What are the benefits of sips?
Enough vitamins to make your pee glow I the dark.
Energy boost for like an hour.
Uhhhhh bout fuck all else.
>>41976993
Pic related. Plus you get to join the sip crew.
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>>41977720
S I P B O Y S
been drinking at least 2 sips a day for 8 months
I think I have a problem.
>>41976993
Serious question does zero ultra taste like regular (green?) Monster?
Because if so I don't want anything to do with it. That shit tastes rank as fuck.
>>41977732
Yeah, you should be up to three by now.
>>41977758
God no. Zero Ultra is light and lemony. Just get one and try it, senpai.
say goodbye to your natty cards...drug addicts
>>41977775
They were just recently introduced where I live, so I will. Thanks anon.
anyone sip on this? it's good
>>41977758
I wish
I prefer sips that taste fucking awful.
NOS sugar free. That is some kinda terrible
>>41977800
Amazing for a hangover
Orange or red is where it is at. Yellow is too sweet for me.
>>41977816
NOS is top tier you stupid shit. Even the 0 calories one.
>>41977800
Pink is absolutely delicious.
>>41977800
Peach flavor is the best sip
>>41977758
Posting best sip. Made with tea and literally cures hangovers too.
>>41977800
Mah nigga. Just posted about it's anti-hangover magic.
You guys are sipping so much you're gonna make me buy one of these fucking cans of shit
SIPBOYS 2017
>>41977977
this, swear this right here is Monster marketing
>>41977977
Try the cum flavored sips....
hey, wait a minute, THEY ALL TASTE LIKE CUM WTF!?
Sipping in the gym between sets. Acceptable or not?
>>41978034
You should just suck dicks in between sets. It's pretty much the same thing.
>>41977993
>butt-devastated Red Bull shill detected
>>41977993
Yeah, a company is advertising its product by calling it "fucking cans of shit." Back to /pol/.
>>41978046
>tryhard Monster employee detected
>>41978061
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's not cans full of shit. It's cans full of dude's cum.
>>41978061
i-iwas agreeing with that comment. i was referring to this thread
>>41978025
How do you know what cum tastes like?
So lemme get something straight with this shit meme.
You guys have a couple of sips a day, meaning you end up drinking like one can per week or so?
>>41978149
everyone who drinks Monsterâ„¢ knows what cum tastes like
The queen will worship you.
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>>41978151
You're not really supposed to drink more than one whole can a week because sipping can inhibit testosterone production. So a few sips a day is generally considered to be safe.
>>41978407
Shoo shoo Red Bull shill
>>41978407
Shut the fuck up faggot. Show some fucking data you non sipping pussy.
>>41978407
Can confirm. Too much sipping gave me bitch tits and some kind of chronic fatigue syndrome. The problem didn't really stop after I stopped sipping and eventually I went to see a doctor about getting on TRT. I would still like sip on occasion but my doctor said that sips would basically negate the supplemental hormones and bring me back to square one.
Just finished my 16th can of the day. Gonna go out and party tonight, should be a fucking rager probably gonna get some molly and coke too
>>41978627
is this a real suicide attempt or just a cry for help?
>>41978601
Sup, red bull shill?
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>>41979599
Sip threads come and go bro
But you know we stay
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assault has to be the best, its like coke and pepsi fucked and had a 10/10 lovechild
>>41980948
That sounds good but I'm skeptical on any other cola other than Coke or Pepsi.
>>41977934
this and white sips are the best
Excess caffeine and caffeine addiction causes acne, dry skin, hypertension, hypotension, dehydration and mood swings among a myriad of other unwanted and undesirable but rarely recognized symptoms both physiological and mental. Caffeine in short makes your metabolism function in an abnormal manner, which kills your gains and makes you an unhealthy person in the inside and the outside. Social normalization does not make it (nor anything else) right. Is it correct to shoot heroin or abuse prozac if all your family does so?
Caffeine is objectively bad for you, any good benefits are at best temporary and transitory and only apply in cases of very sporadic use.
