Just went to a gym for the first time

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SS + GOMAD

Become T-Rex my friend

Is that blahas new channel?

You're not at the gym to pick up girls you moron. You're there to improve every aspect of your life OUTSIDE the gym ... including picking up girls. But in the gym you have to focus.
That said, feel free to talk to them but don't just ask them out, just have normal conversation and if it happens it happens.

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>>41944274
go back to fucking redditx1

>>41944274
Avoid doing chest on Mondays because that's what everyone else is doing on Monday. Squat racks and leg Press are probably open so do legs on Monday instead.

>>41944604
And what this guy said. Just do your workout and talk to grills like they're just another chum in the gym that's doing their workout thing too.

Recognize and acknowledge the biggest guy in your gym, he'll probably be black. Ask him for advice and in exchange offer him your mouth and anus in the locker room after workouts.

>>41944274
>All the guys are buff and all the girls have the hottest bodies
Keep in mind that ugly people are basically invisible. not literally i mean you see if they are in your way but you would immediately forget them unless they are comically ugly.

Just like people complaining about privilege, they only see the successful

Women are the niggers of gender, just jerk off instead

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>>41944274

Be good looking and DONT DO FUCKING SS + GOMAD

It's just a meme to troll new fags. find another good starter routine

the buff dudes probably didnt get ripped from SS+Gomad

also neck training is essential

>>41944274
>is having a reptile fetish wrong?

>>41944274
I recommend forming actual paragraphs when you type out a longer post on this site. It's also a great tip in general for more coherent internet and text based communication. You may be able to get your thoughts across well enough with your current writing style but for others reading your post it comes across as fragmented and scattered, making it a little bit more of a chore to read through.

>>41944633
roll

>>41944274
Mate women are there to go to the gym not get hit on, everyone will (and we already do) think you're a fucko, leave them alone and do your weights sad boi

>>41944918
Now THIS is shitposting

>>41944274
You came to the gym at saturday, 3AM and think "there's probably nobody there so I'll hit my chest". Wrong! Fucking wrong! Everybody's there, everyone's doing chest.

>>41944274
>bench racks are never open

Do we go to the same gym?

>>41944633
>samefagging this transparently