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Fat lady shitting and trips a man
https://vid.me/B6ua

>>41966681

Big is beautiful. Let's face it 90% of the people on here are fat or skinny fat virgins. They just like to be constantly reassured that, "at least I'm not as bad as these fatties." As those fatties live normal lives with normal families and jobs.

All the thicc girl posting and high test threads assure that a high number like bigger girls. But you hate what you love? Hardly. You love what you say you hate. Pretty soon only gifs of giant black dicks and ass eating of 400+ pound chicks will get you going.

>41966728
tl;dr I made this post to get (You)s

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Fatties won't date fatties

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Her name is FATimah

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Measured average height, weight, and waist circumference for adults ages 20 years and over:

Men:
Height in inches: 69.2
Weight in pounds: 195.7
Waist circumference in inches: 40.0* (101.5 centimeters)

Women:
Height in inches: 63.7
Weight in pounds: 168.5
Waist circumference in inches: 38.1

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm

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>>41966938
>1200 likes

how

why

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>>41966953

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>>41966790
>a nonfat

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>>41966968
last one

>>41966700
the one on the left looks keto friendly, Id eat that shit if you remove the tomatoes, as my only meal.

>>41966755
I'm not fat at all and I've done shit like that. It's only disgusting if a fat person does it.

>>41966799
I'm pretty certain she has all those traits she just said she hates.

>>41966906
Why is society moving this direction? Instead of seeing things to improve and work on and feel good about working hard, people are being taught to be totally delusional and think there's nothing wrong with them.

>>41966728

You sure about that dude?
I only came here because I started getting serious about lifting and eating better.

all these fatties have this unbelievable amount of confidence because you thirsty fuckers keep pump and dumping them. They aren't looking for a relationship, they would rather be used by anyone with a bit of muscle instead of actually having a normal relationship with another landwhale of their size

>>41967001
The face of instant regret.

>>41967072
Wouldn't you think being continuously dropped because of your weight would hurt your self esteem though? It would for me if I were fat, but then again I have to work way harder to get laid than a woman does.

>>41966730
desu looks like she is losing weight so not totally unreasonable

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Thank you based anon for dumping fresh content. I enjoyed these.

Here's a story from /r/fatpeoplestories

>>41967162
At least it is diet

>>41966728
Noice bait there guy

>>41967162
Good ole Planet Fatness.

Btw, how much is using a smith machine for benches holding me back? I go to PF cos I'm a poorfag, and I like to think I make it work for me there, but I feel like I'm missing out.

>>41967130
Anon let me tell you, as a fat man that just left the obese scale, these fat girls dont actually care if you drop them. The fact that they were able to fuck big mcstronghuge once ,and take pics for that one night will forever be more valuable than dating a fat guy that actually likes them.


I know using girls as a motivator to lose weight is no no, but believe me when I say that I'd you pair a 200 pound male and 300 women, the women won't even think of you as human.

>>41967247
Well fuck then. These bitches need to learn their place. It defies cosmic justice and plain logic for people to be even momentarily paired with someone they don't deserve. Like, I shouldn't have mostly just fat women to fuck when I work to not be fat. They deserve their equivalent.

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>>41966728

There's a difference between big girls, and land whales.

Overweight girls, I can accept. Obese, or ones so fat they have rolls on their rolls, they can go fuck off.

>>41967198
Fuck I hate that subreddit so much, I can't pinpoint it but the people posting there just make me see red

>>41966761
fuckin savage

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>>41967162

JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE, CAN'T YOU READ?

>>41966775
This person is clearly one of those middle class people who because their parents only own one private jet and not two they think they're poor. Does this person have any idea how much rice/beans/oats etc they can buy with $5?

>>41967374
Bitches are chubby/thicc. Not fat

>>41967374
T H I C C

>>41966898
>an apple

Botany wept

>>41966761

only post that made me laugh

>>41967374

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>41967286
Hate seeing this shit. She would look so pretty if she just put some time and effort into her health & fitness.

