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>>41953267

Good. Moar pls

>>41953286
I have that haircut

>>41953418
>no ITALIA jersey and arab ethnic makeup
>no eyeliner
4/10

>>41953610
I'm sorry to hear that

>>41953704
Chicks dig it. It's high maintenance, but I got tired of the messy faux-hawk look and wanted to try something new

>>41953286
>having a bmw means you can't bench over 1pl8
post your car faggot

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>>41953723
cool it ragetard nobody cares about your (tiny) dick-waving

>>41953718
These old fucks should be banned. Nobody wants to see you old cock and balls

>>41953736
Those are half squats not quarter squats dummy

>>41953267
Truth right there. Hat backwards, jerking that fucking cable like a spaz

>>41953758
I mostly see them at the pool lounging in the fucking lanes.

>>41953769
>half squat
>not even parallel
got me to reply

>>41953723
Manlet rage detected

>>41953286
haha shit that's me, only the shoes look better and casual underwear

>>41953758
speak for yourself

>>41953298
w2c wristwatch

>>41953802

Add the pussy pad to this pic.

>>41953286
wow that's some guy at my gym that i see always benching 1 pl8

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>>41953823
>t.

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>>41953842

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>tfw 10x10 german volume training on the lat machine today and i dont dress like this

>>41953418
curls for the girls

>>41953440
lol I thought my gym was the only one with these people

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>>41953286
reminds me of my friends little bro

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>>41953440
99% of women in Texas. Fucking kill me so I do t have to see these subhumans anymore. They waddle around with their head cocked back and arms turned in like gorillas. Fuck I hate fat people.

>>41954820
That's what you get for living in Chile 2.0

>>41953954
Thighs for the guys

>>41953267
>>41953418
>>41953440
>>41953736
I've seen all of these in the past week at the gym. Fuck me

>>41954813
This is damn near every girl in a Uni gym period

i've only been to a gym once when i was like 16. all i remember is a huge somoan guy, a skinny kid that everybody knew, and an old guy that talks too much.

>>41956724
>Hair seems to overreact to the wind

help

>>41953267
Why is this so common ? Every gym I go there's always that guy, and oh always stares (hard stares) at cardio bunnies. Nigga, like every gym I go

>>41953418
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>>41954813

too accurate

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>>41953769
Half squat is to parallel. Squat is calves to hamstrings.

>>41953723
Calm down there elliot

>>41953842
Are women allowed to use neck protectors when squatting without it being shameful?

>>41957161
>file name
Kek'd audibly

>>41953723
Found the manlet

>>41953723
>bought a BMW to make up for the fact that his bench sucks.
Faggot

>>41957161
That file name

>>41953736

so fucking true it is hilarious

>>41953440
>no 'letting the leg press drop on the safeties after one set and wandering off'

>>41957201
No, because the bar doesn't go on your fucking neck.

>>41956791
I also have this issue, but none of the other ones. I just don't like how fake my hair feels when I put product in it.

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>>41953418
I have that after shave

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>>41957604
>tfw living in Asia now
pic related is my life every time I'm at the gym
I miss that Protestant discipline and respect for the gym

>>41957604
I've only seen an indian in mt gym once, he was wearing exactly whats in the middle pic, expected him to be shit being skiny and not wearing the right clothes. Out of nowhere he starts doing benches like a god, doing 2pl8 like nothing

>>41957604

lol I made this one.

>>41953881
Alpha

>>41956724
t. A normal person

>>41957201
they never really lift enough to cause pain though

>>41953267
Anywhere just think thats mexican

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>>41953723
The bus

>>41957551
There are more products than just the gel that turns your hair fucking solid. Use either a wax or a clay you autist.

>>41953267
There is a group of 4 - 5 teens, probably 16 at much, who go to my gym and dress exactly like that. They always go from machine to machine, together, taking turns to use them between them. They go to the bench and maybe the biggest one can lift 2 10 lbs plates.

