletic short haired qt

Feels fucking bad man.

I'd feel bad for giving all the (you)s but its waht these threads are for anyways. Don't fucking say otherwise

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>>42040546
>>42040576
>>42040981
>>42043193
>>42043538
>>42043905
>>42052124
>>42052366
>>42052673
These, I like more or less. The rest, I don't.

>>42043193
the girl on the left is a qt what's her name

>>42055273
>пpeдyпpeждaю, yeбy

>>42051475
you don't have to get a haircut as often but every other minute of every other day long hair is less functional

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>this is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>42055672
Why would it be less functional, I'm not a guerilla soldier. The only thing that would be less functional is taking longer for it to dry after being wet

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I'm a simple man

>>42056488
>taking longer to rinse that out
>yes, taking longer to dry
>gets messy easily, might have to tie it up or sort it out more often
>things get caught up in it more easily and are harder to brush out
>you and all the fucking women in the world will be leaving hairs all over the place
>gets caught in stuff easier and pulled out
why the fuck did you even have to ask this you pleb?

>>42056846
the first one should be
>taking more shampoo to wash in a longer amount of time

>>42056846
Nothing on this list other than the first two has ever happened to me because I keep it tied up all the time. You just sound butthurt because you can't grow your hair out.

>>42056850
Let me guess, you think you're supposed to wash your hair with shampoo every day

>>42056850
What kind of argument is that? For the money I save on not getting a haircut I can buy several years worth of shampoo

>>42057208
>because you can't grow your hair out.
kek. i can believe me its just every time it starts to get long it takes too much effort to keep in order. and no if you wash with shampoo every day it gets itchy
>>42057261
>he pays for haircuts
why do you guys think that prople in the army have such short hair? because it is fucking practical

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>>42040034

>>42057598
10/10