What do I say?

Olivia from Bolivia

>>41949951
>my name's Barry wtf

>>41949951
if dubs op has to ask her to change his doodooo diaper

DUBS FOR DOODEE DIAPER
DUBS FOR DOODOO DIAPER

"delete this"

hey olivia, do you want me to lick your butthole before i fuck you?

>>41950019
Unironically this

>>41949951
are we gonna fuck or what
don't waste my time hoe

Lookin fo sum fuk?

"Can I eat your shitter like it's an apple fritter?"

hey, you should know something before we talk.
1. i'm only 5'4"tall
2. my penis is really small
3. i have errectile dysfunction

at what time can i pick you up on friday?

Hey Olivia, are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure can raise a cock

>>41949951
olive oil

>>41949951
"y-you too"

>>41949951
i see you like kicking balls, have you ever heard of ballbusting?

Why do theyCall it making eggs like bitch you didn't lay the egg you're COOKING eggs not making the eggs Like boiYouarenotthechicken

hello olivia, i like your look and you obviously like mine. when can we meet each other and have sex?

>>41949951
You: Hey Olivia, what's your favorite color?

Her: [color] [some nonsense]

You: No way, mine is [different color], we have so much in common

.-- .... .- - / - .... . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .--- ..- ... - / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / ... .- -.-- / .- -... --- ..- - / -- . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. - - .-.. . / ... .... .. - ..--.. / .. .-.. .-.. / .... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- / .. / --. .-. .- -.. ..- .- - . -.. / - --- .--. / --- ..-. / -- -.-- / -.-. .-.. .- ... ... / .. -. / - .... . / -. .- ...- -.-- / ... . .- .-.. ... --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. ...- . / -... . . -. / .. -. ...- --- .-.. ...- . -.. / .. -. / -. ..- -- . .-. --- ..- ... / ... . -.-. .-. . - / .-. .- .. -.. ... / --- -. / .- .-.. -....- --.- ..- .- . -.. .- --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. / .... .- ...- . / --- ...- . .-. / ...-- ----- ----- / -.-. --- -. ..-. .. .-. -- . -.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. ... .-.-.- / .. / .- -- / - .-. .- .. -. . -.. / .. -. / --. --- .-. .. .-.. .-.. .- / .-- .- .-. ..-. .- .-. . / .- -. -.. / .. -- / - .... . / - --- .--. / ... -. .. .--. . .-. / .. -. / - .... . / . -. - .. .-. . / ..- ... / .- .-. -- . -.. / ..-. --- .-. -.-. . ... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -- . / -... ..- - / .--- ..- ... - / .- -. --- - .... . .-. / - .- .-. --. . - .-.-.- / .. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .-- .. .--. . / -.-- --- ..- / - .... . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / --- ..- - / .-- .. - .... / .--. .-. . -.-. .. ... .. --- -. / - .... . / .-.. .. -.- . ... / --- ..-. / .-- .... .. -.-. .... / .... .- ... / -. . ...- . .-. / -... . . -. / ... . . -. / -... . ..-. --- .-. . / --- -. / - .... .. ... / . .- .-. - .... --..-- / -- .- .-. -.- / -- -.-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / .-- --- .-. -.. ... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / - .... .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / --. . - / .- .-- .- -.-- / .-- .. - .... / ... .- -.-- .. -. --. / - .... .- - / ... .... .. - / - --- / -- . / --- ...- . .-. / - .... . / .. -. - . .-. -. . - ..--.. / - .... .. -. -.- / .- --. .- .. -. --..-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . .-. .-.-.- / .- ... / .-- . / ... .--. . .- -.- / .. / .- -- /

Hello

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>>41950099
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUKKKKKK

hey, now we are talking so what are your other 2 wishes?

>>41950099
Good one

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

>>41950099
kek

>>41950099
Fuuuark does OP have the balls?

are you into anal?

>>41949951
Man you know don't fucking talk to me, I'm fucking, I'm here to train I'm not here to talk. Ain't got time to listen to your fucking bullshit

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>>41949951
"Just be yourself bro"

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>>41950124
>>41950099

you look exactly like your mom when she was younger. do you have a birthmark left from your vagina too?

>>41950146
damn i wish to b as brave as you

>>41950099
Solid game.

>>41950146
:^)

>>41950146
>olivia stops responding
Women hate leading a conversation. Shittiest way to end a thread

>>41950146
>not "Hey Olivia!"

>>41950146
LOL fucking pussy.

