FPH - Fat People Hate

>>41986545
Arrgh, I really hate fat people...

>>41986545
junk food tax

Arrgh, I really hate fat people too...

a truck drives around like the ones that spray mosquitorepellent, except it has a waterhose that sprays mayonaise at obese people, rendering them embarrassed. this happens once a day.

>>41986545
Even the dog is fat.

>>41986545
Classic ugly people making faces in photos to try and mask their ugliness, "oh I'm not ugly I was just making a face"

I wish we could legally kill redditors

Anyone over a certain BMI has to pay a monthly obesity tax.
Obese people that can prove they are using a gym and losing weight don't have to pay
Active people get tax breaks

>>41986767
This

>tfw no stomach to fill up your shorts

>>41986767
Making people fat is what's bringing in the money. So sadly something like this will never happen.

my roommate
Oh my good I don't even know where to begin
The man owns every weight loss gadget sold since infomercial was invented
Currently hambest mode
I could write a book just cataloging every health /fit quackery and meme he falls for (e.g uses apple cider vinegar for literally everything drinks it puts in on his head to regrow hair etc etc)
I once caught him eating a entire stick of butter with salt crackers in a 20 min sitting he said cause it's a gud fat.
I don't need fat hate threads anymore to keep motivated I have one living with me
Roommate has left the "Hu" in humanity behind and is now just a manity
Ask me all the time for help
I give him help explaining to him the very very simple cals in and cals out
Then 5 mins later he eats a entire box of chocolate chip cookies and a whole chicken.
He owns literally $5000 worth of supplements most of them overlap with vitamins and minerals (he just falls for the meme of week all of them every week)
Every day ends up taking like 16 different tables of supplements and shakes and more.
I am trying to give you /fitizens just a quick overview of what I am dealing with but I think I have enough to start a blog.

>>41986752
The world would be a better place

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>>41986545
How could Bernie Sanders have lost with winners like this running his campaign?

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I would make this video mandatory for everyone to watch once a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33D2TeVyXlA

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Wait a minute, why isn't the dad in this picture?

tax people on their bodyfat percentage

>>41987108
Unironically and legitimately not a bad idea.

>>41987074
I honestly think this is the absolute worst you can become as a person.

>>41986616
Why not just cut social benefits from fat people?

>>41987074
I love Joey so much, his videos always make me laugh

>>41987055
My seids

>>41987182
cuz spending money, even government handouts, is good for the economy

>>41986990
>Roommate has left the "Hu" in humanity behind and is now just a manity

I actually laughed out loud for real. Thank you anon, you are a king

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>>41987055

>>41987055
Kek
Im surprised you didnt put that face on the dog

>>41987227
Can someone shop Scooby in there?

>>41987090
She ate him

>>41987227
Shop the face on the the reddit logos

>>41987090
He is hiding underneath the fupa also you think the little girls legs hurt? I would if someone that huge had me on their waist

>>41987227
kek'd

>>41986545
Dude in the second row on the left looks so fucking annoying

>>41986990
I bet he tells you it's his genes and not the calories he eats. People like this don't fucking understand you HAVE to eat the energy you store in your fat. It doesn't just break all laws of physics and appears out of nowhere.

>>41987108
I mean something like this could possibly work. If you allowed some sort of exception for people who can prove they are consistently dropping substantial weight then it might be somewhat fair. People who wanna be lazy and cost more to take care of have to pay more. People who put in effort to stay healthy and productive pay less. Sounds good to me.

>>41986616
As a Fatty McFatass I'd say this would be a good first step, I'm always dissuaded from buying junk food when it's price rises.

You'll probably have to set up further policies for when we innevitably bite the bullet and get used to the tax.

>>41987090
He's out working hard to pay for his children and invest responsibly in his family's future.

>>41986870
sad truth

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>>41987254

>>41986870
And if they didn't spend all their money on food, they'd spend it somewhere else instead.

>>41987455
gg

>>41986545
These are the people that are giving relationship advice on reddit

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>>41986545
>What law would you implement to solve the obesity epidemic?

1. Fat Tax
>male bf% 20%
>female bf% 25%
>pay 1% extra tax for every % over that
>pregnant women are exempt untill 6 months after birth

2. Teach kids about nitrition
>calories in calories out

3. Make fatties pay extra for healthcare and/or excempt fat related illnesses and injuries from coverage
>loose healthcare if not care about health

4. Total weight allowance in aircrafts
>70kg guy with 50kg luggage pays the same as 100kg guy with 20kg luggage

>>41986990
nice greentext newfag

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>>41987455
You did a good thing here today

Have a (You)

>>41987074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE95bLUhm64

go to 1:40

>>41987709
>that much fat
I litterally couldn´t eat that...