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>>41967374
>the one on the right
Mfw

>>41967374
Middle at the very least is in the danger zone but not too far gone yet

Skank as fuck and that's not a good sign, but I'm not gonna pretend that I find the picture disgusting

>>41967433
I wonder a lot about the women we lose to being fat, that you just know would be stunners if they weren't fat.

Makes me sad.

>>41966728
I enjoy these threads because they remind me why I'm doing what I'm doing. I dropped 85lb and am pretty reasonably fit now. Seeing these fat fucks reminds me why ill never let myself get fat again.

>>41967433
I hate when people say shit like this.
>omg u will be so pretty if u lost weight
NO!
She is covered with layers of fat. You have no idea what her facial structure looks like unless you have X-Ray powers. Just because a bitch knows how to do make up does not indicate how good looking she'll be.

GAG WARNING
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>>41966775
In my hometown.
1 lb chicken breast and 5lb bag of brown rice
Total price: $6

>>41967470
Just looking at the vid thumbnail made me fucking gag.

>>41967233
Loterally does nothing for you. My firned was so happy he got to 2pl8 on a smith machine. I told him the smith machine drops at least 20lbs of the weight and makes the movement easier based on support and controlled travel and blah blah. He didnt believe me and tried benching 2pl8 on a regular bench. Couldn't get it once. Had to lower the weight down to 175 for him to actually lift. So its better than nothing but definitely not good enough.

>>41967333
I thought "how bad can it be?" Yeah, pretty fucking bad. Reddit was a mistake.

>>41966973
Must be sarcastic. at least the question should be. I don't know how anyone can type that out with a straight face.

>>41967658
Well shit, because I can do like 170 as a 1rm, but probably not on a normal bench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEeWfNvGvYs

>>41967211
>drink water with gas
>while running
It is horrible.

>>41967005
you realize that's the same meal right? the fat fuck only ate the meat on top and "got full"

>>41967198
>women

>>41967711
Just from perusing it's full of absolutely vindictive, cruel people. /fit/ pokes fun at fatties all the time for a laugh, but these redditors are just outright vile.

>>41967887
Any examples in particular?

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>>41967374
If the girl on the right is named brianna then I know her in real life, shes pretty skanky but not white trash.

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>>41967198

>Getting this salty over friends being in better shape than you.


>Winning the battle on cancer, but losing in the very end because of diabeetus.
Can we enact a eugenics program on just obese+ people?

>>41966691
she paid for the seat and the dude beside her was fine. as long as her seat belt fit, with or without the seat extender, that flight attendant is a cunt

>>41968141
To be fair we only have her word that the guys beside her didn't care

>>41966761
robert/roger earnshaw has lived too long to give a shit

>>41966938
watch people executed by isis don't even blink an eye

physical revulsion looking at this fatty

>>41966728
>skinny fat
no
>virgin
yes

>>41966681
>tfw working retail and have to see some absolute dregs of society waddle through the store

how can people look at their shitty, flabby, disgusting bodies in the mirror and honestly think "im okay with this" ? It leaves me dumbfounded what some people will settle for

never settle, perfection or death

>>41966700
Just realized that "only half of it" was the top half with non of the vegetables

>>41968309
Yes, he/she ate meat with cheese. And no vegetables at all.

>>41966775
this has been posted so many times and it's still not cropped

>>41967198
>bragging about how hot her and her sister are
jeez what a cunt

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>>41967887
this. that's why i like it here. we laugh at fat logic and fatties who are fucking idiots. reddit FPS and the ones who ran off to Voat are just fucking nasty. Especially since a lot of them would run around in public taking unsolicited pictures of fat people in public just minding their own business. Even people who were a little overweight. I used to check out r/bodyacceptance (which isn't just fatties) and they raided the place all the time like children.

>>41966681
>16 years old
Sauce? What's the story on this bitch?

>>41968300
>how can people look at their shitty, flabby, disgusting bodies in the mirror and honestly think "im okay with this"
They really, truly do not. That's why there's so many blogs, pages, articles, movements, etc repeating the same mantra over and over again so that they can convince themselves.

