/fat/ thread for fatties to tell their most shameful stories
>literally zero food in the house (because of me)
>sister complains to mom about no food
>mom gives me 20 bucks to buy a pizza for me and my sister to share
>she gives it to me because I'm older and more responsible
>wait for 3pm for her to take her daily nap
>order two large pizzas stacked with as much toppings as the 20 dollars could afford
>leave no tip for delivery guy
>eat both pizzas before she wakes up at 5
While I write this, I'm currently eating a bag of croutons like it's a bag of chips that my mom bought me to encourage me to eat more salads
I don't have any shame
Congrats you're a fat greedy loser
Sage
>>41955588
No father figure huh?
>>41955643
My sister is a cunt, nigger
She deserves to starve
OP
>>41955658
Yes she's a cunt for treating her fat pathetic sack of shit brother as he deserves to be treated.
is this the /fat/ thread? or just a greentext story?
>MOM MADE FRIED CHICKEN WITH FRIES AGAIN
>>41955778
Fuck off you worthless nigger, I'm bigger than she is and need food way more than she does
>>41955808
You are a fat fuck and you do not need half the shit you put in your body.
Post em lads
>>41955924
You are still consuming WAY too many calories. It looks like you average 1500; that should realistically be down to 1000 at most if you seriously want to lose weight.
>>41955941
>he's a fucking cashieer!
What do you think about having juts 1 meal, it's pretty damn hard but I eat like 1k calories a day because of it.
>>41956033
I typically have 200 calories worth of oatmeal in the morning and will starve myself until dinner, where I'll eat a dinner worth around 1000 calories.
>>41955588
>>41955658
>>41955808
My GOD OP is disgusting. The fuck are you doing on /fit/ if you don't have any shame?? Leave this place and do not return until you've decided to take your miserable life seriously.
>>41955588
>neighbors invite us and other neighbors for a "get together/meet up/feast type" party
>lots of food
>not a buffet so everyone gets one of 3 plates
>ok eat my plate with the dessert but still hungry
>2 hours later people starting to leave
>wait patiently till everyone left the food tables
>sneak in and start shoveling left over chicken and dessert
>the house owner came in and saw me and said "w-we got more plates over there if you want"
>immediately stop eating
>eyes pop, my face is red, say nothing and leave with food in my mouth
>realize that i'm absolutely disgusting
>>41955588
I chew up cookies and spit them out into the bin , then I rinse with whole milk that goes into the sink
>>41955941
Protip: this guy is retarded