>you need protein to be stron-

who here is gorilla

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>I have nothing better to do on a saturday night than shitpost

>>41998837
lmao what a chestlet

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>>41998837
mirin, does he have an insta?

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>another Lisa Simpson thread

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>>41998855
>trip dubs

>>41998837
How to get gorilla forearms?

>>41998837
If it wasn't for his genetics, he wouldn't be nearly that big.

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>>41998837
they eat a shit ton of food, if you eat a metric ton of broccoli, you will get your 160 g of protein

Leafy green vegetables have a ton of protein in them, also gorillas have a stronger digestive system to process vegetation than we do, they can literally eat fucking grass and they'll be fine.

>>41998837
An adult male gorilla may consume more than 18 kg (40 lb) of vegetation per day. The majority of their diet consists of neetle leaves. 100 grams of nettle leaves contain approximately 2.7 grams of protein.

That’s about 500 grams of protein a day.
Also the "gorillas and chimps are strictly herbivores" is outdated fake news, yes they primarily eat various vegetation, but they don’t mind eating a small animal or or two on the way or even whole fucking antelopes.

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>>41998837
gorillas eat 50lbs of food every day

also fruits and vegetables have protein in them but humans aren't able to get enough of the essential amino acids and fatty acids from fruits+veggies alone which is why we eat meat

>>41998870
who is that?

>>41999128
Yes, just look at king kong, he ate a giant octopus

>>41998870
Crab mode?

>>41999143
never heard of legumes and grains?

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>>41999143

>mfw I can eat 1/2 lbs rice, 1/2 lbs kidney beans, and 1 lbs. beef sausage with tomato sauce in one sitting.

>beef it !

>>41999143
>Eat different fruits and veg
>acquire all essential amino acids
Boy that was tough to do.

>>41998837
>you need animal protein to be stron-

ftfy

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why are humans so dyel? We've got to be the only mammal that has such a shit strength:mass ratio. Hell even ants can lift 10x their body weight

>>41999452
Because brains, we make things do stuff for us

>>41999452
Because we're a race of cardiofags

Look up Persistence Hunting

>>41998870
wtf is wrong with his spine?

>>41999573
yes im aware of that, but humans are hardly efficient at it compared to other species. Canines/horses/elk/etc
>>41999480
yea tools and shit but how could we ever survive prior? Basically hairless, weak as fuck, can barely eat raw food, no claws talons or any sharp teeth.

Humans are useless

>>41999772
humans aint useless. we're the pound for pound best endurance athletes in the world. We can recover from wounds that would kill most mammals from shock. We conquered the world and turned fierce races of beasts into our slaves. We even taught niggers how to use computers and read and write

>>41999128
Gorillas and chimps don't eat antelopes, that's a baboon thing. Gorillas receive protein from eating a metric shit ton of termites and other insects while chimps receive theirs from eating eggs, birds, lizards, and even monkeys.

>>41999792
STOP SPREADING THIS MEME WE'RE TERRIBLE RUNNERS OUR FEET WOULD GET FUCKING DESTROYED IN THE WILDERNESS WE THRIVE USING TRAPPING AND TOOL AND ALSO FROM THE FACT THAT WE HAVE OPPOSING THUMBS WHICH ALLOWED US TO CARRY WATER AND MIGRATE LARGE DISTANCES

>>42000040
>WE'RE TERRIBLE RUNNERS
nice meme

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>>42000049
wanna see you run barefeet outside of a beach or a smooth freaking man-made track
you wouldn't handle tiny fucking rocks

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>>41998837

>>42000084
>what are shoes
>what are callouses

>>41999128
Male chimps hunt in groups and will even eat other chimps

>>41999452
We exchanged body mass for brain mass and larger genital size than other primates.

>>42000084
Someone post the post the pic. You know the one.

>>42000092
>What are guns

>>42000084
that shit wouldnt bother you if you had been running around outside your whole life with no shoes on

>>41999792
>we

You didn't shit you fat fuck

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>>41998837

>>42000350
bullshit, human skin is extraordinarily thin, you can't create leather out of people.

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>>42000474
>he hasn't made human leather before

>>42000474
youre a fuckin idiot dude

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>>42000474
Are you trying to bait us or are you actually retarded?

>>41999772
>humans are hardly efficient at it compared to other species. Canines/horses/elk/etc
Men can run horses to death, dogs struggle to keep up and have to be fed by the tribe.

