>2000 calories per cup

>>42029344
do it and let us know

But anon the gasoline wouldn't be converted into energy by your body

>>42029344
>drinking a cup of gasoline
>not just sprinkling 0.1mcg of uranium 235 on your food
Never gonna make it.

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>>42029444
check em

As dumb as this post was supposed to be an alchoholic I knew admitted to drinking petrol to gey drunk, guessing he must have been drinking more than a cup, plus was fat.

Didn't look into it at all, just backed away and spoke to someone else as wasnt sure what to think...

>>42029457
Holy kek that's a lot of calories.

>>42029457

Damn man, no fat. Where can I buy this.

>>42029457
So how long would it take before the body dies?

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How do you think abos got so shredded?

>>42029684
'roo and drop bears meat

>>42029645

it would be extremely painful...
but seriously if your dose is enough pretty rapid, the alpha radiation alone would literally destroy your entire gut which you'd basically shit out, if you even live that long. Tbh I don't know what the dose is though

>>42029701

you would probably physically be able to reach through the abdominal skin and wall to remove theit stomach at that point.

radiation is scary

>>42029701
youre a big guy

Nigger please, I eat nothing but enriched uranium.

20 billion calories per gram.

>>42029457
>bulk accomplished

>>42029457
If you eat 77,000,000 million calories (85 years, 2.5k/day), one gram of uranium could power you through 258 lifetimes.

>>42029765

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>>42029457
Add that to your shake to make a weapon of mass induction.

>>42029804
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