Things numales say

>"2 plates?!? You're benching 2 PLATES?!?! WOW!!!"

>Protein gives fake muscle.

I love it as a meme though.

>Yeah I do a lot of cardio and pushups. I don't want to be too big though. xd

>>41948076

I'm a white kekistani from 4chinz

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>>41948093

>>41948096
I don't see what's bad about not having a bodybuider type of body as a goal. Calisthenics are great and often enough for most guys to be comfortable with their bodies.

>>41948147
>lifting weights makes you look too bulky, I just do callisthenics

>>41948093
...woah

>>41948147
>lifting heavy makes people too egotistical, sure it's good to be healthy, but it's better to go lightweight than anything!

>>41948096
>don't worry, you won't be big anyway

>>41948147
Nothing's bad in aiming for just being slim, it's the idea that you can "accidentally" become super jacked, like oops, you touched too much weight and now you're a monster. Stems from people not knowing how much it actually takes to build some muscle.

>>41948214
>women who think they'll turn into super muscley beasts if they so much as touch a weight

Oddly enough, despite going to a normie as fuck wageslave gym next to my office, all the women i see tend to do 2 compound lifts (diddly, squats)

>>41948214

Common misconception is that you can accidentally become huge. I hear it all the time.

>my wife's bull already has muscles

>>41948273
>tfw accidentally deadlifted 300kg
>huge as fuck now

>>41948214
Was not even talking about being slim, though. I was talking about aiming for an athletic physique. Like that of a soccer player or martial artist that balances strength with agility and flexibility.

Though I understand that, yes. The ignorance of those types is often hilarious. This is an argument nine out of ten times you'll hear from women rather than from men: They don't want to work out and only do cardio because they don't want to look 'muscular', as they assume they'll pop up a six pack out of nowhere when in reality more muscle mass wouldn't pack that much and would make them spend a lot of calories more without having to exercise as much the rest of the time.

>>41948311
>lifting weights makes you musclebound

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>>41948306
>warmed up with just the bar for benchpress
>instantly lose all gains
>mfw

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>>41948306
>walk down the street
>a car that was parked in a several storey parking falls on me
>I dodge it in the last moment as its falling weight grazes me
>1200kg of pure metal
>I am Hulk now.

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>lifting will cure my autism

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>calisthenics are bad/do nothing/don't build muscle

>cardio kills gains

>>41948076
>only losers use steroids, i prefer to be all natural

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>>41948536
Totally agree bro steroids are a legit way to get muscular with no downsides.

Rate me.

>>41948598

>synthol and steroids are the same thing

>>41948598
Once again taking the fucking extreme example of a retard with mental issues that destroyed his own body.

>>41948598
routine?

>I only lift to look good and get laid, functional strength cardio is for pussies

>>41948737
Functional strength and* cardio

>>41948306
>>41948343
>>41948357

Top kek

>>41948631
titty twisters 5x10

>>41948076
>lifting weights promotes toxic masculinity

>>41948076
That actually describes me

>>41948093
whoa what chill whoooaaa whoa what whaaa whooaaa calm down whooaa whoa

>>41948621
No. That's not steroids its synthol. Shit man. Does no one here know how to build muscle? Does anyone in this thread bench over 2 plate? If not, go home because you don't know shit. End of. If u are a normal dude and can't bench 225lbs, you know nothing. You have 0 credentials. You are normie filth. Come back when you faggots are really men.

>>41948076

Don't have any direct quotes that come to mind, but they are really concerned about what others think of them and try to please others to the point of it getting annoying

I haven't cummed in 5 days.

>>41948076
Makes a thread on a chinese cartoon board called "Things numales say"

>>41948471
DELET

>>41948490
>>41948737
These are most of this board

>i lift so that one day my nonbinarygenderliquid humanfriend will let me be on top

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You don't run on the treadmill? Never miss leg day man.

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>>41948147
Spoiler: people who actually say this >>41948096
don't, in fact, do regular cardio and push ups 99% of the time.

I've never actually had a numale say anything to me about fitness. Usually when they mention my athleticism/muscles, its a weird kind of admiration, not realizing that I'm a problematic edgy un-P.C. misogynistic FUCKING WHITE MALE.

Honestly, I think part of being a nu-male is trying to get along with everyone, and assuming everyone holds the same (trendy) views as you, then getting really assblasted when your either on the internet, or surrounded by other SJWfags.