We are weaker pound for pound because of this adaptation, Chimps average over 67% fast twitch muscle, the most explosive human athletes in the world don't top 40%. This is why they are more powerful than us for one swift effort. But we can go until they drop dead of stress and then go some more.

>>42000474
Hey man!

Kill yourself.

>>41998870
>Pet Sematary

>>41998837
Last I checked I'm not a fucking gorilla

>>41999143
>also fruits and vegetables have protein in them but humans aren't able to get enough of the essential amino acids and fatty acids from fruits+veggies alone which is why we eat meat
That's simply not true. The only thing missing from a strictly vegan diet are micronutrients like B12. I literally can't think of any others, though some fatty acids may be critical for babies or young children that aren't normally found in plants.

>>42000474
I will prove you wrong.

>>42002330
I agree with buuut wolves and canals and ostrichs are pretty good too. A husky can pull slead for 9 days in a race and have the same resting heart rate. We usually require big breaks after running yet they can race with only a week in-between.

>>42000084
I know this is a troll, but humans are literally built for endurance running.

>>42002428
We bred huskies specifically for endurance.

>>41999396
Congratulations, you're not a child.

>>42000084
I have a relative who does barefeet marathons on asphalt no problem. His feet soles are like leather.

>>42002330
And our recovery is way better. One ultra long run will destroy a horse. A human rests a couple of days and can then do it again. And again and again for years or decades.

>>41998837
it's just hair dude, look at how flabby he really is

>>41998837
>dat forearm to upper arm t h i c c ratio
>dat upper chest to front delt transition
>dat lack of chin tho
>dat traps
>dat temporalis hump
>dat supraorbital ridge

m i r i n '

>>41999128
>they don’t mind eating a small animal or or two on the way or even whole fucking antelopes.

>An adult male gorilla may consume more than 18 kg (40 lb) of vegetation per day.


I somehow doubt that was intentional.

The animal was probably lost somewhere inside the 40 kg bush of greens.

>>41999128
they eat loads of insects, they eat honey, i bet if you taught them to fish they'd be eating fish.

>>42000049
>terrible runners
>inventor of shoes, best human runners can run for literally days through the desert without rest

>>42000474
you can buy human leather from this website

http://www.humanleather.co.uk/humanleatherwallets.html

>>42000084
why you on fit if you dont lift bro

>>41999573
this is a meme theory and there has only been one example irl

>>42003012
>there's only one example of ancient hunter-gatherer techniques being used 20,000 years after the advent of agriculture and 100 years into grocery stores

>>42003025
I bet you think we all came from Africa too you dumbass

>>42003031
everything in the universe had to come from a singular point, unless you're a jesus believer

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>>42003031
lolnope ancestral race is european, nerd

>>41998875
Train in gorilla warfare

>>41998870
stegosaurus mode?

>>41998870
Is this shit shoopped? What the flying fuck is going on with the spine? Is he evolving?

>>42002410
>humans aren't able to get enough of the essential amino acids and fatty acids from fruits+veggies alone which is why we eat meat
what about this states you can't get it from other sources? all it says is you can get it from meat. you vegans are so fucking one-eyed

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>>41998837
How hard does it trigger you that carnivorous humans thrive and achieve world records?

>>41998837
>I wil never have forearms like that

>>42003523
what the fuck did he do to that steak?

>>42000474
this is the truth. try running barefoot in the wild. humanbeing is weak as fuck and useless without gadgets and gay plastic things they invented.

>>42002900
250 kg

>>41998870
Is that shark-boy?

>>41999452
We exchanged raw muscle strength for more precise movements. That's why we can construct tools and play guitar

>>41998837
>im such a faggot I can't even post my own body show how vegans can be strong I have to post a different species that have a completly different digestive system to humans

>>42002838
>asphalt
man-made track, retard

>>42002410
Another uneducated vegan. You will be hospitalized for a vitamin deficiency soon.

>>41998870
Super soldier serum mixed with Bruce Banner's blood

>>42003523
Is that a plastic fork and plate?

