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Why is this reporter so fucking JACKED? holy shit this guy is

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Why is this reporter so fucking JACKED? holy shit this guy is ripped. And then he's got this whole nerd act going when he's literally so fucking slammed he makes the golden one look like a twink pussy, whats the rundown on Clark Kent bros?
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>>42000991
Illegal immigrant using some kind of solar based gear. Not natty.
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They didn't really nail Clark in the animated series. He literally looks like super-man all the time. He's meant to wear really loose fitting suits and hunch over to hide his build and appear less confident. Plus drop and trip over stuff to appear clumsy.
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Is Clark natty? I mean he is sun powered after all
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>>42000991
Good genetics bro
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>>42000991

Glasses can't hide the power levels of a Chad

also, glasses only good on you if you have a nice nose bridge and chad facial features like a large jaw and a brow ridge
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>>42001053
Technically natty since it's natural for him
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>>42001192
He's from a different planet without a yellow sun. Solar power on earth is basically gear for him. Not natty.
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>>42001192
The sun alteres his cellular structure. Supes gave up his natty card the moment he entered our solar system.
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>>42001071
These guys look ridiculous. Their features are so exaggerated I can't help but laugh. They look like Oblivion characters.
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>>42001272
>vitamin D
>not natty
low test beta detected
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>>42001597
>Thinking earth based vitamins are natural to alien psychology.
Confirmed too stupid to make it.
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>>42001597
>he thinks vitamin d is the only thing supes gets from the sun
Read up on the photonucleic effect, fucking nerd
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>falling for the solar meme
>not understanding that his power is derived from our lesser field of gravity

it is true. you meatheads just aren't smart let alone logical. have fun attracting the attention of other musclemen and turning women off at the same time.
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>>42000991
>whats the rundown on Clark Kent bros?>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/06/dude-so-and-so-got-so-fucking-jacked.html
>http://aretheyonsteroids.com/henry-cavill-steroids/
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>>42003702
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