They are alright tho, I don't think they have a real routine and don't mess with anybody, they are always yelling "CUM ON BRO, YOU CON DO IT" and shit like that, tho.

>>41958154
that guy is clearly a meme for track cycling.

>>41957628
Holy shit. No wonder India is such a shithole.

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>>41956724
>perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him"

>>41953298
those legs are shopped
r-r-right?

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>>41957161
>fibonacci press

>>41956724
i walk like this but i've had sex with 3 people, 2 of which i am currently sexing

>>41958559
Yeah well I have 4 gfs and they let me touch there boobs

>>41956724
this image had me so self concious that I've started mean mugging everyone I walk past now, but it's better to look mental than a virgin

Someone make one for crossfitters

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>>41953736
THIS IS MY BANE i've been so ashamed of my tiny narrow knee area! So is the cause bad squat form? is not genetics?

>>41956724
>Lets cram as much relatable things into an image as possible

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>>41956724
Obviously inspired by a 12 year old boy.

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>>41959213
literally nothing wrong there bruh

>>41959264
quite an expert

>>41953723
It's the truth that often stings the most

>>41958470
Nope. Having big calves is useless for oly lifting, quite the opposite even. Being able to deep squat depends on mostly on hip mobility and ankle mobility (dorsiflexion). If you train your calves a lot without stretching them properly you are reducing your ankle mobility and making it harder for you to squat deep enough.

TL;DR: Calves have shit all to do with leg strength

>>41953418
Why don't they just buy a barbell and some weights and train at home? Hundreds of dollars wasted on useless curls.

>>41953736
>straps invalidate your deadlift
brb telling Eddie Hall his world record 500kg lift doesn't count because someone on a polynesian stone carving forum said so.

>>41953723
>implying im a cager

>>41959213
Bane?

>>41953723
>tfw you're mad on /fit/
>tfw you have to let everyone know your engine size in litres is the same as your dick size in inches
>2.7

>>41957604
>currey powder
Kek

>>41962183
>>41956724
post more virgin vs chad pics>>41956724

>>41954820
Where are you in Texas? There everywhere here in Fort Worth

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>>41962183

this one is trying too hard

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>>41953286

This is 100% accurate. Even the watch looks like mine.

Am I a normie /fit/?

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>>41954820
I'm also in Texas. Its disgusting how overweight some people are. It gets better in the cities, at least.

Our state needs to require nutrition classes. Fried catfish and tex-mex are great, but they are not cornerstones of health diets...

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>>41962313

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>>41953881
>tfw you'll never be on paw-paw's genital

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>inb4 i get b& by the autistic jans

>>41962378
>confident, unpredictable ways
Lost it

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>>41962402
You're a fucking legend dude. How can one make this shit up

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>>41962313
>eats between soundwaves

>>41962260
where in Fort Worth you at m8

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>>41953723

>>41953723
Dont mind them. These poor folk will never know the joy of driving an m3 at 100+ down the highway.

Try and keep up faggots.

>>41962292
Delet this

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>>41959338
>Calves have shit all to do with leg strength

twig legged bitch spotted. everyone gather around and laugh at the chicken legged pussy with me.

>>41957628
i feel sick

>>41958120
I don't like those either

>>41962402
>girl is beyond "used goods" and heading into "bargain bin" territory
I fucking died

>>41962273
>Vibrates constantly to annoy people
Wat. Person who made this has dealt with some strange Chads.

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>>41962958
No it was just the opposite of the virgin sit where he tries as hard as he can to not make any noise

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>>41959269
HAHA This political party i don't like SURELY overlaps with other groups i don't like, probably exclusively.
Well memed, my friend.

>>41963015
Thanks for the ab workout anon

>>41958154
>jump rope
???

>>41957575
brut is good shit man

>>41957575
are you a foreigner?

>>41963211
>Not fastening your dragon dildo to your rectum with a standard jump rope
Never gonna make it

>>41963211
autoerotic asphyxiation

>>41957604

us Indians have shit genetics for strength

>>41957628
this is pissening

>>41953769
Found the half squatter

>>41953440
>>41954073
kek me2

>>41962366

Texasfag here, you in my CCity? Could use a gym buddy.