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>>41950146
Its fucking over

>>41950146
you lost her already, literally 0 enthusiasm shown

>>41950146
i want to push my tongue up your ass and out your mouth

do you want to see my peepee?

>>41950146
Alpha as fuck

>>41950146
why the fuck are you saying hello you retard

At least try and not sound like a boring cunt

>>41950146
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

i would love to lick your pussy and ass before i shove 8" of hard meat into you

>>41950146
I honestly think this was probably a worse reply than some of the more 'out there' ones suggested

HaHa thAt'S sOoOooOoooO fuNNy! ahAHA!!1!! i jUsT caN't StoP lAuGhIng aT yOuR FUnnY jOke!!11!! iT gEtS bEttER eVEry tIMe I HeaR iT! HaHa!!!11!! kEEp mAkInG hiLarIouS aNd ORigINal jOKeS yOu fUnnY pErSOn!!11!! cAn'T wAiT unTIl tHe NeXt tIMe yOu maKE A jOkE aBOuT sUIcIdE!!111!!! lOl "i'M dEpReSSeD aND wANt tO kMs!!!1!!!" AhAHaHaaHahAaa!!!!11!

>>41950192
this

>>41950196
wooaaah

>>41950146
What's cooking good looking?

Did I date your sister?

>>41950211
WINRAR

>>41950162

I mean I don't usually even respond to the ones that start off with "Hi" or "Hey"

olivia i lova ya

>>41950019
do this

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>>41950211

>>41950211
uh oh

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>>41950211

>>41950178
it was what >>41950099 (dubs decide) wrote, you retard.

>>41950239
Maybe I underestimated you, OP..

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>>41950239

>>41950239
nvm I think I'm gay now. Nice talk.

>>41950211
this and then

"you know... i wouldn't say no when someone would suggest a threesome... just sayin"

>>41950239
Now we wait

This gonna get boring real quick if Olivia doesn't reply..

What was her name? Blowlivia?

>>41950256
So close!!! that would have been gold!

OP if you're on bumble you're going to have to try to seem a little more sophisticated (i.e. not just interested in fast easy sex) so do something weird funny unique but keep it respectful. Don't be too boring, like just talk about normie interests. Be genuine. Don't say anything you don't mean, don't send a text that you wouldn't find interesting if you were the recipient

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>>41950239

>>41950256
>this and then

>"you know... i wouldn't say no when someone would suggest a threesome... just sayin"

do it faggot

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>>41950239

>>41950282
>>41950266

>>41950282
ask your mom if she'll let me give you one

>>41950282
Quick, say something clever!

I think ur cute. I know this is random but i think i wanna put a few babies in u ;)

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>>41950288
>waste dubs pointing out dubs to op

when did /fit/ suddenly become /soc/? why is this thread here

>>41950298
Beat me to it

>>41950282
"I can give you one if you want"

^^DO THIS ANYTHING LESS IS TRASH

Oh lol, do u wanna have sex with me? my benis is bery big :DD

>>41950137
Rolling for this

>>41950282
no sister? that's not good... would you be down for a threesome with your mom then? is your mom hot?

>>41950312
this

Give her your adress and then send her a dick pic, tell her if she doesn't fuck you you're going to rape her

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>>41950309
heyo heyo heyoooooo

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>>41950322
rip op

>>41950322
WINRAR

>>41950312
Kek

>>41950322
Winrar winrar chicken dinwar

>>41950322
Delete this!

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>>41950346

>>41950282
Is it just me or does her response just piss you off? It's so fucking dead.

>>41950371
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>41950371
you must slay if you care to waste opportunities like this thread is gold

>>41950371
HE FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>41950376
yeah same expected something more, cant wait for this next response if any>>41950371

>>41950376
just you

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>>41950371

>>41950385
Or maybe he already has a girlfriend and he's just doing this for the lulz

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>>41950385
It's shit so far

>>41950385

>a single tinder match
>a rare opportunity

lol ok m8 u havent even seen a face pic yet all you know is that she is a female.

