Blender

A fork

a whisk

I mean very fast

Close the lid and press the button. No gimmicky useless features.

A blender
Seriously, how the fuck can you not afford a cheap blender?

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170628164109&SearchText=blender

>>41966073
>https://www.aliexpress.com
>$70+

dafuq
i mean like 10-20$

>>41965936
I got an old Vitamix from a yard sale for like $10, turns out they're an upward of 200... So I never needed a cheaper blender.

>>41965936

I've been looking for one myself, this shows up as the top seller.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Breville-VBL062-Active-Personal-Blender/dp/B00DGLUW4E/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen-appliances&ie=UTF8&qid=1498696980&sr=1-4&keywords=blender

There's also the "pro" version which I don't see any difference with other than its black
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Breville-Blend-Active-Pro-Blender-300/dp/B00YCATE9C/ref=sr_1_20?s=kitchen-appliances&ie=UTF8&qid=1498696980&sr=1-20&keywords=blender


I know diddly squat about blenders but they seem good to me

>>41966122
I see a shit ton of neat looking vintage blenders at the thrift shops, but I am too squeamish to use those.

>>41965938
>>41965949
>>41965950
>not spinning your finger really fast

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>>41966186
Doing it right now

>>41965936
>Take protein
>preferably flavored (I use JYM in redvelvet cake because it was free)
>add 1 scoop to a 12 oz drinking glass
>add 2-4oz of water
>add 1 egg
>whisk until all powder is gone
>microwave for 45 seconds
>enjoy
I would warn about salmonella but its chicken eggs not salmon eggs so you should be good

>>41966104
a tumbler and a whisk is probably the best you can do for that amount