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>>41951270
>Be in libfag city
>Numales and SJW fags, numales and SJW fags everywhere
>I can count everyone I know here who doesn't ironically believe in a patriarchy on one hand
>One of those happens to be lesbro
>Numales constantly talking to her about feminism and the gay struggle and what it means to be a woman and shit because since she's a dyke she's obviously hyperliberal
>In fact she loves working out, runs marathons, heavy metal, and masculinity to the point were most of her friends are men (like, actual men) and is generally misogynistic as fuck
>No matter how many times she tries to explain she thinks modern feminism is bullshit and she hates flamers and people who believe in more than one gender, numales simply don't comprehend it, and go on talking
>mfw she refers to them as "beta wastes of testosterone" behind their backs

>>41948598
would titfuck

>>41951270
do you have the pic how numales take a photo of something?

>>41948214
Whoops, I took a stroll through a college campus and I accidentally got a degree in underwater basket weaving

>>41951366
>Numales constantly talking to her about feminism and the gay struggle and what it means to be a woman and shit because since she's a dyke she's obviously hyperliberal

doing this when just hanging out?
part of the numale thing seems to be a compulsion trying to prove how intelligent and knowledgeable about everything they are.

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>>41951392
Nope!

But here. Will dump.

>>41951440
>took a stroll through a college campus and I accidentally got a degree

add in massive debt and you're not that far off

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>>41951472
Someone added a 3rd panel to this comic is what i was referring to.

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>>41951471
At parties or, at one point, a heavy metal show (why the fuck they were even there is beyond me.)

Yeah I don't know. I think its a mix of wanting to be part of a group, while acting like your doing something important (without actually having to do anything,) and craving validation/acceptance. I've met very few that had self-confidence outside of being surrounded by a group.

Basically they're just trying to show everyone how progressive they are as a show of self-importance and solidarity. I actually think them generally being unathletic is more incidental (lack of work ethic that leads to low self-esteem that leads them to this) than a cause of being one.

Basically egg, not the chicken.

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>front squats are a perfectly good replacement for back squats.

They should rename them nusquats.

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>>41951529
fine i found it myself

>>41948076
I mean, he's right. It's a nu-maleish thing to actually speak those words or type that, but yeah it's the truth. Especially roiders or those that inject a lot of synthol. Any ripped natty could destroy them.

>>41948076
SS is bad

>>41951548
>at party
>feeling socially awkward
>so much disgusting bro-culture and women pandering to it
>oh thank god there's a dyke, i can go talk to her about feminism, that will lower my anxiety
>she's doing a beer bong and high fiving all the bros. its just so POWERFUL to see a woman not confined by gender roles and show she's just as strong as men (perhaps even stronger due to her being less privileged)

>>41951576
>roids give you fake muscle
Spotted the nu-male.

>>41951679
A typical sumo wrestler could take any one of the "chads" at your local gym any day of the week. There's looking good and being strong, and then there's looking okay and being very strong.

>>41951713
sumo wrestler of same weight class?

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>>41951567
Like we did with nu-metal?

>>41951713
Sumo wrestler aren't tested, so you can be sure there's rikishi who are on.

>>41951752
Don't underestimate these guys. They'll ragdoll Chad before he knows what's going on.

Every nu male I know is a "squats an deadlift are most important" meme lifters.

>>41951823
You know numales who lift?

I've never met one. Srs.

>>41951713
You said any ripped natty could destroy a steroid user, but provided no mechanism as to why, even though steroids are known performance enhancers, so it's not like steroid users are weaker than their natty counterparts. Then you brought up sumo wrestlers, who aren't just random natties, but martial artists. It's no fucking surprise that a martial artist is capable of beating up someone who mainly focuses on aesthetics or strength and has no fighting experience.

>>41948093
MAN I've become a meme on this board HAHA

>>41951713
roids might be cheating, but the muscle they give is everything but fake. there's a reason fighters go on roids

>>41951841
I mean, they go to a gym and pick up weights. I'm not sure if you vall it lifting. They all do squats and deadlifts almost exclusively, and it's not impressive weight. They just don't progress. I think it's some kind of "reclaim masculinity" shit.

>>41948093
hahahahha what lmao wait wtf dude woooooaaah chiiill man haha woaaaaaaah

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>>41951873
Anyone have that picture of an internet convo (might be facebook or reddit, I don't remember,) were one guy comments on how the left could benefit from being stronger as a whole to help with violent protests, and someone says something about how muscles are oppressive?

I know its vague, but it gave me keks and I didn't think to save it.

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>>41951903
swole left

>>41951941
I'm okay with this

>>41951941
I think it had something to do with that, yeah, but it was a specific convo.

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>>41951903
>>41951966
got you pham

>>41948076
Has some truth to it but you can't tell which case it is just by looking at someone. A bodybuilder will typically have a lot of endurance with a fairly high weight but is going to be shit at 1 rep maxes. A power and oly lifter are going to have exceptional 1 rep maxes despite being smaller than the bodybuilder but their muscles are most likely not as resistant to very high rep sets.