Do not take stimulants, they are not food, they are not nutrition. They harm you in the short, middle and long term. Control your life instead of letting it be controlled by memes.
Remember that any arguments for caffeine are more often than not based on ignorance, half truths and more often than not are literally the words of an addict that hasn't gone without it for most of his life.
>>41978149
>not recycling your precious bodily fluids
good luck making it fag.
Got the real sips here, I mix a scoop and a half with a mountain dew.
I can't seem to find sips in my area, is there a tool to look for them?
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>>41978034
Holy shit, this meme took too far
>>41982324
musclepharm is actually dog shit, don't be surprised if youre in the hospital in the next month
>>41977993
You're rihgt and this fucking needs to stop. No intelligent lifter caring about what he eats and drink will get that shit.
Stop that sneaky marketing bitches.
>>41977934
>REHAB THE BEAST
>>41977993
i think this is working
>>41982361
Go to monster's website and find the "brand finder" page.
>>41982445
>he's never sipped Monster Energyâ„¢ Zero Ultraâ„¢
I don't know. But pic related is a very good sip indeed.
>Come back here after a year of gaining weight
>Everyone is talking about sips
>Sips contributed to my weight gain
Guys. Shut up.
we drink low calorie sips (2 to 8cal per can), fattie.
>>41983697
Wrong
>>41976993
Honestly, the /fit/ drink is Celsius, but sips are best for memery
>>41982253
How can it cause hypertension AND hypotension?
A sip a day keeps the doctor away.
>>41984035
After you flatline your blood pressure plummets.
>>41982406
>He can't handle the power
Never gonna make it.
Take a sip from your mother
the brojob your brother
Wait a minute ive might been doing it wrong
Im not supposed to drink the full can?
>>41984163
Sounds fucking dangerous, bro. Slow down.
>>41984163
It's called Monster. If you drink more that 5 scoops, it'll gonna kill you on the long run. A sip equals one scoop. So one can will be sufficient for a week of workout.
>>41984210
FOUR SIPS SON C'MON
>>41984339
topkek
>>41982253
>american education
We drink liters of coffee in Scandinavia and we don't have a problem with anythig you're claiming caffeine causes. Why do americans fall for marketing ploys so easily is the real question.
>>41976993
I'm addicted to energy drinks and I can have them at a calorie deficit now.
>>41984417
Why do Scandinavians think one gullible autist = 320+ million people is the real question.
>>41978149
Because I suck cock, next question
tfw Kona Java sips aren't available in Northern California. Kill me lads.
Is this the same as zero ultra? What's the difference? It's from the netherlands
Why are you all drinking this sludge?
>>41983697
How? Switching to low/zero cal options for my caffeine purposes has helped me shed weight.
>>41984516
>using the word "sludge" to describe the least viscous, most crisp,and most refreshing bevie known to man.
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>>41979499
and what exactly is the problem with red bull?
>>41984615
It doesn't activate your atoms the same way that sips do.
>>41984501
Same thing. Euro sips just say ULTRA instead of ZERO ULTRA.
>>41984516
>sludge
>nonsipper detected
>>41976993
makes you a sipsik
>>41984726
These bad boys just hit my 7/11. By far the most enjoyable. Very hydrating and not too sweet. The only pitfall is that it's not 0 calories.
>>41976993
>he doesn't record his first sip of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKIdQ_8kWlM
>>41984781
Forgot pic
>>41976993
Every time you take a sip of one, someone will appear to call you a shill and tell you how bad they are for you. Then you will have a lifting partner.
>>41984726
sipsikut sai lapsena loetud
>>41984788
>*sips*
>*furious lip smacking*
MMM, DAS GUD SIP
caffeine and nothing else.
coffee feels much better in the morning
Soda is for children.
>>41984123
Bow down to your Slav loving white /sip/remacist, or resist... Tough choice!
>>41977850
Based Pink Lemonade!
They don't have them in Okinawa though, so I have to settle for regular...
those drinks are op as fuck
too much salt tho