what would you boys do if you saw me at the gym? :)

Put the phone away, you vapid, narcissistic thotty slut.

proceed with what I was doing

>>42014482
>he does the virgin post

>>42014466
"want to go to the juice bar and ask for two scoops of protein powder, winking at the barista as we say, 'yeah, stick it in there'?"

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keep lifting. No thot is getting between me and my gainz

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>>42014466
>Expects to get hit on
>Is not even a dude

I thought this was /fit/

>>42014466
Approach and ask where the plate dispenser is

>>42014466
>h-hi, are you working out?

>>42014466
Tell you to stop using the Smith machine

>>42014466
nothing

>wearing huaraches
turn 360 and walk away

>>42014541
*tips fedora*

notice how mediocre your body is, then go do something else

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>>42014573
do YOU even lift?

>>42014552
You just spun in place, faggot

>>42014586
nice crossfit plates, what is that, 150lbs?

>>42014545
thats not a... w-what?

>>42014587
newfag spotted

>>42014602
I was just pretending to be a newfag, newfag

>>42014466
Ask you if you are working out, ask you if you farted, throw that Kettlebell at your head, and then max out bench and fail screaming for your help

>>42014611
I was merely pretending as well, GOTCHA!

>>42014466
Ignore you and go perv on an actual good looking bunny (6+)

Can't see face, but you look like a 5, maybe 5.5

>>42014586
>only hitting half ROM
>that year 3 fashion sense
>those sunken eyes
>that nose
>that entire face

pass

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>>42014593
Hello summer

Also
>using ellipses
>stuttering in a non-meme post

>>/reddit/

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play nice you boys!

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>>42014743

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>>42014466
I wood berry.

>>42014466
Mire that twink chest, then get back to lifting when I realize you're a girl.

>>42014586
>10lb
LMAO 4PL8

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>>42014466
>goes to a gym that allows cellphones
>goes to a gym that allows females

mfw

>>42014528
Kek

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>>42014466
Wonder what I'm doing in Oakland. Also wonder why my eyesight is horizontally flipped. Maybe compliment you for your first day at the gym. Then I'd proceed to search for the Oak.

>>42014466
>There are places in the world where that is considered attractive and not painfully average

Depressing my dudes

>>42014466
add four plates to the bar

>>42014466
I would wonder why you're at the gym at 11 and ignore you

>>42014466
where is based pusy poster

>>42014466
I would do my workout

>>42014466
Stare at you trough the mirror avoiding eyecontact

>>42014466
wonder if you are a girl or just a dyel boy because you got zero curves

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>>42014586
>10lb

Bih you're as skinny as a rail, have no ass, a hook nose, and indio shitskin. I wouldn't even look at you in the gym and I got the BWC I know you spic girls crave lmao

>>42014466
>Drop my 5lb dumbbells
> Tuck my chin in and start breathing loudly
> Start hack-squatting my way to the squat rack
>Scream my mating calls "ARE THE COOKIES READY JEFF?"
>curl lmao 3pl8s
>Shit myself while making eye contact
>tfwnogf.jpg

>>42014466
Do you have tits? Hard to tell in this pic...
The rest of you looks well constructed, but have seen traps with similar figures. Your face has potential...potential to be very nice of potential to be like rancid butter mixed with skidmarks.
I might fuck you if *you* approached me, but there's not enough to convince me to approach you yet. Do you take it in the pooper?

>>42014466
i would tell you to stop pretending to be a women on a mongolian squirrell breed forum

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B E G O N E T H O T

>>42014591

Looks like multiple 10lb bumpers on either side, probably two since any more could be made with 25+. So 85lb total, unless it's also a 15kg bar, which would make that 75lb.

>>42014586
"The wolf climbing the mountain is hungrier than the one sleeping..."

Yeah probably because the one sleeping is the Alpha and gets his food basically delivered to him

>>42014466
Stand about 20-30 feet behind you when you squat and casually steal glances of your bum so I can have brap fantasies about you later

>>42014466
Do my workout, drink a protein shake, go home to my wife and kid.

Fuck attentionwhoring sluts in the gym, just a needless distraction.

>drinking a protein shake right after lifting

>hides face with phone
>pretty common "fit girl" body type, nice but nothing special
>>42014494
Eh, this.

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>>42014635
Well plated sir here is an me-me I downloaded today

>>42014587
newfag

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>>42014466

What type of guys do these gymgoer girls even date? If they date DYEL or ugly dudes, I will be disappointed.

>>42017456
if shes a serious lifter. some roided up older guy, ex-college athlete or a bearmode guy who has a nice personality.

if its a cardio bunny then any guy really.

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>>42014466
Move bitch, I got squats to do

>>42014466
Look at you when you weren't looking and remain eyecontact for a mere second before looking away every time we lock eyes ;) hehe

>>42014466
Finish my routine

>>42016648
This

People don't realize that alpha-ness in the animal kingdom is defined by a lack of effort.

The top males just sleep and fuck all day and rarely ever leads a pack during hunts.

>>42014466
>roastie thinks shes hot
THOT BEGONE

>>42014743
Trap confirmed

>>42017513

Oh ok i guess thats cool then.


>>42018101

Go fat people!!!

>>42014482
Because posting a picture of yourself is any of those things

>>42014586
>hideous face
>only doing half squats, fails to get down even to parallel
>skinny ass calves
>thighs entirely fat
Clearly you started lifting yesterday, and even years from now you'll still have a hideous Jew face.

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>>42014586

>>42014466
look for disgust on my face for about half a second then pretend you don't exist and go on with my workout

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>>42014587
fucking newfags

>>42014466
Not really give a shit and continue to lift twice, if not three times your bodyweight.

>>42014466
Stair at your bum, probably.

>>42014466
>10lbs crossfit plates
Probably lol

>>42014466
"h-hi femanon.... c-could you spot me on my squats?"

>>42014466
Jaimsie?

BE GONE THOT

>>42014586
I remember some normie fuck trying to prove girls could lift more than me and kept on linking pics like that, why do people do this

What are you going to do with tha half plate? Backsquat?
Saged

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Do a piruette, squat down, shit on the floor, lunge and grab you by the ankles, push your nose in it screaming uuurrrrr uuuuuuuuuuurrrr

>>42014587
270 left 90 right faggot

>>42014466
You're proof we live in a world where mediocre wemon think the 10/10.

>>42014634
underrated

>>42014743
>>42014743
heavy nose contouring gurlfriend

Squats probably.

Women at the gym unironically piss me off. Most of them do jack shit and fuck around then post daily updates on insta as if they made any progress. Everyday like clock work this chubby bitch posts workout photos. How self absorbed do you have to be. I'm literally taking 1 picture a month and not posting them until my 1 year mark. Maybe my 6th month.