>>41951989
I just realized all three examples are strong just not in the same way. DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS

>>41948076
I say this whenever someone asks me to help move anything.

Nu-males are the types to do crossfit and religiously squat and deadlift bitch weight.

You can spot them with their tattoos, beards, and undercuts

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>>41951985
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>41951985
That has to be satire

>>41951941
>fat
>bad haircut
>retarded shoes
>excessively fond of deadlift

That guy is exactly how I picture all of you here.

>>41952063
Googled it, apparently it's not satire: https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/4pzglc/multiple_stabbings_reported_at_neonazi_event_in/d4pg0c3/

>>41952093
Jesus wept.

This generation is going to get buttfucked by the Chinese.

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>>41951985
>>41948076

>>41951573
>girls try to be pretty
>numales try to be funny
It's fitting.

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>>41952108
>cuck 2.jpg
>strapon kink
try again

>>41952019
you just accurately described one guy at my gym that uses a belt to squat 70 lb in the smith machine, have a ripped as fuck upper body and zero legs

>>41952063
who can even tell anymore?

>>41951366
sounds like a cool chick

>>41952093
>>41952106
Yeah, never mind, I checked the post histories of both users. The first one's post may have been genuine, but the second one is definitely a troll.

Man i have heard some fucked up shit.
>Gym culture is inherently violent/millitaristic/colonial
>The whole western concept of health is very problematic
>A fat mom can magically lift a car to save her mixed race baby
>whey=steroids
>guy doing martial arts for 15 years could not take [fat person example] in a fight
>Strenght from lifting somehow inferior to strenght from manual labor

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>>41948306
I hate when that happens
>going to do some light OHP
>first set with 45kg goes well
>go sip some water
>come back and do my second set
>realize some roidhead loaded another plate to do squats
>mfw my shoulders grew one inch on the following days
>mfw throwing away my hold shirts

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>>41951985
Strong people still are more useful in general.

>>41948076
>What do ur muscle do if i shot ya with ma glock hu

>>41952230
>Strenght from lifting somehow inferior to strenght from manual labor
This is my favorite. I've seen it from both numale hipsters and Nazi hicks who only wear camo. Truly a meme that crosses the aisle. Especially since it's always
t. skelly who never lifted more than 5 pounds in his life

>>41948532
>>41948490

sounds like the same guy

>you will build as much muscle on ur upperbody if or if you dont workout legs to

>>41952155
>Wanting to get fucked in the ass by a woman

>>41952155
He's a cuck because he made a fucking "I need feminism" poster and looks like the typical nu-male. The fact that he was probably bullied into getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend as opposed to having a genuine kink is really just the icing on the cake.

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>>41952511
>tfwnobullygf to make you take it up the ass

Why even live?

>>41951440
More accurate:
>I don't read natgeo magazine, don't want to end up with a doctorate

>>41951573
Perfect

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>>41948598
Sorry what was that? Couldnt hear you through the sound of FUCKING STRONGNESS

>>41951366
Show me what she looks like

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>lifting weights is the old way. I'm gonna do cross fit.

>>41952858
does black guy have bodyhair only located on one shoulder?

>>41948147
>Cringethenics

>>41952889
Looks like strech marks to me

>>41952858
>STRONGNESS
>how do I spell strength if I am retarded
also, confirmed natty dyel

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>>41951573
Just looking at these retards makes me want to hurt something.

>>41952973
>pretend to be numale
>scam numales for millions of dollars with a half made game full of lies
>disappear and hide in plain sight as non-numale
These guys were all just doing an act.

>>41952973
ah, you bought the game did you?

>>41951366
what does she looks like?

>>41952983
That's really admirable, I have always wanted to be a fool tax collector and those guys got what it takes to.

>>41953038
Uwe Bol is another professional government scammer. He makes more money if his films fail and when he navigated tax codes so well that when he has money tied up in his films, the taxman can't touch it

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>>41951587
Learn to recognise the signs of excessive /fit/ memes

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>>41952973
i think wil wheaton is king of the mouth gape.

While it is not only mouth gape, they like to do any silly face that shows the picture is really just a joke guys im not vain (too ugly to be vain)
another classic is the overly furrowed brow or people's eyebrow

>>41953082
>(((Fein)))bros
>Felicia Day
>Wil Wheaton

Good god, if only we had Joss Whedon to round this faggot picture out

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>>41953102
happy to say i didnt even know who other 3 ppl were

I guess Joss needed the beard, numale cliche or not. without he reminds me of the gay character philip seymour hoffman played in boogie nights even if they look different

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>>41953161

>>41953161
You don't know #NerdQueen Felecia Day? Shocking, on 4chan

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>>41952973
> I have no mouth and I must scream

>>41953190
>hehe look at me chug this beer at work
>aren't I kewl?