>>41986545
Surprise the dog is fat too

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>>41987709
>those rando squeals and grunts
>literally unhinging the crust to slurp the cheese
no way this hamageddon makes it to 2020

>>41987055
Just looking at this pic I cant tell who that face originated with...

>>41986545
I bet that pic was taken somewhere near or in Austin.

>>41987206
kys

>>41987596
this is way too harsh. only obese people should be taxed. you can slip up and be overworked and gain a couple of pounds.

inb4 fattie, my bmi is around 22

>>41987988
It only realy affects fatties since it only grows with bodyfat %.

>>41987596
>4. Total weight allowance in aircrafts

heightism

>>41986616
Japan does something even better: waistline tax.
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/world/asia/13fat.html

>>41986545
That's a really strong porch, props to the carpenter.

>>41987060
Ok, but the dude screaming just sounds like an fucking retard. How high do you think they were?

>>41988279
How much of that do you think actually happened

>>41986748

Percent of adults age 20 years and over with obesity: 37.9% (2013-2014)
Percent of adults age 20 years and over with overweight, including obesity: 70.7% (2013-2014)

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm

>>41987596
>That face you make when you've become a human saucer

>>41987536
It's nice to have some happiness mixed in with all the shit. It helps me keep going deeper.

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>>41987227

>mfw

>>41986870
Why not do both? Sell them the food then tax them for being fat.

>>41986616
>everyone should suffer
>because fat fucks can't control themselves
>thinking fatties wouldn't buy the more expensive shit anyway
Fuck off you nanny-state kike

The state has no responsibility to help you. Subhuman fat fucks did this to themslevs. They can die by themselves too.

Everything they need to know about weight loss is a google search away, NOTHING will change their minds,

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>>41986545

>>41986703
>implying the mayo monsters wouldn't just set out deck chairs and wait with their mouths open waiting for mayo-o'clock!
oh anon

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>>41988502

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>>41988507

>>41986545
make tax brackets based on bf percentage

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>>41987090
>why isn't the nigger who railed a pig still around to care for his half breed niglet
Gee I wonder why...

>>41986545
>What law would you implement to solve the obesity epidemic?

None. Simply apply the existing laws against people who knowingly shill bullshit.

If the general population was not being assaulted by Jews at every turn with disinformation we would be far better off. Why we allow people to fuck innocent naive people over as badly as we do is beyond me.

The real information is out there but there is so much competing bullshit and noise people have a difficult time finding it and/or believing it. Just think about all the fitness myths you believed before you came here, all the magazine bullshit, the supplements shilled shit. It's easy to get fucked if you don't know anything about what you are doing.

Only law I'd make is if you're over a BF% you don't get >free healthcare.

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>Be fat
>Losing weight
>Sat in today and did almost nothing
>Watched tutorials and tried UV mapping a model for the first time
>Lost a kilo doing just that

Blender is now a weight loss program.

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>>41987709
>>41987074


>mfw

>>41987227
dog with that long hair made me kek the shit out of my sides

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>>41988705
>mfw 57kg
>mfw 2,5W/kg is comfy
>mfw resting heart rate 48
>can into 220 when need to
feeelsgoodman.jpg

natalie hage FB airplane video. in case you needed your hatred rekindled.

>>41986748
He changed his opinion, I think fat starts at anyone above 30 bmi for him

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>>41988784

>>41986634
Found the fatty

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>>41988798

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>>41988818

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>>41988844

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>>41988852

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>>41988616
thats the joke

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It kind of sucks to be the only poster...

>>41988870
Bruh im at the gym on my mobile right now and you're fueling my lifts.
Ill contribute when i get home as thanks

>>41988880
Thanks.
>mfw still sore from cardio

>>41988844
mirin that bicep vein

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>>41988900

>>41987972
Yassss queen
So how you feel about the finale?

Are you guys sure that poking fun at fat people is going to make them want to lose weight? Especially women, becasue they usually just get sad and eat more. My dad went ahead and lost 86lbs just from me explaining the health risks of his eating habits, and lack of exercise. He looks great now and I teared up when he told me how much better he feels.
You people need a bigger heart, and a blunter tongue.

>>41988950
The more you are disgusted by something, the less you want to be like it.
That is a motivation to change.

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>>41988950
>Are you guys sure that poking fun at fat people is going to make them want to lose weight?