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>>41967042
you need to ask such a question?

>>41967452
It's sad to see happen anon. Was with a girl for a few years, put on a few pounds but was working on it and seemed to know what she was doing.
We split, looked her up recently. Approaching landwhale status and married to an absolute twig of a guy. Sorta bummed me out, but I guess I dodged that one.

>>41966710
This sounds like that prader-willis whatever disorder.

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>>41966825

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>>41966700
I've seen this a few times and not understood it, this is why Grammar is important

Thanks anon >>41968309

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I'm posting this in every thread because it's too good not to.

Also /r/ing the ftm skeleton quater repping the bar on a smith machine

>>41966953
>intersectional feminist
wow, who could've guessed

>>41968430
i dont necessarily mean like the FA type people we always see on here i mean like the middle aged shapeless fucking blobs who move aimlessly around daily life

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>>41967012
>I don't eat carbs because they don't agree with me
>I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables

>>41968515
Why the fuck is she naked?

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>>41968715
Why the fuck is she on meth?

>>41968749
>fat black woman
>on meth

what a bad call

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>>41966755
I've killed more than 11 tacos after leg day brah

>>41968749
Good question. Meth isn't a nigger thing

>>41966761
god damn rodney

>>41967470
What is wrong with this fatty? Nothing in that video was sexy.

>>41968749
It's probably crack desu

>>41968756
I eat unhealthy food after working out too, fast cheap protein is good. That said I was burning calories while she was doing nothing. Also I'm not a fat fucj

>>41968440
Yeesh. He looks happy though. Whatever.

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>>41966700
This one always rustles my jimmies

>>41966761
lmao at her life

>>41968141
>t. fat fuck
She lied. The people next to her were moved to first class, they don't do that for fun, they do that when they have too!

She paid for another seat. She isn't fighting anything but her life expectancy

>>41968141
found the fatty

>>41966761
>rekt by a old man on FB
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>41967526
yeah i never understood this meme. yes you need to pay more up front, but you get more food. if you buy that wendy's shit for 5 days, that's say, 25 dollars. for that much you could get a bag of rice, beans, chicken breast/pork chops/frozen fish, and a bag of frozen broccoli or whatever you wanted, a bag of potatoes.

>>41966761

damn

>>41967140

I have visible abs (not a crazy 6-pack) but I can still grab. Maybe it's skin.

Or am I stilll fat?

>>41966968
How.... How in holy fuck could you even physically have sex with a girl that fat?? Like the mechanics just blow my mind, does this mean I will never make it?

>>41967854
Just drink water, wtf is up with this addictive jew juice

>>41968885
kek

>>41969080
I'm, 8% bf and have pretty good abs but can still grab, but what I get is about a quarter inch thick. The thickness of what you grab is the most important part

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>>41966761
BTFO

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>>41966819
what is this service that shows you how much of an enemy other people are for you?

I'd use it as my antisocial media, been looking for something like that for years.

>>41967374
Jesus Christ, the one on the right looks like my ex...

>>41968885
>>41966761
/ourguy/

>>41966720
Theres literally nothing wrong with this, shes looking for a fat fetishiser

>>41969195
>fat people don't like other fat people as SO
What makes you think that normalweight people like fat people as SO? feeders and chubbychasers aside ofcourse

>>41966730
>decent person who just struggles with weight
>doesnt deny it
>probably would look pretty good if she lost some more weight
more power to her. nothing to bash here. wtf anon

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>>41966799
lmao she wants a person thats not overweight that is attracted to obese girls, but she doesn't want anyone with weird sexual fetishes.

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>>41969212
I literally said shes looking for a fat fetishiser

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>>41969249
Sorry anon, I just woke up.
Here, have an old screenshot as apology

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what is this body type called?

>>41969274
What exercises can I do to grow my feet like his?