>>41953173
i mostly come here for the racism and amateur porn.
stay for the bantz

>>41948076
The thing is they actually say this out loud. I worked at a warehouse for a short period of time. On the first day, the nu boss said something similar to "you know who gets tired the fastest? The powerlifters. They deadlift heavy, but repetition kills them" all proud and shit.

>>41952244
what the fuck is going on here

>>41953374
>the oldest image on /fit/

>>41952973
holy shit...what is this face? why so many doing it

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>>41953058
His Postal movie was honestly pretty fun. He apparently made a really bad movie about the Holocaust too.

>>41952230
>martial artist can't take out a fat guy
I hear this shit so often by coworkers, friends and family. It ticks me off so much.

>jelqing doesn't work

>>41951576

The reason roiders aren't as strong as natties of a similar size is steroids allow you to grow fast with sub par training
If you lift light and get big quickly your muscles will be strong, but the tendons and cns aren't adapted which severely limits how efficiently you can use them

This is also why roiders get a lot more tendon and ligament injury - these adapt more slowly

>>41951366
>There's only one gender

>penis size doesn't matter
>I'm as strong as I'll ever need to be
>I don't make enough money to eat healthy
>I watch game of thrones for the plot
>I won the sit up challenge in middle school I had ripped abs back then
>isn't cocaine bad for you?

Kill them all

>>41953465

Delete this now

>>41953374
Its the gains delivery man

>>41948210
Lightweight baby!

>>41952887
I have actually witnessed shit like this once.
Dude was squatting like 40kg on a bosu-ball.

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>>41951985

>View comments by user

You cant even make this shit up.

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>>41953067
>a lower energy level
>6'4

>>41953529
I lel'd

>>41953067
what is this pic refering to even?
low test?

>>41951941
>bodyweight deadlift
>bragging

>>41951873
DELET

>>41953796
I know it's predictable, but these replies never fail to make me giggle.

>>41951270
Having a beard or reduced sight makes you a numale?

>>41948297
That got me, fucking on point m8

>>41953374
tactical milk

>>41953067
there

>>41953458
how is quality of erections?
aesthetics change?

>>41953102
>you can name them

>>41948093
WOAHHHH WTF??? CHILLL... HOLD UP WOAH FAKE??? WOAHHHHHHH SENPAI

wtf I cant say senpai
its turning the word I want to use into senpai

>>41948598
Synthol on the day-lee

>>41953747
Klinefelter's, most likely.

>>41951366
>to the point were most of her friends are men
REDFLAG

>>41948076
I've never actually met someone like this so to me you might as well be talking about leprechauns

>>41954018
Come on down to sunny California and soak in the nu-male culture desu

>>41953374
dyel getting raided by a SKWAT team

>>41953928
hey senpai, desu it annoys me.

>>41953524
Game of thrones has an incredible plot, fuck you.

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>>41952155
>>41952614
>girl who I'm sort of attracted too keeps bringing up fucking me with a strapon
>not my fetish but i finger my butthole when i jerk off and it feels p gud
>unsure how to proceed

>>41951366
wouldfriend/10

got any pics of this chick?

>>41954122
definitely do it. you might at least get a bj out of it

>>41954122
>tfw your gf mercilessly grinds your prostate and you cum like a bitch while she bullies you with a predator glare and you roll over at the end and think "I'm such a good feminist"

just remember to thank her for checking your privilege afterwards anon

>>41953928
hello new friend

>>41951366
she's a closet case tranny
Just wait for when she slowly starts to have more and darker hair on her lip and seems to be building more muscle than usual

>>41954108
loooool beautiful

>>41952230
>Strenght from lifting somehow inferior to strenght from manual labor
BUT MUH FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH

>>41951941
lol
>hitler youth haircut

>>41954122
"hey anon, you gonna let me fuck that ass or what?"
"haha... okay femanon"
"omg! lol what the fuck? you fag i was just joking around. im telling everyone, you're such a pervert"

>>41951941
that looks like a lot of weight for a ftm tranny

>>41954278
>a lot of weight
>for someone being legally prescribed raw test

FtMs have the greatest luck of us all

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>>41953161
>>41953169

>>41954273
this. its a shit test.