No.

And I don't give a shit. I'm not here on a moral crusade to save people who won't even fight for themselves. I'm here to laugh at morons and memes and offer advice to fat people who may ask in the thread.

>>41988950
Have you ever been in an fph thread before? When confronted with facts, logic, or solid advice most Ham beats shit back with an arsenal of meme logic backed by metal gymnastics. Being logical was the first obvious option. Its tried and failed countless times. Some people just don't want to be helped.

>>41988950
On the off chance you're for real, I'm a woman and when I get sad and want to eat more, I find a fph thread instead.
Not every female is a trembling damsel, you dip

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>>41988950
t. Triggered fatfuck

>>41989010
Same. Im >>41988880 and fph fuels me. To be fair, this is 4chan you gotta expect the generalizing of gender traits by now.

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>>41989010
shut up and eat chocolate

>>41987536
Nice and wholesome

>>41988852
>lena "the sister fister" dunham

>>41986870
You just gotta change the game. Popularize healthy food/recipes and you can innovate and make bank off that. Hardest part is just changing the way people think.

Bumping. Keep up the good work. Slim /a/non here. Never was fat. Got the other end of the shit stick though. I'm short and skinny. Whatever. I love you /fit/. Keep up the fat hate.

[spoiler]No homo?[/spoiler]

>>41989151
Now I feel retarded on top...of that little mistake.

>>41986545
when only 1/10 is hitable.

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>>41989165
niggawtfudoing

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>>41989190
Not even trying to be funny, That is nasty. Those are Redditors. They can't be attractive in body or mind since they are degenerate in both. Don't even kid about wanting to fuck any of them. They are almost as bad as niggers.

>>41986545

I wouldn't implement a law. I would repeal one. The affordable care act. Id actually repeal many welfare state laws. Let the fatties die with their preexisting conditions and stop draining the industry.

>>41989196
tan shirt bottom right is fuckable.

Stop being gay.

>>41988818
Hay, I made that circle in reply to some fat fuck post about salad a few FPH's ago!

I've finally contributed something that someone saved!!

And it was a screenshot and a circle!!

>>41988950
If you aren't a pussy and playing the victim then it's not a problem. Nice bait, 8/10 made me reply with reason.

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>>41987060
>look at that fat fuck

>>41988852
That incest rapist is seriously the most disgustingly ugly woman on TV.

>>41988507
Good god. Someone put a ring on that.

>>41986748
>only fucks skinny jailbait

>>41988784
Pretty sure people who claim this drink most of their calories and don't count them. Starbucks, soda, and fruit juice.

>>41986545
>even the dog is fat

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>>41989219
>fuckable
How? Because she's not fat?

Nigger do you have ANY standards outside weight??

She's got a fucked up rat face, she's only not fat coz of her age, that'll change quickly, she brings her overweight abused dog to a meet up, SHE GOES TO A PLEBBIT MEET UP, she dresses like shit,

Her personality is gonna be like a bowl of lukewarm vomit.

>>41989236
Is love to have Itsuki as a friend. He's eager as hell, always full of energy, he wants Takumi to win and cheers him on at every turn, when he wrecked he protected the girl who didn't even come see him in hospital...

He's a good man!

>>41989297
>Because she's not fat?
Yes.

Have you ever fucked a rando? Ever.

You cannot tell me after a couple of beers, you wouldn't hit and split that chick. Lord knows I have fucked a lot worse in desperation.

>>41989297
A lot of guys here are dyel ugly guys who only get laid at college parties with blacked out freshman girls. "Not fat" is the standard for probably half of /fit.

>>41989315
That's because you're ugly and insecure. I would turn her down immediately, even after 12 beers.

>>41989315
>tfw I'm a decent looking British immigrant in Texas
I've never been desperate, I have an endless stream of country girls I can rail just by talking to them

Back in the U.K. I did ok, but no way near the volume I have to choose from these days... but I NEVER fucked anyone I didn't find attractive.

Not everyone is a insecure ugly manlet anon..

>>41989324
Good point

>>41989334
>telling lies anonymously on the internet

>>41989324
Speak for yourself. I'm not so lame. I don't care for 3DPD. I come here for the humor.

>>41989373
Don't encourage people too lame to commit sudoku.

>>41989380
>thinks turning down ugly women is so unbelievable it must be a lie
How pathetic are you anon?

>>41989384
I mean, he asked... plus anyone can enjoy the same treatment. Yanks back in England get MAD pussy, any 'exotic' accent makes women to wild.