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>>41957604
>curry powder

>>41962183
Top kek, post the virgin urinal one if you got it

>>41958559
you can have sex and still be a virgin. And you're still one. Insecure enough to try to explain yourself on an anon image board.
>Virgin

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Does anyone have the big Lenny starter pack? Sides were in orbit from that one.

>>41963161
t. dem crossfitter

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>>41959338

>>41953286
This is basically me except I don't have the fuccboi haircut and I drive an Audi

>>41953758
I feel ya
https://youtu.be/2UJMmF40i3c?t=90

>>41958533
>It removes the toxins
Fucking this

>>41957667
nice try pajeet, you're very transparent.

>>41959255
Speak for yourself m8, I honestly relate to any of that, admittedly I'm not a virgin tho

>>41964031
lol what?! hahaha

You know, in Italy, where pizza was invented, they put all sorts of shit on their pizza. Even sliced potatoes.

>>41964064
a) that's not true, a purist neapolitan pizza only has tomato and cheese on it
b) even if it was, not fucking pinapples that's for sure

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>>41964057
Delet this

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>>41964163
shave that beard though.
beards are the push-up bras of chins.

>>41964185
I have a decent jaw line but a beard covers up most of my acne, so it's more like concealer for men.

>>41964064
we would never put pineapple that's for sure

>>41959378
>strap lifter spotted
There is a difference between Eddie Halls 500kg strap deadlift and your 3pl8 strap deadlift.

>>41963015
jesus this was funny

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>>41962183
/tv/ is the best board

>>41962260
Can confirm from DFW

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>>41964163

>>41964302
>h
>r
>e

>>41964057
jup thats me

>>41964057
>not a gallon jug of milk
YNDTP/10

>>41953440
LMAO saw this exact meme the other day down to the fucking handbag

>>41964057
>Not a gallon of piss
You don't know us

>>41962634
>100+
>fast
jej

fuck off elliot

>>41953418
Aúpa Atleti

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>>41964163

>>41953758
Then don't look at it.

>>41964014
>povertymode 5 year old Audi

>>41965270
Why is the virgin everything exclusively applicable to people with black hair
I feel personally attacked on those grounds alone

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>>41964064
try to order a pineapple pizza in Italy and see what happens you infidel
t.Italian

>>41957604
you forgot small to nonexistent cavs

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Fuck I hate truck and SUV drivers

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>>41953723
Sure bud

>>41965720
Then quit going 45 on a fucking entrance ramp to the god damn interstate you sedan driving little fuck

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>>41962402
>constantly screaming john madden style football plays

>>41965647
The fuck is going on in that webm?

>>41965720

these fucks are all over south jersey. I'll be going fucking 55 in a 45 and one of these redneck shitheads will peel up behind me going 70 and pass me in the right lane. God it's so stupid

>>41956724
>lunge up stairs 2+ steps at a time
That one... that one hurt.

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>>41959378
>polynesian stone carving forum

>>41954813
This one hit home for me. They just hang out on the floor mats, stretch, and occasionally do some crunches.

>>41964057
Holy fuck this is literally me in my garage.
>cleans to OHP
>check /fit/ shitposts
>squats
>check /fit/ shitposts
>deads
>check /fit/ shitposts
>make a potato in the microwave
>curl ad infinitum until I'm gassed

>>41953286

The actual redpill.

>>41966380
Brave proud Italians beating the shit out of an anglo for ruining theyr cusine (google battle of the nations)

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>>41962266
I identify with The Chad Sprinkle.

>>41965184
I hope this is bait. You do realize, that most of modern europe and almost all medieval trade was set in place by the 'Norse'?
I mean, I don't give a shit about muh heritage, but do people really don't know anything about history?

>>41970020
Same could be said about the greeks and romans, and to a greater degree

>>41970020
>replying seriously to those kinds of posts

>>41953723
Buy an RB you cunt.