>>41969301
Flatten with the 700lbs by 5

>>41968922
Explain how the flight attendant wasn't being a cunt. Fat people fly on planes all the time. Unless someone was specifically complaining about the op than the flight attendant was just be a cunt. Simple as that

>>41969342
>Explain how the flight attendant wasn't being a cunt

>cheap fat cunt spend tons of money on food everyday, but bought only 1 airplane seat ticket.
>you are sitting next to this fat cunt, your hand touching her fat every second, because she can't fit in her seat. She is too big.
>you are frustrated, but can't say nothing, because you are too polite.
>stewardess see you, see your struggle.
>offer you more comfortable seat.
>fat shame fat cunt, because she thinks only about herself and how to buy more food.
So why this is all not fat cunt fault?
If you are too big for 1 seat, you need to buy 2 tickets.

>>41969342
>Hamplanet boards
>Sits down. taking up 2 whole seat with a million late night snacks and value meals
>Person on the right is squished into the wall
>Person on the left is squished into the isle
>Fatty in the middle teehees quietly
>Flight attendant see look of despair in the eyes of the people who are being squished
>Fat cunt didn't care enough to realize the other 2 people were being covered with her fat

Maybe if you don't make bad decisions you won't have to pay for them.

>>41966898
She looks like a pillowcase full of watermelons

>>41967233

You should probably do dumbbell bench presses, if you have no option with an actual bar. Smith machines feel completely different from normal benching, and dumbbells are closer because you have to keep your arms stable.

I don't know what smith machines are supposed to be good for, really.

>>41967919
>ex grandmother
>ex
>grandmother

Just because she's dead doesn't mean that you become divorced from her.

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>>41966979
>those tiny calves

>>41969667
>not changing your DNA to stop being related to soneone

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>>41967001

>>41969274
Snorlax

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>>41969274
I don't understand. Where is his spine? Is he sitting down? Why does his head seem so big?

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>>41969274
Fat Aladdin mode

>>41968473
Damn, she was a solid 7.5/10 before she went fatty mode.

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>>41969749
skeleton probably looks like this

>>41969141
It's just OkCupid. It just bases your likelihood of being friends/enemies based on how you answer match questions (like how you lean politically, how ambitious you are, how important having kids is to you, etc.) and how you rank the importance of how your potential mate would answer (very important to you/somewhat important/a little important/not at all important).

>>41969765
I wonder if he can pee standing up.

>>41969881
Nothing to do with fatties despite being amusing.

>>41967887
It's not just that, redditors seems to think that fat people stories are multi-part epics (with oh-so-lulzy titles) featuring a cast of quirkily-named characters and the most hyperbolic descriptions they can think of.

>>41969921
Blows my fucking mind that people like this actually exist

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>>41969257

>>41969274
Bean bag chair mode

>>41966720
why do fatties have high standards?

>>41970094
Because normal guys make them think they're worth more than they are because they'll still fuck them.

Why are there a billion McDonald's restaurants when you can make a better and healthier burger at home? Why will Katy Perry perform at a Super Bowl before The Dillinger Escape Plan?

>>41966973
>chocolate milk and cheese wheels
fucking kek

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>>41969274
its almost a buster gonad mode

>>41970005
This, I don't want to read an ongoing 35 part story about your fat coworker/friend/family member.

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>>41969274
blueberry mode

>>41970125
>Dillinger Escape Plan is your example of good music
lmfao fedora tier pleb get some taste

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>>41969086
YOU HAVE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX BROTHER

>>41970253
>implying anything I would pick other than some shitty example like Drake would suffice on here for you

>>41967427
What the fuck? She looks like she's in her early 50s but posts like she's 20

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>>41970282

>>41968515
Hey atleast she's running

>>41970286
where did you even get Drake from
I listen to real music like Death Grips and NMH

>>41970317
>I listen to real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClnMGiy32qI
Listen from 2:35 cost that is what you sound like.

>>41970317
I didn't know this was /mu/.

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>>41970317
>Neutral Mill Hotel

>>41967187
this makes being fat look like an accomplishment. she got that way little by little, by eating one bite at a time. it took thousands of those plates to pack on the mass she's got. no wonder she looks so proud. she should be.