>>42004663
get new eyes

>>41999143
Literally just staring at all that soda is making me sick

>>41998837
"Mountain gorillas are primarily folivores (herbivore that specializes in eating leaves –wikipedia) (Harcourt & Fossey, 1977; Watts, 1984). Their diets consist primarily of foliage of herbs and vines, with leaves making up 68% of intake, stem 25%, pith 2.5%, epithelium from roots 1.4% and the remaining 4% from bark, roots, flowers and fruit. The western lowland gorilla apparently consumes more fruit (Tutin and Fernandez, 1993; Williamson, 1990; Nishihara, 1992); however, green plant material remains the majority of the diet. Calvert (1985) concluded that, of the plant species consumed by western lowland gorillas in Cameroon, 23% of the species were vines, 38% herbs, 24% saplings, and 15% trees. Western lowland gorillas in Gabon consume slightly different proportions of food than do mountain gorillas, with leaves and stems accounting for twice the intake of fruit (Tutin and Fernandez, 1993). Tutin also reports that many fruits consumed overlap with that of common chimpanzees occupying the same range. wild gorillas eat Thistle, wild celery, Galium spp., bamboo shoots (seasonally, rich in protein), fruit (sweet is preferred but astringent also eaten), mineral-rich water plants, mature and young leaves (rich in protein), woody lianas, bark (which contains up to 17% crude protein), epiphytes, moss, insects (including ants)"
literally 5 seconds of googling
http://www.zutrition.com/gorilla-nutrition-guide/

>>41999792
Yeah but endurance in this instance is more than a marathon distance, humans still can't come close to horse marathon times
We may be able to run 30+ miles better than other organisms but that's terribly inefficient hunting

>>42004875
>Walk/occasionally jog after some bitchass antelope
>It collapses after you force it to do hiit for 25 miles
>Walk it back to camp
>Eat gud for a month

>Inefficient

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>>42005714
>Eat gud for a month
>expecting meat to last a month in primitive hunter gatherer society

>>41998837
>comparing yourself to another species

Ok so basically we have all agreed to be retarded on purpose now?

>>41998837
hahahahahah how the fuck is protein real nigga like hahahahaha just be a gorilla hahahahahahaha

>>42005811
We have a technology called wood smoke curing that can be used.

>>41999143
>McDonalds preparation time
0 minutes
>Chicken preparation time
If you roast the chicken, 1 hour - 2 hours.
Or if you cut bits off and shallow fry them, then I guess you can be done in 30 minutes - 1 hour.
>Pinto beans and rice preparation time
Well beans are supposed to be soaked overnight so that's a few hours. Or you can get them pre-soaked in a can. But you're still going to spend at least 30 minutes cooking the meal.

There's a reason people buy McD's, it's called convenience. I'm sick and tired of these smartass pictures thinking they've got the entire world sussed out because they're figured out that cooking for oneself is cheaper than buying food that someone else cooked.

YEAH NO SHIT. WOW YOU'VE REALISED THAT GOING TO A RESTAURANT WHERE THE FOOD IS COOKED FOR YOU IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN DOING THE LABOUR OF COOKING YOURSELF. HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE REVELATION OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

>>42002330
I can understand where your coming from, but it still seems like humans aren't efficiently adapted compared to other species. Running things to death seems like a great way to waste energy, and once you get there you do what? Punch it to death?

Yes tools obviously come into play, but how could humans even survive prior to their discovery of fire, development of tools, and creation of clothing. We can't even defend ourselves without them, and we weren't born with spears in our hand.

>>42004017
no, Vegan girl.

>>42004130
>a diet without carcinogenic corpses and animal secretions full of shit and puss means you will get a nutritional deficiency..

How dense and normie do you have to be to argue this...

>>42006263
Why aren't you eating meat when it is objectively one of the best sources for lean protein? Is it because you're a faggot who takes penises up his arse on a daily basis?

>>41998837
jealous of those forearms

>>41999772
You literally compared us to three species we have bred in order to be superior to us in those regards. Wolves are not as resiliant as huskies, and humans can tire horses until they die.

>>42005714
you'd lose sight of it so fast it's not even funny

people who believe humans hunted any other way than through traps and fast coordinate attacks in groups to corner their prey have to have a sub 90 IQ with contrarian predisposition. persistence hunting is a meme.

>>42004141
hahahaha

>>42000132
>where do you workout at?
>the library

>>41999963
>chimps
>other monkeys
Rustled.

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>>41999452
>weak
>can move a mountain

>>41998837
humans arent gorillas

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>>42006040
>wow
Autistic and retarded.

>>42000474
> Obviously hasn't heard of the holohoax victims being made into leather objects.