>>41989373
>>41989405
>>41989381
So full of shit.

You fucks haven't hooked up with anything outside of pamela in months.

Interesting you say I am ugly and insecure while needing to assure yourselves you are above fucking an average chick.

>>41989423
Lol what? You're just getting called out for having low standards dude. Have some confidence in yourself, don't be so desperate. Try not getting laid for a little longer and hold out for someone above what you'd typically go for. Approach girls you think are "out of your league." Do better in every aspect of your life, including your sex life.

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Back from the gym and contributing as promised

>>41989423
>insecurity the post
Just stop man, it's pathetic...

Let's face facts, I could be butt ugly and broke as fuck, and American women would still throw themselves at me based on my accent alone.

And the other anon hasn't done anything but said he wouldn't fuck that 3/10...

Do you REALLY doubt that people who get laid regularly turn down offers from ugly rat faced women??

I feel sorry for you mate, genuinely, no one should be this insecure about themselves... how can we help you??

You near Houston? I'll be ya wingman if you want? You desperately need a pick up!

>>41989457
Christ you fags act like fucking some random chick then never talking to her again, is like a committed relationship.

You have fucked less than 10 chicks in your life. Guaranteed.

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>>41988502
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG


COME ON>>41988852

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>CLASSY LADY

>>41989423
Pamela...I don't know who that is.

>>41988778
5 times larger with only a third of the people

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>>41987227
oh kekekek my sides are GONE

>>41989478
Ya I would want a wingman from a guy on 4chan on a friday night.

And I don't fuck spics texas trash.

>>41989522
>>41989511

Alright, usually I have some sympathy for the fatties but fuck these two cunts.

>>41989297
agreed fuck men who put rat pussy on a pedestal

>>41989478
you and him are both huge faggots

>>41987206
>cuz spending money, even government handouts, is good for the economy
And taxing is so great for it too right?

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>>41987074
Why anon, just why

>>41988507
The arms dont lie,she was a cow in process

I need to go now, cardio/legday...

>>41987055
My dog died bros.
Yesterday. He looked like that dog but not fat.

He was a good boy.

>>41986545
Having obese kids is child abuse. Certainly if they're really fat.
Knowing that they'll lose their kids will motivate parents not to treat their kids like shit, and if we take the fat kids away we can help them get healthy.

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>>41989611
:ccc rip doggie

>>41988502
263 GRAMS OF SUGAR?????

>>41988127
The hero we don't deserve

>>41988127
>superior Aryan genes
>can't lose weight because 'muh genes'

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>>41989611
my dog died for fatness.

He ate too much of these shit (I have a tree of this awful fruit), like 10 in a week or maybe more.

>>41988728
Your max heart rate is 220-age though...

>>41989511
>>41989522
These hams should unironically be shot

>>41989476
Florida doing all right compared to all the other states near us!

>>41989485
Why no poo in loo?

>>41989536
Gotzendamerung
just approach it from the foot, so it's pushing against the wall

Does the fat cover the brain, too?

>>41989739
All the cubans fleeing from gommunism drive down the obesity rate

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>>41987709
>>41987074

>>41989536
SAuce?

>>41989568
Kinda funny how the arms are typically a showing sign of weight gain in women.

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>>41986767
>He think levying taxes to influence a person's life choices is moral
>He thinks the government profiting from fat people won't just make the government encourage obesity

>>41988127
This degenerate would be shot in the third reich.

>>41989699
shit dude that sucks.

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>>41989518
>not wanting a QT country girl who loves traditional values and can shoot as good as you

Enjoy your 2/10 rat faced trash anon.,,

>>41989776
Oh fug I didn't consider that they need to go back

>>41989807
Smells like ig whore

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>>41987074
>4:22

>>41989535
I guess when you're a bottom feeding beta who only just started lifting, rat faced pussy is all you can get.

I guess I'd convince myself it wasn't so pathetic too....

>>41986990
>has left the "Hu" in humanity behind and is now just a manity
Hugh Manitee

>>41989345
>Pokemon adventures
My nigga

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>>41987074
>>41987709
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

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>>41989825
>IG Whore

No, that's a real country girl, you can easily tell from how they handle firearms.

Pic related is a IG whore.

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Hey fit, trying to lose weight here and have been for a month. Some questions about my diet.
For context, I did a maymester of life fitness and have done one month of weight training now. Each class lasted over 100 minutes and we exercised every day. I'm down from 250 to 245.