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Those poor kids :(

>>41969342
The guys next to her were complaining. She is either lying or the guys didn't confront her directly, but went straight to the stewardess.

>>41966739
I would have no problem if people like this would be executed.

>>41967198
i hate fats as much as you people do, but there's no way the author of that story wasn't actually being a cunt the entire time. she couldn't even refrain from being a cunt while typing out her story.

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>>41966898

>>41966681

>Visit Disney land in California
>Hear this constant beeping throughout the day
>Realize it's the sound mobility scooters make when backing
>Humour myself by thinking that number of beeps represents years left before hearth attack
>Chuckle to myself while navigating through blobs of the Caribean maze

My Eurofag mind couldn't comprehend such freedom

>>41967042
Because culture is not your friend and people feed their ego

>>41966720

>"I'm not attracted to overweight people."
>Like any sane person is

>>41970403
You made a stinky fuckin' doo doo in your underwear motherfucker

>>41967374
I bet these girls are such sluts. They've gotta be pregnant drug addicts by now

>>41967198

This author is obnoxious. And I'm not sure I believe that her sister and her are really so hot.

>>41970094
Because it's part of keeping up their own delusion. Otherwise they'd have to realise they are undesirable and lose weight.

>>41966730
Cowgirl aka girlcow. Good thing she's on it.

>>41966819
Likes baking, wonder why

>>41967461

you must have seen very few fat people because most of the time you can say that if someone has a pretty face

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>>41968321
best I can do

>>41966720
There's a girl from my hometown. She's an unemployed single mum who is 5'5 and easily 200+ and has 15 tattoos and pink hair. She's looking for and I shit you not. Tall dark and handsome with a steady job. MUST be over 6'2

>>41969785

the real question is: how the fuck someone like that walk alone w/o a deambulator or scooter

>>41966728
I'm a fit girl with a eating disorder searching for validation for her problems. Also more of a whore than a virgin.
I'm 100% sure that I am not the only one here with that pattern, though.

>>41970575
If you've ever smelled Abraham Lincoln's pussy, then you have some idea of how my pussy smells. My pussy smells very similar to Abraham Lincoln's pussy.

>>41969274
he just stole many pillow and shove it in his pant, pretending to be a fat ass

>>41970715
>fit girl
>whore

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>41969640
Shrugs. Thats it desu.

>>41969274
Butter golem mode

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>>41966761
the absolute madman

>>41966953
>>41968518
And bruja means witch. What a coincidence.

>>41970317
i ony listen to real music like the magic school bus intro and bubsy 3d's ost

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>>41966761
dammit Roger!
/ourguy/

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>>41966973
The question was a clever troll. Of course a fatty took the bait.

>>41967374
Come on B. That's thick as fuck and I don't even fuck white bitches.

>>41970399
Shit, I forgot about them. They were fucking weird

>>41967427
I imagine the smell probably would.

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>>41967374
>far right

MUH DICK

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imagine the smell of this area, ugh

http://www.theonion.com/article/fat-guy-mistakenly-thought-of-as-strong-5635

>>41972302
Well, atleast they are doing something. They are better than 99% of the other landwhales in this thread.

>>41967387
>>41967395
>>41967428
It needs to be said. The thing people jerk off about and define as "thicc" is basically a warning sign. It's like you could take an architect and have them look at it and the architect would realize the shit age will due to that structure if the problem isn't taken care of, but the general public likes it.

>>41972344
>will due
Will do.

More coffee is clearly fucking required.

>>41969440
Fucking lost it

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>>41969274
Wobble clown mode?

>>41966755
I don't blame them, it's ayce and won't be horrid unless it's fried taco shells

>>41972344
>>41972350
And I realize I'm being sort of vague. THICC leads directly into Oatmeal Ass. And the slowing of the metabolism generally tied in leads to explosive obesity.

>>41966775

Beliving that fast food is cheap should be cause for diagnosing a learning disorder.

Bulk beans or rice are like a dollar a pound. Potatoes are pretty damn close.