>>41953082
holy shit I can't stop seeing the numale selfie scream meme, it's everywhere i look now

is this what being redpilled feels like? no sir I don't like it

>>41948598
How stupid are you? Can you even quantify it? Please kill yourself.

>>41951567
i do both, fuck you

>>41949271
225 is a meme, I did that within my first year of highschool training bench press.
If you haven't benched 315 you don't know shit.

>>41951573
I found myself pulling this face in a pic. It's like someone's inserted an anal probe forcefully inside my anus, but sufficiently lived me to the point where it slides easily in.

I was on a shit load of hcg after a cycle so I was feeling my most faggot like then.

>>41951576
So natty calinthetic guy versus roided Jujitsu ten Dan, the natty guy wins? Eh

>>41948076
"Harder!"

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>>41954324
there's no going back

The only thing the matrix got wrong is the red pill is a suppository

>>41951270
Should I shave my beard now?

>>41951713
So you looked at a sumo wrestler, looked at your own flabby belly, and decided to project hard. Ok.

>>41948076
holy shit this thread is full of bulky-fags who get exhausted after 1 lap around the track. embarrassing

>>41951841
It's true, to these guys muscle I'm dominance and authority. A numale will deliberately take the bass out of his voice so as not offend. If they woke up like Ronnie Coleman they would kill themselves

>>41952051
>>41951952
>>41952108
this is the person you are fighting for when you support swole left.

>>41954427
smooth face masterrace

>>41952973
>I'm angry that video game developers are nerdy!

>>41954390
pics or it didmt happenm timestamp larper

>>41954473
Eat big and lift heavy little man, just make sure to not get fat and do cardio and your lifts will skyrocket. Consistency is key. Two plates isn't as much as you think it is.

>>41954497
haha give us pics skinny boi.
prove it with a timestamp

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>>41948076
>my fat uncle tells me creatine is bad for my liver while eating chocolate frosted flakes at midnight

>>41953524
>>41953524
Ex coke addict here. Fuck you. I was a smelly bitch. You can't eat on that shit. O was so addicted I'd eat old bread just to stop the hunger pangs so I could keep sniffing then go another two days without eating. Drank a shit ton of water though. Been clean two months and I'm feeling ok.

>>41951941
>those hips
>that round face

>>41953838
That's their uniform

>>41953928
Your balls dropped yet hamalam

>>41954018
Come to England bro. No really refugees welcome, fucking come here and leech and destroy our communities

>>41948093

ayo hol up

so youse is sayin

that protons gives youse fake muscles n shieet?

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>41954430
>Embarrassing

I believe the word your looking for is problematic

>>41954597
>hiding during another muslim terrorist attack
>curse the muslims
>get chastised for cursing the muslims

>>41954465
Nerdy is fine.
Numale is cancer. Learn the difference ya commie faggot

>>41954559
>>41954559
Your uncles a fat fuck, but he's a correct fat fuck

>>41954605
*Smacks lips*

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>>41951270

>want to not wear glasses but I am blind without them and cannot see shit
>want to shave itchy, patchy facial hair but don't want to expose my shit-tier jawline even if I look like an unkempt hobo

Does a full head of hair save me at least?

Hikingfag here, the amount of people who consider this shit exercise is ridiculous. Fuck you can cover 500km of steep terrain and still not break much of a sweat.

>>41951941
>>challenge nazis
>>swole left
But the third Reich was immensely left-wing, with extreme state interference in the market, a huge overarching state, and lots of welfare (mainly for women) and state-funded institutions and welfare.
Hating a group of people that has incited riots which led to the deaths of tens of thousands of Germans, and was intent on turning the country to communism, is not a politically right wing thing you politically illiterate fucks.

>>41954613
Mate you have no idea the level of brainwashing that goes on in this country, it's relentless. School kids are kept in chains for a day by some pan Africanist, and told how evil the west is. Speaking to a woman without consent is harassment and a hate crime. And Muslims. Fuck me. If you don't Muslims are the real victims of terrorism the police will arrest you.

I wish I was being hyperbolic for comedic effect, but the joke is our country is dead

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>writing this dialogue for the villain

>>41953747

It's Klinefelter Syndrome. Basically means your a low T freak but at least your not a manlet.

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>>41952230
>>guy doing martial arts for 15 years could not take [fat person example] in a fight
It depends on the /k/onditions.

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>>41951548
>a heavy metal show (why the fuck they were even there is beyond me.)

I don't know what city you live in but in MA most all of the metal scenes have been co-opted by SJW types trying to be as alternative as possible

>>41953067
Stop posting pics of me.

>>41954691
Genuine question guys, if you had these scars on your head, would you keep them, or surgically remove them?

