>b-b-b-b-but muh protein!!!!!!!

don't fall for the bait, my non-gorilla bros

Fuck off monkey, I'm not buying your bananas

>>42033884
A gorilla eats 40lb of food everyday. So they eat way more protein than any athlete or bodybuilder.

>>42033884
>people are the same as gorillas, let alone other animals as well
>we all work the same and have the same needs, nutritionally speaking

Vegan "logic".

Gorillas are the same as people, how come no one saw this before! I'm calling all the news stations right now because these so called "Zoos" are actually human trafficking fronts.

>>42033961
Kind of like how BLM got upset when they shot Harambe, and implied if Harambe were white he'd have been spared.

>>42033972
>BLM got upsetthat people got upset at Harambe getting shot
fixed that for you
>some irreseponsible black mother let her child fall inthe enclosure and got aninnocent animal killed

>>42033972
I don't know man, everyone was making harambe jokes at the time, even black people. The zoo and animal lovers were mad because people weren't taking things seriously.

>a vegan doesn't know the difference between "its" and "it's"

Color me fucking surprised.

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>>42033884
>Apart from plants, they ingest soil occasionally. Perhaps this soil contains minerals that are missing in their plants
>mfw even monkeys can acknowledge that veganism is a nutritional failure

>>42033884
Their digestive systems process what they eat differently.

>>42034029
Apes. Monkeys have tails.

>>42034045
Also chimps sometimes eat monkeys

>>42033884
did that Amun Ra or something guy get debunked yet?

iirc basically a vegan powerlifter who eats 1 meal a day and its like a small bowl witha leaf in it

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NO MEAT? NO PROBLEM!

A humming bird can fly as high as 500 feet on a nectar based diet!

>>42033961
>these so called "Zoos" are actually human trafficking fronts

https://www.peta.org/issues/animals-in-entertainment/zoos/

Vegans are so fucking ridiculous that you can't even make fun of them. The most ludicrous contortion of the things they say will STILL be a position they literally hold.

>>42034303
Because OP definitely isn't satire/shilling against veggie folk

It's like the FPH threads, sure some of them are delusional,, but you've lost the ability to see blatantly obvious satire. And you're even more delusional if you think the average vegan thinks anything like that.

>>42034281
kek, nice

>>42033884
Gorillas can digest cellulose. Humans can't.

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>eat 18 kg of high protein leaves a day
>also consumes small insects
>diet contains up to 31% protein, but averages out to around 17%
Look what a simple google search can do

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/07/science/07obgorilla.html?mcubz=0
https://seaworld.org/animal-info/animal-infobooks/gorilla/diet-and-eating-habits/

>>42033945
veganism is the logical consequence of leftism

>>42033884
Im convinced these thread are made by some angry meat eater. Many reasons to go vegan and you choose the dumbest, like gorillas and fucking watercress

>>42036073
*threads

>>42036073
>Many reasons to go vegan

1. mental illness
2. .............

>>42033884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8shtN9dGN-E

>>42036077
Expected this answer. Guaranteed your only knowledge of veganism is based on memes you find on the internet. Otherwise youd be smart enough to atleast admit that veganism is the way to go for multiple reasons (environment, health...) but of course you know literally nothing so you just spew the same retarded joke that every lazy meat eater says when they realize they know nothing about veganism

>>42036105
>environment
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRmwobXCc4c

>health
also no

>>42036112
Gonna watch this video when I have time, but its well known that cattles among other things are bad for the environment. Not to mention the amount of crops we have to grow to feed these animals. As for health, read about dr Michael Greger and dr Kim WIlliams (former president of the american cardiology association). Im sure they are just a bit more knowledgeable than you

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>>42033884

no responsiblity raising children?
no problem!
-----------------------------
a gorilla has a harem of women which he fucks
whenever HE WANTS.
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total pimp on a simple relationship with women and children

-yourownharemandpimplifestyle.com

>b-b-b-b-b-b-but muh women studies!!!!!!!

>>42036167
> Greger and Williams
Greger is a hack cherrypicking anecdotes and flash-in-the-pan meme studies and papers to try and sell books to gullible herbivores like you

Williams is an ideologue with no published science

???

>>42033884

>no meat
>no problem
>a fruit bat can motherfucking fly on a plant-based diet

DYEL peta shill?

>>42034003
don't respond to cretins

>>42033884
>One race, the human race.
>One family, the hominidae family.

Gorillas use roids you spastic

So where are those natty vegan human bodybuilders? Right, they don't exist

>>42033884
>Another meat eater falseflagging as a vegan to make us look bad thread
I doubt 1/10 threads with "vegan" on the title are really made by vegans
>>42034280
Pretty sure even vegan stains himself debunked him

>>42033884
you are not a gorilla you fucking idiot