"free" beer

>>42019040
some chubster trying to boost himself up will try to clown you infront of the group by saying you're drinking pisswater, only resulting in making everyone uncomfortable

>>42019065
I was already confronted about it - I said I don't want to be a fat fuck

>>42019065
So accurate i kek'd

>>42019106
If the taste doesn't bother you it's much healthier than beer

I drink water, it's like non-alcholic beer but without the bad taste of beer. It's awesome try it some time.

>>42019162
I drink Polish and Czech beer - they're actually very tasty. Especially the Czech ones.

>>42019040
what's the point in drinking non-alcoholic beer that is palatable at best? Just drink fucking water and if someone points it out, say you are the DD or that your father was an alcoholic.

>>42019040
why not just drink a low-cal alcoholic beer? or are you consciously trying to avoid being buzzed?

>>42019040
>It tastes like beer

I doubt it. Unless you're saying it tastes like the standard american lager.

>I'm not drunk afterwards

So just like any of the standard macrobrews?

>and I consider it low-calorie enough to be a fair substitute.

Why not just drink water, or have some tea or something? Seriously, I'm not trying to be a dick I'm just curious why anyone would choose to drink non-alcoholic 'beer' rather than simply carve out 200-500kcal and have a couple of real beers.

>>42019194
I like the taste of beer and like to do something productive after drinking some, which gets hard after a few normal ones.

>>42019162
i love water, and don't think ive tried non-alcoholic beer. but after breaking a sweat (hot outside or sport) a cold beer really hits the spot. maybe nonalcoholic does too

>>42019040
>not drinking milk

it's like you're not even trying

>>42019213
ah fair enough well then yeah fuck it, if you like the taste of it go nuts

>>42019211
I find Czech ber to be the best on the planet, their non-alcoholic beer beats normal German or any other European beer in my opinion. You should try some.

>>42019211

Craft beer wankers are the worst kind of fedora tippers out there

Buying a 6 pack because payday/America day.

What am I getting /fit/?

>>42019040
whats the point kurwa

>>42019334
> drink beer
> don't get fat
> don't get drunk

>>42019040
>drinking fake beer
>not getting drunk

what's the fucking point? have a sip instead.

>>42019267
I'm not anti-standard american lager but despite my best efforts I've never got myself drunk off it.

Taste wise I'm more just referring to the fact that OP's non-beer 'tastes like beer' which is non-specific enough to assume that he's referring to the standard american lager. Not like he said it tastes like a good tripel.

>>42019351
Not everybody likes getting drunk?

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>>42019040
if you find it try this, drinking all the time.
it's called a "russ", hello kurwa >>42019334
it's really called ruski, but doesn't leave a bad taste

alcohol kills gains, shit is isotonic!

>>42019251
As far as European beers go I dig the Belgian styles. Kinda hard to find a good Pilsner in America since our craft industry has done all it can to distance itself from the macrobrews.

Any you'd specifically recommend?

>>42019370
drink something else then...

there are tons of carbonated drinks.

>>42019367
how fat are you if you can't get drunk binge drinking budweiser

>>42019385
I know where to buy it - I'll get it this week.

>>42019421
Most of carbonated drinks are sweet or taste awful. Beer tastes refreshing and there's a way to drink it without consuming alcohol

>>42019458
Is that how you're supposed to do it?

I had ~4 over the course of a couple hours and didn't feel a goddamn thing.

I normally drink a couple of 7-10% ABV beers over the course of a few hours and get a nice buzz going.

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This is a long shot but, does anybody know where to get Kirin Free, Orion, or Chuhai in the DFW area?

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>>42019396
Enjoy