>>41999452
>Hell even ants can lift 10x their body weight
You know nothing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1252481/Pictured-Incredible-gravity-defying-ant-carry-100-times-body-weight.html

>>41999396
I used to eat 3 lbs of candied bacon just about every day.

>>42008388
>what is tracking

>>41998837

Humans can't digest cellulose as well as other animals.

>>42006148
>how could humans even survive prior to their discovery of fire, development of tools, and creation of clothing. We can't even defend ourselves without them, and we weren't born with spears in our hand.

If you go back that far you're probably looking at a different, phisically stronger human. The hand as a means to use different tools and not as a specialised tool itself probably developed along with the tools themselves, as did our ability to make use of them (intellect)

For the most part our defense would be going somewhere that we couldn't be reached (cave/tree) or simply to breed in numbers that ensure survival.

>>42010021
our first "tool" was just simply throwing rocks, some monkeys do it but as defense

>>41998837
>implying gorillas and humans process vegetation in the same way

>>41998870
>No one recognizes VG
Time has really passed

>>42004105
>responds to the only post he can respond

>>42008772
How? He pointed out when food is prepared for you it's more expensive than food you make prepare yourself.

A lot of the price of the Mcdonalds meal is to pay the paycheck of the people who made it.

Obviously not the point of the picture but thats what hes getting at.

>>41998851
** raise's paw .

>>41998837
protein is in plants

>>41999772
we are able to withstand any habitat

>>41999772

>humans are hardly efficient at it compared to other species

Humans are the best long distance runners on the planet. We'll out run any animal in a 100km race, most would drop dead from exhaustion long before they even hit the 50km mark

>>42008388

>hide in grass
>toss a spear through an at antelopes side when it gets close
>run after it, following the blood trail and foot prints
>it can only make it 3km before it passes out from exhaustion and blood loss
>didn't even break a sweat

>>42004017
he's fat now

>>42008388
>you'd lose sight of it so fast it's not even funny
You obviously aren't trained in this.

After all of the metal tools that Dimitry Lykov's family brought with them into their Siberian exile corroded to nothing, and their livestock all perished, the only way for them to get substantial amounts of protein was for Dimitry to chase caribou to death by choosing a particular individual from a herd and harrying the herd until that individual (generally a small one for convenience's sake) collapsed from exhaustion in 30 or 40 kilometers. Then he'd choke it to death, and carry it home. This generally took him two days.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/

>>42006040
Mcdonalds isn't 0 prep time. You have to put on clothes, put on shoes, start the car, drive to McD, order and wait, and then either eat there or drive back, and then eat. Unless you live right next to a strip of fast food restaurants, this will likely take atleast 15-20 minutes. There are a number of solid recipes I can make in 20 minutes.

The biggest issue with cooking is people have zero sense of preparation and do stupid shit like defrost meat in the microwave. When you say something takes an hour to cook, it very rarely is an hour of active cooking. Boiling beans is leaving it in a pot and waiting for an hour. People don't realize that they will need to eat 2-3 times a day everyday for the rest of their life and even when they want to cook, realize they don't have any meat defrosted so they just get fast food.

Even if you have brain damage, you can put chicken and vegetables in a crockpot and do nothing for a few hours and get a edible healthy meal.

>>41999396
enjoy your bowel cancer

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>>41998851
fpbp

>>42010494
gorilla's have fists you fucking grundle

>>42003109
Muscular imbalance puts pressure on the spine pushing it gaywards. It's a rare case of chronically bad posture on roids

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>>41998851

>>42011140
Get it on the way home from work

>>42010079
2 true anon

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>>41998851
These guys

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>>41998874
>Song Of The South


absolute

KINO
I I
N N
O O

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>>41998886
Are we really blaming genetics here

Well a whale is stronger than the gorilla should I live of krill for the rest of my life?

>>42010045
This. There are records of contacted tribes in South America and Africa as recently as WW2 who could, bare-handed and without any modern training, whip a stone weighing a couple ounces an eye-estimated 90 mph with 1 foot accuracy at 20 yards. MLB-level fastballs with a rock to the head from grassy cover makes a pretty solid case for how the species handled shit back in the day.

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>>41998870
>>42004141
ye

>>42004855
He worded the post like a fucking idiot. I'm guessing he's talking about how people say that meat is the only thing that has protein in it.