>>41964057
Delet

>>41970316
I would ironically wear that shirt

>>41965639
i think its the depiction of a jew.
skinny, pale, black hair, big nose, small, weak

>>41966481
>right lane passing
Why THE FUCK are you in the left lane going that slow you cuck?

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>>41954813
>>41958533
>>41970298

These are all real and I have seen them.

>>41966601
>>41956724
I fucking hate stairs
I'm only 5ft10, yet it feels like stairs are designed for dwarfs. It's really annoying taking one step at the time.

>>41969795
The poetry of pee

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>>41961980

>tfw I drive a c5 corvette with a 5.7 liter v8
>feelsokman.jpg

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>>41958154
goes both ways, twink

>>41964241
What's the difference. Legit question.

>>41962289
if you use the word 'normie', then you should probably go back to facebook

>>41957161
fucking hell that hurts to look at

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>>41953267

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>>41962183
>butt has never itched

>>41971480
it's so true, fuck

i'm glad that zyzz motivated so many lanklets to lift but it's really unfair to people that don't know, he was on juice, never bulked a day in his fucking life.

>>41970252
No debate.
I was talking about the misrepresentation of actual history.
You didn't see me talking about how every single philosopher liked to screw underage twinks 24/7 did you?

>>41964185
>t. beardlet

[spoiler]you're right though, my chin is shit[/spoiler]

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>>41965270
>doesn't even realise he's lifting

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>>41969795
>the peeing into your own eyes one

>>41962402
>that whooa shirt

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>>41962634

Fuck off supreme gentleman.

>>41959338
Lurk moar

>>41962023
>currey

>>41971488
Gee what could be the difference between Eddie Halls 1000+ poon diddly, which has completely exceeded the maximum gripping capability of the human hand and the structural integrity of 99% of other human's spines, and your 315 deadlift. Hmmm probably a similar set of reasons in why you don't need ladder bars and a parachute to drive your 120hp Honda down the interstate and decelerate on an offramp like an 6 second drag car needs it to go down the track.

>>41972358
This

But anyone who says lifts don't count because of straps, piss off. Hook grip is just as useful for removing forearms as a weak link and you wouldn't call that cheating. Plus, if you're plateauing your deadlifts with DOH because of your grip, you're much better off using straps and training your grip with heavy holds after.

>>41972358
So? Pulling 315 with straps, which already exceeds the capabilities of the hand and structural integrity of pretty much everyone who doesn't lift is somehow not legit? Comparing a highly specialized piece of engineering that needs a complete engine rebuild and a new change of tires and fuel refill after just 1/4 mile to a car that can easily run for over 300'000 miles is a completely inane comparison or is Eddie getting a liver transplant and eating a full meal after every lift?

>>41972453
> which already exceeds the capabilities of the hand and structural integrity of pretty much everyone who doesn't lift is somehow not legit
Not the same retard. You can't train to hold 1000lbs without assistance. You can to hold 315.

Also no drag engine needs complete rebuild after one pass you mong. You know about as much about lifting as you do about cars.

>>41957161
>fibonacci press

fucking hell mate

>>41972453
>Whoa this high school kid runs faster than me, an untrained person, therefore I need a bike to run track

>>41953286

Besides the v-neck and boat shoes this is pretty much me. I wear Calvin Klein underwear and my max bench is 165 tho.

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>>41963955
This one's for you, DALE

>>41972474
>You can't train to hold 1000lbs without assistance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M13EBl_jF0
Obviously you can, but that's not my point. A deadlift is a something that's limited first and foremost by grip strength and just after a brief time of training almost everybody will notice their posterior chain being able to handle a lot more than their hands can hold. The first step is of course using mixed grip or hook grip, but at a certain point that's not possible anymore. Straps are the way to overload your posterior chain without your hands being the limiting factor. It doesn't mean your war up sets and everything before your top set should be performed with straps too, you're still supposed to improve your grip strength, but saying a lift was not achieved because of the use of straps is completely retarded.