I'm trying to create a nutritional, repeatable meal as cheaply as possible. I don't mind eating the same thing for every meal.
Currently, I make soup from 32 oz. diced tomatoes, two carrots, two celery sticks, and one onion. I add 12 oz. of chicken as well.
I used to add potato and/or pasta but I cut those out. Down from two bowls per meal to one. I have an instant oatmeal with added raisins for breakfast, too.
Is there anything I should add/remove from the soup? Should I be concerned about sodium from the chicken bouillon or hotsauce I add?
I use hotsauce because it has very little calories, but I heard too much sodium is bad.

Oh and I'm also a pretty heavy drinker. Used to get shit-faced 5 out of 7 nights. I cut that out too, down to 2.

>>41989600
>that pig nose picture at the bottom

It's too real for me /fit/
I want to get off this ride

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>>41989880
if youre trying to lose weight, it wont matter so much as what you eat as it does the number of calories you eat. Make sure youre keeping track of EVERYTHING you eat, and are eating at a deficit from your maintenance. Your soup sounds fine, its good youre watching your sodium but as long as youre not piling on salt or a fuck ton of hot sauce you should be fine

>Used to get shit-faced 5 out of 7 nights
>down to 2.
>like thats any better
cut that shit out

good luck

>>41989917
>Used to get shit-faced 5 out of 7 nights
>down to 2.
>like thats any better
It obviously is much, much better.

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>>41989880
5 lbs is not a great deal of weight liss. This may be caused by the fact that you might have gained muscle. Stop getting shitfaced completely if you want you lose significant weight. Eat a varied but minimal diet, with solid foods and not just soups and oatmeals. Solid foods keep you less hungry longer. Eat moar fiber

>>41989491
No dude. I mean the random girls you fuck should also be attractive. Have some self respect.

>>41988127
The new metal gear looks great!

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>>41989928
i would argue that its not as good as youd think. this is from experience; i used to get shitfaced 2 or 3 nights out of the week and i still found myself unable to function for days afterwards, and by that time it was time to drink again. I only managed to crack the habit when i had friends come up to me and tell me i needed to stop. worst few months of my life

but then again, thats just subjective so yea i guess its better

>>41989934
Lol, who gives a shit? Sometimes you just need to get laid and the best/easiest target isn't always pretty.

Settling down with an ugly/fat bitch is another story....so is settling down.

>>41989962
Ah I hear you, the detox can be killer in between binges. If you drink 5 days a week you're pretty much always drunk.

In a matter of speaking you're more functional at 5 days a week, but you're doing more damage than you would be at 2. Fair play.

>>41989928
>>41989917
I am working on lowering that number to 0

>>41989932
>more solids

Any cheap healthy ones? Rice and lentils are cheap, but high in starches. And I shouldn't eat the same meal every time, even if it is relatively balanced with all the food groups?

>>41987227
Wtf gragas has a baby?

>>41988798
T H I C C

>>41989973
That's the difference anon.

When you're not a beta loser you can find someone attractive to fuck you just as easily as a rat faced shrew...

I know it's hard for you to understand, not all of us are bottom feeders like you.

>all these people suggesting taxes on junk food

how about removing corn subsidies that make high fructose cornsyrup cheaper than water?
How about removing welfare benefits altogether, making people lose weight and be a productive citizen?
Also, the obesity epidemic in America mainly comes from Blacks
I can't remember the story, but a bunch of blacks denied a grocery store from coming in when they were also complaining about being in a food desert.
The reason the grocery store was denied? They didn't want white people around.

The answer is a libertarian society. Survival of the fittest. Literally.

>>41988870
>Fat privilege is having your metastatic melanoma turn out to be a mushroom

>>41990082
>find someone attractive to fuck you just as easily as a rat faced shrew
>whynotboth.jpg
Variety is the spice of life, my friend.

>>41989800

He's clearly a retarded cuck liberal.

>>41987596

1. There's no reliable method to measure BF%, people gonna argue and loophole the fuck out of it. And 20% isn't fat, you'll look fairly average. 15% you look "fit".

2. Teaching kids about nutrition doesn't do jack shit, they eat whatever is thrown in front of them. And I hope you're trolling, there's more to nutrition than calories in and calories out.

3. Agreed.

4. I'd just say if the person is above a certain size they should just be forced to buy two seats.

>>41989495

>tfw you're too fat to fit through the fucking door

>>41987090
poor girl shes put her ass on backwards how embarassing

>>41989702
not exactly...

You know the giant warning on cigarettes about lung cancer? Make foods not meeting a certain health standard have something similar telling about heart disease and diabetes.