>>41954656
just have your mom punch you in the eyes to distract from the jawline and get contacts

>>41954659
i'd be sweating after 500m desu...
but i have mild hyperhydrosis and am fat

>>41952230
>>Strenght from lifting somehow inferior to strenght from manual labor

You don't hear this from SJWcucks but from baby boomers.

>>41954697
Like how many bullets I'm the clip right

>>41948306
>go to gym to use bench
>somebody loaded up 10 plates and then left
>take them off
>by the time I'm done, realize my arms have gotten bigger
Fucking hate this

>>41954667
>School kids are kept in chains for a day
how does everyone not pull their children out of that school? unless it is the whitest school in their area..

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>mfw I sort of believed this meme to some degree

mfw I started to lift and obviously getting stronger
sheeeiiitt

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>>41954735

>clip

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>>41954721
depends. if I got mine the way he likely got them, I'd show them off every chance I'd get
if I get them like pic related, I'd throw money at the nearest doctor immediately

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>>41954735
Why must you hurt me so?

>>41954702
>strippers waste bottle of bubbly
>make customers pay for it
kek

>>41948076
>Is creatine natty?

>>41951270
>will take wife's last name
I guess I'll do so. I don't feel like participating in the continuation of a shit tier family name when I am neither in good term with most of the other members nor speak the language associated with it.
Plus my gf (which I guess I'll marry in 3 or 4 years) has no brother and the stepdad only has sisters. I'd rather fuse with their family than giving my children my last name and give them the same handicap I was given.

>>41954812
Whats your last name? Shekelberg?

>>41951941
You'd think they'd be smart enough to be boxing instead of lifting if they want to get in a fight?

>>41951985
What defines redpilled and to some extent right wing is the desire to self improve

>>41954838
If anything they did made sense they wouldn't be on the side that they're on.

>>41954733
It's the same as running, if you're not a blob and stick with it for more then a week then it's easy as fuck. Don't listen to marathon runners when they claim running is hard.

>>41954497
i got you twink boi, go larp on pol boi

>>41954664
This guy gets it. Too often the Nazis are referred to as being right wing.

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>>41951985
>When you want to start a war but the side you're on is anti gun and anti exercise.

>>41954888
To be fair, it's not the lefties that Neo-Nazis tend to identify with.

Is there anything wrong with doing a 4 hour bodybuilder routine if your natty. Weights are not going any higher then 100 pound dumbbells.

>>41954888

Hitlerist (vast majority of "neo-nazis") are objectively right-wing. national socialism =/= marxian socialism. Hitler himself was very right.

>>41954929
You make a good point. Maybe they should really team up, they have a whole lot more in common than they think.

>>41949271
What if I can bench 90 but with really good form and control?

>>41954965

Despite some state intervention, they are extremely opposite of one another. Classical liberalism would side with communists before that ever happened (see: WW2.)

>>41953038
Just bullshit a whole bunch of documents and get some pictures of an empty island, now make a kickstarter for Kekistan.

>>41954812
Is it Weirs?

>>41948093
wooooahhh

>>41951472
God I hate them. Ruining my fucking childhood right there those pencil necked punchable faggots. They remind me of the Kings son in Braveheart that spergs out when his dad throws his faggy lover out the window and then gets bitch slapped.

>>41954946
youre doing too much dude. work out only 45mins to an hour. you are overworking your body and your nutrients are depleted after 45 mims of a workout. bodybuilders workout so much because not only are they pro and their job but you have to eat all day and take supps or roid all day to even work out like they do. ypu will kill your gains amd body by doing this

>>41955076
Or the kings son from monty python

>>41953971
>She's a dyke
>>41952995
>>41952879
Not posting a picture, but she looks like a boyish looking womanlet who plays softball (she doesn't.) Basically on the cuter side of butch dykish.
>>41954241
Actually I've suspected this myself, and am indifferent if she decides to go that route, as long as she knows what she'd be getting into and that I'd never, ever stop giving her shit.

>>41948093
Dude hol up qboa

>>41952083
Topkek.

>>41953643
kek

>>41954702
Chicago

They started to become more common in the scene for a while, which completely mystified me considering the whole genres basically just tongue in cheek masculinity, screaming about beer, violence, and that it doesn't shy away from violent imagery against women (which is, as they say, problematic.) Or men but you know, double standards.

I kept hearing more and more complaints about violent uncontrollable pits at shows/ getting covered in beer, which I think in combination with most metalheads laughing at their bs started to make them file out.