Also, top fuel dragsters and funny cars actually require complete rebuilds after every run. But that's besides the point.

>>41972580

literal cookie cutters in the pic
kek

>>41972474
>>41972582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNKdSpob1D8
Also, look at this weak bitch pulling 920 with straps. Doesn't he know other people pull that with mixed grip kek

>>41972603
750 weaksauce with straps by this olympic faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdTc2Gv52uI&t

>>41972582
>new clutch =/= rebuild. You don't do a full engine rebuild between passes

Are you really trying to pass off the upper limits of human beings capable of doing that as the same as lifting 315?

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>>41953723
>bmwussy
DYEL the car brand

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>>41972628
No, I'm trying to say comparing humans who are biologically very close to each other to machines which can have way more variety and specificity built into them is a false equivalent.

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VF0JwxQqcA
Skip to 7:27 where they are performing a complete rebuild after just one run.

>>41972582
Nigga y'all obviously agree somewhat. Just kiss already. Also you shouldn't have to use straps until you've trained grip significantly. I would say use chalk see where that takes you, than straps.

>>41959213
Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>>41972814
Crashing this knee

>>41972819
with no cartilage?

>>41962667
he's right, the range of motion for flexing your calf is rotation of the foot pulled up and pointed down. Name one olympic lift that requires that movement.

>>41972675
That's not a full rebuild and it's not required. You're giving the impression that the engine is completely wrecked after 1 pass when it's not. What they are trying to do is keep everything at 100% at all times. A full rebuild on an engine is not slap new heads, crank, and pistons in in 40 minutes.

It wasn't a false equivalent, you missed the point of the comparison. You don't need straps for 315 in the same way you don't need a parachute on the back of your stock Honda. Eddie Halls usage of straps is more like that dragsters use of aero to keep it from flipping up or a parachute to assist with stopping because it's exceeding what the brakes are capable of taking. You know as much about cars as you do lifting.

>>41972893
>acuses others of knowing nothing about cars
>says changing heads, pistons, rods and all rings isn't a full rebuild
Wow, you really know shit about cars. Then what in your opinion is a complete rebuild? Also thinking a complete rebuild means is completely wrecked is the most retarded thing I've heard. If an engine is seized or wrecked it's not salvageable in 9/10 cases. You really know shit all about cars. Stop bringing up things you know nothing about. I don't like repeating myself but it is a false equivalent, as I've described, until you can refute that differences in machines are vastly bigger than differences in humans, my claim stands. Also, they have carbon fiber brakes that could withstand the force of braking but it would cause a lot of heat and might destroy other component in the process, which is why it's just a safety measure if the parachute doesn't work, but I wouldn't have expected someone who thinks about broken engines when talking about rebuilds to know about that.

>>41972893
Not samefagging rn but if all you're left with is a crank, block, valve train and head how is that not a full rebuild? The only reason to replace any of those parts apart from the valves is if the fucking thing has a hole in it or snaps... or you could bore out the cylinders but that changes compression ratios etc.
Straps are optional unless you're pulling major weight.
TL;DR stop talking out of your ass faggot

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>>41962402
more accurate desu

/fit/ on the left at least, no homo

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>>41973104
Never change

>>41973104
>high socks
damn

>>41958154

no dildo, i dont know what ca is, add better abs and traps (fridge mode), throw the fuck out that jump rope and add chalk and thats me

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>>41973104

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>>41973075
>>41973061
A rebuild involves more than swapping out parts quickly. Tolerances and clearances are checked, machine work is done, etc. You're fucking dumb nigger, glad you get your info from How It Works shows.
>don't like repeating myself but it is a false equivalent, as I've described, until you can refute that differences in machines are vastly bigger than differences in humans, my claim stands.

If you can refute why you're a faggot, then my claim stands. That's not an argument retard, nor is the onus on me to refute your gross misunderstanding of the comparison. The difference between Eddie Hall at the top of his game is vastly different than the average lifter struggling with 315. Enjoy your 315 strap deadlift you mongoloid.