Also, change public schooling to include basic shit about calorientation, TDEE, etc. Easier to stop it before it gets out of hand.

>>41990154
>there's more to nutrition than calories in and calories out.
Indeed, but for weight ballance you only need that.

Eliminate corn subsidies. The cost of beef and soda would go up tremendously.

>>41988500
Just because the people themselves caused the problem doesn't mean they should be solely responsible for the solution. Yes, people that are fat as fuck have every fucking responsibility to take care of themselves, but frankly they don't. Tax the fuck out of junk food and limit the amount of fast food restaurants within a given area and the obesity epidemic is fuckin solved. Yeah it's a super hands on approach (which normally I don't think government should do) but it is literally the only way this shit will get solved.

I've always wondered what it's like to be fat, but I eat whatever I want and stay skinny/fit looking. It must be thrilling to lose all that weight. Every guy around my age who I know is chubby-obese. It's really weird how people can't stay skinny past their teen years..

>>41990123
>I fancy a change from these attractive women
>I'll fuck a beast
I give up anon, you do you, but don't live your life so insecure you need to desperately prove to strangers that fucking ugly women is a good thing...

Improve your station in life. Or don't, whatever,

>>41990354
How about we tax fat people instead??

Why does everyone have to suffer for the sake of the fat fucks??

I'd be fully behind a higher tax of fat. But not on products.

This is a capitalist nation. Not a nanny state. Fuck off

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>>41986545

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Male of female?

>>41986545
Reddit meetups manage to look even worse than the 4chan meetups.

>>41990504
female but thinks it's one of those gee gim people

Make it mandatory that all fatizens exceeding a specified weight ceiling have their teeth removed.

>>41989693
>brown hair brown eyes
No.

>>41989548

> Libertarian spotted

Opinion discarded

>>41990450

> Taxing fat people wouldn't be a nanny state but taxing junk food would

You are retarded. Fuck off.

>>41989547
>she's so fat she can't reach her hips

>>41989611
:( You're always welcome here, anon.

>>41987596
>man-spreader
Top kek I did this a lot before I picked up drums.
Now I have to do it, it feels weird otherwise.

>>41988947
Sasha deserved the win.

>>41988950
These threads motivated me to lose 60lbs in the past year. Not all women are that fragile. BUT I am vain enough to make a lifestyle change when confronted with the fact that my body type was not conventionally attractive.
I still read them every day (hoping to see some fresher images.) They keep me committed. They remind me of what I never want to be.
I have cut the people telling me that I looked great out of my life since.

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>>41989611
F for pupper

>>41990710
>Cow ring
And in the trash it goes.

>>41988947
Please kill yourself

>>41987060
>This is a reality
Is it, though?

>>41988618
This guy gets it.

We don't need "new laws", we just need to start enforcing the ones that are already on the books.

The biggest problem in this country, and the root cause of EVERY major problem, is that politics has completely taken over EVERYTHING. Laws are no longer enforced unless there is political motivation to do so. If we started holding politicians, journalists, celebrities, "public figures", media execs, and "favored" industrialists to the same standards as everyone else, nearly every single problem in society would solve itself because the people causing the problems in the first place would no longer be able to get away with it.

>>41986870
Not true. The financial burden they create is greater than their increased spending on food by several orders of magnitude.

>>41989547
>didn't realize how long her arms were
are you sure, are you sure it was her long arms

https://youtu.be/2T1YrR_fBK4

>>41987596
2 word Calorie bonds

Each week everybody gets a weekly calorie allowance. Lets say 2000 calories a day. So you get 14000 a week. And if you walk in to a fast food joint, or a super market you can only buy as much food as you can cover with bonds.
At first this would be quite generous, about twice as much as you really need. you'd get a shitton of bonds and calories, but as time goes by, you tighten the supply to a normal amount.
Boom fat problem fixed. You now also might have a problem with an Orwellian regime

>>41989476
alright hawaii good job

>>41987060
truck boys strike again

>>41990504
Dose it matter?

>>41988507
>her smile and optimism: gone.

>>41990896
That is a bit too totalitarian and complex.
People would find ways around that.

Free healthcare for people that live healthy might be one way to get that solved.

>>41988950
As a recovering fat fuck, I can say that these threads are the motivation I need.

I can't be like that anymore.

I can't stop improving.

I'm going to have kids soon.
I don't want them to know me as a fat father.
I want to be there for them to grow up.

FPH threads save lives.

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>>41989699
>I have a tree of this awful fruit
Das a fuckin avocado my nugger. Tastes great and is healthy too. Also, why didn't you stop him?