>>42003523
>fully carnivorous diet
>still cleans, cooks, and probably even seasons his meat
mmmm really like an animal, bruh

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>>42003523
Pretty sure carnivores don't eat cheese or eggs, you fucking idiot

>>41998837
u fkn wot m8, imma hook u in the gabber u cheeki kunt, i swear on me mum

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>>42013455

>>42013439
So apparently cheese and eggs are now fruits and vegetables. Good to know. I, too, shall now spread this vital, vital information. Thank you, sir.

Gorillas have tiny dicks.

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You talkin' me?

>>42013591
Damn that's jacked, how much creatine he takes.

>>42006040
>If you roast the chicken, 1 hour - 2 hours.
you know most shops sell roast chickens whole. if theyre only $8 in australia i bet theyre cheaper in america

>>42013607
3

>>42013419

and?

>>41998837
>you need to be human
>haven't left humanity yet

What a fucking pleb lots of you

>>41999176
Virgin gains

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>>42005937
kekarooni

>>42008515
he literally never said that mate

>>42006477
Not that guy but I find the following to be more important than my comfort, convenience and food preferences:

>decreasing my carbon footprint
>decreasing my contribution to the suffering of animals
>decreasing my contribution to the factory farming industry, which alongside the obvious negatives also contributes to health problems and increases the risk of a global pandemic

>>42012736
Slowcook whole foods while you are at work or while you're asleep.

>>42013439
>Pretty sure carnivores don't eat cheese or eggs
HAHAHAHAHA summer is here.

>>42013646
Kek shithead vegans like him can't understand that a diet doesn't have to be more than a diet.

>>42015281
>decreasing my carbon footprint

this, niggas be like omg clathrate gun we gonna die
>proceeds to commute 80kms with diesel per day and eat steak

it is always must be someone else's fault

>>42015369
I walk to work actually. Going totally green is almost impossible but you do what you can.

>>42003523
He forgot to mention how humans didn't live past 30. I fucking love meat but unfortunately veggi based diet is where it's at if you want health.

>>42015369
I mean, do something about a problem vs. do nothing about a problem? why are you so insecure

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>>42003523

>world records

Daily reminder that conartist benched 335lb and squatted 465lb at a bodyweight of 275lb and takes steroids.

>>42015822

Because he's a meatcuck fucking pussy.

>>41999143

To be frank, most fruits and vegetables have complete amino acid profiles.
Humans can't synthesize all of their amino acids, I think around 9 or 11 of them.
Not sure about gorillas and chimps and their amino acid metabolism.

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>>42003523

>world records
>336lb bench
>463lb squat

so this... is the power... of a carnist...

>>42015822
>why are you so insecure

l8d, you are projecting, I was agreeing with you there. Good if you do something, people are hypocrites

>>42015457
>humans didn't live past 30
That would be the average human, which is based on an average of all humans, which includes infantile death and dying at a young age, you know; not by old age.

A pre-historic human which survived to 20 would usually survive past 30 as well. 40-50 would be closer to the norm than 30. I mean, your point still stands; we shouldn't take health tips from an age where people lived way shorter and worse lives, but I just hate this common misconception about past average ages. The average man doesn't actually exist.

>>42006040
>>Chicken preparation time
>If you roast the chicken, 1 hour - 2 hours.
>Or if you cut bits off and shallow fry them, then I guess you can be done in 30 minutes - 1 hour
I see why you don't cook, I'd hate to eat my own food if I cooked like that too.

Broil or grill the chicken after cutting it into pieces with a shears until it reaches 75C and not a degree further. It'll take like 12 minutes.

>>41998900
>phytoestrogens

lmao- thats like saying yr gonna start going through photosynthesis cause youre eating vegetables and they have chloroplasts

yr retarded senpai.

>>42010079
well it is summer right now

>>41998837
guy is clearly on gear

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>>42012559
who says he is gorilla? i personally don't believe him

>>42013398
gonna need some hollandaise on that

>>41999452
We have less immediate strength and more endurance. It's why we can run down prey.

>>42013573
this is why they get swole you idiot, to compensate. didn't you get taught this at primary school?

>>42013607
2 meters

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>>42015369
kek, yeah a friend of mine met a vegetarian with the carbon footprint argument, he had just taken a flight into mainland Europe

>>42015858
i think he means all of the other people who broke world records you pleb