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>>41954813
>every time i check my snapchat i see this shit
Fug

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>>41971488
If you need straps to diddylift lmao3pl8 then you're just ignoring the weak grip you have

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>>41973075
>honing cylinders changes compression ratios

>>41956791
Dude wind blows, and your hair is fucking super fine keratin fibers. They're going to get blow around, that's physics. Being concerned by that is just as dumb as wearing cycling gear so your pants don't blow in the wind and wrap around your tiny lil calves.

>>41973204
>no argument
I rest my case

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>>41973104
>high socks

>>41973327
What argument you fucking autist. You don't need straps for 315 in the same way you do for over 1000 fucking pounds. A simple comparison is that you don't need [race car shit] on your Honda civic in the same way you need it on an actual race car. Fuck off autist.

>>41973272
Having a bigger relative cylinder size, either through increasing bore or stroke in the block without increasing the size of the combustion chamber causes an increase in compression.

>>41973364
You're just blatantly ignoring individual differences in strength and other factors and say everyone who's not as strong as another person should not employ the use of useful training equipment, which is retarded. At what point would using straps be acceptable for you? Because in my opinions and everyone who knows better, it's when you reach a weight you can lift but can't hold. That's it. Doesn't matter if that's 225, 315, 405 or 1000.

>>41973397
lmao you use straps don't you? You need to increase your grip strength, not use straps. Enjoy your 315 strap assisted deadlift. Don't forget your slingshot for 135 bench.

>>41964031
Hawaiian barbeque chicken is the best pizza

>>41973410
>ad-hominem
>no argument
I rest my case

>>41973426
There is nothing to argue. If you use straps at 315 you're retarded. Better half squat too because you hit a plateau. Using straps at weights exceeding the capabilities of the human body is different. Enjoy your 315 strap deadlift fuckboi.

>>41973447
You are wrong in more ways than one.

>>41973397
>it's when you reach a weight you can lift but can't hold. That's it. Doesn't matter if that's 225, 315, 405 or 1000.
Post a time stamped body pic so we can see the body of the people who give this advice.

>>41973465
Not before you and the other faggot post pictures of trolls who say that straps should not be used until you can lift 1000lbs.

>>41973472
Hahaha fuck off you skinny fat novice

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>>41953712
>Chicks dig it

>>41973472
Nobody claimed you could only use straps at 1000lbs

>this is what DYELS actually believe

>>41973472
>Won't post body pics
>Claims straps are acceptable as soon as you hit a plateau

I'm going to take a guess it's because you follow your own bad advice.

said like a true faggot.

>>41953881
>Lol i just made my day

I'm fucking stealing this, thats good stuff.

>>41953922
Everyone at my highshool uses some sort of padding mechanism when squatting baka

>>41973605
tfw you're so retarded you fuck up your shitpost then spend the next few minutes desperately trying to delete it but you can't

>>41973602
>doesn't post anything either

>>41973630
>getting this shitter shattered over being called out
Hey bro, show us the body your advice gives. I'll be honest with you, I've never heard of anyone recommending straps as soon as you have grip issues as opposed to deloading and working through those issues.

>>41973410
Straps are good but you need to train your grip after. There's no point in using deadlifts as a forearm exercise and losing out on the irreplaceable benefits they provide when done when grip isn't an issue. I think you know that though, the problem is the mug who thinks straps at 315 and 1000 are the same thing.

>>41958713
Kek

>>41973472
You just fucked up any argument you might have had.

>>41973647
>still not posting anything despite giving his own piece of advice

>>41973651
This
>>41973659
I'm not the person who asked you to post it, fitness guru. Fuck off back to /r/Fitness.

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>>41973659
You're actually autistic, woa

>>41973651
I agree with what you're saying but using straps when you can't hold a weight you could otherwise lift is the same thing, regardless of the number.

>>41973683
>snickered the autist in his dimly lit room

>>41973701

No, it's really not. Please fuck off.