>>41950371
OP DELIVERED, LITERALLY

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>>41950407

>>41950415
>>41950417
yeah got a little caught up in the moment im having fun though lol>>41950413

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>>41950415
jesus that's cringey

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>>41950443

>>41950407
Haha I'm just playing girl what are you up to tonight

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She unmatched right after

>>41950491
Don't sweat it brother that's good banter

y-you t-too

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>>41950491
lol

>>41950484
Rolling to keep this going

>>41950514
lel

>>41950496
Fucking kek

>>41950484
Roll

>>41950484
rollin 4 dis

>>41950538
>>41950539

>38
>39

lol

>>41950484
rolling i would like to see this going a little bit further than "omg bye"

>>41950548
Peak 4chan

>>41950484
rol

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>>41950484

>>41950484
like dubstep i know i do WUB UWB WUB WUB WUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAU

>>41950564
saved

>>41950564
She responded right away

>>41950571
apex kek my man

>>41950571
classic

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>>41950571
top kek

>>41950564
I'm at your mom's why don't you come over?

>>41950564
Nothing just browsing this fitness board that originally originated as a Japanese anime board.

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>>41950564
'bout to watch some anime. It's called Kiss x Sis you should check it out.

>>41950571
she's mir'n

>>41950564
Look, baby, Ima a classic man, Bambi. ill shoot ya straight, I can't get my dick up girl, you like that i know you do

>>41950564
just having fun on 4chan :)

>>41950557
Makes me realize all this time here is worth it

>>41950564
"nothing just prepping for tonight ;))"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gosh i love that song

>>41950591
I will roll this once and never again

>>41950586
I was going to save this but then there's the last part.

>>41950580
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>>41950571
kek, only good in this thread so far

>>41950591
>>41950608
rolling for you because it's godly

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>>41950564
Lusting after fair maidens on the internet

>>41950548
genius

>>41950603
re rolling

>>41950591
This and send her a link of this thread too

>>41950622
WINRAR, SAY IT OP
SAY IT NOW

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>>41950564

>>41950622
WINRAR

>>41950564

I need to help your mom with something, she says she wants a granddaughter

>>41950564
Got a bottle of moisturizer and my pet Shih Tzu. Are you in?

>>41950633
>>41950622

Tell her the truth OP

>>41950548
I lel'd irl

>>41950591
>>41950632
Lmfao this

jjjsjjodjofkjpzjk;'azl;asjkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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>>41950622

Rolling for you because it's godly.

Do I say it?

>>41950632
rolling for this

HI OLIVIA

(everyone on /fit/ be on your best behavior - there's a roastie over)

>>41950675

No, say >>41950591

>>41950685
But that didn't get dubs

I got ass with stretch marks

>>41950000

>>41950690

But he rolled for it, i.e. gives his dubs by proxy

yeah i got 1/2/3/4 no biggie *flex ceps*

>>41950701
I'm not using a proxy though

Rainbow Dash has found a new appreciation for her family and now they're closer than ever.
How will they spend their time together? Will Scootaloo join them as an honorary member of the family?

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>>41950496
kek

just having fun on 4chan :)

check'em

>>41950713
see
>>41950484

where art thou op

>>41950571
my fucking sides
man

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Being a faggot

>>41950745
OP killed his own thread

>>41950745
shame

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>>41950745
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41950745
wtf is this gay shit

>>41950763
This whole thread and every single suggestion in it has been nothing but gay shit

Hey, do you have about $3.50 I can borrow?

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Here's a fatty let's have some fun

>>41950700
lol

>>41950745
"Are we fucking or not?"

>>41950775
well do you have something better?

>>41950745
say it's an archaeology test
and then do the meme

>>41950745
>>41950778
Fuck you OP you're an ass.
ABANDON THREAD, FUCK THIS NIGGA
sage

>>41950778
Hey xl ;)

>>41950777
trips gotta do it but do it to dis hoe>>41950778

>>41950778
I wanna make hardcore love to you

u in?

>>41950778
>]
Nice lips look like you take a good dick too

>>41950778
Have you ever been on this website called 4chan :P

>>41950791
rolling for this

>>41950780
rolling for this

>>41950778
do you have a feminine penis i can suckle on?

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>>41950797

>>41950809
bcus i got 3.5in of dick you in?

>>41950791
rolling

>>41950778
>>41950809
Can someone explain what the "x" means?
Why do women do that?

>>41950809
I've been trying to save for a fleshlight for like a year

>>41950791
rollerino for thiserino

>>41950830
"kiss"

>>41950831
Rolling for this

>>41950809
mewing has perfected my jaw, sharp, crisp, strong instead of girls feeling my arms they feel my jaw, instead of using my dick for penetration. I go jaw first no condom here

>>41950831
roll away

>>41950817
do this you fag

>>41950831
>>41950830
rolling
xoxoxo means hugs and kissies i assume x is hug like 2 arms and o is a mouth

>>41950798
reroll

>>41950855
WinRAR

>>41950564
How handsome are you?