>>41967374
>right looks like my oneitis
>even has the nose piercing
nopls

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>>41972334
It's a fetish porn though :/

>>41969411
Your broken-English writing style is poetic. I like it.

>>41969921
its really autistic the lengths people will go to make reddit look even shittier. What does this person gain from faking a reddit post this obviously?

>>41972402
Man, I remember that Reddit thread. Someone posted that clip and it was a bunch of people cheering them on.

And then someone dropped the bomb on them. And they desperately tried to ignore it.

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>>41966681
Reminder that mods are fat faggots.

>>41967026
this desu

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I guess this can be filed under fat hate, maybe more of an autism hate.

Getting bjs off of depressed hammies is easy as shit, Idk why you guys don't bother.

I don't even fap anymore, car play with fat girls off okc or tinder IS me fapping

>>41972583
Fatties are gross and I don't want them touching me.

>>41967001
>cant tell someones health by looking at them
Dont know, I can tell who has cancer. Does that count?

>>41970403
Europe is getting just as fat dude. Some European countries are already fatter than my state in the US. Also disneyland is a poor excuse of a sample of the population, that place attracts certain types of people.

>>41970715
>I'm 100% sure that I am not the only one here with that pattern
Actually you probably are. Also
>eating disorder
>fit
Pick one

>>41972344
Guys complaining about a problem they created themselves? !!! Ya don't say!!!!
Seriously, you guys should be ashamed over all the times you shoot yourselves in the foot.
STOP DICKING FATTIES YOU DESPERATE THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO LATER COMPLAIN WOMEN ARE FAT

>>41967286
my sides
she would be 8-9/10 if she lost weight

>>41967433
>>41972705
she wouldn't. lot of real estate between her mouth and chin. not to mention the big wide nose. fat's her best look.

>>41972446
That sounds pretty funny anon do you have a link?

>>41967346
I imagine there is an event horizon for being so built they are afraid to sound the lunk alarm on you.

>>41972544
>and then everyone stood up and clapped

>>41972772
You're banned from planet fitness if you're too buff. You'll intimidate and bodyshame the other clients just by existing which is bad for business.

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>>41972544
This is just sad.

>>41972784
>sets off the Lunk Alarm at 50 yards.

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>>41972825
forgot my pic

>>41972831
Reminder: He's 28. 28 going on 45.

>>41972836
High test makes you look more mature.

This is why No Fap works.

>>41972831

Do we know if he actually hit his gf or just got really mad and made her wet herself?

>>41968518
A good third of all the women on tinder or bumble include "intersectional feminist" in their bios where I live.

Sometimes I fucking hate Minneapolis.

>>41966755
M8 an appetite and a fat ass aren't the same thing. I'll could eat you out of house and home, I just wouldn't because I have self control. Once in a blue moon I'll do something like this, and that moon comes if the chance of 55 ameribucks of food for like, a tenner of p00nds

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>>41967187

>>41969274
'mirin dem penis gainz

>>41966710
This is more sad than funny...

>>41969931
>only fat people are allowed to eat unhealthy food
>fit people have to eat healthy and in moderation

Well, that is how you get and stay fit.

>>41972671
Excessive exercise is a form of purging. It is possible to be fit (for awhile) with an eating disorder.

>>41972868
except that it doesn't

>>41972782
clapping is a common theme

>>41969274

idk why but this guy really reminds me of the final boss in sonic 2, but with shorter legs

>>41973004
I know a bodybuilder that prides himself on eating boxes and boxes of walnut whips on special occasions or if he's massively under his intake. We literally bonded over our appetite

>>41972382
ppl can't into basic math

>>41972544
Greg?

>>41972382
>>41973170
While I agree that 90% of the people that say that are just fat asses and aren't even poor, it is true at a point.
I've been poor to the point that I was lucky to eat once a day and 99p burgers or pies was a blessing. 99p is going to get you flat nothing remotely healthy. You could starve for four days and get a piece of chicken I suppose.