>>41973728
How is it not?

>>41973734
>how is using straps when you can easily deload and strengthen your grip not the same 500kg lift beyond what his body is capable of holding regardless of training

>>41973734
You can't be this stupid. Just stop.

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>>41957628
All those clean beautiful weights... and curl bar.
A-anon its beautiful

>>41973191
I hope that is not shit on the towel in the right corner.

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Really makes you think

>>41953286
:( That's me, except I have a shittier car and watch.

>>41973813
sorry anon but thats rich piano

>>41963576
To be fair, a buff looking Indian is really impressing no homo

>>41973825
Half of it is true, but the other half just disgusts me.

>>41963015
>will die if BAC is under 1%
Mein seids

>>41957161
>tfw calves and hamstrings are so juicy they touch ever so slightly below parallel.

>>41962402
>just left sock on dangling by his toes, only way he can cum.

My sides have left to infinity and beyond

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>>41962402
>first time is between ages of 25-30 after college, chalks it up to "Having to leave parents house first" in order to have sex
Aww man you got me

>>41972814
You're a big thigh

>>41973272
He said boring not honing you fucking mong. Boring a cylinder is absolutely going to change ratio, honing is essentially fucking polishing.
Fucking idiots like you are why I stopped working on foreign cars.

>>41958154

To be honest those legs are based.
If he had the upper body to go with it he'd look god like

>>41964057
fuck.

>>41966481
fucking stay out of the left lane then, God I can't stand you slow ass fucks

>speeding
>my comfort level of speeding should be everyone else's as well.
fuck you.

>>41975842
> I stopped working on foreign cars
Good job, you traded in kids trying to slap ebay turbos on civics for boomers telling you an ancient v8 that made all of 200 actual horses to the wheels can run 10 seconds with some of dat der posi I tell you what.

>>41966481
Wow it's almost like the left lane is for passing, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRIVING IN IT YOU STUPID NIGGER

>>41953723
i just cycle errywhere

>>41965981
audis are worse than bmws

>>41956724
I can never tell if these are supposed to be satire or not.

>>41969795
I want to add one but I suck at Paint.

>Spending 12 years studying muscle control with Tibetan Monks so that when you pee you redirect it into your testicles where you store it until the next time you have sex and release it the same time as you cum so that the pee is safely hidden in the girl's womb and you kill your own sperm so you never have to use birth control ever again.

Alternatively:
>Inserting a catheter tube into your dick and drinking the pee as it comes out so that you keep recycling the same pee over and over again as it is slowly evaporates through sweat as your work out at your favorite gym

>>41962183
this is good except the butt scratch. should be reversed - virgins are too scared to itch but chad does it while standing up

>>41963015
>will leave and go elsewhere if forced to parallel park
got me, honestly havent parallel parked in years

What the fuck
I have no clue how these starter packs manage to be so accurate. I regularly see people like most of these at the gym.

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>>41956724
>not posting the second half

>>41962634
wow probably makes you feel the breeze on your tiny balls

>>41970716
Because nerds on the internet think they are "epic trolls" and want to carry it to real life until they enounter bubba or jamal on the highway/alleyway and end up fucking dead

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>>41977814
Is my mercedes okay?

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>>41973104

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>>41962402
Please never stop

>>41957575
THANK YOU!

I love the deodorant. That post gave me the butthurts!

>>41970316
Shirt looks cool.

>>41957628
The west is the best.

>>41970298
There's actually a guy that goes to my gym that dresses like this. Really fat and hairy, all he ever does is loads up 4pl8 on the flat bench and presses it 3 inches up while it's still racked on the pins. I hope it falls on him one day

>>41959213
Okay Oleg, are you asking whether your small quads cause you to be bad at squats?

>>41956724
aka literally everyone

>>41978752
yes mercs are better than bmws

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>>41965270
>succulent nipples

>>41965676
cuts way too deep m8

>>41964057
I unironically did that routine for months and made great gain