>>41954721
Keep it if it looks badass like that, remove it if it's some shit like ribery's face

>>41954122
Ew. I tell my gf that the moment she wants to incorporate my hairy ungodly asshole into our sexual life, I'm fucking up and out of here. She's cool with that too. You need to fart more around your missus and chuck a shit in the toilet and lock her in there. Your pooper is off limits anon.

>>41953838
Its fine,

Lift weights, be confident, don't base your opinions on whats trendy at the time or bring up politics.

Dress in normal fucking blue jeans and a tshirt.

>>41954702
>in MA most all of the metal scenes have been co-opted by SJW types trying to be as alternative as possible
Can confirm. Was at the Paradise Rock Club a few months back and it was nu-male central. Thankfully they mostly stay on the balcony once the pit starts.

>>41955238
I remember you posting something similar to this before. Are you the guy who threatened to break up with his girlfriend because she asked to eat his ass?

>>41955686
No. This is the first time I've posted anything like this.

>>41955728
>ate] [Auto] 1 new post
>Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
>[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif

>>41954691
"Villian" fuck those blue hippy cunts

>>41955795
Villain*

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>>41955733

>>41954833
>>41955041
It's an Arabic name. A name made up at the immigration office I guess. But when I Google it I found that I share it with some meme essayist from Israel, kek.

>>41955795
>>41955803
Vanilla***

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>>41948076
>"I don't want to get huge, I just want to be toned."


that fucking word "TONED" I hate it so much!
>mfw I hear people say it

>>41956247
It means low bf but no muscle

>>41956402
It's stupid. And I'm sick of hearing people who know nothing about fitness say it.

>>41953169
I miss Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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>>41954497
>Eat big and lift heavy little man, just make sure to not get fat and do cardio and your lifts will skyrocket. Consistency is key. Two plates isn't as much as you think it is.

>>41954577
>two months

Fucking nice man. Keep up the good work, keep your goals in mind as much as you can.

We're all gonna make it, brah

>>41956247
Gonna get toned as shit brah

Just try to stop me

>>41955809
Anyone have the unedited? I wanna see how far that fucker actually flies

>>41953838
I bet part of them has well working eyes.

>>41948076
"You might look great and have a job that actually means something but I've got a media studies degree, student debt out the arse and a harem of disgusting, swampy socialist women"

>>41948093
>Protein
Ayo HOL UP Woah
>gives
whoa what chill whoooaaa whoa what whaaa whooaaa calm down whooaa whoa
>fake
Dude hey woah chill hey dude wooooah heyy what dude heyy chill
>muscle.
chiiill man haha woaaaaaaah ahahahha what lmao wait wtf dude woooooaaah

>>41953796
kek'd

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>>41948093
>mfw i dont understand the meme

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>>41948471
D E L E T
E
L
E
T

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>>41957758

>>41953971
literally a lesbian, can you even read

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>>41951941
>deadlift what's probably double bodyweight or less
>on a hex bar
>swole

>>41954108
I kek'd

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>>41954955
>Hitler himself was very right

Can't argue with that ...

I bet no-one ever heard this one
>Muscles don't look good and it's useless
>t. hungry skeleton

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>>41948214
you can easily become big and look aesthetically awful if you pick the wrong workouts and eat a lot
even if you just fell for the ss meme for like 6 months there is a high chance you will look like a fucking t-rex which is almost worse than being skinnyfat. there were also a shit-ton of "fat muscle" guys in highschool who looked awful

>>41948490
>Arnold
>proof calisthenics works

Nigga what

>>41954559
enjoy your balding

>>41948093
i missed the meme fuck

>>41948076
>why can't I get laid

oh wait ,that's us

>>41953374
SS officer circa 1941, colourized

>>41948213
Do you understand that your answer is senseless?

>>41954754
rotoscoping is the most foul practice ever

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nu male for life?
I am bald, have a beard and bad eyesight (wear contacts). half white half latino. my parents are left wing academics and don't do sports. my dad says sports are just dumb, you don't do anyting useful with your time.

I never played sports (am 26), just decided to go to the gym from time to time at about 21. Still, not gaining weight because I always loose motivation and have problems with depression and being insecure. btw I am gay/bi too.

but actually, I think sports are cool and moving your body is great, but I never learned to do it and feel too old and awkward now. I dream about doing martial arts. but my parents will think that gym and martial arts are retarded. I would do it anyway, but still ffeel kind of ashamed of liking it.
btw I am 179cm and weigh 57kg lol

what do you say? advice?

>>41958190
you got meme'd by shitty parenting. Your parents suck real hard for never encouraging you into sports at an early age. Same happened to me and there isn't a single day that i regret for not being into sports earlier.
My advice is start lifting some fucking weights. I have same height as you and weight almost 90 kg at 20% bf, you must be Auschwitz mode.