>>41950778

Talk like a Mexican gangster because her name is El Ese

>>41950791
rolling

>>41950855
WINNER
WINNER

>>41950874

Good thing we already have an answer..

>>41950855

>>41950831
WINRAR WINRAR WIIINNNRAARRRR

>>41950415
who would've known that saying BRRRAPP is the key to a girls heart?

>>41950877
WINNER

>>41950874

say it dammit

>>41950831

>>41949951
What program is this?

>>41950874
Wait, I messed that up. You ask me the same question

>>41950905
kek, thats a good one, rolling

>>41950901
bumble, women must message first for a convo to start

>>41950874
I've been trying to save for a fleshlight for like a year

>>41950877
DO IT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAGGOT

>>41950901
Bumble I think. Like tinder but the girl has to message first within 24 hours or the match disappears

>>41950095
>41950095
>WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND IM THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM...

it's morse code

>>41950877
winrar

>>41950911
DO IT

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help me out boys

i put my occupation as cabinet maker

looking for a really far stretch to something sexual. like "no but i can make your cab a net all day" or something stupid like that

>>41950911

Why has OP not done this yet? Why must he displease us so?

>>41950905
Roll

>>41950920
>underated

>>41950309
/soc/ is about validation and desperately trying to get more matches
/fit/ is pure kek

>>41950929
Yeah, I excel at woodwork

Not hard bb

>>41950929
I'm a cabinet maker

>i really am

>>41950929
say
yeah want one? it's tree fighty

>>41950929

'Yeah I make cabinets for a living. Bet I could make your day as well ;) What are you doing on Friday?'
Thank me later

>>41950944
how is that sexual in the slightest

>>41950944
I'm looking for an apprentice. Do you think you could take on my woodwork?

>>41950929
Yes i am. I mostly deal in wooden cabinets. But i never really learned how to apply a proper polish/finish job to my cabinets. Would you be willing to polish my wood for me?

OP has bailed on us guise

>>41950929
>yea I can hammer ur ass too if u want

>>41950949
gayest fag

>>41950975
it's 3.50

>>41950975
well done

>>41950967
rolling

>>41949951
"BRRRRAAAAPPP!!"
"oh you like dirtbikes alex? thats cool! ive never been on one, could you take me for a ride?"

works every time

>>41950984
roll

>>41950975
do this you faggot >>41950877

>>41950944
This is good, do this

>>41950975
I don't know, how much do you want?

>>41950999

YES

>>41950975
it is worth $69 get it hahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LUV 4CHAN SO MUSH LUL

>>41950984
rolling for this

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i combined some

>>41950999
WINRAR
>WINRAR

>>41951016
lel

>>41951016
That's not subtle at all you dumbass

>>41950984
rolling

>>41950866
>>41950866
>>41950866
WINRAR

>>41950999
checkd

>>41950999
Trips man gotta do it >>41950984

>>41950967
roll

Looking through this thread revives sweet memories from Adie's tinder adventures

>>41950830
>>41950865

are you guys for real?

xxx = kisses, x = kiss

>>41951069
xxx is sex

>>41951047
why are we still waiting?

>>41950874
TELL HER SHE CAN ALSO JUST VOLOUNTEER TO BE YOUR FLESHLIGHT FOR FREE

>>41951077
you tell me

>>41951078
maybe i can just use u as my fleshlight tonite ;)

>>41951078
rolling

i love to taste my own cum

>>41951093
yup

>>41951077
Cause she hasn't replied to that shit reply you mong

>>41951075

You think when someone writes "xxx, elisa" she means "sex, elisa"?????

>>41951091
OP IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT

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>>41950975
>>41950984

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>>41951116
I'm not op how is this even funny

>>41951135
get a new one

>>41951135
>But untill then, will you function as my fleshlight?

>>41951167
roll

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>>41951161

>>41951167
ROLL
ROLL
ROLL

>>41951135
Has she found out that you are a 40 story tall crustacian from the paleolithic era yet?

>>41951174
do the archaeology

>>41951174
urgh what is this animal?

>>41951174
Did you know matilda means anal?

>>41951184
rollin for best meme

>>41951174
Hey whats the difference between you (Matilda) and the film Matilda?

I never jerked off to the film matilda

>>41951174
Damn nice eyes you look like my 2d wife

>>41951174

Listen Matilda, let's not mess around here. I know we both want to skip the chit-chat and get down to business. So tell me, do you prefer gold or silver? Cos' baby you and I are going all the way. Marry me Matilda. Let's never look back. What do you say?

