Proof that we are all gonna make it

>>41943003
jonah hill needs to decide whether hes going to be fat or skinny or muscular because his body changes every other month

>>41943003
lel

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>>41943022
>tfw that's me on late bulk/cut/early bulk respectively

>>41943022
OP's pic is a shoop. He's only ever got skinnyfat.
He doesn't get roles when he's thinner, people only want him as the funny fat guy.

>>41943056
>He doesn't get roles when he's thinner
he was in 21 jump street and moneyball years back when he was thinner

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>>41943003

Except boogie. Unlike Jonah Hill, Boogie has proved again and again that he is a waste of oxygen.

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>>41943003

Is that actually him? Are the pics I'm finding on google old or did he grow arms and chest in like four months?

>>41943151

Tattoo matches.

>>41943151
The tattoo checks out

>>41943151
It's actually him but OP's pic is shopped a bit.

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>>41943003

The original. He's not quite that huge.

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>yfw you see his nipples

he looks pretty slayer now

>>41943151
This fucks me up

I'm pic on the left right now

Even in a suit I look huge...

Can only imagine if I will ever get my shit together and see myself on the right...

>>41943231
Got rid of that double chin really damn well though.
Shame his nipples decided they wanted to mimic a rock climbing wall.

>>41943267

The post-effect of having giant titties suddenly shrink, low nipples. Only way to fix that is plastic surgery, which he could afford, so maybe he has/will.

>>41943251
Every time you post on 4chan, do the last digit of your post number in pushups (or last two digits if you're crazy)

>>41943240
They'll probably look more normal once his skin tightens back up.

>>41943459
>once his skin tightens back up.
i got news for you

>>41943240
This is the result from selling his health to the Hollywood Jew

>>41943003
wine > milk

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>>41943003
Old pic, this is what he looks like now

>>41943109
He was still fat as fuck in those films. Watch a trailer of them right now and tell me that's Thin.

>>41943310
>Last 2 if you're crazy
Whoa there, you might have to do almost 100 push-ups.

>>41943788
>Nipples fixed
Fucking thank you

>>41943956
Yeah, every single time you post you stupid retard

Dis niqqa needs to up his eyelid reps bruhhh

>>41943040
>white wine with red meat
RRREEEEEEEEEE

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>>41944502
>dude blindly follow rules made up by long dead retarded peasants a thousand years ago lmao

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>>41944570
You're right. It's not like there's any consistent and complimentary flavor profiles which serve as the basis for such a combination. Go back to eating microwaved tendies, faggot

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>>41943040
anymore?

>>41944632
You're right, there isn't a single white wine on earth that pairs well with red meat. IT'S SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE

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>>41944632
shoo shoo!!

>>41944671
That bimbo wouldn't know the difference between a Riesling and Chardonnay. You think she's going to have the wherewithal to know what white pairs with burgers when flashing her tits? Fuck off, m8

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>>41944715
shoo shoo

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>>41943003
>>41943151
>that nipple location

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Can't make it when my hairline is all fucked at 18 and I'm fat. Was actually considering buzzcut after it crosses the event horizon (the slightest amount of crown on top) and wearing a hat all day like a greasy mexican

>>41944866
>I'm fat

Just lift weights bro

>>41945121
Yeh but I'm not gonna make hair-gains

>>41943151
>tfw not going to play Penguin in DCU

>>41945193
What do you care? Because of what women think? Yes you're never going to be able to turn heads just by walking in a room but women care more about world class confidence and how strong/dangerous you can appear than the follicles on your head

>>41945237
Of course i care man humans are social creatures and society (SOCI-ality) is built upon stranger's validation and self-esteem, I'm not saying my life is over but goddamn if this shit doesn't suck. You're probably not even going through something like this OR went through it but you have a nice head-shape. If shit goes wrong I'll grow a beard and lift but for now I'm constantly monitoring my hair

>>41944502
>>41944632
My god, why do wine people are always such flaming homosexuals?

>>41945337
Lift anyway m8

>>41943040
>vin blanc avec de la viande rouge

>>41945337
The testosterone boosts from lifting might help your hair grow back

>>41945337
i am
I have ugly hair AND balding, a huge nose , fucked up head , cant grow a beard, and still a virgin at 26.
Still lifting is probably the best thing i can do, just dont lift for girls because that's retarded.

>>41946323
you mean "why are wine people always such flaming homosexuals". speak english better you gook

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>>41946873
>mec suivre aveuglément les règles inventées par des paysans stupides depuis longtemps morts il y a mille ans le mao

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>>41944866
Get hair implants or just shave it bald with razor blades, you fucking faggot. No-one literally gives a single shit about a man's hair unless it's cut so badly it catches your eye or they're desperately trying to hide that they're balding. My hair fucking went from blonde to light gray when i hit puberty, i'm barely 21 and people think i'm fucking 50

>>41947995
Yes anon, our own problems are always more important than everyone else's

>>41943003
he's just going to get fat again

>>41946990

>Les traditions sont le mal ! A bas la patriarchie ! #Hamon #Mélenchon