>>41958190
Start now

>>41957114
this is the unedited version
scary, isn't it?

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>>41958248
>>41958265
>not understanding it's satire

>>41952244
team heal up here

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>>41948490

>ywn be 1/4 as swole as arny

>>41951567
What's wrong with front squats?

>>41958190
anyone who bases their identity on being smart and shuns physical activity (not due to mental illness/addiction/trauma) is a fool.

Lifting weights reduces effects of Alzheimer's and age of onset - people wonder if it has other benefits to intelligence.
Physical play is a way to build friendships, blowoff steam, perhaps get sunlight (seasonal affective disorder), entertainment that is a physical benefit.
Sports build teamwork, maybe competitiveness, dedication, develop visual reaction skills - interpret situations forming and spatial recognition.
If you are fit you are less likely to be depressed or tired, have more energy to focus on your academics.
If they care about success in life, it makes it easier to find a partner who is also successful and makes you happy, it makes you more successful in work because people like you more.

what im saying is stop being a sad cunt and choose to start being a fucking sick cunt

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>>41958274

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>>41948096
I am skinny guy and I do 300 push ups and 150 pull ups per day and I'm not gonna stop

>>41958190
you're donezo

>>41958190

>left-wing "academics"
>thinks sports are dumb

Go figure. It's no coincidence that leftists are spineless cucks.

>>41958307
I read an article finding a positive correlation between those who regularly go to the gym/were big and grades in university.

Think the link was mostly just dedication and routine, but still a benefit to lifting

>>41958344
yes the direct link to weight lifting to brain power may be wishful thinking but everything positive is amplifying the other aspect.

They are probably happier (except for /fit/ obviously), and have better sleep schedules, more time exercising (if not in morning) means they wont start drinking or smoking until later in the day likely.

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>>41952973
I may not be a looker myself, but nu-males make my blood boil.

>>41958376
Exercising that causes a stress/adaptation response increase a lot of neural substances in your brain. It increases learning among with many other abilities. High intensity training is especially good at this. There are tons of research on it. The book "spark" has a good overwiev on this research.

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>>41958408
>Did you know you can beat stress, lift your mood, fight memory loss, sharpen your intellect, and function better than ever simply by breaking a sweat?
>tfw hyperhydrosis

>>41958190
You are 26 mate do whatever the fuck you want. Karate chop your parents if they give you any shit

>>41954108
nice

>>41951567
Front squat and back squat compliment each other, but people who you mean probably only use that line as an excuse to not squat heavy because front squats are rarely done heavy compared to backsquats. I do 140kg bs and 120 fs

>>41954373
He's "trolling".

>>41951255
legit a friend of mine was puzzled by me mentioning I do squats.
>just run on the treadmill m8
best thing was that he was looking at me and talking like it's some basic shiet and I'm being dumb

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>>41952083
no need to picture you guys, we have plenty of evidence

>>41952887
his knees are going to be SO FUCKED

>i didn't vote for trump

>>41958700
is this a board meetup?

>>41953067

Most of /fits/ lanklets

>>41959022
More like

>[brings up politics when not absolutely avoidable]

also, don't make me post pictures of Trump supporter neckbeards. The internet is plagued with them.

>>41948093
woaaaaahahh what?? fake woahahah??

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>>41949271
does it count if I row that, senpai?

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>>41950082
I'm at 8 today, gonna fap tomorrow, balls are full as fuck

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>>41951270
>20-30years
d-did I outgrew it?

>>41958325
OSAAAAMAAAA IS DEEAAAADDDD

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>>41948096
>>41948147
I got in to the calisthenics meme because I travel so damn much and the only equipment I could reliably find everywhere was a pull-up bar.
"Craft with few dependencies..."

>>41954702
How can someone be such a whore? Like, she knows it's glass and yet she's so used to going through the motions that her technique remains the same for an inanimate object, in front of an audience, with a camera rolling. Even streetwalkers giving $20 blowjobs have more shame.

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>>41954702
>>41955195
>I don't get why SJWs are showing an interest in my hobby. They don't really fit in well
Where have we seen this pattern before?
Give it a few years. Metal songs will all be about atoning for white privilege and toxic masculinity in a few years.
I don't follow the scene so you tell me, but I'm willing to bet that any sjw overtures from bands receive disproportionate (and disproportionately favorable) coverage from mainstream media outlets that usually ignore the genre (pitchfork, rolling stone, Newsweek, buzzfeed, etc)

>>41958190
>half Latino
>academic parents
Is the janitorial staff technically considered part of academia?

>>41954390
315 is a meme, until you can bench 405 for reps you don't know shit.