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>>41989611
im sorry anon-kun

>>41987227
lel

>>41990504
Female, her and her bitch girlfriend tried to ruin my wedding because they are fat horrible cunts. Her name is Jayme Gross.

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>>41986545
god damn, literally every one of these people is ugly as shit. except for the doggo, of course

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>>41986545
Reddotors look just like what I expected.

>>41987227
>>41988488
>Dog the bounty hunter

>>41986545
Elevators can only be installed in buildings with more than 12 floors.

Including service elevators. So even if you're moving in you have to carry your shit up 1-12 flights of stairs.

>>41987090
He's either in prison or playing basketball.

>>41991321
That shit is just sad brah

>>41988728
Is that the camp director guy from the movie Heavy Weights?

>>41988502
Quarter kilo of sugar, holy shit

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>>41991423
Yeah, but you know schools pretty much teach submission and obedience as the highest values, expecially for boys so it is expected that you find males like this.

>>41991400
what about cripples? what if i own a piano store on the third floor of a mall?

>>41987536
She looks 15 years younger in the second pic.
Fat is an hell of a drug.

>>41989554
Damn, if that story is real I feel so bad for anon :( My wife is about to give birth, can't imagine losing her and the baby at once. Would probably neck myself.

To make up for oot posting here's a fat story

>Have somewhat obese parents
>lazy
>Selfish
>Dirty
>Worst part is they would have birds and never clean up after them
>bird shit in the kitchen, living room, floor, bathroom
>Parents cared more about birds than me
>Anytime I asked for anything which was rare, I was met with a "not enough money"
>Yet would plop down 100 bucks on some other bird stand even though they had 4 already
>Would only buy those instant mashed potatos/hamburger helper type shit for me.
>The fruits/vegetables were off limits (they were for the birds)
>Avoided them as much as possible but sadly they only really payed attention to me whenever they needed me to do something
>"Anon bring me the remote"
>"Anon go order some pizza"
>"Anon go clean the kitchen "
>"Clean this, clean that"
>"You useless fuck"
>"Piece of shit
>I sadly was well into nearing 300 pounds in middle school, behavioral problems etc
>School is relatively small, gym coach ends up actually talking me 1v1
>Tells the uppers about my situation, they can't really do shit but they start actually trying to help me
>Gym coach starts giving me "detention" every week, almost every day
>Gives me moral support, starts teaching me health/nutrition, talks to me about my issues
>Gradually start becoming more independent (was a huge coward towards my parents)
>Lose the weight, start lifting
>Helped me out finding a shit job and cheap please to move out at the end of 8th grade, I was around or so
>Have been lifting ever since, hate birds though. With a passion.
>He was my best man at the wedding and my father figure pretty much. He's getting on in his years so I'm planning on him coming to live with us once he gets too elderly. I've already started building him an apartment in the of our house.

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>>41990689
Same here. I've lost 42 lbs since Jan from looking at this thread every morning and stopping being a peice of shit when it comes to eating.

>>41989554
The feels

>>41988127
welcome to /pol/

>>41990710
All those filters and none to make her thin......

>>41991535
That's a pretty heartwarming story anon, glad to hear it.

>>41986545
A pic from a /pol/ meeting I guess?

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>>41991400
Elevators can be installed whereever needed. Even in a Bungalow with a basement.

>>41986616
We have this in Hungary.
Doesn't work.

>>41989993

If you're just focusing on losing weight, then all you have to keep track of are calories in vs calories out.

Beans and rice are a good, cheap meal you can eat whenever. Eggs also make for a great meal option. The main idea is that they're high in protein and more filling than oatmeal and soup would be.

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>>41989611
All puppers make it

>>41991864
fat people in Hungary? Besides middle aged gipsies?

>>41991400
>Elevators can only be installed in buildings with more than 12 floors.
Are you seriously this fucking retarded?

>>41989621
Rest in pupper heaven doggo

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>>41988507
6/2017

>>41991847
>>41991927
Read what he's responding to, dipshits.

>>41986545
Sugar tax

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>>41988502
how do you even fit all of that in there

>>41991400
Are you retarded?

>>41991945
Well, fuck. I'm retarded.
I never knew....

>>41991945
He's still retarded. Yes, don't install elevators because people carrying heavy things, old people and wheel chair users can go fuck themselves, right? Are you stupid?