>>41972782
There's plenty of black in Sweden, but they typically don't refer to themselves as knights

>>41966825
tfw you weigh less than the average girl
fuck i need to bulk

>>41973205
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/254877379?sc_cmp=ppc*GHS+-+Grocery+-+New*PX+%7C+Shopping+GSC+%7C+All+Products+%2B+Tesco+Brand*PRODUCT+GROUP254877379*&gclid=CIqG-K3H49QCFYKw7QodPzMMYw&gclsrc=aw.ds

Eat this, then save the 10p change for a week and buy some beans or something

>>41973276
That's not a link to an individual item. Also I'm just going to preemptively make a point, when you're that poor you're living day by day, you can't explicitly save. Secondly, when you're fucking starving constantly, you're going to go with convenience. Not saying that's not lazy, just saying it's not the same KIND of lazy by any stretch of the imagination. "I haven't eaten in two days, I'm going to fucking McDonalds with my pennies" is not the same as "I haven't eaten in an hour, I should work out, but fuck it I'll get a big mac meal with extra fries"

>>41973270
If a girl weighs more in lbs than she is cm tall she fat, a girl who is 160cm and weighs 170lbs is fat as fuck, a 38" waist is Rippetoe-tier

>>41973304
Should have just made a sign saying
>pls halp homeless and hungry :'(
Especially in big cities full of virtue-signalling liberals, them niggers are eating dominoes and shit, literally eating more expensive meals than I do

>>41966825
>average woman
>5'4
>170
Disgusting

>>41973332
Nobody homeless here gets any money, even if you got away with pretending to be homeless. If you are you're definitely not hoping you can save up, you're grabbing whatever the cheapest and quickest thing is while you can. I've literally never seen an actually homeless person eating anything coming close to the price of a dominoes in any major city here. Though now I'm a lot less poor I tend to buy homeless a sandwich or the like if I get the chance. If they're looking for easy money or drugs, tough shit, if they're actually just trying to eat they tend to be grateful

>>41970699
>MUST be over 6'2
Even if I wasn't a manlet, this would turn me off. Somehow, I just get the impression the same kind of women who make these kinds of demands would get offended if I put "no one over 220 lbs" somewhere in my profile.

>>41972544
>that girl? Albert Einstein.

>>41966761
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>41967374
Left one

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Spotted a wild beetus leg.

>>41969274
Someone zoom in and crop the look of disgust in the woman's face next to him.

>>41967427
Even if she lost weight she'd still be ugly

>>41972470
>post IDs don't match

literally kys

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>>41971164
jebus

>>41973657
venous ulcer probably

if he actually is diabetic then there's a chance he loses that leg

>>41971164
Looks like a fat Boxxy

>>41969717
REKT

>>41969749
he's slouching

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I need you to roast me fit. I ate a whopper at 4pm as a snack like a disgusting fattie. Help me not doing it again

>>41973747
>a fat Boxxy

Rounddy.

>>41972878
Don't worry, the Somalis will preoccupy them for you.

>>41969931
This makes me want to ruin my cut just to stare some fatfuck tumblrina down as i stuff my face while remaining human shaped. Despite the amount of money you must spend on food to be that size, you don't own every goddamned pizza in existence, jesus.

>>41967005
you ketofags always amaze me at what garbage you put into your body

>>41973819
IIFYM, man

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>>41966761

>>41972302
How hard is it to climb just a foot to get on top of this thing?

>>41972382
Fast food is cheap "in the moment" because that $5 right then gets you a burger. but the separate ingredients for a similar burger (buns, meat, cheese) could cost around $10, even though you'd get multiple burgers out of the purchase.

so fat/unhealthy people can't think ahead and use critical thinking, but what else is new? lol

>>41972302

I wouldn't have them on a treadmill being that big. Bike or elliptical. Those joints have been through enough.

