Hey anon, do you mind watching my form while I do some squats?
BBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>41965325
>proceed to shit all over her form when she's done
"No need to thank me, it was the least I could do!"
>>41965325
PPPPFTPTPTPFPPFPFPFPFPFP *dribble*
>>41965325
BBBUUUUUURRRRAAAAAAAAPPP
>>41965325
>lower faggot
>have a girl with dat ass ask me for spot since I'm deadlifting behind the squat rack and instead of using the free one a few feet away she wants to use the one right in front of me
>sure I say
>says she's going to do 3
>sure I say
>stay far enough away so she isn't feeling awkward but close enough that if she fails I'm right there
>every time she goes up we catch eyes and just looking at her get up
>on the 3rd rep I go closer to her to help her up
>she begins going up so I go and put my hands near her to help her if she needs it without touching the bar
>out of nowhere she drops again and starts like pulsing on the bottom up and down
>freaked out so decide to step back but before I can she begins going up can't move out of the way fast enough
>my sack literally drags across her back, her ass is sticking out and pushing into my legs as she's using me as a brace to stand up
>entire time we are just staring at each other in the mirror
Closest my weiner has been to a vagina
Where can I get those socks
>>41965582
do I even need to say it
>>41965325
Only if you sit on my face after
>>41965582
why didn't you bang?
pppprttthhhHhhhhHHHHHH BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRTTtthh
>>41965582
>spotting her on deadlifts
>not penetrating her on the spot
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? How much larger of a hint does she need to drop?
>>41965582
a true /fitizen hero
>>41965582
hey I have a similar story
>super hot gril regular at my Uni gym
>5,5, redhead, banging body
>always wears extra-skimpy outfits revealing her butt
>one day comes to me asking for a spot on squats
>the gym was packed and she picked ME deliberately
>275 on the bar
>she says she's going for 5
>I know for a fact she can't get that up for even 1
>get behind her
>she fails, I pick her up
>she puts 225 and goes for 10
>shittiest quarter reps you've ever seen
>all the while I'm bracing her with my arms keeping her upright
>booty is literally an inch from my cock
>resist the urge to dry hump her right there in the gym
>feels her up instead while "spotting" her
>afterwards she chats me up telling me how she always sees me but that I was too intimidating to approach
>we joke around a bit and I know for a fact I'm gonna fuck
>she never came back
why is life so unfair fit, it would have been my first fuck buddy from the gym
>>41966553
Why didn't you take her snapchat or something? God damnit anon
>>41966647
because I don't have a phone
usually when I chat up a girl I have her add me on facebook and we set up a date that way
it's making me miss some opportunities but I'm not about to pay 40 bucks a month + price of the phone. Plus those things are distracting
>>41966647
reported for underage fagot
>>41966770
>no phone
enjoy having sex zero times, you fucking creep
>>41966770
> plus those things are distracting
nigger you're shitposting on a zimbabwean bushmeat purveyor's forum right now
>>41966770
>no phone
Wow you were never going to fuck
>>41965481
>>41966770
lmao no wonder it didn't happen you fucking autist
>>41965582
How did you not have sex after this? I swear the shit I read on hear makes me wonder how you fuckers tie your damn shoes.
>>41965924
https://gometal.com/product/deadlift-socks/
>>41965325
i literally want to shove my nose up her sweaty asshole and take long, deep inhales until i climax my brains out.
>>41967537
Same, it would be fucking instinctual at that point for me.
>>41965325
sometimes when i'm out and i see a pretty girl showing off her body/tits in tight clothes i just want to make her pay for making me feel like i do. who is she to stir up these feelings and then know i will nevr have a chance with her? what makes her feel so safe? does she think the police will save her? does she think they will be fast enough to stop what i will do?
>>41967723
calm down muhammad
>>41967723
Yeah why dont they cover up with some polyester, amirite muhhamad?
>>41965325
you've done enough squats for today, ham hams
>>41965582
>not getting smoothies together after
>not banging her when your finished
What's wrong with you anon?
>>41966904
Oh shit, I thought this was the Chilean cryptography deciphering forum
>>41967723
Im White and sometimes feel the same, maybe Islam and the west can get along after all
>>41965582
>>41965582
>her ass is sticking out and pushing into my legs as she's using me as a brace to stand up
>being this autistic
>nice bait i took it all
>>41965582
Thank you for a little test boost, man.
>>41965582
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>>41965582
>asking for a spot for squats in the rack
People don't actually do this, do they? I mean possibly aside from girls who were sexually abused by their personal trainers
>>41967696
what just smash her right there?
>>41965582
sad virgin
>>41965582
>my sack literally drags across her back
top fucking KEK
>>41965325
You can squat on my dick, bitch.
>>41970706
no, its just how the fuck do you fuck up when she literally rubs her body on your nuts?
>>41966770
>get a used ~1yo android
>learn into custom rom
>literally good as new phone for $100 max
That plus a sim only for 10 bucks a month. Did it for years before my boss decided to start paying for my cell plan
>>41966770
I like your style