>>41992022
seconded, people are retarded

>>41991973
Gasoline undefined percentile of daily recommended amount

>>41992022
Guys, guys, guys...
We're ALL retarded

>work in drug rehab
>have porker patient
>is only 30, 300lbs at 5'4"
>complains when her meals are not double that of other patients because she is starving unlike those skinny skeletons who need some meat on their bones
>waddles
>her entire family is the same
>is literally out of breath just walking down to staff office from her bedroom (only 25, I actually measured it)
>due to obesity-caused disorders, doctor orders high protein, low carb, and low sodium meal
>she files a complaint with human rights that we are starving her
>since it is a complaint, it is investigated by human rights committee
>they look at her meals
>they confront her about wasting their time as real human rights violations are occurring as they speak
>they took the evidence, submitted it to state to close case
>porker is still pissed
>meanwhile, she is already having knee problems
>doctor orders her to use a walker
>she thinks this is humiliating her and files another complaint
>human rights again investigates because legally have to
>she is bitched at again for abusing system
>she gets fed up and leaves
>she is court ordered into treatment, so if she leaves, she is going to jail
>call her PO
>they file court order for arrest
>while waiting for her ride outside, police come by
>she sees them
>tries to run
>only makes it 10 feet before falling
>she now has an addition fleeing charge
>hearing was yesterday
>I was subpeona to testify
>she now gets full sentence
This is why not only do I hate druggies, but also fat people. Both are extremely entitled.

>>41991321

What a maggot. He should unironically khs

>>41992058
If this is real, you did the right thing

>>41988045
This only works for obese people.How about overweight people?They are still fat

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>>41988950
I don't give a fuck about the feelings of manatees and whales that live on land. If they eat more, they die sooner. If they eat less and loose their fat they might regain the right to be called human or woman again. I have standards and expect them to be met.

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>>41986545
I am disgusted with myself but when I eat tremendous amounts of calories I think to myself "man i'm not really fat, it could be worse, i can start when i'm heavier"
... and then regret eating anything. Rinse and repeat. My excuses are mostly "friends say i look BMI <22, doctors didn't believe me when i told them my weight, i don't have a fat stomach, i can see my collar bones, it's in my thighs which is good, my neck is super small" yada yada yada
fug
(200 lbs 6'0")

>>41992237
Classic fatty mentality.
If you TRULY want to get lean, you will not make those kind of excuses anymore, because it you're just lying to yourself.

>>41989753
>Gotzendamerung
Either Götzendämmerung or Götterdämmerung. Learn to write german, you pathetic fuckwit

>>41992248
You are two kinds of nazi

>>41987709
how can you review the taste when you scarf it in 3 bites?

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>>41989007

>>41988837
as if being fat is not a choice baka desu senpai

>>41989297
that dog is cute

>>41989702
>everybody is the same
Where did you get such a retarded idea?

>>41992301
that wasn't edgy at all, what are you smoking

>>41992301
So true. We should call that dude "Bon Jovi" because he's living on the edge.

>>41990450
>Taxing junk food won't make you suffer. It will benefit everyone. You sound like a fattie

>>41992229
I always wondered, who is the "meat" girl in this useful infographic?

>>41987060
T R U C K
B
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I
Z

>>41989536
I gotta see this shit, got source?

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>>41989853
>handgunz now smell like rotten chlamydia pussy

>>41991400
What kind of a fucked up place do you live? ADA would be all over that shit here

>>41991321

It's interesting to see these reddit posts where they talk about how miserable their life is followed by an edit of thanking people for their moral support

There's no indication of a will to change things for the better, rather a preference for staying in shit conditions for the sake of attention and pats on the back

I'm just speculating, but perhaps they enjoy feeling sorry for themselves and can use their awful living conditions as leverage to justify lack of ambition, cheered on by their fellow redditors

>>41989485
>free smells

>>41992306
you sick fuck

>>41991451
Not true at all

My school was full of wannabe hoodrats whod frequently interrupt classes but hardly got disciplined because teachers had no authority to.

>>41991839
>Reddit logos
>/pol/ meeting?

Did your house have lead paint when you were growing up?

>>41990504

that's a dyke

>t. dyke

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>>41987227
>That wookie on her arm

>>41988950
I agree as a general rule but I'm kind of glad these threads exist for myself, because like others here I use them for motivation.

honestly I couldn't imagine not using these for the sole purpose of keeping motivation going & internalized self-hate. Oh and people use them to feel better about themselves, "oh look at that fatty at least I'm not like that"

I'm against shaming people actively or actually treating them worse irl because of their bodies, I don't believe that helps at all and actually can cause a lot of damage and unhealthy eating & mindset.