>>41969931
I hate them so much

>>41972302
>unable to lift her foot 10 inches to get on to the treadmill, even with bracing her arms

i don't care if this is a fetish video, it hurts to watch someone so incapable of normal movement

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>>41973744
Considering that's a home made bandage and he's at a fast food place he doesn't even know he has the beetus

>>41966775
>1kg/2,5lbs of pasta
1,60€/$
>pasta sauce
1€/$
>1kg of broccoli
0,80€/$
>500g muesli
1€/$
>1L milk
0,59€/$

total: 4,99€

That feeds me for about one week and is definitly more healthy than fastfood.

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>>41967374
>>41966681

>>41974075
Please god, give me 7-9.

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>>41967198
>5'4"
>130
>Abs
Hmmm

>>41974097
Thank you. Forever shall I sing your praises.

>>41974075
Rolling

>>41974075
God I want to slap that 7-9

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Hello darkness my old friend

>>41972446
What was the bomb they dropped? Give context man. I have no idea what the story behind this is.

>>41972437
There's a subreddit for everything, and a FUCKTON of degenerate subreddits for degenerate things. Why does it surprise you that redditors are like this?

>>41974116
I always went to give Julius a hug whenever I see his pics posted. Poor dude looked right into the abyss.

>>41969249
senpai what's that longer hair supposed to be representing? shit ain't a goatee, there's no chin showing. it's like drawing on a chin with facial hair..boogie just let it go, your chin is gone

>>41966825
but women are fatter than men anon

>>41966755
>Disagree
Kek

>>41974075
Cutie with the hat plz

>>41973390
I love this meme

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Would smash

>>41972470
mods are fat faggots. Reported a BBW thread for bestiality and I got banned

>>41973819
Keep doing it fatty.
I hope you kill yourself with cheeseburgers.

>>41972877
>Do we know if he actually hit his gf or just got really mad and made her wet herself?

gonna need a quick rundown on this one, my family.

>>41973819
>No self-restraint
>relies on anons on a cambodian snail-racing forum for encouragement

not gonna make it

>>41973819

You need to keep putting yourself in environments where you feel the social pressure to better yourself. Go to the gym, be out in public. And if you're fat and your clothes are too tight, whatever you do, do NOT buy the next size up. You'll just get comfortable and get even fatter.

>>41967005
>remove the tomatoes
Why would you do this? Tomatoes are amazing.

>>41973819
gotta eat big meals to get big pipes, bruh. go on the dreamer diet and one day you'll be a jacked as fuck colossus.

>>41974075
Kill me

>>41973819
You're a faggot with no self restraint, no discipline and no willpower, get the fuck out of this board.

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>>41967470
What the fuck man

I wish I had real friends

>>41974195
>allegations
https://barbend.com/hafthor-bjornsson-domestic-violence-accusations/
Its actually literally nothing after I checked it out.

>>41966728
low quality b8 but
>am decently fit, not lanky anymore
>try to eat what i can of healthy food to gain weight and muscle
and
>implying i lack the self control to not look up disgusting detish porn
You're arguing with people who have the self control to not get fat, i'm pretty sure you're the only one looking up fucked up degenerate fetish shit due to excessive masturbation and increasingly degenerate porn watching. Because you have no willpower and are addicted to the easy dopamine.

>>41967817
If you can't do 170 on a normal bench, you can't fucking do 170.

>>41967162
I don't get it.
0 calories in, [cardio] calories out, I don't see the issue.
If that person just really really likes the taste of disgusting artifical sweeteners, let them drink it.

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>>41969274 elmer fudd

>>41968141
yeah im sure the guy was
>fine with it

>>41974442
As I said, I probably can't do 170 on a regular bench. I wanna switch gyms, but I want to avoid early cancellation fees at my current gym and the startup costs of a new gym. I may wait til August when my membership expires.

>>41974075
Rolling for 7 to 9

>>41966819
>you have to be ok with my fatness
>but dont like.. be into it
>also dont be fat
the scary part is you know that all sounded reasonable in her head. they walk among us

>>41973849
Somalis stick to their own here, dating wise.

>>41971378
>bubsy 3d's ost
muh nigga

>>41972409
I understood it fine.