>>41951184
come on archaeology

>>41950095
underated

>>41951174
Have you ever seen the movie Matilda? You can make things move across large distances

>>41951207
roll

>>41951174

Do you think it would be weird if we were in bed and I was whispering in your ear "ohhhh god, yes, Matt, soo good oh baby Matt so tight. Looking thick, oh baby Matt"

>>41951222
nice get
DO IT FAGGOT

>>41951167
roll

>>41951222
//trips don't lie//

>>41951174
That copy pasta about tis an awesome thing to see

>>41951207
>>41951222
Do it

>>41951192
she's qt nigga

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>>41951222

>>41950496
This is art

>>41951244
Oh baby you did it! thx

>>41951174
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* w-what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

>>41951244
Well done, son

>>41951254
i cringed

>>41951244
pls respond.

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how bout u lick my scrote'?

>>41951267
this

>>41951271
Hey no worries. Well i need help disassembling one. Could you help me get a nut off?

>>41951271
well then how would you like to be locked in one of my cabinets whilst I plow you though the glory hole then, bitch? ;) x

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While we wait for Matilda to reply let's see what we can say to this fatty

>>41951281
Re roll for digits

>>41951281
This. If she doesn't say something witty back, bitches are truly dumb.

>>41951281
rolling

>>41951281
FUCKIN ROLL

>>41951281
damn good
this

>>41951271
so how about polishing my dick then

>>41951281
roll

>>41951286
pls be my girlfriend I'm so desperately trying to impress other dyel faggots on an anime-inspired imageboard :^)

>>41951289
>>41951292
>>41951281


This is comedy gold, fuck dubs, just say it

>>41951281
just do it it's gud

>>41951281
This is still the best suggestion op say this even if no checkem

>>41951286
Vickie are you down for a quickie in the stinky by a tree for a fifty?

>>41951311
CHECK'D

>>41951302
rolling

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Why are we so boring

>>41950955
No refrences of wood referring to, say, an erection come to mind?

>>41951323
wan sum fucc?

>>41951323
Do you dye your hair because you have ingrained mental disabilities or is it because daddy didn't love you?
btw i'm (yourname) what's up

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uh oh i spaghetti-oh'd

sorry boys

>>41951286
Are those cabinets behind you? I happen to be an expert cabinet maker, in the field for 10+ years

>>41951351
I feel embarrassed for you

>>41951351
Fucking kill yourself you butchered it

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>>41951351
God damn it anon... atleast you're delivering so this thread is still gold.

>>41951351
that first message is brutal man. what is it even supposed to mean

>>41951351
mediocre

sorry guys i didnt know if i'd make it back to this thread thats why i used the "cab i net" line. dont think this girl is gonna lead to anything thats why i went with the retardo line teehee dont be MAD!! gosh

>>41951351
>> her name was diamond

>>41951372
it's a play on "do u live in tennesee cause ur the only ten i see!" but it involves living in cabinets so it's silly! haha

>>41951405
you're fucking retarded man it has to actually mean something

>>41951405
So your line was an unfunny obscure reference to another bad pick up line?

>>41951418
it's funny BECAUSE it's retarded LOL have u never heard of geniuses tim'n'eric or the absurdist comedy humor movement? based out of southern california? ever heard of Eric Andre?? live a little! some of my all time comedy HEROES we're talking about here. Steve Urkle!

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>>41950376

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:thinking:

>>41951377
Winrar

Send it anon

>>41951520
autist

>>41951520
they're the same thing you dumb bitch??

>>41951540
rollerino

I'm making a new thread Matilda replied!!!!

>>41951233
winrar btw op

>>41951520
will u keep my beverages in your cabinet cause i want you cupboard (covered) in my juice

>>41951540
Rollllllllll for the check

>>41951010
THIS OP THIS THIS IS THE ONE

>>41951540
Haha this
>>41951520
But this hoe is no fun at all.
>im on an app exclusively for hooking up
>im going to get iffy when you talk about hooking up
>le i want it to seem SPONTANEOUS
kek dumb fucking hoe

>>41951252
>>41951257
>>41951267

>>41951594

>>41951746
Good news for you, i have a bone I need you to heal

>>41951746
What school are u guys at

>>41951811
Boring kys

Wasted check

>>41951746
i like archeology a lot, do you want to examinate some large bone with me?

>>41951934
I'm asking OP YOU MONG

>>41951174
wow she is a real qt
looks like a pseud tho

>>41951540
rolling